Cowboy Bebop Remix [Endgame]

[AlmasterGM]

FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING TO CHECK CONEY ISLAND

Im tired as shit now, though, so I'm promising a good post tomorrow

It'll say things like

LLD IS SCUM

and

VOTE LLD.

READY? ME TOO

[AlmasterGM]

no but actually ill post tomorrow

[Lady Lambdadelta]

What is this shit about me driving the wagon Day 3?

You fucking rode that shit to the bank, and I followed you blindly like a fool because of confirmed town status.

Oh gimme a break. About the only thing I did, deliberately, was push Rhinox off limits because he was really town (even if he is really ANNOYING town) and seemed like the perfect sort of scum target to pick at while not doing anything.

I DELIBERATELY didn't take a leadership position to generate reads.

Not true.

[AlmasterGM]

It looked like you suspected CES yesterday, and based on what you've said about your actions, I assume you had LL as your second suspect (even if you weren't declaring it at the time). So then why did you block me the previous night instead of one of them?

Yes, but you were also on my list the when I first came in to this game. My entry into this game was kinda rushed (I replaced in because Fate asked me to and I owed him a favor for replacing into my game), so I didn't have time to fully think out how to use what is actually a relatively difficult role to play. I roleblocked you because you seemed like a good candidate for lurkerscum, and I thought "lolz well thats a good strategy." I wasn't able to fully formulate my plan until later.

What was the "theory" you were referring to in 1427?

I thought CES was going to fakeclaim something, but he didn't.

At what point in the game did you make the decision that you were going to call LLD town with the intention of roleblocking her?

The second she started making the, "GI is still alive, so he's scum" arguments. At that moment, my suspicion of LLD-scum was set, but I knew as a replacement coming into a flakeslot I wouldn't have the political capital to lynch LLD just through argumentation. I also knew LLD was really good at manipulating people, so I needed to use my role to catch her. So I thought up this plan.

Anyway, since there's 3 votes on me and no quickhammer, that means both of the scum are in LLD, Toasty, and Rhinox. I'm going to go with my suspicion from earlier and say Toasty is the buddy. In addition to my prior suspicions, I don't like the way he keeps running through scenarios in his head to make it seem like he's thinking, but then he magically arrives at illogical conclusions. The whole "Toasty is getting coached" argument from yesterday makes even more sense with LLD as scum - I bet her and Vi were both chillin the thread feeding toasty line after line after line. GI, I don't get where this giant OMG RHINOX IS SCUM argument is coming from.

[AlmasterGM]

As for all the other 5-6 pages of BLAH BLAH back and forth - it's an embarrassment to what Fate calls a GOOD PLAYERLIST. This isn't the fuckin newbie queue - if you choose to ignore LOGIC, NIGHT ACTIONS, and LLD's repeatedly refuted logic and scummy play in favor of LLD's illustrious wordplay, then LLD deserves a scummy and town deserves to lose. not that im counting this game as a loss, I didn't read 60 pages and perform the most BRILLIANT ROLEBLOCK EVER to to put another tick on the loss record .

But, for MY OWN SAKE, let's review the "worldview" one more time:

in order to vote for me, you have to believe that, instead of nightkilling someone like normal and using my good standing in the game to convince a SINGLE PLAYER to vote ANYBODY WHO ISN'T SCUM, I decided to fakeclaim town roleblocker, generate this insane gambit, and put myself into a 1v1 with LLD, one of the players who would arguably fight back the hardest.

You also have to ignore the fact that LLD has absolutely ZERO REASONS AS TO WHY I AM ACTUALLY SCUM. It's all predicated on, "AH HA! I KNEW AGM WOULD DO THIS!" AKA, "Well, I"M TOWN SO AGM IS SCUM." No real analysis. No dayplay argumentations (unlike my side, where i've clearly shown how LLD is trying to snake around and manipulate people). You have to by 110% into her demagoguery and say, "fuck logic, I'm on TEAM LLD."

if you can justify that to yourself, then go ahead and type the vote out. Or, if like a SANE PERSON you CAN'T, then vote for

CONFIRMED SCUM LLD.

[GreyICE]

Rhino is Raivann of this game.

Rhino, put together a list of all the reasons LLD has given that me and AGM are scum. Consider how many were true before today.

Now go look at Vi interactions with LLD. She poked me, nacho, UK (my god UK), but LLD?

Did Vi ever ask LLD Why LLD thought Vi was scum? And push it? Vi wanted 10 paragraph essays from me - and I delivered. LLD "just kinda knew" and Vi "just kinda accepted that."

[Lady Lambdadelta]

AGM, there aren't 3 votes on you.

Rhinox unvoted. There are only 2 votes on you.

[Kdub]

AGM's answers appear to be consistent with his D3/D4 play. His D4 post (1417) after LLD first went after Grey for still being alive is when he first mentions LLD making bad arguments, which he follows up with the "too dumb to be scum" argument (1427). This is exactly in line with his explanation for suspecting her at this point and giving a weak town read on her with the plan of roleblocking her that night. If he was scum, he would have to be setting up the fake LLD roleblock at least at this point in the game, and he had no strong reason to know at that moment that CES was going to make a claim that would get him mislynched.

I'll give LLD a chance to respond, but barring any new arguments, I'm feeling reasonably more confident about AGM telling the truth.

Mod: exactly when is the deadline?

[AlmasterGM]

AGM, there aren't 3 votes on you.

Rhinox unvoted. There are only 2 votes on you.

Oh, okay.

Buuut it doesn't change anything else about my post. You're rhetoric is still 60% illustrious demagoguery, 40% bullshit, and 0% logic. You still have no coherent reason for why I am scum which is not predicated on the (false) assumptions of, "well, I'm town, so I know AGM is lying / knew he would pull this gambit / etc etc etc."

[Fate]

"That's the lesson."

Maybe the darkness is gone.
Maybe the only the light is left.
The sun will never set on us right?
We just want to live forever.

Here we are sun! We aren't moving, aren't changing,
refusing
To step forward.
Please, don't set.

Please don't leave us all alone in the darkness...

No one was lynched today.

Final Vote Count

Rhinox (0):
Lady Lambdadelta (1): AlmasterGM
GreyICE (0):
Kdub (0):
AlmasterGM (1): LadyLamda

No Lynch (0):

Not voting: GreyICE, Rhinox, Kdub, Toasty

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch, 3 to no-lynch.

Deadline for Night Five Actions:
May 1st, Zero hours.

[Fate]

Another day to look for bounties! Most of you are more at ease now that the killings have stopped, and with all the information gathered yesterday march confidently into the streets to track down bounty heads.

Three men are sitting outside a cafe near your hotel.

"Why I oughta... taking my money like that you cheatin dogs!"
"Hehehhehe sometimes we take money sometimes we giv it thats how its always been!"
"Things werent always the sam like you is makin out to be. Before I dug that gate myself man things were different!"
"YOU? dug that gate? We dun dug that gate together you old coot!"
"Ah what you remember you halfbaked dog!"

Moving past them, a sadness washes over you. The blues start playing in your head, and you can only hope that it isn't what your gut feels.

But it is.

In a pool of blood and red eye sits a woman.

"So I made it to Mars, right? Wasn't it supposed to be that easy?

Just as simple... as moving to a new place. I guess that does sound pretty naive now...

Adios, cowboys..."

ToastyToast has been killed. He was Katrina, Townie VOTE:

[GreyICE]

That...

...

What?

[GreyICE]

Okay. Toasty voted AGM.
I voted LLD.
Rhinox was leaning towards LLD
Kdub was leaning LLD

Not that I fucking lover her play, but no longer quite as happy as I was yesterday.

[Fate]

"Hi amigos! All 300,000 Bounty Hunters in the Star systems: How y'all doin?"
"And now it's time for Big Shot, the show that tells all about fugitives!"
"Today's big bounty is

VT!"

"That's right cowpoke, you're hunting... a freight trucker? Sounds like trouble to me Punch!"
"Oh yeah, this cowpoke is causing all sooorts a trouble for everyone! She... doesn't even have a name! What kind of good person hides behind a fake name huh?"
"Oh my! Isn't that called a nickname?"
"Naw Trudy, and even so, she is rumored to be tied to the great scoundrel of a bounty hunter Ural! Who knows what she

really

is smugglin in that truck of hers!?"
"Hehehehe I suppose you're right! Well go out and get folks, happy hunting!"

[GreyICE]

Uggghhhh

It doesn't make sense for LLD+? Scum to shoot Toasty. Toasty was still a likely mislynch.
It doesn't make sense for AGM scum to shoot Toasty. Shoot Rhinox, and wait for someone to throw down a vote on LLD.

And one of the two of them is confirmed scum.

[GreyICE]

I'm gonna go beat my head against the wall now.

[ToastyToast]

BAHHHHHHHH! I am so sad but I also don't' was know wats going onnn because it was a fun day.

[AlmasterGM]

VOTE: LLD

Why this didn't happen YESTERDAY is beyond me.

P.S. Roleblocked Rhinox. I didn't really expect anyone other than LLD to submit the kill, but I figured the 5% chance of nailing the last member outweighed mylo vs lylo.

[AlmasterGM]

Oh yeah, and guaranteed LLD is gonna roll in here and go, "LOOK AT HOW SCUMMY AGM IS, PLOPPING DOWN A VOTE ALREADY. Let's talk about the niiiiightttkilll." Fuck that. I guarantee you LLD picked this NK because she thought it was the most controversial one and would give her the most opportunities WEASEL HER WAY OUT OF BEING LYNCHED.

She had all of yesterday to play Captain McSquirmy, and she partly succeeded. Kill. It. With. Fire.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

VOTE: LLD

Why this didn't happen YESTERDAY is beyond me.

P.S. Roleblocked Rhinox. I didn't really expect anyone other than LLD to submit the kill, but I figured the 5% chance of nailing the last member outweighed mylo vs lylo.

A vote this quickly in lylo is stupid.

Imagine if GI and Kdub were the scum team, and we were getting played.

They'd both come on a quick hammer the fuck out of us.

That's why this vote isn't town. Town would be scared to place a vote in lylo, for fear of a quickhammer.

I don't care how confirmed a scum you are. I'm not placing a vote until we've all talked.

[AlmasterGM]

HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAA.

I like how you do EXACTLY WHAT I SAY YOU WILL. You should know better, SCUMBAG:

A vote this quickly in lylo is stupid.

Imagine if GI and Kdub were the scum team, and we were getting played.

AlmasterGM (2): LadyLamda, ToastyToast

IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY TOWN, THEN THAT'S TWO TOWN VOTES ON ME. AKA I WAS ALREADY IN THE QUICKLYNCH ZONE.

But you didn't seem to care about that YESTERDAY, did you?

NOPE.

It's 1 V 1, LLD. You aren't SQUIRMING your way out of this one today with nonsense about some OTHER FUCKIN TEAM. No. Fucking. Way.

[AlmasterGM]

Also, in general - are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? You spent ALLLLLLL of yesterday saying that I was 100% CONFIRMED SCUM. You were POSITIVE. You KNEW. But now today its, "We have to consider our options?" What the hell is there to consider? And are you ACTUALLY telling me that you are going to end this day voting for someone other than MYSELF?

There's no way. Fake townwhiteknight is fake.

[AlmasterGM]

But of course playing the white knight is hella convenient for you because it lets you probe for alternative mislynch targets, which you need since you realize that your chances locked in this 1v1 with me AREN'T THAT FUCKIN GOOD

[Lady Lambdadelta]

AGM, yesterday was mylo. It took 4 votes to lynch.

In order for you to be quick hammered by a scum team... the scum would have to be Kdub/Rhinox.

That's not a pairing. Sorry. Rhinox and Kdub aren't scum together, so I don't live in fear of a quickhammer from the two of them yesterday.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

And rest assured, my vote will eventually find its way to you or GI.

I just want to hear what everyone has to say before I vote.