Worst role ideas?

[Neruz]

You are a

Vedge

.

You lose if someone eats you.

[Meransiel]

You have two public night kills (per night).

I see what you did thar.

[Ranmaru]

You are a

Fridge

. Whatever that is.

Fixed.

[Meransiel]

Cool. (lol)

You are a

Fridge

. If someone makes a claim during the Day (softclaims and incompletes disregarded) you are allowed to use Fridge Logic on him during the night. I will tell you if he was lying or not (but nothing more. If someone claims Doc and is Mafia Doc, it will be Truth. If someone claims Vanilla Townie and is Miller, it will be Lie). Also, once per game, if someone explicitly refuses to claim at L-1, you are allowed to declare

Fridge Brilliance

and I will make a full disclosure of the guy's role. If the guy's role is Vanilla Townie, you will Enter Fridge Horror and suicide during the night. You win with the town.

You are

Willing Suspension of Disbelief

. As long as you are alive,

Fridge

cannot use his abilities. You win with the town.

[gandalf5166]

That's wrong. He should only be able to use his abilities WHILE willing suspension of disbelief is alive.

[Drench]

You are

TV Tropes

. If anyone targets you, they will be sucked in and their lives will be ruined. As such, they will no longer be able to go anywhere else on the internet, Mafiascum included. You win when Buffy is rebooted.

Mod Note: mith is ready with the banhammer to enforce.

[Tragedy]

You are

Kyuubey

. When you are killed in any ways (Including Lynches), you will automatically revive without fail. You die when you are roleblocked. You lose when you die.

[Meransiel]

That's wrong. He should only be able to use his abilities WHILE willing suspension of disbelief is alive.

Nope. As long as you're willing to suspend your disbelief, you DON'T visit the fridge. It's only after WSOD breaks that you desperately need a beer.

You are

TV Tropes

. If anyone targets you, they will be sucked in and their lives will be ruined. As such, they will no longer be able to go anywhere else on the internet, Mafiascum included. You win when Buffy is rebooted.

Mod Note: mith is ready with the banhammer to enforce.

Brilliant.

[Meransiel]

You are

Kyuubey

. When you are killed in any ways (Including Lynches), you will automatically revive without fail. You die when you are roleblocked. You lose when you die.

Modnote: no roleblockers

[gandalf5166]

This thread is becoming less about bad roles and more about bad jokes >.>

[Meransiel]

Well, gandi, there are 4 ways to make a role get here:

1. Make it a nuke.

You are a

Dalek

. This means Bulletproof, PGO, and 1 kill per night. You win when everybody else is dead.

2. Make it unwinnable.

You are an

Atoner

. You must hammer a town-aligned and a mafia-aligned player, in that order, in order to be able to win. You win with the town.

3. Make it balanced and attach a bad pun to it.

You are

Death

. You love listening to goth music, but those pesky mortals keep bothering you. The good part is that you can phase out of existence and go to the Underworld during the night for some peace and quiet, and all actions that would have been used on you will fail. BUT, if you do choose to remain on the mortal realm, nobody will be there to guide the souls of the dead, and all killing attempts that night (except attempts on yourself) will fail. You win with the town, but if you die you will get bored with this nonsense and turn into a Neutral Survivor, losing automatically.

4. Give it pointless restrictions.

You are

Blind

. You are not allowed to vote for someone on a page if that person has not posted on that page. You win with the town.

[Tragedy]

You are

Madoka

.
You can automatically make someone disappear from the game for 2 Days (Unable to Vote/Use Abilities/Whatever), if s/he were scum. If s/he were town, s/he dies. Wins when Town wins.

[Meransiel]

Wait, this is a day or night ability? Very relevant.

[Tragedy]

Night ability.

You are

Mary

. You have a little lamb that kills everyone for you without you being identified by any special or unique ways, since you cook it later and eat it, as you have more lambs to use, during the Night. You are unblockable. You are investigated as Town, you win as scum.

[Rashiminos]

Some of those roles belong in the other thread.

You are a

Knife

. You win if you survive until endgame. You are unable to vote, but you can be used to kill someone, which will also dispose of you. You are mod-confirmed as a usable knife during the first day phase.

Mode note: The knife can be grabbed and used at any time.

[cjdrum]

You have two public night kills (per night).

I see what you did thar.

Indeed.

Meransiel, you are a

Role

. I'm not telling

you

what that means...

cjdrum, the Role you receive is

Meransiel

. Anything that Meransiel says, you must take as your Role PM. Therefore, every time he speaks, your Role changes. You may interpret each post how you like.

For reference, Meransiel's Role PM:

Meransiel, you are a

Role

. I'm not telling

you

what that means...

[Mute]

You are a

Vidge

. Whatever that is.

You are

Aina

.
Together with Vidge you are an unstoppable wrecking force of capable of creating and ruining lives.

[Vi]

You are

Wecks

.
Together with Vidge you are an unstoppable wrecking force of capable of creating and ruining lives.

This is probably the worst attempt at humor I have made in the last five minutes, but I'm sure someone will get it.

[Tragedy]

*COUGH-PRIV* I GET IT *COUGH-PARTS*

[Klazam]

You are a

troll

. You win when half of the players in this game replaces out. Have fun. (Site rules still apply)

Modnote: Site rules do not apply.

[cjdrum]

You are

Horrible at this Game

. Just thought you should know.


You are an

Instant (Sore) Loser

. You have lost. You may now do whatever you want to mess with the rest of the players - including breaking some of the rules. I won't give you a list, but check before breaking a rule - most will be fine, but...

[Tragedy]

You are

Unlucky

.
You are fated to have misfortune to come upon you, as all investigations ability targeting you will turn "SCUM", or something like that. If anyone tries to kill you, they will instead die. If anyone attempts to protect you, they will become your meat shield. When you die, you will receive a different role. You win when you're lynched.

You are

String of Fate

.
Once you have died as "UNLUCKY", you will be able to curse anybody during the Night phase. All negative effects will be sent to that player instead. You win when your curses affect 5 people.

[cjdrum]

You are a

Vanilla Robot

.

As a Robot, you must apply yourself to the three Laws of Robotics:

• A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  
• A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  
• A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

If, at any stage, you do not follow any or all of these rules, you will be removed from the game.

On top of this, you are Vanilla Town. You win when all threats to the Town are eliminated AND you are still alive.

This is bad enough, but imagine these:

Vigilante Robot

who must kill every night

Doctor Robot

in a game with more than one NK

Bus Driver Robot

Lyncher Robot

Mafia Robot

Roleblocker Robot

when most other players are Doctors

Survivor Robot

etc.

[cjdrum]

You are a

Vanilla Robot

.

As a Robot, you must apply yourself to the three Laws of Robotics:

• A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  
• A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  
• A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

If, at any stage, you do not follow any or all of these rules, you will be removed from the game.

On top of this, you are Vanilla Town. You win when all threats to the Town are eliminated.

This is bad enough, but imagine these:

Vigilante Robot

who must kill every night

Doctor Robot

in a game with more than one NK

Bus Driver Robot

Lyncher Robot

Mafia Robot

Roleblocker Robot

when most other players are Doctors

Survivor Robot

etc.

[Quilford]

You are the

Suck-Up

. You win with the mod.