Road to Wrestlemania: Game over - WWF wins - BANG BANG!

Gobots · Post Post #2475 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:28 pm

Now hes at 4.

king korn karn chop: lowell

New hes at 5

chesskid3 · Post Post #2476 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:29 pm

k.
so if someone votes i can hammer

Erratus Apathos · Post Post #2477 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:10 pm

No IS, Kise isn't going to confirm AV because he claimed he could only target tag champions and, as you and your adoring newlywed DDD are well aware, Kise isn't one.

In fact now that I think about it, that tag team champion restriction is sketchy by itself. The identity of the tag team champions aren't made public by default yet his claimed role kinda depends on knowing who they are. And then I looked at AV's iso to see if he ever asked the tag team champions to come forward. Nope. CTRL-F for "tag" doesn't come up with jack shit until D4. How much more obvious does it need to be that he made that claim up on the spot?

JEDI

PLEASE

VIG

THE

SHIT

OUT

OF

AV

Internet Stranger · Post Post #2478 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:12 pm

Oh really now? He can only check the tag champion? I thought he could only check for the Undertaker amongst whoever.

Haha, he needs to die. Jedi, vig the shit out of AV please. Now someone put a move on Lowell so I can hammer him.

Baby Spice · Post Post #2479 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:19 pm

EA is kinda right there.

How would AV know who the tag champs are to check one of them?

Sounds more likely that Locke provided a fake claim and that AV came up with a fake role.

Come to think of it, he pushed pretty hard on the Andre being the hugging killer too.

Lowell · Post Post #2480 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:20 pm

I have a partner. We're from NJ. We're on the side of WWF.

If that's too vague someone yell something. Not sure how much info I'm supposed to give away.

Kise · Post Post #2481 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:41 pm

How about you guys let AV target me to see if he will be confirmed to me as town/Kane... Im not a fan of trying to vig someone that can possibly be modconfirmed as town, especially given that mafia have AV, DDD, a tracker claim, jedi, and other possible crosskilling scum to worry about.... JK should vig an unconfirmed.

Erratus Apathos · Post Post #2482 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:49 pm

Yeah Lowell we know about SnakePlissken. Oh and by the way NJ is not an appropriate abbreviation for Dudleyville.

Kise: AV CAN'T TARGET YOU BECAUSE HE CLAIMED HE CAN ONLY TARGET TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
ADKHSAGJKLHG

WHY WOULD KANE EVEN RESTRICT HIS SEARCH TO TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS\
THE POWER ROLE FLAVOR IN THIS GAME IS BASED ON THE WRESTLERS' ACTUAL CHARACTERS. FOLEY GOES CUCKOO AND ASSUMES A DIFFERENT PERSONA, JIM ROSS DOES RESEARCH ON THE OTHER WRESTLERS, ORTON TRACKS HIS PREY, KURT ANGLE TIES PEOPLE UP IN THE ANKLE LOCK, JEFF HARDY JUMPS OFF A LADDER TO TAKE HIS OPPONENT OUT, UNDERTAKER IS UNKILLABLE. ALL THESE THINGS MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE FAMILIAR WITH WWF.
WHILE GMAN'S FAKECLAIM INVOLVED RUNNING PEOPLE OVER WITH A LOWRIDER. EDDIE NEVER DID THAT.
AV'S CLAIM INVOLVES SERACHING TAG TEAMS. KANE NEVER DID THAT.

DO

THE

MATH

Baby Spice · Post Post #2483 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:31 pm

Agree EA.

Lowell, then AV tommorow unless Jedi does it for us.

Furcolow · Post Post #2484 (ISO) » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:59 pm

I don't like VV's or IS's recent string of postings. VV feels like he is rolefishing with his obsession of DDD nameclaiming. That horse was beaten to death awhile ago. IS needs to drop his wanting to hammer every time.

I don't mind lynching Lowell. I haven't been able to get much of a read off of him, but if he is town I won't miss him. He is lurking pretty badly.

support: JK
full nelson: Lowell

Internet Stranger · Post Post #2485 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:42 am

Oh the irony is beautiful. Thanks Furcolow!

Spear; lowell

Jedi. Don't vig AV tonight, we can lynch him tomorrow.

AurorusVox · Post Post #2486 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:45 am

Give Kise the belt and I can dance with him tomorrow night, lad.

Internet Stranger · Post Post #2487 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:55 am

I intend to. He can talk to whoever DDD picks.

Of course, unless you're scum and the only way to take out Taker is when he has the tag belt. Either, I don't think you're living much longer if you are lying, lad.

Oh and another

Spear: Lowell

Just to make sure it sticks.

Furcolow · Post Post #2488 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:02 am

oh jeez now IS is going to use his scumpowers he just gained on me
Im sorry guys

AurorusVox · Post Post #2489 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:06 am

That'd be the oddest role ever. "You can only die when you have the TT belt, lad."

Internet Stranger · Post Post #2490 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:13 am

You realize how weak and implausible is that the one night that you find the right person, (Taker), that he would just happen to have the tag belt too? Especially when tag champs aren't normally revealed? Your role is odd enough as it is. If Kise turns up dead for any reason, you're dead. Otherwise, let's hope he clears you, lad.

Furcolow · Post Post #2491 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:42 am

IS did you claim Goldberg, or do you just love spearing?

Faraday · Post Post #2492 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:55 am

A majority has been reached. Consider the thread locked. DO NOT FUCKING POST. I'll get the scene up later when I'm back from shopping, on shitty net atm.

Faraday · Post Post #2493 (ISO) » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:54 am

Final Day Vote Count!

Lowell - 7 (Erratus Apathos, Kise, Gobots, AurorusVox, Baby Spice, Gobots, Furcolow, Internet Stranger)

Jediknight - 1 (Debonair Danny DiPietro)
Internet Stranger - 1 (chesskid3)

Not voting - 3 ( jediknight, Lowell, VasudeVa)

Support Count

jediknight - 8 (Internet Stranger, Erratus Apathos, Baby Spice, Aurorusvox, Kise, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Gobots Furcolow)

Debonair Danny DiPietro - 1 ( chesskid3)

Not supporting - 3 (jediknight, Lowell, VasudeVa)

With 12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch. Baby Spice and VasudeVa have declared V/LA.

Deadline is Thursday 28th April at 7:00PM GMT. You can find a countdown to that time here.

Word counter: here

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Cole: Damn Lowell's taking a hell of a beating here.

King: Hey deserves it! He's not even fighting back.

Cole: Are you serious King? It's an 11 on 1 assualt. What chance does he have King? Damn it this is a disgrace!

King : What the hell is wrong with you Cole? This isn't ballet you know.

Lowell suddenly decided to take action and managed to break fre, setting up a table

COle : Oh my god he's setting up a table. (duh!)

King: And I think it's gonna come back and bite him in the ass right now Cole!

Lowell turns around into a flurry of punches before being put through the table

Cole : Oh my god not like this not like this not like this. He's been broken in half.

King: Shut up Cole, you tool.

Lowell -

Bubba Ray Dudley - Dudley Boyz Compulsive Table Serial Killer

was eliminated during No Way Out

It is now the fifth Backstage phase! All actions to

LOCKE LAMORA

by Tuesday, April 19th at 5:00PM GMT.

Locke Lamora · Post Post #2494 (ISO) » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:44 am

Jerry 'The King' Lawler and the still wheelchair-bound Jim Ross are seated at ringside with the arena still half-empty to prepare for their commentary stint on Raw, and to check out what dark matches are taking place tonight. In the ring, VasudeVa is wrestling a match with one of the unknown local jobbers, who is wearing a typically lame pair of trunks and a ridiculous 80s-style hairdo.

King: I think that guy has about as much fashion sense as you, JR!

JR: It's real nice to know that you won't stop insulting me even when I'm in a wheelchair.

Some cheers from the sparse crowd turn the commentators' attention back to the ring, where Double V has laid out the challenger and is now in the corner, theatrically stomping his foot against the canvas.

JR: I think this one is going to be over quickly.

VasudeVa dances towards the groggy challenger to plant the Sweet Chin Music into his jaw...only for the challenger to dodge the boot aimed at his head...and then swing a punch right into Double V's nose, which explodes in a spray of blood!

JR: Wait a damned minute! That was no normal punch!

King: Is he wearing knucks?

With Double V sprawled in the centre of the ring, the challenger kicks one arm across his chest, hurls his armband into the crowd and then sprints across the ring, bouncing off the ropes, hurdling Vasude and bouncing off the opposite set of ropes, finally extravagantly planting an elbow into Double V's sternum!

JR: I don't think that's some local kid! King, get in there!

King scrambles to his feet and dashes into the ring, but the challenger is twice as fast and is already out of the ring and hopping the barrier to get away. King checks on Double V and quickly waves to the backstage area to bring down some EMTs.

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Meanwhile, backstage, Kise is going through some final stretches before the show when out of the corner of his eye he spots a chair being swung at his head. Kise instinctively ducks and then swings his elbow hard into the assailant's gut, then shoves him back against the wall to force him to drop the chair. As the masked assailant tries to go back on the attack, Kise drives a big knee into his gut and then sets as though he is going to flip him upside down for the Tombstone...then the masked man swiftly plants his boot into Kise's family jewels! Kise looks in genuine pain as he clutches his groin with both hands...before receiving a second, even more forceful boot between the legs.

Kise: Ugh...bastard...

Kise has collapsed to his knees, looking as though he might black out from the pain...and the challenger suddenly hooks both of his arms and drags Kise up so that he is bent over at 90 degrees...then delivers a nauseating Pedigree, spiking Kise's head into the floor! Blood quickly begins to pool under Kise's head as the masked assailant gets to his feet, surveys the damage for a moment and then slinks off down the corridor, leaving the Deadman in a bad way.

Kise,

The Undertaker, WWF Deadman,

Pedigreed during the fifth Backstage phase!
VasudeVa,

Shawn Michaels, WWF Jobber,

People's Elbowed during the fifth Backstage phase!

It is now the third Raw! With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch. Deadline is Tuesday, May 3rd at 8:00PM GMT.

chesskid3 · Post Post #2495 (ISO) » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:45 am

GUESS WHO GOT ANOTHER RANDOMIZED BELT

HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE

Internet Stranger · Post Post #2496 (ISO) » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:53 am

So, Kise was invulnerable to night attacks huh? Looks like HHH called his bluff. I tried to give the belt to Kise obviously, so thats probably how CK ended up with it.

People's Elbow? Rock is MDC? Say it aint so, Rock!

Jedi... where is your kill?
Tracker results?

Is it time to lynch AV now? I could use another hammer.

jediknight · Post Post #2497 (ISO) » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:31 am

I vigged vv as well.

More later...I'm on my cell phone.

Erratus Apathos · Post Post #2498 (ISO) » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:37 pm

That people's elbow is interesting, as the Rock was never MDC or DX. I think we can win this game by massclaiming today and then lynching/vigging anyone who isn't clear. (Like I said yesterday, NK-immune vig: fucking awesome.) Any objections?

Naturally I am withholding my result until after the claim.

Gobots · Post Post #2499 (ISO) » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:01 pm

At a glance i see nothing wrong with that plan.

I was going to work up a list of conclusions based on flips and speculation, and ill do that when im less blasted, but now im thinking to keep my predictions to myself until after the claims.

Unless anyone raises a valid reason not to, ill claim tomorrow morning.