ScumChat Mafia! Game over

Jentsu · Post Post #1100 (ISO) » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:37 pm

AniX wrote:No. True Zombies don't have blood flow. Thus, male zombies cannot have the blood rush to their privates to get the "little zombie to salute." This has been useless trivia only AniX has the balls to recall. After all, I'm on the fast track to being a Doctor of Paranormal Studies.

Rigor mortis.

Jentsu · Post Post #1101 (ISO) » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:39 pm

EBWOP: Also, human males are the only mammals without bones to assist in their boners, iirc

Fritzler · Post Post #1102 (ISO) » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:44 pm

Yea, racoons have a bone they use to make they're penis hards, I'm sure squirrel zombies could do that.

Jentsu · Post Post #1103 (ISO) » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:33 pm

Fritzler wrote:Yea, racoons have a bone they use to make they're penis hards, I'm sure squirrel zombies could do that.

ow my grammar detector

:P

BabyJesus · Post Post #1104 (ISO) » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:21 pm

WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE

ISO · Post Post #1105 (ISO) » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:23 pm

We are debating the science behind Zombie Squirrel Boners.

elvis_knits · Post Post #1106 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:20 am

I think Narnian can't post because he has a zombie squirrel boner.

rajrhcpfreak · Post Post #1107 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:24 am

so wahts going on.....

why isnt AniX dead?

do i need to invite morgan to the chat?

elvis_knits · Post Post #1108 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:15 am

aren't you dead?

Tell everyone your "Breaking Gramma's Bed" story. It's an awesome story.

Jentsu · Post Post #1109 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:20 pm

rajrhcpfreak wrote:so wahts going on.....

why isnt AniX dead?

do i need to invite morgan to the chat?

Who's morgan, and why do you use him like a threat?

ISO · Post Post #1110 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:56 pm

Morgan is female, first off.

And Morgan hates me and will use her young teen female abilities to get to lynched. Because everyone knows RAJ, Inhim, and Roland all want to tap her.

Jentsu · Post Post #1111 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:09 pm

AniX wrote:Morgan is female, first off.

And Morgan hates me and will use her young teen female abilities to get to lynched. Because everyone knows RAJ, Inhim, and Roland all want to tap her.

sweet.

rajrhcpfreak · Post Post #1112 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:57 pm

the sad thing is its illeagal to tap her, atleast for me and inhim. roland still has 5 months to tap her.

the bed story...

i have an army of whores....

i went out on a date with my #1 whore and we were at her grandmaws house and we broke the bed.

Jentsu · Post Post #1113 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:27 pm

rajrhcpfreak wrote:the sad thing is its illeagal to tap her, atleast for me and inhim. roland still has 5 months to tap her.

the bed story...

i have an army of whores....

i went out on a date with my #1 whore and we were at her grandmaws house and we broke the bed.

wow.

rajrhcpfreak · Post Post #1114 (ISO) » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:32 pm

yah she was pretty scared that her grandmaw was going to walk in on us so we had to fix the bed real quick.

she then told me that her brother broke the bed once when he was having sex.

elvis_knits · Post Post #1115 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:56 am

grammaw's bed sees a lot of action

rajrhcpfreak · Post Post #1116 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:47 am

yah, brittany and grandmaw broke the bed the following day.

Fritzler · Post Post #1117 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:41 am

Just to let you guys know he hasn't picked up the pm.

elvis_knits · Post Post #1118 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:48 am

So should we kill him or not?

rajrhcpfreak · Post Post #1119 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:33 am

now the rest of the story.....

we wernt having sex.

i know im sad too.......

BabyJesus · Post Post #1120 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:26 am

lets just finish him....

rajrhcpfreak · Post Post #1121 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:48 pm

but we were makin gout on the floor and i push her up aginst the bed....

and bang the bed (which is on stilts) fell.

so we had to fix it

it really ruins the mood.

elvis_knits · Post Post #1122 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:54 pm

One time I had a guy fall out of a bunk bed. He was so embarrassed.

RE: The game...I'm already voting narn...somebody else has to finish him.

rajrhcpfreak · Post Post #1123 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:55 pm

that would totaly suck.

i have the top bunk at UK.

elvis_knits · Post Post #1124 (ISO) » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:56 pm

I couldn't help laughing either. I'm sure that didn't help the situation.