ScumChat Mafia! Game over

[HezLucky]

Well then this is certainly confusing me.

But I will keep my vote on BJ nonetheless. I did get him guilty, after all. Though I would rather not lynch for now ... need some time to think about this.

[AniX]

Yeah, Hez, I'm relatively sure neither BJ or Drygn could have had any knowledge of Ash. So naturally, unless they have the magic ability to talk to people who aren't playing in this game, they couldn't be making it up.

[Jentsu]

Yeah, Hez, I'm relatively sure neither BJ or Drygn could have had any knowledge of Ash. So naturally, unless they have the magic ability to talk to people who aren't playing in this game, they couldn't be making it up.

Truthery.

FOS: HezLucky

[Fritzler]

AniX: Fritz is easy to control if you proverbally gain control of his penis.
Jentsu: You realize I have to quote that out of context, right?

How the hell does that go in context?

[AniX]

I'll explain. I was talking about how, if the entire scumchat went crazy and tried to kill me, I had a plan to stop each and every one of you. Thus, you are easily to control if I proverbally gain control of your penis. I go "Fritz, surrender, and I'll let you sleep with this supermodel." and I bring out a supermodel. And you go "Yeah, sure." and you are no longer a threat.

[BabyJesus]

Well, FWIW - I don;t think Hez is lying about being a cop of some kind. I had the same posting restriction deal, where if I didn't post how Scully made my naughty parts tingle, I would lose my night choice. He seemed to have the same deal with the Hezzzzzwave thing.
I don;t think Hez as scum would pull this unless it an endgame win for him if he got an innocent lynched....and we should be far from that.
I'll most likely investigate him tonight to be sure, but right now I'm thinking either he's random, or I come up guilty....maybe to tone down what could be a slightly overpowered role? Being able to tell a mason buddy about cop investigations is pretty big.

Anyway, I still have Narninian as a top suspect from previous days. I'd like to see some pressure put on him...

[AniX]

well, if "I" say Narn is a bad dude, I'll believe myself. I mean, if Scully makes his naughty bits tingle, than he seems to have a good head on his shoulders.

vote narn

[HezLucky]

Unvote: BJ

Congrats. You've talked your way out of this.

But I won't forget the guilty result none-the-less. It's going to be at the back of my mind.

[armlx]

I'm waiting for the end game to be me, BabyJ, and Hez and for me to screw up the damn WIFOM like every other game....

[armlx]

I knew I forgot something.

Vote Narnian

Thats lynch minus one.

[Fritzler]

AuraofAsh really is a lovely story Vote Count

Narninian- 4 (BabyJesus, elvis_knits, AniX, armlx)

Not Voting (5): draygn_mage, Jentsu, Bacde, Narninian, HezLucky

[HezLucky]

Has he claimed? If not, I request he does.

[elvis_knits]

Has he even posted today?

[armlx]

Narnian has 10 posts on this thread, the last one almost a week ago....

[AniX]

A lurker who my role detected? The sense of smell doesn't lose. Its like fucking Ripped-Shirt Kirk meets Hulkamania Hulk Hogan meets Bible Jesus meets "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" Mr. Rogers meets Undertaker at Wrestlemania meets Optimus Prime with "The Touch" playing meets Dr. Doom with Prep Time meets Zombie Abe Lincoln.

[Jentsu]

...

We gonna lynch him now, or wait for him to come in like he isn't doing, or shall we just ask to have him replaced, or what?

[draygn_mage]

I say we ask for a prod and wait to see if he claims or continues to lurk.

[BabyJesus]

let's just finish him off....

[Fritzler]

Prodding

[Bacde]

Sigh.

[elvis_knits]

[Fritzler]

So you guys know, this is what nights are like in ScumChat:
x0 Giedrius 0x: I'm like a serial killer but instead of killing one person each night each night he turns one person into a squirrel, that person can no longer vote or say anything except "squeak"
leechboy245: squeak!squeak!squeak!
The Fritzler: what's that boy?
The Fritzler: is exiled stuck in a well?
leechboy245: squeak!
The Fritzler: btw
The Fritzler: you need to make some baby squirrels
leechboy245: squeak!!!!!!!!
ieXiledi: 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
The Fritzler: how do squirrels have sex?
The Fritzler: you think the tail would get in the way
x0 Giedrius 0x: alot?
ieXiledi: *fuck*
leechboy245: squeak?!
ieXiledi: if i was s squirrel i would fuck alot of female squirrels
ieXiledi: maybe even a small female dog
x0 Giedrius 0x: you know, I bet you would
The Fritzler: yea
The Fritzler: but would the tail get in the way?
ieXiledi: no way
leechboy245: squeak!
ieXiledi: i have muscles and shit
x0 Giedrius 0x: I GOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!
x0 Giedrius 0x: AS A ZOMBIE
x0 Giedrius 0x: a zombie squirrel

[elvis_knits]

but the real question is, can

zombie

squirrels have sex?

[Jentsu]

but the real question is, can

zombie

squirrels have sex?

I'll perform an experiment, but I have a feeling the tails would get in the way.

[AniX]

No. True Zombies don't have blood flow. Thus, male zombies cannot have the blood rush to their privates to get the "little zombie to salute." This has been useless trivia only AniX has the balls to recall. After all, I'm on the fast track to being a Doctor of Paranormal Studies.