RISE OF THE UNICORN BRETHREN

[Fritzler]

I heard it sucked too. A bunch of guys were mad they weren't allowed to buy it on base, so they had to drive like 45 minutes to the Wal-Mart to get it, and then they were complaining that it wasn't even very good.

On an unrelated note, I beat my copy of ODST that my brother gave to me for free, it was awesome. Tans, you should do Vidmaster: Deja Vu with Reaper and I. Then we will only need one more.

I am going to be on the look out for a cheap copy of Halo 3 used, and if I find it, I will get it to play the campaign. Do you want to play campaign with me there RC?

[ReaperCharlie]

I heard it sucked too. A bunch of guys were mad they weren't allowed to buy it on base, so they had to drive like 45 minutes to the Wal-Mart to get it, and then they were complaining that it wasn't even very good.

On an unrelated note, I beat my copy of ODST that my brother gave to me for free, it was awesome. Tans, you should do Vidmaster: Deja Vu with Reaper and I. Then we will only need one more.

I am going to be on the look out for a cheap copy of Halo 3 used, and if I find it, I will get it to play the campaign. Do you want to play campaign with me there RC?

Absolutely I will help you with Halo 3!

And that's lame about MoH. Still, I'm gonna play it.

I've heard the strong point is multiplayer.

[AGar]

So I'm a doucher. Sorry guys, I totally bailed to go get drunk and watch odd movies with my buddy.

But I'm off Saturday!

[ReaperCharlie]

Halo Wednesdays are now Halo Thursdays when we miss Wednesdays. Field Day notwithstanding.

Also, I move to instate Gears of War Tuesdays. And perhaps some other games on other days.


Discuss.

[AGar]

I work random nights. No set schedule. Just 5/7. 10 PM EST, right when y'all start playing. Basically just invite me whenever you see me on, and lemme know what game to switch to.

[ReaperCharlie]

BUT I NEVER SEE YOU ON.

[AGar]

I never log on

[Fritzler]

I was the only one on last night

I have a lot of stuff to do tonight, but will eventually get on.

[ReaperCharlie]

I was the only one on last night

I have a lot of stuff to do tonight, but will eventually get on.

GEARS OF WAR TUESDAYS!

[AGar]

I'm off Monday. I'm off Wednesday too, but I'm going to get hammered. But I'm off Monday.

And tomorrow night, but I'm sure y'all have lives and don't want to play ecks bocks on a saturday night lol.

[ReaperCharlie]

Get hammered Monday instead so you can play Halo with us on Wednesday.

Choices, AGar, choices. The ones you make define you.

Alpha Unicorn out.

[Stefunny]

argh. I have been toooooo busy. miss you guys!

[ReaperCharlie]

Well well well.

We have two new prospective members.

Kise and KaleiDoscøpe.

[Stefunny]

Well well well.

We have two new prospective members.

Kise and KaleiDoscøpe.

Do we have a hazing or initiation procedure in place?

[Kise]

I'm the one who should be initiating you.

[Stefunny]

>.>
<.<

no.

[Stefunny]

Also, you should all refer to me as Domina from now on.

[Kise]

But, I just got used to Beaver Scraper. *_* Any particular reason? (yes)
'scope and I will have to fight to the death, won't we? I'm actually pretty excited at the idea of campaigning with a chatty group. Hopefully you all play with the skulls cranked up.

[ReaperCharlie]

Campaigning?

...

Campaigning?

I hope you mean UNICORN HORN RAPING.

Cause that's what we do.

IN MULTIPLAYER, THAT IS.

[ReaperCharlie]

And to be honest, we're not all that great.

Fritz likes to sneak up behind me and assassinate me, because he likes the way the girl Spartans moan...

...but that really only happens like once every 10 games.

And it sucks cause then he talks about it for just about 9 games afterwards... until the next time it happens...

But in all actuality, I really don't mind. It's kind of awesome.

[Stefunny]

And to be honest, we're not all that great. Except Stefunny, that is.

Fritz likes to sneak up behind me and assassinate me, because he likes the way the girl Spartans moan...

...but that really only happens like once every 10 games.

And it sucks cause then he talks about it for just about 9 games afterwards... until the next time it happens...

But in all actuality, I really don't mind. It's kind of awesome.

Ftfy

[ReaperCharlie]

Indeed.

Stefunny is the best of us.

She is also the hottest.

[ReaperCharlie]

Well, if I honestly, HONESTLY had to rate us all on a scale of 1 to AWESOME, for our in-game skill (which says nothing about how fun we are to play with), I'd probably have to say the following. And this is graded on a curve based on all Unicorns, not on zero to hero (or legend, or mythic, or reclaimer, or w/e the highest rank is). So it's all relative to us Unicorns. So nobody better hate me for rating people higher or lower than they think I should have rated them because this is also subjective based on what I have seen.

Tans - 5 or 6 (sometimes as good as 7 but not often. he's kinda bad ;P)
Ruben - 7 or 8 (pretty consistent... sometimes as bad as 5 or 6 though)
Fritz - 5 or 6 (pretty consistently not as good as the rest of us ... <3)
Stef - 8 or 9 (pretty consistently better than the rest of us *shakes fist*)
Spencer - 9 or 10 (pretty consistently a LOT better than the rest of us)
Mua - 7 or 8 (as good as 9 in countdown, but in some maps just a 5 or 6)
Ryan - (he got some hydralisk mixed with his night elf, and disowned us)
Thane! - 7 or 8 (sometimes as good as 9, sometimes as bad as 5 or 6)
Lyric - 9 or 10 (about as good as spence, depending on the map tho)
Trash - 6 or 7 (not very good compared to some, but better than others)
AGar - (haven't seen him play enough yet. used to be about like tans tho)
Spade - 7 or 8 (seemed pretty consistent all the times we played w/him)
Scot - (never played w/him, so I have no idea how good he is or isn't)
Brutal - 9 or 10 (he's pretty good. I dont remember how consistent tho)

And I can't even begin to describe how fun it is to play with most of these guys and girls. Stef and Fritz bounce off each others personalities like you wouldn't believe. It's like a non-stop banter fest between them. And don't even get me started about when Thane's on. Fritz will not stop talking about assassinations and girl moans. tanstalas is a fine complement to the rest of our personalities, always with a quick quip about bacon, eggs, toast, milk, muffins, or other assorted breakfast food items. Either that or some sexual entendre, which often fly thick and fast. And Ryan... Ryan used to be awesome, and filled in the drab, dry, witty humor category where the rest of us lacked it, but he has sadly left us to play other games. He is sorely missed. Ruben is a normal guy, doesn't talk too much usually, but the one time he got drunk, he wouldn't shut up. I actually had no idea it was him talking for like an hour, I thought it was some guest in our party, because he didn't even sound like himself. But he was really, really, really funny. Kind of like Fritz when he's on crack and/or Rock Band. I wish Foobs played mafia with us. Stef you should get him to join my new game. Oh, and Spencer was super, super, super flamboyant (kind of the MO for our group) when he first signed on, and way over the top, but he has since calmed down into a normal level of homosexuality, sometimes even being overshadowed by Fritz and tans's antics. Trash Hammer is a new addition, but he's fitting in well. Not very talkative though yet. We haven't played too much with Spade or Thane recently, but they were really cool when we played with them. Lyric plays with us slightly more, and he's always doing the best of the group unless Spencer's tearin' it up. Brutal doesn't play too much with us, he's usually off gallivanting through the MLG playlists with his clannies in zYn. But that's cool. He played Grifball with us a bit when it first came out. Again, we miss Ryan. Also, Stef is really cool, she's definitely a guy's girl, and is a really tolerant person; Ruben is also really tolerant of how much we put his wife through, usually in terms of picking on her for dying so friggin often. With grunt birthday party sounds. Seriously, she dies like 25 times a match. Agar we haven't played with too much recently, he needs to get on more. We need more Asian in our Unicorn group, and we miss him driving us to the mini golf range in the short bus. Scot's never played with us when I was there, so I don't know too much about him except that he has (or had) waves in his avatar. And that's about it... altogether the Unicorns are a very awesome and diverse group, and we welcome just about everyone, even people who really suck. As long as they're cool.


So, Kise, I am sure you and Scope will fit right in to our family.

[Flameaxe]

I prefer the term: Retired. (Also, tans stopped playing with you guys, and he got a rating. I call bullshit.)

[Stefunny]

Aw, that is a cute little post RC. Made me laugh, and made 'Foobs' upset you weren't on Halo.
Good description of the 'corns.