Mod: Locke Lamora
Back-up: Faraday
Set-up design: Locke Lamora, Faraday & Grimmy
Reviewed by: Faraday & Jahudo
The camera pans round the Alamodome and then swoops in on the stage as a flurry of pyro explodes into the air, showering multicoloured sparks over the stage as thousands of camera flashes go off and the fans roar.
Jim Ross: We are LIVE from the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas, for the Royal Rumble! What a show we have to look forward tonight!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: We're only a few hours away from the Royal Rumble, JR! Who's going to get that number one contender spot?
Jim Ross: And it's not only the Royal Rumble, folks! We've also got another clash in an increasingly bitter rivalry as Faraday challenges The Locke for the WWF Title in a Last Man Standing Match!
King: Oh man! I can hardly wait!
JR: It's going to be one hell of a slobberknocker! The road to Wrestlemania begins right here tonight!
Still dreaming of the main event (5/27):
13. Internet Stranger
14. Erratus Apathos
15. Baby Spice
18. chesskid3
25. jediknight
Kicked off the road to Wrestlemania (7/27)
Trendall,
Ultimate Warrior, WWF Jobber
, eliminated on the first Raw!
Empking
Bella
,
Nikolai Volkoff, Million Dollar Corporation Roleblocker
, eliminated on the first Smackdown!
GMan,
Irwin R. Schyster, Million Dollar Corporation Jobber
, eliminated on the second Raw!
sottyrulez,
“Badd Ass” Billy Gunn, D-Generation X Injury Framer
, eliminated on the second Smackdown!
Lowell,
Bubba Ray Dudley, Dudley Boyz Compulsive Table Serial Killer
, eliminated at No Way Out!
AurorusVox,
The Ringmaster, (aka. Stone Cold Steve Austin), Million Dollar Corporation Injury Framer,
eliminated on the third Raw!
Furcolow,
Triple H, D-Generation X Strongman
, eliminated on the third Smackdown!
Suffering from a long-term injury (15/27):
Thor 665,
Eric Bischoff, WWF General Manager
, put through a table in the first Backstage phase!
SnakePlissken,
D'Von Dudley, Dudley Boyz Compulsive Table Serial Killer
, Swanton Bombed through a table during the first Smackdown!
jasonT1981,
Jeff Hardy, WWF Kamikaze Vigilante
, Swanton Bombed himself through a table during the first Smackdown!
vezokpiraka,
Jim "JR" Ross, WWF Play-by-play Commentator
, knee shattered with a sledgehammer in the second Backstage phase!
VP Baltar,
Kurt Angle, WWF Roleblocker,
Shake, Rattle and Rolled during the third Backstage phase!
Nero Cain,
CM Punk, WWF Jobber,
Bear Hugged during the third Backstage phase!
Hoppster,
X-Pac, D-Generation X Doctor,
put through a table during the third Backstage phase!
bristep123,
Hulk Hogan, WWF Jobber
, put through a table during the fourth Backstage phase!
Scott Brosius,
Chris Jericho, WWF Avenger
, barbed wire 2x4ed during the fourth Backstage phase!
Kublai Khan,
Rey Mysterio, WWF Jobber
, knee shattered with a sledgehammer during the fourth Backstage phase!
Primate,
Road Dogg, D-Generation X Jobber
, Million Dollar Dreamed during the fourth Backstage phase!
Kise,
The Undertaker, WWF Deadman,
Pedigreed during the fifth Backstage phase!
VasudeVa,
Shawn Michaels, WWF Jobber,
People's Elbowed during the fifth Backstage phase!
Debonair Danny DiPietro,
Brock Lesnar, WWF Bodyguard,
Pedigreed during the sixth Backstage phase!
Gobots,
Ted DiBiase, Million Dollar Corporation Briber,
F-5ed during the sixth Backstage phase!
Ready to step in and steal the limelight (2):
1. Reckoner
2. Benmage