ScumChat Mafia! Game over

[AniX]

Pulling a Mulder, eh Iba?

WOE IS ME, I DON'T GET LAID!

vote iba.

I'm the only one who gets to pretend to be fictional characters.

[AniX]

Whomever is me is doing a pisspoor job. I have yet to see anyone run, in a crazed and eccentic fashion, about yelling "SCULLY IS HOT!". Its sickening, quite frankly.

[AniX]

That site is temp. unavailible. DON'T BE A TOOL FOR THE MAN! I DEMAND SCULLY!

[AniX]

I'm sorry, I got sidetracked by the hotness that is our lord and savior, Dana Scully. I just relieze I've been phoning this shit in... I need to make an enterance.

[AniX]

what are you talking about? Mulder chance's are negative infinite. If someone tried to put mulder's little buddy into someone's privates, his little buddy would be deflected by an invisible wall of protection.

[AniX]

you all begin to head off to bed...when suddenly you all freeze in your tracks. suddenly you are all overcome with some sort of force. It feels like God himself is silencing you. You all fall to your knees, even the athiests, as the force compels you to. A sound begins softly, than grows louder.

Do do do do do do do dun dun dun dun do do do do do do

A Huge explosion rocks the thread as a low fog rolls across the ground. A elderly man enters, dressed in a black suit, with a black shirt and black tie, with dark sunglasses. Over his clothing he wore a dark leather trenchcoat. He proceeds to the center of the thread, and produces a microphone. You all are drawn to bow before him as he speaks.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready for the SENSE-OF-SMELL PLAYING, UPICK MAKING, SCULLY-LOVING SON OF A BITCH WE ALL KNOW AS THE ONE THE ONLY..." suddenly, without warning all the lights go out and suddenly lightning rains down from the ceiling and strike the man. the man glows a deep blue, and rises into the air, when he suddenly explodes in a flash of sparks and flames. You all look around, befuddled, when suddenly another lightning bolt strikes the same spot. A flame erupts, and from the flame emerges a man, attired in the same clothing as the elderly man, still holding my mircophone. "ANIX!" You all begin to awe and worship at the power, the might, the awesomeness of the greatest there is, there was, there ever will be.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND MOD FRITZIES OF ALL AGES, I HAVE ARRIVED!

[AniX]

I know what it means. HEZWAVRE- A battlecry to indicate one is not as cool as The sense-of-smell using, scully-loving, upick-inventing son of a bitch known as AniX.

[AniX]

I'm hesistant to label roland/the "leech" role insane.

After all, some here is so badass, he plays by sense of smell. If anyone was the insane cop, it would be the person who is playing me. Who, by the way, is doing a job so poor, Mulder might get laid before the guy playing me does an accurate representation of me.

[AniX]

RAJ, with all due respect, you agreeing with I'm saying is like God going "SCULLY IS HOT!" and William Hung is like "correct!" in such an example, I, God, don't need someone of far less significance, you, william hung, to validate what I say, for it is correct already.

[AniX]

no, I never said The AniX Theoy was cop. AniX, however, owns your soul with his sense of smell-playing.

[AniX]

Either that, or I'm(meaning my beautiful character) a SK. Because, lets face it, I'm a scully-insult away from stringing someone by their intestines up a flag pole.

[AniX]

Lets clear up a few things:

I don't suppose anyone is who they really are, are they? This is going to get confusing mighty quick. I guess the names people are would make a hell of a lot more sense to me if I played scumchat, huh?? Is there some reason that Anix would be a cop at all? (aside from the sig I mean)

This is scum chat mafia. that means Scumchat rules apply. In scum chat, we play a thing called UPick(INVENTOR OF SUCH A GAME IS RIGHT HERE, SIR ANIX HIMSELF. KACHING KACHING!!). In such a game, you choose the name of your role and the mod makes your role based on such a name. I am always Mulder or Scully, who are, of course, FBI agents and thus I'm usually cop. This has allowed me to hone my cop skills to the point I "play by sense of smell", literally smelling scum through the internet. Naturally, such a paranormal ability would transfer to them game.

Anix likes the x-files? I'd agree on scully being hot, but what does that have to do with anything?

You are damn right Scully is hot. Once again, scumchat game, scumchat rules. It is a universal scumchat concept(all the educated and many uneducated people agree) that Scully is hot. By hot, I mean that if she wanted to, she turns gay men straight, straight women gay, and all underage children, by force of will to sleep with scully, all transform into 18 year olds. I am naturally the keeper of the secret, destined to teacher the unenlightened about Scully's hotness. It would seem logical this honorable job title would transfer over into the game.

[AniX]

yeah, we still haven't accounted for "cop me". There are more cops here than at the grand opening of a Dunkin' Doughnuts that is giving out free Rodney Kings.

[AniX]

Actually, I'll kinda claim right now.

I am NOT, I repeat not, AniX. As much as I wish such an awesome, powerful, handsome role was me, it is not.

Someone, however, has won the proverbal lottery, going for witless loser to temporary god of the world. Damn you, unknown, not very convincing version of myself!

[AniX]

Elvis the singer was male.

Elvis the player is female.

Get it right, Thump.

[AniX]

Scully-greed.

[AniX]

you know, I'm petitioning armlx change his name. I keep skimming and seeing a name starting with "a" and ending with "x", and keeping thinking "SWEET SCULLY WHO IS HOT! What are people saying about me?" But it isn't about me at all, it is in fact about some boring person. I now declare armlx "Prof. Chillingworth" or Chilly for short.

[AniX]

Yeah, Its Chilly who stole my first "a", last "x" combo.

[AniX]

RAJ, you misunderstand.

The name armlx annoys me because I confuse it to my board name. Thus, he is now "Prof. Chillingworth" or Chilly and I will stay as my own name.

As I have said before, my role is not "me".

[AniX]

**sigh**

Roger Chillingworth is a character in Nathaniel Hawthorne's "The Scarlet Letter". I'll let sparknotes describe:

As his name suggests, Roger Chillingworth is a man deficient in human warmth. His twisted, stooped, deformed shoulders mirror his distorted soul. From what the reader is told of his early years with Hester, he was a difficult husband. He ignored his wife for much of the time, yet expected her to nourish his soul with affection when he did condescend to spend time with her. Chillingworth’s decision to assume the identity of a “leech,” or doctor, is fitting. Unable to engage in equitable relationships with those around him, he feeds on the vitality of others as a way of energizing his own projects. Chillingworth’s death is a result of the nature of his character. After Dimmesdale dies, Chillingworth no longer has a victim. Similarly, Dimmesdale’s revelation that he is Pearl’s father removes Hester from the old man’s clutches. Having lost the objects of his revenge, the leech has no choice but to die.

Ultimately, Chillingworth represents true evil. He is associated with secular and sometimes illicit forms of knowledge, as his chemical experiments and medical practices occasionally verge on witchcraft and murder. He is interested in revenge, not justice, and he seeks the deliberate destruction of others rather than a redress of wrongs. His desire to hurt others stands in contrast to Hester and Dimmesdale’s sin, which had love, not hate, as its intent. Any harm that may have come from the young lovers’ deed was unanticipated and inadvertent, whereas Chillingworth reaps deliberate harm.

Only such a vile man could attempt to soil my good name.

[AniX]

Also, notice how much of a leech Chillingworth is. Leech suck blood, much like Chilly stole my "a" and my "x". Its so simple, its like asking "How many times does Mulder get laid?"

[AniX]

No one wants to claim me, for fear I will berate them for being FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO PLAYT ME. IDIOTS! TOMFOOLS!

Besides, no one wants to condemn themselves to being me. I'm not as cool socially as my badass nature suggests.

[AniX]

RAJ. We are calling armlx Chilly because he stole my "a-x combo", not because we suspect him of playing my role.

[AniX]

Tommorow, I'm so voting armlx. First of all, I have been lacking in accusing the true villains, the lowercase "x"s. armlx, a member of such a gang, also has ties to the villainous Chillingworth.

unvote, vote Chilly

, just to type whether its a mod-recognized name. If its not, we rough the mod up until it is, eh?

[AniX]

Vote Count

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rajrhcpfreak- 10 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx, Pie_is_good, BrianMcQueso, inHimshallibe, Jentsu, Iammars. Bacde)
Blackberry - 4 (Coron, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
BrianMcQueso- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pooky)
ibaesha- 1 (Astronaut)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)

Prof. Chillingworth/armlx- 1 (AniX)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Nonhumans, I come to you to say I made a corrupt bargain akin to Henry Clay supporting Adams against Jackson in exchange for the Secretary of State Position. I made a deal with the devil named Fritz. In exchange for adknowledgement of my evil name-stealing friend's alias, I would vote RAJ. I come before you to admit that the devil made me do it.

unvote, vote RAJ

[AniX]

And thin AniX pees on his grave, and you all start to go to the other side of the room.

I'll have you know that wasn't urine. I trained under the master himself, Mulder, and I was thinking of scully at the time. Sorry guys, my bad.

Also, Adam Burr was fucking badass. He was like "Hamilton, you bitch, no one insults Dana Scully. You are going down." Yeah, he was so badass he knew about Scully about 220 years earlier.

Also, does anyone notice that Chillingworth only showed up after the night started? You know, in "The Scarlet Letter", Chillingworth was described as being similar to "The Black Man" AKA Lucifer, the Devil. In it, The Black Man went around at night, finding witches in the forest and making them sign his book. His book was not, as one would think, a guide to the x-files, but rather was an attendance list...FOR HELL!

If it was anymore true, Ralph Nader would show up and declare it "awesome".

[AniX]

Its quite, simple, you Chilly bastard, you are a leech and the "black man", forcing people to sign your book. I have discovered the title of such a book, and I will reveal it for the sake of the town.

"I believe Scully isn't Hot: An Autobiography of Hitler's love child with George W. Bush."

And before you even say anything, yes, it was made from the skin of molested puppies.

[AniX]

I didn't want to reveal this so soon. I wanted some of those less worthy of seeing such awesomeness "weeded out", as it were.

But your tomfoolery has forced my hand!



Mulder jobs to a mouse. Only Scully's badass nature can save the day. Also, I totally knew she wore the pants on that partnership.

[AniX]

Actually, comrade, there are quotes. They are just in a different format.

Person A: Person B: things said go here.

Thus, Pooky gets a clue, accuses Mustand in the library with the pistol, but is incorrect.

[AniX]

hahaha. School is for fools who don't know how to manipulate the weather to their advantage.

Jesus: "Oh, hey AniX. I was just busy smiting some non-scully lovers. What can I do for you?"

AniX: "Dude, can you make it snow so much I don't have school?"

Jesus: "I'm Jesus Christ...bitch. Its done."

AniX: "Thanks. Your reward is in this box."

Jesus: "OH MY FUCKING FATHER! A LIMITED EDITION DANA SCULLY ACTION FIGURE! YOU ARE THE BEST BUDDY EVER!"

AniX: "Well, don't tell me I never got you anything good for your birthday."

Jesus: "Dude, my birthday isn't really December 25th. That was just so the romans wouldn't catch on we were celebrating my birthday because it at the same time as a roman god holiday."

AniX: "Just talk the fucking gift and don't be a smartass."

[AniX]

AH, now its just like Scumchat! MoS/jhawke has ignored me.

[AniX]

I knew that was exactly the point, which is why I said it, to show the uninformed why such an event occured.

[AniX]

Prof. Chillingworth is still with us?

vote Chilly

lowercase x, affinity for evil leeches in classic literature? Sounds like a lock.

[AniX]

unvote, vote coron/leech

Lets test my theory out. Either I can vote you, you are lying, or you are immune to lynchings. Lets see if we can eliminate one or more of those.

[AniX]

Well we do know he's a recruiting mason.. so why would we want to vote for him??

If they said that, you'd probably know how to spell resurrection.. (or is that even how you spell it?)

Anyway,
I want to vote for the speedbump.

We'll, if we can vote for him, it means he exists in the game. If we can't vote for him, it could mean he is immune to lynching for two days or he isn't really back.

But voting him is one tool that can be used, clown.

[AniX]

I see. No voting for the leech.

revote Prof. Chillingworth

He is more scummy than Scarface at a townie convention.

[AniX]

I see. No voting for the leech.

revote Prof. Chillingworth

He is more scummy than Scarface at a townie convention.

Explain?!

"Scarface" was about Tony "Scarface" Montana, a Cuban emigre who, with his friend Manny Ray, builds a strong criminal empire in early 1980's Miami.

A pretty scummy fellow, especially when at a convention of staple town-aligned people, the "townies". Surely, a mobster, especially one of this calibar, would be the most scummy person at such a town-aligned convention.

I was thus impling that if Scarface would have such a high scum-level in such a situation, I put forth Prof. Chillingworth(armlx to the uninformed) is more scummy than such a man, making Prof. Chillingworth very scummy indeed.

[AniX]

whoa. whoa. whoa. whoa. Let me get this straight.

Thump, as Fritz, talked to Iba, as Thump, about sleeping with Inhim, as Iba. Iba, as thump, was going to sleep with Inhim, as Iba, figThuring iba, as inhim's role, would be doctor. However, Iba, as Thump, died from sleeping with Inhim, and had previously told Thump, as fritz, that if Inhim, as iba, was scum, she, as thump, would die. Such turned as the case when Fritz, as mod, said that Iba, as thump, was dead. Thump, as fritz, now reveals that iba, as thump, died because she slept with Inhim, as iba, who was scum.

Seems logical to me.

unvote, vote Inhim

[AniX]

Should we hold off on the lynch so Anix has time to praise the beauty and majesty of Mulder and Scully? I know he would hate to miss that....

The Beauty and Majesty of Scully, uyes. PRAISE THE DANA SCULLY!

Mulder, on the other hand, gets laid less than the Lone Gunmen. Let me restate for clarity. These men:



Get laid more than Mulder. Thats like losing a football game to a team of Urkels...without their technology.

[AniX]

Ironically, Both thumps combined defeated a Republican playing a Republican. Thats like, Revenge of the Sith, if they sith were homosexuals. Whats next, greyhound being defeated by the combined forces of a rabbi and me?(0 points for reference as to why a rabbi would be involved, but it would totally burn greyhound, so you should totally say it."

[AniX]

Thump, the real thump, using infomation gathered from Iba as role-thump.

[AniX]

large, flat, and no one wants to live "life in the fast lane" when she is around, if you catch my drift.

[AniX]

Dude, you can say ass. It sounds more threatening. "a$$" sounds like "Listen, buster, I'm going to go call my mommy and she is going to be like "your friend has a potty mouth." and I'll be like, "Mommy, mommy, he said...he said a$$." and she'll call your mommy and you'll be in trouble."

[AniX]

Dude, I'm pretty sure, when it deals with me, you can say "You molest puppies, you ass-penatrating shitcasket with the misfortunate of being named AniX" and everyone wouldn't care. I'm like Rodney Dangerfield, if he was 17, not dead, named AniX, and was totally different in everyway except for being funny and getting no respect...and finding Scully attractive.

[AniX]

Right back at ya, buddy.

[AniX]

**Invisible Scully post before me**

**huggles Scully** I AM THE WINNER!

[AniX]

Check the joined infomation, Chilly. You stole my name combo, not the other way around. You joined this year, I joined in '03. You are a prof., do the math.

[AniX]

I don't want to become a regular. I want to keep a level of "guest star". Its like this: When Mulder was on X-Files, you expected him to be there and he was nothing special. When he stopped showing up in the 80's season, when he did show up there was much partying. Thus, I don't want to be expected here. Rather, I want my appearence to be something special, not "regular old AniX" but "GOD DAMN IT, ANIX IS IN THIS GAME?!? I THOUGHT HE FUCKING QUIT!"

[AniX]

You are damn right it has. Never doubt the power of AniX, shitcasket!

[AniX]

I know how we can find the speedbump.

Everyone isn't the speedbump, please

don't

raise your hand.

[AniX]

I didn't raise my hand.

wow...wow...you all are the worst bunch of losers ever. I can't fucking believe all of you are the speedbumps. Look closely at what I wrote...at supersizes

I know how we can find the speedbump. Everyone isn't the speedbump

,

please

don't

raise

your hand

.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you all. Fucking speedbumps, all of you!

[AniX]

If you don't believe me, blow up the original post yourself. Totally true.

[AniX]

I'm posting, so I'm not lurking, so I can't be the speedbump, so I can't have a nightchoice, so I can't be scum.

Confirmed

anti-

pro-town

- Astronaut
- BabyJesus
- Mastermind of Sin

I decided to zoom in on the super midget superfont. While I apperciate the claim, now it isn't much of a game, is it?

[AniX]

I don't need to make up random shit to look stupid. I can do just fine with the random shit that already exists.

[AniX]

Well, as much as I miss Thump, thats one less kill we as a town need to deal with.

But two dead scum? Thats about half-scully in terms of hotness.

[AniX]

We can't, but as the Keeper of the Message, I can.

But since Scully is infinitely hot, she is still infinitely hotter than the situation. Because .5infinity is still infinity less than infinity.

[AniX]

Did I miss where he was ousted? You people need to tell me these things. You know I tend to concern myself more with how hot Scully is. Can someone refer me to the post where he was ousted so I can be like "Wow, my preceptiveness is akin to Mulder's ability to talk to the chicks."

[AniX]

**drools over picture**

Dana K. Scully, you blistering idiot. The hottest person there is, the hottest person there was, the hottest person there will be.

Plus, she is a fucking genius. She is perfect in every fucking way, fool.

[AniX]

How old are you? If you are over the age of 17, than you are older than me and thus need to comply with rules of hotness.

[AniX]

You should. Lucky for you, however, Iba's 33 double-son status keeps you from being the token adult.

[AniX]

ah, I understand. You play for the cross-town team, don't you? I got no problem with alternative lifestyles. After all, everyone's favorite survivor mod, Thump, plays for that team.

[AniX]

You need to grow up, kid...its totally possible when you are the inventor of UPick, a genius, and you play by sense of smell.

[AniX]

I have searched far and wide, but none can stand against my sense of smell. I discovered the speed bump. Amazingly, it is clearly labeled for all to see. Ladies, Gentlmen, and Fritz, I present...



Proof positive he is a leech and a bastard.
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[AniX]

Flagpole. Thats clearly a crumpled flag. Duh.

[AniX]

WHO IS THE FLAGPOLE?

[AniX]

The God Old Hammer and Sickle, Comrade.

[AniX]

The Feast of Ms. Scully.

[AniX]

SENSE-OF-SMELL WAVRE!

[AniX]

No, its not. At least for me, anyway.

[AniX]

No, its not. At least for me, anyway.

shouldn't you be telling us how awesome the x files are??

My very existance proves X-Files is awesome. You see, I am an "awesomeness" King Midas of sorts. Instead of touch, I like. Instead of gold, everything I like turns awesome. Thus, by lending my support to X-Files once, I have guarenteed it awesomeness as long as I live, and then it will need to use its own awesomeness reserves(which it has).

[AniX]

Sorry guys, my informant didn't give me any info last night. I'm not the cop, I'm just privy to investigations. (Sorta the human shield for cops)

Explain plz?

explain what? I just like using smilies....

who doesn't?

[AniX]

**sigh**

Go back to school, kid. Its impossible to have negative awesomeness. the defination of awesomeness is in such a way that the way you say "negative awesomeness" its like having "bad good" or "attractive ugly" or "sexful Mulder" or "Normal AniX". Opposites do not attracted in these cases.

[AniX]

I'll vote after vote count is posted and I can determine if such is a "safe vote" in terms of no mafia speedblitz. Bertrand, I suggest that you start seriously considering role claiming, eh?

[AniX]

Night 1: AniX and Blackberry. Given that Blackberry was a vig, AniX's target should have died (or BB was roleblocked, potentially).

I can attest that the person I targetted the first night did turn up dead, that person being Cat(darq.). I can also attest that my role is such a role that I get feedback from the mod, so I can attest I did recieve the infomation my role generates as well. Potentially, the mod could just have given me the "neutral" result, but that didn't fit with what Pie has said would happen with infomation roles.

So, either Pie is playing the slots with his false role claim, is lying about his role for some purpose to benefit the town, or Pie is misunderstanding his role. Alternatively, the Pie would said these things is a pie from a parrallel universe where his role is as he says, while our Pie has a similar but slightly different role in regards to its effect on cops.

[AniX]

Bertrand, m'boy, you have so much to learn in the ways of the anix.

[AniX]

I reliezed such an option right after I posted it. It would certainly fit with Fritz's actions of the past, there is precedent of him doing that before.

Which is why I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt for the whole confusing mess.

[AniX]

vote betrand

in case more votes="the needed". Everyoone, including the target himself, is doing it, so I'll do it too.

[AniX]

I have a reincarnation role that we seem to want to test.

Yeah, I know. I was just being snarky.

[AniX]

That was as smooth as a Mulder pick-up line. Which, if you factor in he never gets laid, is quite "the unsmoothness"

[AniX]

Wait, wait, I'm the cop whose awesome sense of smell is rigging this game in the town's favor? Well, well, well, looks the inventor of UPick really is the boss. Worship me...worship me!

Though I got to wonder...WHO THE FUCK IS DRAYGN_MAGE? What sort of wacky-ass bastard would be in a mason group with me?

BabyJesus, you are the luckiest bastard ever to be promoted from mere "fellow" to full-blown "Scully-loving, Sense-of-smell-using, UPick-inventing Son of a bitch we all know as AniX."

[AniX]

Dude, the AniX you've seen here is the AniX of scumchat. Literally, I do the same thing. Only with Golden font.

Draw your own conclusions...

[AniX]

To answer your question, though, I would certainly make myself guity. Because I'm so awesome people are like "AniX can't be super hot, super smart, super cool, and be town-aligned." But I totally am, because I'm like Fonzie meets Einstein meets a Male version of Scully.

[AniX]

I'm trying to figure out who in Scully's name could be such a loser as to be combined with me in a mason group.

[AniX]

AniX: Probably someone lame who needed to look better by comparison (and if he's me, then grr @fritz for making me call myself lame).

Ah yes, the "George Constanza Rule". I am no stranger to making everyone around me cooler by comparision.

[AniX]

Well, that proves it. No one could fake Fritz's ability to bring up my lack of ability with the females. As such, Drygn and BJ are cleared in my book.

[AniX]

Its a story involving stuff and things. Basically, there was a female I knew in real life, she came to the chat one time, and I didn't get kissed/laid. Thats pretty much the whole story.

[AniX]

Yeah, Hez, I'm relatively sure neither BJ or Drygn could have had any knowledge of Ash. So naturally, unless they have the magic ability to talk to people who aren't playing in this game, they couldn't be making it up.

[AniX]

I'll explain. I was talking about how, if the entire scumchat went crazy and tried to kill me, I had a plan to stop each and every one of you. Thus, you are easily to control if I proverbally gain control of your penis. I go "Fritz, surrender, and I'll let you sleep with this supermodel." and I bring out a supermodel. And you go "Yeah, sure." and you are no longer a threat.

[AniX]

well, if "I" say Narn is a bad dude, I'll believe myself. I mean, if Scully makes his naughty bits tingle, than he seems to have a good head on his shoulders.

vote narn

[AniX]

A lurker who my role detected? The sense of smell doesn't lose. Its like fucking Ripped-Shirt Kirk meets Hulkamania Hulk Hogan meets Bible Jesus meets "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" Mr. Rogers meets Undertaker at Wrestlemania meets Optimus Prime with "The Touch" playing meets Dr. Doom with Prep Time meets Zombie Abe Lincoln.

[AniX]

No. True Zombies don't have blood flow. Thus, male zombies cannot have the blood rush to their privates to get the "little zombie to salute." This has been useless trivia only AniX has the balls to recall. After all, I'm on the fast track to being a Doctor of Paranormal Studies.

[AniX]

We are debating the science behind Zombie Squirrel Boners.

[AniX]

Morgan is female, first off.

And Morgan hates me and will use her young teen female abilities to get to lynched. Because everyone knows RAJ, Inhim, and Roland all want to tap her.

[AniX]

Since we are are talking about about females being hot, I must inform all females their hotness pales before the hotness of Dr. Dana Scully!

[AniX]

You removed the one where I talk about Fritz's penis out of context. OUTRAGEOUS! THAT WAS MADE OF GOLD OF THE COMEDIC FASHION!

[AniX]

Wait, wait, Jentsu loves me? Are you sure you aren't translating it wrong? Because I'm pretty sure she does not, and if she does, she shouldn't.

[AniX]

Chilly, by your logic, Hez has to be scum. BJ has proven he can find scum, has a partner backing him up, his partner has flavor infomation that niether him or BJ could know, The only way BJ could be more cleared in my eyes is if Fritz was like "totally cleared". However, I believe Hez is misled, not scum.

[AniX]

Keeping vote on Jentsu though. Armlx is not a bad lynch either but Jentsu is the one I have guilty on.

Hez, we already established your guitys don't mean shit. By continuing to follow your ability is slowly grating my nerves and making you look like scum.

[AniX]

Honestly, the only thought I can come up with is you made up a story to cover your mafia ways and now are stuck with it. Not exactly the best idea to inspire inside me.

That or BJ the "AniX" role turns up guilty to invesigations. Tottally possible, but with a low-enough possibility that I don't think you should to using your invesigation ability as a voting techinique. Its been nearly proven to not be trustworthy in terms of guilty results.

[AniX]

Jentsu, on an unrelated but on-topic note, why did you block me on IM? Why are you hating on me like that?

[AniX]

You could have said something. One second we were talking about future jobs, the next second you block me. Had you said "Shut the hell up." I would have been like "I knew I could annoy you." because you claimed I wasn't annoying, but then I would shut up.

[AniX]

Not suprised I was blocked, just suprised I didn't recieve any warning. Non-crazy conversation topic than suddenly blockage.

[AniX]

You couldn't have warned me first? I usually don't talk to people who don't want to talk to me(outside of chat, where you agree to be talked to by anyone in there). Had you told me to go away/shut up/die, I would have. I like to know who can't stand me talking to them so I can make mental notes to not team up in any sort of misadventure with them in the future.

[AniX]

Kiarlea is a real person, is a friend of Iba, and Iba brought her to the chat. Thus, Chilly couldn't have known to claim "back-up doc." to Iba unless he was in the chat to see Iba and Kia being buddy/buddy, which he never is. It makes sense for Kia to back-up Iba, Chilly couldn't have had known this, I believe the Prof.

[AniX]

How many mafia do you suspect we have left? If its two, that leaves Hez and Jentsu, with Hez trying to distance himself from Jentsu. If its one, I lean much more towards Jentsu than Hez, because hez doesn't strike me as anything other than confused.

[AniX]

Wait, wait, you were the last one unclaimed? Did I claim yet? I'm Obso the naive cop, in case anyone cared. I know I'm naive because everyone, good or bad, turns up innocent. I believe this completes the cop cycle, yes?

[AniX]

vote Jentsu

. If I can't trust myself, who can I trust?

Plus, 1 vanilla townie in this entire place? "The wacky". Plus I can think of a billion role for Stevie, and none of them are normal.

[AniX]

Dude, I knew anyone who hates me must be evil.

Jentsu=hates me
Morgan=hates me
Together, its double-hate and thus double chance to be evil.

[AniX]

actually, Bacde, its more like this:

du du du du du du du dun dun dun du du du du du du

[AniX]

Am I the only one curious why our super-town assisting cop has lived through two mafia attacks? And then hez's invesigations are correct in ever occuring except for supposively "BJ"? And then there is the whole issue of him being AniX. I mean, out of all the claimed names, I'm most definately the biggest scum. And if the scum is lying, BJ, not knowing the chat, would naturally pick the guy practically demanding to know how has his role and has a pretty much pre-set post restriction.

Just a theory, but it would explain alot. No vote yet.

[AniX]

HEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWAVRE...is not as good as SENSE OF SMELL!

[AniX]

Why would that be my worse nightmare? I like Mulder as a person and as a paranormal expert, its just that he can't get laid. Ralph Nader is a virgin not by choice too, and I like him just fine.

[AniX]

Wow, I really want to beleive you draygn_mage, but now It seems sorta wierd to me that you two are mason partners, and that one of you is a cop. What relates you with your partner? Me and my mason buddy were masons because we both speak Dutch.

Allow me. BJ is me, the coolest, awesomest, greatest person ever, AniX. Draygn_mage is AuraofAsh, who was female I knew in real life invited to the chat once, tried to court, and struck out hard. This would be Fritz's idea of a joking mocking my inability to get females.

[AniX]

a scum group that knows all the other scum groups somehow, so they know who to offer to the town as scum? Thats some pretty powerful scum. I mean, we are talking about me, after all.

[AniX]

vote Hez.

He is suddenly starting to remind me of Baltar from the New Battlestar Galactica. You know, the guy everyone thinks is supersmart and an asset to the fleet, but he is really insane, has a Cylon in his head, and destroyed the world. Same overall blathering for Hez as Baltar does.

[AniX]

you know fritz has killed people for talking about the game at night before, right? Does that mean that all of you are dead and I am the sole survivor?

[AniX]

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you, thank you. Sure, TOWN didn't win, but "I" did by being FUCKING MASON/MAFIA/SUCCESSFULLY CLAIMED INSANE COP. Only my role, based off my awesome self, could pull that off and win. I would like to thank BJ for playing me the way I was meant to be played...as a winner. Congrats.

AniX replies, "We? I'm ditching you. You're no where near as hot as Scully. SCULLY IS HOT!" He shoots Ash.

Fittingly enough, AniX the SK wins.

I shoot people? Since when? I would think I would annoy them/threaten to sleep with them into suicide, or summon Darth Mulder, or something. Also, Fittingly because God doesn't lose. Also, sigged.

[AniX]

BabyJesus/AniXer-You have become none for being able to find scum in chat, that makes you a cop. However, you also feel your superior to everyone else in scum chat. You are a serial killer. As a bonus you are one shot immune to a night kill. Also, you are post restricted, you must talk either mulder, scully, or the x-files at least once every day. (Good things)
Kill via shooting You win if everyone else is dead.
MOD NOTE: INSANE SANITY REVEALED ON DEATH, ALSO NIGHT IMMUNITY IS LOST AFTER N1

God role, right there.

[AniX]

Never mess with the best. I invented UPick, I play by sense of smell, and now I come as the God role and beat the entire town. You couldn't kill "me", "I" could investigate, "I" could kill, the chicks dug "me", what couldn't "I" do?

[AniX]

You don't seem to understand that everything that was done stupidly/didn't happen/did happen was a result of my role being AniX, thus allowing it to warp time/space and control minds in order to win.

[AniX]

I'm pretty sure I invented it.

[AniX]

Then you don't need nonny, young grasshopper. You need me. I am the Yoda to Nonny's Qui-Gon in terms of annoying.