DEFCON Mafia 2.0 - Over, American Victory!

[SpyreX]

And the above shows my paranoia ohh so well.

"But gee, WHAT IF the power roles didn't do what they did would it be different?"

[Faraday]

jack + chesskid are town. socio as 3.

Mina what's the point of a case if you've got a nuke?

[Faraday]

spyrex who do you think fits the remaining scumteams apart from fate russia?

[SpyreX]

Not sure.

Fate + Mina Russia / AV Chinese?

Does that make sense with all the leaks?

[Faraday]

Yeah I'm trying to understand the leaks. Av's pretty much russian scum isn't he?

Also I forgot what role jack has brb.

[Fate]

Well fucking bitch hell staying later at work than I thought. There's more time stil for your reads but as I said Mina you don't have to worry abouut a crunch time decision.

SpyreX SpyreX SpyreX, Well have words soon.

Socios dead Faratown. Long gone.

Minas thoroughness is just the sort of thing to expect.

Glory will be upon us all soon

[Faraday]

THE FACT that he didn't die last makes me A LOT more suspicious ofn Jack.

unless i'm stupid be can't be killed at night. so, yeah.

ebwop: oh man, totally forgot socio was dead.

[SpyreX]

He cant?

[Faraday]

Air Base: Capable of deploying a wide variety of response aircraft within seconds and fortified to the brink, any infrastructure surrounding the air base becomes incredibly difficult to penetrate. {You are immune to all non-nuclear activated abilities (this includes the Stealth Bomber).}


aka you can only be nuked, right?

[SpyreX]

WOOO

Reading is fundamental.

I thought that said does not include the whole time YESSS

[Fate]

SO FUCKING CLOSE SO FUCKING FAR.

[SpyreX]

Tick tock clarice

[Kitoari]

See sig, it's changed again - I'm sick as a dog currently.

I'm also completely booked on monday, but I should be back in full force by tuesday.

[chesskid3]

People I am unwilling to lose to:
Kitoari

[Fate]

FUCKING FINALLY.


12 HOURS, 8 PACKS OF CIGERATTES, AND THREE STROKES LATER IM HERE.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

LETS DO THIS

[Fate]

WELCOME TO ARMAGEDDON

TODAY WE, THE GREAT US OF A, WILL BE WINNING THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW HOW:

BLOWING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING.

I SAW THE NKS AND WAS LIKE WTF, WHY DIDN"T AV FUCKING DIE?

THEN I REALIZED THE LEAKS YESTERDAY WASNT WIFOM AND BULLSHIT.

THE SCUM WERE ACTUALLY COMMUNCIATING.

BUT DIS HERES A FUCKING GAME OF MOTIVATION:
WHY WOULD RUSSIA, WHO WERE ONE STEP AWAY FROM KILLING OFF THE COMPETITION, GO AHEAD AND KILL AS DIRECTED?
WHY WOULD CHINESE, FRAGILE LONE CHINAMAN, CO-OPERATE WITH SAID FUCKING PLANS? ALL IT WOULD TAKE WAS ONE AV-INVESTIGATION (AND LETS FACE IT. CONFIRMED SOVIET AV WAS LOOKING FOR CHINESE LAST NIGHT) TO LOSE THE GAME FOR THEM.

BECAUSE THE RUSSIANS HAVE AV. THEY HAD INSURANCE TO LOOK FOR THE CHINESE, OR THEY ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS (ALA LEAK #????)

BECAUSE

THE LONE CHINAMAN DOENS'T HAVE ANYTHING TO FEAR FROM THE OTHER SCUMTEAM. HE IS FUCKING IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING.

JACK

JACK

JACK

JACK

NUKE: JACK

YES I WILL HAVE THIS NUKE AND I ALONE THE GLORY. ALL MY READS HAVE BEEN FUCKED UP ALL GAME, BUT THIS WILL MAKE UP FOR ALL. MY PRIDE IS AT STAKE HERE.

JACK WILL FUCKIN FLIP CHINESE.

NOW.

FOR THE RUSSIANS.

AV IS ONE.

MINA, NUKE AV. NUKE AV NOW, OR WHENEVER YOU FANCY. BASK IN THE GLORY OF A RUSSIAN CORPSE.

NOW.

HIS PARTNER?

ELUSIVE.

SPYREX
KITOARI
FARADAY
CHESSKID

IN ORDER OF APPREANCE.

SPYREX AND KITOARI NUKE CHESSKID. THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL BE SEEN AS A SCUM CLAIM AND MET WITH RETALIATION.

THE SURVIVORS?

FARADAY (NUKE ACTIVE)
MINA (OBVTOWN-SHE GETS HER OWN POST AS TO WHY)
FATE (GLORIOUS JACK NUKER).

THEN, FARADAY NUKES ME.

MINA AND I LYNCH FARADAY.


MINA SURVIVES ALONE A TOP A PILE OF RUINS AND SHOUTS VICTORY.

WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE MINA IS TOWN UPON TOWN.

ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS?

[Fate]

MINA IS TOWN FOR REASONS UPON REASONS:

BESIDES HER :EFFORT: POSTS WHEN REPLACING IN, HER NUKE ON BOBSNOX, HER TIMID MCTIMID RESPONSE WHEN HE CLAIMED AND SHE WAS LIKE "OOOH NOOO TOO LATE TO RECALL" WHEREAS IF SHE WAS SCUM WITH BOBS SHE WOULDNT HAVE HAD DOUBTS AND WOULDA SAID "DIEDIEDIEIDIEIDDIE"

AKA NOT CHINESE.

AND RUSSIAN. RUSSIAN. THE FUCKS THAT USED INHIMS ROLE TO FRAME ME, TO TRY AND ROLE-CONFIRM INHIM "oh look at me jus tprotecting fate like the doctor should be doing im townnnnnnnnnnnnn" WHAT HAS MINA SAID? NOTHING. NOT A GODDAMN WORD OF "KILLFATEKILLFATEILLFATE"-SPYREX, EXACT FUCKING QUOTE. SHE HAS ALSO WANTED AV DEAD, AND WANTED AV DEAD SANS MY HAMMER YESTERDAY (FUCK ME I SHEEPED CHESSKID AND LET SPYREXSCUM GOAD ME INTO HAMMERING. FUCKING FUCK ME.) AND WANTS AV DEADEADDEAD.

AKA NOT RUSSIAN.

THE LAST RUSSIAN WANTS EVERY MISLYNCH AVAILABLE TO HIM, AKA SPYREX, AKA SPYREX WANTS TO "NUKE FATE BOOOM AND THEN TRY TO RIDE IT OUT FROM THERE."

NO.

SPYREX SUICIDES ONTO CHESSKID.

KITOARI? WILD CARD MC "IF YOU LOST TO KITOARI YOU WOULD PUNCH YOURSELF A 10000 TIMES"

KITOARI SUICIDES ONTO CHESSKID.

G
FUCKING
G.

ANY GODDAMN QUESTIONS?

NOW YOU PANSIES CAN WAIT UNTIL JACK FLIPS CHINESE BEFORE NUKING, BUT 72 HOURS IS A LONG GODDAMN TIME.

[chesskid3]

Why do i have to die too?

[Fate]

BECAUSE YOUR ROLE=DOUBLE LYNCH EXTRAORDINAIRE.


DON'T WHY ME FRY ME I'LL GET FUCKING PARANOID.

YOUR DEATH IS REQUIRED FOR VICTORY AS IS MINE.

BE A GODDAMN MARTYR.

[chesskid3]

they could just cancel nukes after launching you know :/

[Fate]

NO.

THE SECOND IT IS LAUNCHED YOUR COUNTER NUKE IS LAUNCHED. HAVE YOU READ YOUR GODDAMN ROLE?

CHESSKID ARE YOU FUCKING SCUM>

ARE YOU SQUIRMING SCUM?

WHAT THE FUCK?

DID I NAIL YOU D1 AND THEN BACKOFF BECAUSE OF A FUCKING CLAIM?

PLUM!!!
PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLUMEGFUECAUCKIGNGRANATE!!!!!!!!!

[Fate]

DON"T YOU FUCKING LURK ON MY NOW SPYREX.

I WANT YOU IN HERE AND I WANT YOU TO WEASAL GODDAMIT.

[chesskid3]

no
mine is uncancellable
but
they could cancel theirs on me
I WANT TO LIVE

[Fate]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Fate]

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