DEFCON Mafia 2.0 - Over, American Victory!

Fate · Post Post #2075 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:23 am

CHESSKID IS THAT A KITOARI VOTE I SEE?

WHY FUCKIN THANK YOU.

I ASKED YOU WHO DIZZYS BUDDY WAS AND YOU HAVE NO DAMN RESPONSE.

AurorusVox · Post Post #2076 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:23 am

"reconed?"

chesskid3 · Post Post #2077 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:23 am

I SAID MINA

chesskid3 · Post Post #2078 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:24 am

tell you what
if dizzy promises to nuke me tomorrow
I will move off and onto someone
but not kito
because he is town

AurorusVox · Post Post #2079 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:26 am

If Dizzy is scum her promises mean nothing.

Fate · Post Post #2080 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:27 am

DIZZY JOIN ME ON THE LIST OF MARTYRS.

TRUST ME IT'LL ALL WORK OUT IN THE END.

BUT YES KITO.

BECAUSE YES.

chesskid3 · Post Post #2081 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:27 am

AurorusVox wrote:If Dizzy is scum her promises mean nothing.

then someone nukes her

AurorusVox · Post Post #2082 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:34 am

So we get her to do it first. Who's that "someone" going to be in the event of her refusal? We should have Percy pick someone since he's the obvTowniest.

I still say lynch her and get everyone else to nuke you. Stops scum slipping through the gaps.

SocioPath · Post Post #2083 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:34 am

chesskid3 wrote:I have a bad feeling about tonight btw

I'd rather bet on those with WORKING nukes.

Especially those with pin point accuracy.
Especially those who's reads are hard enough to get a draw from to predict the targets.
Especially when those targets are scum.

Every scum team and their mother should be stealth bombing me tonight.
Not doing so is commie suicide.

I just want to watch the SCUM-DAY-LEAK-TALK WIFOM each other as to who will do the dirty work.

I mean, I am on every town list, and shit cant stick to me.
You know when FATE fails to draw a bead on me, that you have to get desperate.

And I would think that scum at this point would be desperate.

So will that be 1 stealth bomber...or two?

PRISONERS DILEMMA WITH TAKING ME OUT?
DO IT SCUM.
Whomever you are or may be.

( <- THIS WINK CAN BOTH IMPLY THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT ALREADY HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA OF WHOM YOU ARE AND/OR A SUBTLE REFERENCE TO MYSELF AS IF I'M PULLING OFF A MASSIVE HAND WAVE BY REFERRING TO MYSELF IN A CRAFTY WAY.)

chesskid3 · Post Post #2084 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:35 am

I'm on every townlist tooooooooooooooooooooooo

SocioPath · Post Post #2085 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:37 am

WORKING NUKES.

chesskid3 · Post Post #2086 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:38 am

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

DizzyIzzyB13 · Post Post #2087 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:44 am

Goddammit, if Fate is a Red I'm going to be seriously unhappy.

VOTE: Kito

SpyreX · Post Post #2088 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:14 pm

Kat flipped Chinese BEFOREZ or AFTERZ you made these crazy statements and suspicions?

After.

"Kito is too dumb4scummmm *Drool*"
"Inhim protects Fate, inhim was scum 1+1=*drolll durrr*"
"I dropped it cuz i haz nuke"
"percy is cool hey nuke4me please"

HURF

Kit is that special brand of town-scum.
AND YES 1+1= DEATH
AND YES I NUKED THE GUY I SAID I WANTED DEAD FOREVER
AND YES PERCY WHO IS DEAD TONIGHT TAKING MY SHOT ISNT A TERRIBLE IDEA

Jesus. I am playing sloppy, but not retarded.

chesskid3 · Post Post #2089 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:20 pm

when does dana die?

Kitoari · Post Post #2090 (ISO) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:38 pm

In 6 hours.

danakillsu · Post Post #2091 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:16 am

Alright, looks like I'm going to die as soon as the mod gets on here. So I'd like to say two things:
1. Thanks mod, it's been a fun game, and sorry about almost messing up the game.
2. Everyone feel free to laugh heartily at Fate as I die.
See ya.

Mina · Post Post #2092 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:59 am

I had a huge post typed up last night, but lost it, and now I'll be out all day getting my passport renewed. But I just want to post something important from my phone first:

UNVOTE: Kitoari

I'm baffled by all the people who think he's

more likely

to be town for doing something for which there is plenty of scum motivation (although I'll respond to his most recent post as well as everything I've missed when I have more time), but 1) I don't know the vote count, and 2) he's no longer the best lynch we have today:

If danakillsu flips anything but Chinese scum (although Russian scum is debatable), then we should lynch AurorusVox today. He will be 95% confirmed scum based on the leaks.

(Unfortunately, those last words do not inspire confidence in a dana-scum flip (unless he's just an evil bastard who likes messing with us).

No, not because of the Espionage leak. Because of my code analysis of the earlier posts. I will explain my logic in more detail tonight (how's that for a teaser :p).

Almaster, can we get a vote count?

(Oh, and Fate? I AM NOT A GIRLY-GIRLY, DAMMIT!!!!! I...I...I just happen to have a pink butterfly for an avatar.

*sniffles* You hurt my delicate, feminine feelings.)

AurorusVox · Post Post #2093 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:13 am

Mina wrote:I'm baffled by all the people who think he's
more likely
to be town for doing something for which there is plenty of scum motivation

What scum motivation is there in WASTING a nuke on someone who's already dying? The scum motivation I saw in it was him wanting to nuke Dana because he knew Dana would flip scum together (i.e. they're Russian scum together). But since Dana is very unlikely to be Russian scum, he's wasting his nuke for no reason. Which means it was likely a mistake, which has to be a null tell.

Mina, I've been framed at least twice in those leaks (mentioned by name and by role). Maybe its because they saw Percy had a scumread on me, they're hamming it up to get me lynched because they're scared I might investigate one of them. I'm happy to have the town direct my investigation tonight, and reveal the results tomorrow. Today we should lynch DizzyIzzy, the Russian scum.

DizzyIzzyB13 · Post Post #2094 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:22 am

Shouldn't dana be dead by now?

chesskid3 · Post Post #2095 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:25 am

You should too

DizzyIzzyB13 · Post Post #2096 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:54 am

Only if you want scum to win.

AlmasterGM · Post Post #2097 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:10 am

[DEFCON Mafia 2.0 - Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR STRIKE DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing damages...

...

"Is that press conference ready yet?"
"No, sir. In fact...I think we might want to hold off for now."
"What? Why? With every passing moment victory becomes closer and closer."
"Sir...one of our commanders got a little trigger happy. She accused one of our vice admirals of being a communist...and promptly launched a nuclear warhead at his position."
"WHAT?!"
"I'm not quite sure how to say this, so I'll just say it: The entire United States Seventh Fleet has been destroyed."
"...holy mother of god...I thought we had this war under control. Now we're NUKING our own offensive naval fleets? What the hell is wrong with whoever authorized this? Why were they given control of a nuclear facility, for crying out loud?"
"It's a disaster, sir, I agree. we need to majorly rethink or strategy. That fleet, comprised of mostly carriers, was our primary method of blockading enemy movement in the Pacific."
"You're damn right it's a disaster. How am I supposed to explain this to the American public?"
"I suggest you cancel the press conference. Make a few more attacks in China - preferrably with conventional weapons. Then, afterwards, blame the loss on a heated battle with the Chinese."
"Hmmm."
"It's the only way. We cannot allow the American public to know what happened. It would be terrible for PR and morale."
"Do it. And this can never - and I mean NEVER - happen again. Hear me?"
"Yes, sir."

...

danakillsu (American, Aircraft carrier) - nuked Day 3.

SpyreX · Post Post #2098 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:14 am

Christ.

DizzyIzzyB13 · Post Post #2099 (ISO) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:21 am

Hmm, that was unexpected.