Mini 1099: The Prisoner Mafia. Game Over.

[chesskid3]

NO
DON'T DERAIL YOUR OWN GODDAMN WAGON YOU BASTARD

[Jack]

@Oj, fate, rufflig: vote cookie

[Sudo_Nym]

This is your substitute mod, kicking ass and being awesome by posting the following vote count!

EtherealCookie: 4: populartajo (19), chesskid3 (24), SpyreX (26), Jack (28)
Jack: 3: Hiraki (13), Plum (18), EtherealCookie (23)
Fate: 2: Zang (6), The Rufflig (27)
SpyreX: 1: Nachomamma8 (16)
Hiraka: 1: Ojanen (29)
Zang: 1: Fate (30)

[Zang]

Jack is town.

Unvote
Vote: EtherealCookie

[The Rufflig]

@Oj, fate, rufflig: vote cookie

Why? Your "SpyreX is scum", "Cookie is scum", and "Zang is town" style posts don't give your words any weight in my book. Nor do they lend themselves to helping me get a good read on you. How about you contribute some actual thoughts or analysis, first?

And you too, Zang - since you are here.

[Jack]

Forgot the 1st and the third one.

If you want to know why I think cookie is scum read his iso.

[Fate]

I refuse to be on a wagon with Zang while he is coasting

[chesskid3]

Unvote

Vote: Hiraki

join this one then bro

[The Rufflig]

Post Count:
Fate: 64 SpyreX: 42Chesskid3: 39
Jack: 19 The Rufflig: 18EtherealCookie: 16
Moderator: 12 (7 of which are vc)
populartajo: 8 Nachomamma8 & Ojanen: 4
Zang: 3Hiraki & Plum: 2

[populartajo]

V/LA until Monday. My birthday is tomorrow and Im drinking like a beast today.

[Zorblag]

Mod Note: Camn replaces Hiraki as of now.

-Zorblag R`Lyeh

[camn]

What's up now, bitches!!!!

[Fate]

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES


WIRE MAFIA SWEEP REMIX TIME GIRL

[camn]

OK, look people.
I have been lightly following this game since the beginning, as I only just missed out on signups and I was, shall we say, impressed by the playerlist.
However.. I am

NOT

impressed by the amount of juvenile spamposting and rageposting going on around here.
Everyone needs to take a breath... because so far it has been 10 pages of crap. The only thing I have gleaned so far is the

FATE IS TOWN

. Everyine else? who knows.

HOWEVER... there are a few people whose lynch I will NOT casually support Day 1. they are as follows:

Fate
Ojanen
Plum
populartajo
SpyreX

You had better present a pretty dynamite case if you want to push a lynch on any of these and still avoid my wrath.
The following, I would be willing to lynch.
I have listed them in reverse order of lynch-i-ness.. that is, from towniest to scummiest. This preliminary scumlist is based on a multifactorial calculation combining gut, posting style, future usefulness, probability of being scum, and which

Dave Matthews

track I happen to be listening to this morning.

Jack

Nachomamma8

The

Ruffig

chesskid3

EtherealCookie

Now, I beg of you all... bring some civility back to this game. And chesskid.... why do you keep saying Bro? UNless it is a post restriction... please stop. It reminds me of all the losers from down south that try to get me to go home with them. <shiver>.

Oh.. and UNVOTE: whoever i may or may not be voting
I am not ready to put the cookie at L-1 quite yet.. I need to get into the groove first. But kinda I want to.

[Ojanen]

wow, camn!

DIIIIIIIIIIE!
SPARTAAARGH!
NEITHER OF US CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SURVIVES
IT'S ME OR HER GUYS
NOW OR NEVER
CHOOSE YOUR SIDE


...just kidding.
nice to see you.
(for inquiring minds, history)

[camn]

Are you scum, Ojanen?

Answer truthfully now.

[SpyreX]

Hey it can be 10 pages of total crap just look at EK AND comment for me on my Jacknoia

[Zang]

I refuse to be on a wagon with Zang while he is coasting

How am I coasting less then Hiraki, plum, populartajo or chesskid?

[Fate]

HAI ZANG SCUM

HAVE YOU A BOWL OF POLICYWHAETIES LATELY?

DIE

[Plum]

I love how my last post there asking why EC was cheerleading while dancing around the Jack issue was followed by him asking the same exact 'was there a reason for Jack to claim badass PR' question a

third

time.

TAJO <3

Of course, my apologies for waiting before voting and not jumping on the bandwagon like every other idiot.
Next time, I'll try not to think and simply vote. Because surely, waiting for a response before making a decision is a pure scum-tell.
My bad.

Thumbs up for passive aggressive bluster.

Yeaaaaaaaaaah I'm not a miller. Jack's "DIE DIEDIE" then "oh wait Zorblag PLANTED THE TRAPZ!" reads genuine and town as hell.

Dammit Fate making me second guess myself. This is just what

didn't

read town as hell to me and in fact vice versa - the quick turnaround felt like scum quickly retracting a gambit he realized would be much less likely to go the way he wanted it to (especially because in between the two posts it was him getting all the flack and you getting none and then he was suddenly 'oh maybe there are two Millers'). But EC's behavior is suspect as anything and in a way which would make scum-EC very unlikely to have Jack as a buddy. Urrrrrgh. Maybe explain this to me like I'm slow or something, because you having the exact opposite reaction as me but me not seeing why means I must be missing

something

.

SpyreX while I appreciate your 'one of me and Jack today and if this then that &c.' as something you wouldn't be doing as scum, I just wish the tinfoil hat hadn't grown tentacles and invaded your brain quite so much.

Holy shit capslock spam.

Anyways, regardless, Jack is scum, I don't see how Fate doesn't see that. Why would he claim super uber powerful role like a tard and endanger a town role if he was town? No reason. Scum? Fall back on "OH MAH GAWD DONT LYNCH ME IM PR GUISE."
I ain't buyin' it.
And I'm not getting a response and everyone's just going to blather on and shit and everything is fast paced and shit why the fuck not.

Vote:Jack

Brilliant. Now what took so long between three questions asking Jack why and this post with the super firm-o conclusion you came up with all on your own?

Anyways, Chess, Spyrex, and Fate, scum team. Pushing town to do shit by spamming the hell out of the game and throwing around accusations with no actual reasoning behind most of it.

LYNCHTIME

Ruffles, did you read the entirety of the post that you referenced here?

Fate #72 "Nacho once everyone posts I'll give you a surprise"
Fate #107 "I'm not a miller."

You missed the one in between.
Fate #104 "The problem with Jack is that he didn't claim miller post 1."
Why start a new line of argument about Jack's claim being untrue because of the timing of his claim just two or three posts before arguing that Jack rings true as a townie? Especially if Fate was setting up to reveal that Jack's claim was likely true. It doesn't fit.

Or are you quibbling with things and twisting things in order to justify a Fate vote over a COOKIE vote? I'ma take the empty slot thar, mkay?

UNVOTE:

VOTE: EtherealCookie

[Fate]

VOTE:

Ethereal Cookie

OOPS

[The Rufflig]

Was that meant as a hammer, Fate? If it was, one of us has miscounted.
Camn miscounted too - but that is understandable in her case.
EtherealCookie: 6: populartajo (19), SpyreX (26), Jack (28), Zang (30), Plum (31), Fate (32) <--- L-1

And yes, I took #104 out of context.

[chesskid3]

to hammer or not to hammer

[Fate]

UNVOTE:

Fuck I missed chesskids BS wagon hop.

Sorry scumbuddies

[camn]

Hey it can be 10 pages of total crap just look at EK AND comment for me on my Jacknoia

So.. I have only played with Jack as town.. and he was pretty good. TOO good, I think, to open up a scum-game with really bizzare behavior. Also almost too good to run him up on something that thin.
I would consider revisiting this tomorrow... but for now, I would rather prune out some of the still-scummy-but-more-annoying players.

EK= Ethereal Cookie?
I am not against this lynch.. but I think the wagon is moving a bit fast. I want more meat in day 1 discussion. You know as well as I do it can be a gold mine. But this so far looks like tons of filler.
I will look over Cookie's play tomorrow.