Mini 1062 - The Lies of Locke Lamora (game over!)

[Furcolow]

yes, i have. you all refused to bandwagon each other, parama refused to hammer palmertrou... as did you. he then FoSed me and voted you to save his own ass (I don't blame him), which is typical scumteam breakdown behavior.

you also voted parama in RVS after saying Yo! which is like hey scumbuddy, imma vote you.

[Furcolow]

Until a better lynch candidate arises, my vote's staying on Furc.
A better lynch candidate = someone being really scummy in ways that agree with.
Which will probably happen within 72 hours. But until then, policy lynch.
So let's say 7/10.

scum explanation seeking word scummy because he doesn't want to lie
good explanation to your pawn, parama

guys, if you think about it, parama is by far the most dangerous of these 3.
i believe in my gut here

unvote skyquiem
vote: parama

lets fry the biggest fish first

[Furcolow]

@skyquiem there you go, son

[Skyquiem]

[Furcolow]

lol "wtf i just got owned" is more like it

[Parama]

Furcolow, you are a terrible player.

BUT.
The scumteam is: jenni, Furc, a2rudeboy.

So I can excuse your terrible town play because you're not town

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Furcolow

We move in circles
Balanced all the while
On a gleaming razor's edge

A perfect sphere
Colliding with our fate
This story ends where it began

[Furcolow]

nice try
people won't believe that because my truth will ring clearer

[Parama]

He just admitted it was true? Thanks for helping, Furc.

[palmertrou]

switching to the biggest counterwagon.

Vote Furcolow

[Furcolow]

you should be trying to get on my good side considering the circumstances, chief
i can just lynch your scumbuddy who is at like L-2 or L-3 no problem
i am just very, very sure of you/skyquiem/palmertrou

you lynch me, and then what?
8v3 into 7v3 at night
then town will lynch one of you all
7v2, 6v2 after night
then town lynches another one of you all
6v1, 5v1
game over

even if you mislynch me, you all have lost

[Furcolow]

I don't blame you all for giving up, but 3 votes on me in a row is sort of laughable. You really expect people to not see right through that? All 3 of you are guilty of OMGUS basically
you're all voting for me only because I pegged you all as scum
You 3 are the only ones voting for me.

I'll reiterate:

Sky - Policy Lynch. Unless someone has a dayvig, we should just flat-out lynch this guy because he will DESTROY us if he's town.

note how he said unless SOMEONE as in like someone other than his team... as in he's not a member of the town... yeah

[Furcolow]

if he meant someone IS he didn't say that. he was referring to the town. it was a slip.

[Furcolow]

and why am i going to destroy you all parama? i'm just a little ole townie. nothing to be afraid of, right?

[Furcolow]

oh, and before i get crucified, considering this game is over, i'll claim just for fun!

[Parama]

Furcolow, you cannot use basic logic. Your attack against me is laughable, I've already said why I think you're scum, and it's definitely not OMGUS.

[Furcolow]

I am Dona Sofia Salvara, the bewitching beauty!
I am basically a townie, but I have a passive ability

All I ask of you as a town is your vote. I will not fail you, friends. From my mansion in Alcegrante I will lead you to glory!

Parama/Skyquiem/Palmertrou are the scumteam
My win condition is for Camorr

Parama, dude, you are being classless. Your counter-push is a joke. Just give up, bro.

[Furcolow]

Furcolow, you cannot use basic logic. Your attack against me is laughable, I've already said why I think you're scum, and it's definitely not OMGUS.

basic logic here:
Furcolow named all 3 scum
all 3 scum then voted for him for no reason whatsoever
the town realized this, and lynched them subsequently

then they drank... heavily.

[Furcolow]

Just noticed something.

1) You want to know how many scum there are. Really? It's a closed set-up. Were you expecting a more accurate answer to your own approximation? It just seemed strange to ask it on it's own and so bluntly.

2) You are feigning ignorance to the fact that you already know how many scum there are because you are scum. An attempt to appear town.

Making accusations like these should always be accompanied with a vote on the person.

thanks for helping your teammate out parama.

Would it be safe to assume that this character would be a character in this game?

Uh, if you claim to be the thiefmaker, this is a pretty awful question to ask.

uh, i won't attack you, because you're my ally and all... even if you are pretty bad....

good job, parama. learn when to bus an idiotic ally.

unvote, vote: Skyqueim's replacement

I ain't dealing with this.
Also, I should never have to get prodded. If I'm not posting that means the game as a whole is inactive.

"i aint dealing with this" = whining your decent teammate bailed on you and you're stuck with palmer

Palmer,

if you really want to be useful

, give your top 3 suspicions please.

if you REALLY WANT TO BE USEFUL, FAKE TOWN BRO! GJ

Yo!

Vote: Parama

Why would we want to lynch someone on those grounds???

hey, parama, give me some advice on how to lynch town

Sky - Policy Lynch. Unless someone has a dayvig, we should just flat-out lynch this guy because he will DESTROY us if he's town.

policy lynch! unless someone has a dayvig... unless someone has... you mean unless someone is? oh wait, no, because you're thinking of the town as an entity you're not a part of.

@ Jenniwren

I couldn't find the post you were replying to (that caused me to vote you) from Parama. Can you please quote it?

@ Parama

I'm not in any way doubting that the Thiefmaker is in this game. I'm just saying that I can guarentee that none of you lot are the thiefmaker.

this one right here is a diamond in the fucking rough lol

[Parama]

Furc: I will always bus scumbuddies given the opportunity. Just sayin'.
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 2#p2154932
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 5#p2213815
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 6#p2385346
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 3#p2360443
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 1#p2374781
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 3#p2445303

If one of my scumbuddies is lynched and I'm alive, I will ALWAYS be on the wagon. Just sayin'.
...except this game where I bussed my partner up to L-1, unvoted, then he got quickhammered right after <.<

...I really have an unhealthy obsession with bussing :/

[Furcolow]

it just really, really feels like you are giving your noob scumbuddies advice to me
i am much more sure of skyquiem, honestly.

What is your "case" on me so I can refute it?
Haven't you seen me as scum? I don't play this way.

[palmertrou]

Oh wait, you were already voting him, I thought you were voting jene.

Anyways, would be nice to know why your up and voting someone you've never had any suspicions of out the blue like that.

Well I'm just a little disheartened with the events of D1. Not so much that I'm under fire but because I don't really like the counterwagon options. I would be quite happy to vote for Furcolow if it wasn't for his seemingly unprompted claim. Anyway, I'm not voting you anymore but I voted for you because of what I was talking about before and just voting for the largest counterwagon. It's the only thing I can really do right now apart from suddenly having a revelation as to who is scum and convincing everyone (whilst 6 people haven't been listening to a word I've been saying) to vote for him/her in about 24 hours or so. It's possible that the majority will not even check in within the next 24 hours.

Furcolo is just playing like a douche. This is the prefect example of looking for holes hard enough and you'll see them. Furcolow, how many theories did you dismiss before you locked onto this one? was it in the region of 0?

[Debonair Danny DiPietro]

I'm the Thiefmaker. I send out orphan thieves to a location at night to deter things from happening in that area.

That seems reasonable enough. Why didn't you post this with your claim?

ThAdmiral is not paying attention; move him from the not enough information portion of my list to the scummy portion of my list.

What have I not been paying attention to? And how does this make me scummy?

This question had already been asked and answered. This suggests to me that you're not reading the thread for content and are more concerned with appearing active than actually finding scum.

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This furcolow/skyquiem "argument" has got to be the dumbest thing I've seen in a mafia game in a while. I'm leaning town/town on that part of it with skyquiem's lame OMGUS vote and furcolow's nonsensical tunneling but it's just painful to read.

[Furcolow]

i thought it would give your eyes an orgasm honestly

[Coach Travis]

Man is Furcolow awful, just jumping around all over the place, pretty much, with no good reasoning for anything. That last page or was really tough to read. Anyway, at this point I don't actually think he's scum, he just seems ridiculously hyper, and I've played with him before in a game where he was town and he was similar. Skyquiem I still find somewhat scummy, but not as much as palmer.