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Post Post #2075 (ISO) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:00 pm

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Next time, PM me.
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Post Post #2076 (ISO) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:06 pm

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You are
the modererator
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Post Post #2077 (ISO) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:27 pm

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Wraith reminded me of a role I wanted to post.

You are an
annoying 12 year old girl
. All of your posts must go through this filter.
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Post Post #2078 (ISO) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:38 pm

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"U R SCUMY!1!1! OMG WTF LOL"
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Post Post #2079 (ISO) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:39 pm

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"A PHILOSOPHICAL 3NDEAVOR BAESD ON DAIST OPTIMISM!!1!!"
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Post Post #2080 (ISO) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:33 pm

Post by DemonHybrid »

ZeroFang wrote:Wraith reminded me of a role I wanted to post.

You are an
annoying 12 year old girl
. All of your posts must go through this filter.
Best post restriction ever
This account is no longer being used.

You want this one.
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Post Post #2081 (ISO) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:02 pm

Post by Maemuki »

ZeroFang wrote:Wraith reminded me of a role I wanted to post.

You are an
annoying 12 year old girl
. All of your posts must go through this filter.
...oh god I hate you so much.
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Post Post #2082 (ISO) » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:54 am

Post by Cuttlefish »

You are
The Ink Spots (Compulsive Arsonist)
. You win if you fail to set the world on fire.
*Cuddle*
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Post Post #2083 (ISO) » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:26 pm

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Maemuki wrote:
ZeroFang wrote:Wraith reminded me of a role I wanted to post.

You are an
annoying 12 year old girl
. All of your posts must go through this filter.
...oh god I hate you so much.
I POSTULAET TAHT UR CANTANK3ROS VERNACULAR WAS INCONGRUOS ANTECAD3NT 2 THES ABHORANT ATROCITY!!11!1!1! OMG WTF
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Post Post #2084 (ISO) » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:00 pm

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ZeroFang wrote:Wraith reminded me of a role I wanted to post.

You are an
annoying 12 year old girl
. All of your posts must go through this filter.
THES HAS GON3 FROM HOW I R3AD SOM3 CAPS LOK POSTS 2 HOW I R3AD *AL* CAPS LOK POSTS!!111!11 OMG WTF LOL
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Post Post #2085 (ISO) » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:14 am

Post by Mokujin_ »

Lol.
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Post Post #2086 (ISO) » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:21 am

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You are
Billy Joel (Failure Arsonist). You didn't start the fire, though you are forced to target one player each night and attempt to start a fire. If you target a firefighter, you lose. You may not target any one player more than twice. You win with the town.
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Post Post #2087 (ISO) » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:52 am

Post by Olinea »

BP Employee


You can edit posts.
GreyICE:
Cult: You're playing monopoly, when all of a sudden someone grabs the gameboard and throws it across the room. Then plops down a risk board. And then tells you you were playing risk all along. And that you now have 5 armies left, and control two countries in the middle of Africa.
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Post Post #2088 (ISO) » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:13 pm

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You are
George Bush.
You know XXXX and XXXX are scum. Every day, you must frame someone entirely unrelated and get them lynched via democracy where 160% of the people vote.
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Post Post #2089 (ISO) » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:35 am

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ZeroFang wrote:You are
George Bush.
You know XXXX and XXXX are scum. Every day, you must frame someone entirely unrelated and get them lynched via democracy where 160% of the people vote.
You are
Barrack Obama
, Mafia Goon. You are a Black player. During the game, you may announce that you are a Black player. When you do, all current votes will be redirected to you. If you are lynched, you instead become kingmaker for the rest of the game. You win when the town is eliminated.
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Post Post #2090 (ISO) » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:59 pm

Post by Chronopie »

You are
John Key.
Who?

Due to being the leader of such a small and insignificant country, I will miss any votes and unvotes you happen to make. It's not like they matter anyway.
Show
He's
baaa-aaack


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Post Post #2091 (ISO) » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:37 pm

Post by Mafuyu »

Actually not too bad of a role. Quickhammer always.
Guh. The words.
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Post Post #2092 (ISO) » Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:56 am

Post by TonyMontana »

SaintKerrigan wrote:
ZeroFang wrote:You are
George Bush.
You know XXXX and XXXX are scum. Every day, you must frame someone entirely unrelated and get them lynched via democracy where 160% of the people vote.
You are
Barrack Obama
, Mafia Goon. You are a Black player. During the game, you may announce that you are a Black player. When you do, all current votes will be redirected to you. If you are lynched, you instead become kingmaker for the rest of the game. You win when the town is eliminated.
You are
John Boehner
. You can, and will filibuster every lynch, resulting in town never being able to get rid of scum. You
win
lose with the town.

Also:
You are
Barack Obama
. Someone is filibustering all lynches. But you can force the votes using the "nuclear option" if and when you find your balls. You win with the town.
(mod note: there are no balls)


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Post Post #2093 (ISO) » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:19 am

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quadz08 wrote:You are
Billy Joel (Failure Arsonist). You didn't start the fire, though you are forced to target one player each night and attempt to start a fire.
If you target a firefighter, you lose.
You may not target any one player more than twice. You win with the town.
If
The World
stops turning (is killed), the fire goes out and you lose the game.
Record:
Town 10W/15L
Scum 4W/1L
Other 2W/2L
Newbie 1L


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Post Post #2094 (ISO) » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:41 am

Post by Yosarian2 »

Wraith wrote: You are the
Town Sycophant
. You have a post restriction that forces you to agree with whatever InsertPlayerHere posts.
I've had almost that exact role before. I had a post restriction that I had to always agree with two people, and never disagree with them. Turns out, they were both scum.

It was incredibly surreal, but I actually managed to attack someone, debate them, and get them lynched, while agreeing with everything they said and not disagreeing with anything they said. At least technically.
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #2095 (ISO) » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:13 am

Post by Olinea »

Ythill wrote:you lose the game.
AAAAUGH
GreyICE:
Cult: You're playing monopoly, when all of a sudden someone grabs the gameboard and throws it across the room. Then plops down a risk board. And then tells you you were playing risk all along. And that you now have 5 armies left, and control two countries in the middle of Africa.
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Post Post #2096 (ISO) » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:18 am

Post by Mokujin_ »

SaintKerrigan wrote:
ZeroFang wrote:You are
George Bush.
You know XXXX and XXXX are scum. Every day, you must frame someone entirely unrelated and get them lynched via democracy where 160% of the people vote.
You are
Barrack Obama
, Mafia Goon. You are a Black player. During the game, you may announce that you are a Black player. When you do, all current votes will be redirected to you. If you are lynched, you instead become kingmaker for the rest of the game. You win when the town is eliminated.
Barack.

Lost the game.

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Post Post #2097 (ISO) » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:31 pm

Post by Pomegranate »

Okay, now everyone iso Mirth. She's got a lot of good stuff in here.
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Post Post #2098 (ISO) » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:33 pm

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We have of late, but wherefore we know not, lost all our Mirth :(
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Post Post #2099 (ISO) » Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:27 am

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You are
Immortal
- You have 9000 lives that protect against both kills and lynches. If you are lynched then you gain two kills the next night. You win with the town.
Plus, if you guys want to make a point, skip the walls, because everyone else in the game does as well. - Magister Ludi

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