Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[Seraphim]

Trololololoooooo!

[Seraphim]

Me when this game is over

[SaintKerrigan]

Vote Count 3.9

(4) Seraphim: Andrius, AlmasterGM, CSL, Seraphim

Not Voting: Espeonage, Super Smash Bros. Fan

With 6 players alive, it takes 4 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 at 10:00 p.m. CST.

Daykill Count III

(1) Andrius: AlmasterGM

Not Daykilling: Andrius, CSL, Seraphim, Espeonage, Super Smash Bros. Fan

With 6 players alive, it takes [REDACTED] daykills to [REDACTED].
Deadline is on Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 at 10:00 p.m. CST.

Huggle Count 0.7

(1) Espeonage: Andrius

Not Huggling: AlmasterGM, CSL, Seraphim, Esepeonage, Super Smash Bros. Fan

With 6 players alive, it takes [REDACTED] huggles to [REDACTED].
Deadline is on Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 at 10:00 p.m. CST.

- A Lynch Majority has been Reached -

"That was an...interesting decision."

"Guess I'd better get on out there."

* * *

So all of yous are yakking about, when suddenly AlmasterGM says, "I'm God, yo."

Peoples chuckled. "Yeah, and Imma be the Prince of Darkness," Seraphim is gonna reply.

"Oh yeah? Here, watch this." Suddenly AlmasterGM be pointing at Andrius and sayin', "Bon voyage, man who has sexual relations with people's mothers!"

"Nooooo, why me?" Andrius whines.

"Nah, I'm just kiddin', homie." AlmasterGM slaps his knee and hortles. "Boy, I got ya there, bro!"

"Yay, Imma be not dead!" Andrius cries, and he will huggling the nearest person in joy--which happened to be Espeonage.

"Seriously, though, I'm really Satan," Seraphim is insisting.

"Naw, that's [REDACTED]," CSL will be barkin'.

"[REDACTED] you, man. Here, lemme show ya somethin'." Suddenlies Seraphim whips out a butterfly knife and all of yous are gasping shockedly. "Imma be stabbin' myself in mah back now. Watch this!"

He mysteryously reaches behind his back and stabs hard. "Ouch!" he will exclaim, as cherry-red blood squirtles out of his back. "[REDACTED], this wasn't supposed to be hurtin' meh!"

"[REDACTED] yeah!" AlmasterGM shouts. "You got owned, [REDACTED]!"

Seraphim be pointin' his finger at AlmasterGM. "Thissa no be fair!" he be yellin', and then he be collapsin' on teh ground and he be dead.

"Oops." You alls be looking and see Charles grinning all sheep-like. "Guess I didn't get here in time to tell Seraphim that killing oneself is not advisable. Now that I've gotten in my plug for suicidal people, y'all need to get to your bunks."

"Weesa not be going to da other place?" Espeonage be gonna askin'.

"Nope. Here's the cards with your cabin number." Charles handed out teh cards, and everyone begins to be trudgin' to their new cabins. "Don't forget to take a can of whipped cream!" Charles calls.

Seraphim,

The Red Spy

,

Mafia

, stabbed himself in the back (was lynched) on Day 6.

It is now Night 6. Deadline is on Monday, September 13th, 2010 at 9:00 p.m.

[SaintKerrigan]

ATTENTION!

We have uncovered some information that happened to be...misplaced earlier. We are showing it to you now for your convenience.

caelum was found to be

The Awesome Man

of the

Town

.

Twomz was found to be

Dr. Peter Venkman

of the

Town

.

[SaintKerrigan]

Night 6 is over. Day will break when I've resolved night actions.

[SaintKerrigan]

"Are you prepared?"

"Aye. I'm as ready as I can be, given our circumstance."

"Indeed. Well, at least today we can finally break free from his grasp. Shall we proceed with the final act, then?"

"Most definitely. Heh. At first I was only concerned with keeping myself alive. Now you've got me putting my life and soul on the line for the slimmest of chances. How do you do it, Charles?"

"My role may merely have been a charlatan, but that doesn't mean I'm incapable of true charisma, Marley."

"Whatever happens, it's been a pleasure to work with you. Relatively speaking."

"Likewise. Let's finish this."

* * *

In the morning, everyone stood on the deck of the ocean liner. Well, one of you is missing, but none of you seem to give a [REDACTED].

"Morning, gentlemen," Charles calls to them.

One of you turns around. "You're here early, Charles. No video to catch us--wait a minute, why is Marley here?"

"Do you take displeasure at my sight?" Marley inquires.

"Well, no. It's just--you've rarely shown your face. Why now?"

"Because I have good reason."

The inquirer shrugs. "Whatever."

With a smile, Charles turns to address all of you. "Fifteen of you started this adventure. Now only four remain. The time has come for the final act of this supracosmic play. In this last round, however, the stakes are going to be fully revealed. Marley, the countdown, if you please."

Marley focuses on his watch and recites, "5...4...3...2...1...no-"

Without warning, the boat explodes, killing everyone on board immediately. When all of you wake up, you find yourselves surround by a fiery inferno. Strangely, however, your skin isn't melting, nor are you feeling pain. Nearby, you espy Charles and Marley approaching you.

"Welcome to Hell, gentlemen," Charles announced. "And not the liaison they have in Michigan, either. This is the real deal. Here, in the realm of Satan himself, you will carry out the final chapter of this drama. You might also have noticed by now that, despite being in Hell, you aren't feeling any pain. Don't expect that to last forever.

"Here's the deal: the winners of this final act will get to leave Hell with Marley and me, along with anyone in whatever faction they might happen to belong in. The rest of you remain here. Forever."

Charles' smile at this point was...well, diabolical. "Good luck!"

Espeonage,

Traitor

,

Mafia

, was hit by a train on Night 6.

Day 7 has begun. With 4 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.
Deadline is on Monday, September 27th, 2010 at 9:00 p.m. CST.

[SaintKerrigan]

You may now post.

[Andrius]

OH MY GOD ITS AIBER FROM DEATH NOTE.
<3333 ESPEONAGE, YOU DEAD FOO. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULDA' TOLD ME YOU WERE AIBER.

AKA, THIERRY MORELLO.

YES. AND I GOT THIS WONDERFUL LITTLE THING CALLED A CULT INVITE LAST NIGHT.
BUT YOU SEE, THERE'S THING THING CALLED: TOWN WIN.

HOW? SIMPLE.
CSL, SSBF, ANDY FORM A BLOC.
WE LYNCH AGM EVERY DP, I KILL HIM EVERY NP UNTIL WE WIN.
IF SSBF AND CSL DON'T AGREE, AND/OR CSL LEAVES THE GAME NOW-ISH, I JOIN AGM AND WE WIN. <3

HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?!?!?

BUT OH MY GOSH, ESPEONAGE. AIBER. THIERRY MORELLO. <3

[Andrius]

CSL, IF YOU CAN LEAVE THIS GAME, I SUGGEST YOU DO SO NOW.

[Andrius]

CSL, CAN YOU OR CAN YOU NOT WIN AND LEAVE THE GAME IN THIS DP?

[CSL]

Yes I can. Please hold.

[Andrius]

I am so lonely...

Well, no matter how I win, I'll have a 100% anti-town Vig-kill record, so.

predit: YAY ITS CSL!!

[Andrius]

I can't calm down. I keep hitting refresh. XDD

I WANT CSL_SHENANIGANS. XDDD

[CSL]

So, I leave the game today. AGM falls through the gallows and smacked by a train every appropriate phase. Correct?

Pre-edit: It'll come.

[Andrius]

So, I leave the game today. AGM falls through the gallows and smacked by a train every appropriate phase. Correct?

Pre-edit: It'll come.

Yeah.
Pretty much. XD

[SaintKerrigan]

Suddenly, CSL begins to chortle maniacally. "Well, well, well," he says, "if it ain't my sweet vengeance come to fruition at last. Too long have I suffered at the hands of you villainous wretches, with your bigoted prejudice against me and your insatiable thirst for my death, especially by lynch. And what did I ever do? All I ever wanted was a bit of fun, and certainly not the kind that warrants your undivided hatred!

"But it's all made right, now. Thanks to Charles, I've been able to settle the score, and now I get to leave this forsaken place, while the lot of you [REDACTED] rot in Hell!" The cackling intensifies until his entire body heaves with laughter, and he rolls on the ground amidst the fiery flames.

Abruptly, a brilliant flash of light erupts and CSL vanishes from sight...

CSL,

J

e

s

t

e

r,

Third Party

, fulfilled his win condition and left the game on Day 7.

Game continues.

[Andrius]

Bye CSL.
I will miss you.

BECAUSE YOU POST.

[Andrius]

...

[Super Smash Bros. Fan]

Night 6, I protected Andrius.

Based off what Andrius's saw, it confirms AlmasterGM as a cult recruiter. However, we need to all think this through and not go insane.

Notice the flavor. It said that we will carry out the final chapter of this drama. This indicates that this may very well be our last day. Normally, flavor shouldn't have too much of an affect on us, but based on what has happened, anything and anyone can be shaping the way how this game is played.

About CSL's flip, it confirms that AlmasterGM is not town. This means he's either mafia or still third-party and I find the former very unlikely since it looks wiped out. So I'm saying he's the last third-party.

With CSL flipping Jester, one of us is guarateen to lose. That means these following circumstances:

1. Me and Andrius attempts to lynch/NK AlmasterGM relentlessly and kill him off. While a win is nice, a town win would be a lot nicer. However, this will be a dangerous move for me and Andrius to perform. AlmasterGM has claimed that bad things will happen if we lynch him and that he has permanent Night Kill immunity, so NKing him will be useless. However, he does have limited lynched immunity, so it is possible to win that way. So really, I am not sure about this. But in the extremely unlikely circumstance that he is Mafia, this risk can be worth taking if we can successfully make a good balance here.

2. Me and Andrius attempt to join AlmasterGM's cult. One of us is guarateen to lose this game regardless of what happens and given that CSL flipped Jester, this has been confirmed. I personally would like to win this and I will do as much as possible to make sure I fufill my win condition, as either town or cult.

I want AlmasterGM to speak before I completely make up my mind on what to do.

[Andrius]

AGM was investigated as 3rd party by caelum. No surprises there.
I've still got my cult invite waiting in the wings, so.

SO YEAH. AGM SHOULD POST. *nods*

THANK YOU FOR POSTING, SSBF. XD

*goes back to stalk the Open Queue*

[AlmasterGM]

Sup.

Andrius, you have the confirmed win sitting in your inbox.

You don't need to win with the town, because there is no such thing as factions. There are only players, individual players, with their own individual victories. This isn't your typical game of mafia. It's CHOOSE YOUR SIDE - A COMEDY OF WHIMS. Choose the winning side - MY side.

Also, consider that we have a pretty awesome game history together. How awesome would it be to finish a win, together, in the endgame, in the CULT OF GOD, to boot?

I think it'd be sweet.

What do you think?

[AlmasterGM]

P.S. I will be F5'ing for your response. I helped you yesterday instead of screwing you over, which I could have done. Don't let me down.

[Andrius]

Sup.

Andrius, you have the confirmed win sitting in your inbox.

You don't need to win with the town, because there is no such thing as factions. There are only players, individual players, with their own individual victories. This isn't your typical game of mafia. It's CHOOSE YOUR SIDE - A COMEDY OF WHIMS. Choose the winning side - MY side.

Also, consider that we have a pretty awesome game history together. How awesome would it be to finish a win, together, in the endgame, in the CULT OF GOD, to boot?

I think it'd be sweet.

What do you think?

So umm, I'm waiting on SaintKerrigan right now... YOU ARE SLOW WITH PMs MY FELLOW DEATH NOTE LOVER.

BUT KNOW THIS AGM. I STILL <3 YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

SERIOUSLY. THIS GAME AND WAITING FOR ONE MORE /IN TO MY GAME ARE THE ONLY THINGS KEEPING ME IN THIS LIBRARY.

I HAVE BEEN F5ING FOR THE LAST HOUR.

[AlmasterGM]

so you said no

[AlmasterGM]

HURRY UP YES OR NO I AM F5ING IT.