Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

Mafuyu · Post Post #750 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:06 am

Andrius wrote:I'm also unsure as to why we have to wait... WE. ARE. THE TOWN.
We decide who hangs and who lives
. OBEY US OR SUBMIT YOURSELF TO JUSTICE.

Mafuyu's pretty sure that yesterday (and possibly today) disprove that little theory.

Andrius · Post Post #751 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:08 am

And the Ani and manho thing...

BUT STILL.
WE. ARE. JUSTICE.

Mafuyu · Post Post #752 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:26 am

Mafuyu could argue that in a game largely populated with third-parties that the Town is just a scum group aiming to kill all other scum groups, but without team information or a stable source of nightkills.

But maybe that's more of a philosophical approach.

CSL · Post Post #753 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:51 am

Was away for the day. Back now.

Mafuyu · Post Post #754 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:52 am

Contribute, before the Mod comes back.

CSL · Post Post #755 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:52 am

I shall.

Mafuyu · Post Post #756 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:53 am

You're doing a fantastic job.

CSL · Post Post #757 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:56 am

UncertainKitten wrote:WHO
THE
HELL
DO
YOU
THINK

I AM!!!!!!!????

Do you know what happens if someone actually guesses this correctly?

Mafuyu · Post Post #758 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:58 am

Kittan? xP

CSL · Post Post #759 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:00 am

I think I know the answer....

Mafuyu · Post Post #760 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:02 am

Mafuyu is all-ears.

CSL · Post Post #761 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:02 am

I'm waiting to see if UK has any idea if anything superficial happens if someone guesses correctly...

AlmasterGM · Post Post #762 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:08 am

Oh look, Seraphim disappeared. I guess he thought we would buy the stall tactic, and now he needs some time to go prep that fakeclaim.

HEY GUYS. I THINK I KNOW WHO THE SCUM IS.

Mafuyu · Post Post #763 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:09 am

@Almaster: Mafuyu called it with the quick-hammer. =D

Seraphim · Post Post #764 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:16 am

Mafuyu wrote:@Almaster: Mafuyu called it with the quick-hammer. =D

Said the quick-hammerer. I've not [REDACTED] with a Survivor before, especially not a double-voting one.

lol, I'm not [REDACTED] until I see a votecount and no amount of threats is going to [REDACTED] me. If Zazie is [REDACTED], there is no reason to tell scum what I can do. Also, our [REDACTED] recruiter is still around because I got a similar message as to what Twomz [REDACTED] to have gotten Night 3 from our lovely [REDACTED] just now.

HOW CURIOUS THAT I GOT [REDACTED] FOR A KILL AND A RECRUIT LAST NIGHT.

Mafuyu · Post Post #765 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:17 am

You said scum.

Seraphim · Post Post #766 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:20 am

And...? Your point is...?

Also, my role is [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].

Mafuyu · Post Post #767 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:22 am

Seraphim wrote:
Mafuyu wrote:@Almaster: Mafuyu called it with the quick-hammer. =D
Said the quick-hammerer.

That's EXACTLY why Mafuyu can say it. Come on, you're better than this Sera.

SaintKerrigan · Post Post #768 (ISO) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:51 am

This seriously has to take the record for quickest day ever...

Vote Count 1.6

(4) Zazier: Andrius, UncertainKitten, Seraphim, Mafuyu

Not Voting: Zazier, Super Smash Bros. Fan, Espeonage, AlmasterGM, CSL

With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Friday, September 17th, 2010 at 6:00 p.m. CST.

- A Lynch Majority has been Achieved -

"Sheesh, they make up their minds quickly."

"Indeed, sir. Better put that sub in the igloo and get out there."

* * *

Charles walked into the room. "Zazier wins a prize," he said.

He handed Zazier the prize. It was a sphere with a cross on top of it.

"What is is?" Zazier asked.

"HAHHHHHHH-LELUJAH!" shouted the sphere.

The sphere exploded, killing Zazier in the process.

"With that, we conclude the shortest day on [REDACTED]," Charles said.

Zazier,

Caffeinated Killer (with Whipped Cream)

,

Third Party

, was blown up by a Holy Hand Grenade (lynched) on Day 5.

It is now Night 5. Deadline is on Monday, September 6th, 2010 at 6:00 p.m. CST.

SaintKerrigan · Post Post #769 (ISO) » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:32 am

Game opening is going to be delayed due to the fact that I'll be traveling at the time of the deadline. I'll try to get it open as soon as possible once I'm finished traveling. Thank you for your patience.

SaintKerrigan · Post Post #770 (ISO) » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:23 pm

Normally I would be spending this insane hour in bed or studying, but since I know I'm not going to have time to open this tomorrow, I'm going to be magnanimous and sacrifice my sleep to open this game instead of making y'all wait another day. (In other words, lavishing the mod with praises would not be out of order here.

)

Anyhow, Night 5 is over. Day will break once I resolve actions.

SaintKerrigan · Post Post #771 (ISO) » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:53 pm

"Have you made the preparations?"

"As per your request."

"Then I shan't waste more time here. You know what to do."

* * *

As you wait on the ocean liner for Charles to arrive, you watch the film being shown on the forward deck...

* * *

Walk down the street, a blackened figure does. Without warning, heard a low train whistle is. Turn the figure does, and observe a blue freight train about to run over him the figure does.

"Oh, [REDACTED]!" screams the figure, before squash the figure the freight train does. Barrel on does the train, and splattered on the sidewalk the figure is.

Nearby, in a car Leonardo Di Caprio and Ellen Page sit. "You're not in control!" screams Ellen.

"Handle this, I can," Leonardo protests. Drive away, they do, as begin to feast on the figure the crows do.

FIN this is.

* * *

"Enjoying another of our excellent movies, I see?" Charles is grinning. "We're getting down to the final few people, ladies, gentlemen, and otherbeings. Time to take your game to a whole new level if you want to get out of this alive.

"Before you begin, though, I have an announcement to make. Last night, the cave where UncertainKitten was staying mysteriously collapsed, and regrettably she did not survive. We regret not being able to capture footage of her demise. As for who the other dead person is...well, do a head count."

Charles will be ambling away as he dived over the side of the liner and into the water.

"Getting antsy, Charles is," one of you remarked. "Something about to happen, perhaps?"

"Oh, just shut up and vote someone already!" the rest of you declare.

UncertainKitten,

Kamina the Hot-Blooded Townie

,

Town

, was remorselessly terminated on Night 5.

Mafuyu,

Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking

,

Third Party

, was hit by a train on Night 5.

Day 6 has begun. With 6 players alive, it takes 4 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 at 10:00 p.m. CST.

SaintKerrigan · Post Post #772 (ISO) » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:17 pm

You may now post.

Espeonage · Post Post #773 (ISO) » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:26 pm

lmao at Mafuyu's role. Now to buisness. Ok so we should be careful. If there actually is a Mafia and if there are two members I think we are in lylo.

Super Smash Bros. Fan · Post Post #774 (ISO) » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:49 am

Didn't post yesterday, apoligy for that. Hopefully, I'll give my thoughts on Day 5 later then evening after school.

@Espeonage: That's a good point. With just six players left, a quick lynch by the scums (If there is one) is very well possible. Sure we've gotten rid of a lot of third-party players, which is good for the town, but we are still in danger of losing this game as no scums have flipped. I think we should massclaim.