Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[Mafuyu]

A town of third-parties would be absolutely

lovely

.

[Mafuyu]

Twomz, if youse scum, dun't killz Mafuyu. ;.;

[UncertainKitten]

/me sighs

HOW
FUCKING

DARRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALL OF YOU CONTEMPLATE BETRAYING THE DAI GURREN DAN! I OUGHTTA GIGA DRILL BREAK YOUR UNFAITHFULNESS FOR THAT ALONE!!

I CAN TELL YOU, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, THAT I AM TOWN, AND IF I AM THE ONLY TOWNIE, I'LL

STILL

WIN!


WHO
THE
HELL
DO
YOU
THINK

I AM!!!!!!!????

[CSL]

A town-aligned player, UK.

[Twomz]

Na, I picked town. I was expecting more mafia and less 3rd party... but I guess a game of very large numbers of 3rd parties is plausible with a small, powerful mafia...

Sadly we keep finding 3rd parties instead of mafia.

[Mafuyu]

WHO
THE
HELL
DO
YOU
THINK

I AM!!!!!!!????

The person who can fuck with Mafuyu's power the easiest. Duh.

[UncertainKitten]

YOU HAVE NOT YET GIVEN ME CAUSE TO DO THAT! BUT! If I CATCH YOU VOTING SOMEONE IN THE DAI GURREN DAN I WILL FORCEFULLY PERSUADE YOU OTHERWISE!!!

[Mafuyu]

Vote your cultist members? Pshaw. As if.

[UncertainKitten]

IT APPEARS WE HAVE A MISUNDERSTANDING! I FIGHT ON THE SIDE OF

GOOD

! THE TOWN! THE DAI GURREN DAN! ALL TOWNIES ARE MEMBERS OF THE DAI GURREN DAN IN MY EYES!

[Super Smash Bros. Fan]

More lovers in this game? I really do want to lynch Toon Fighter right now. He deliberately lied about him being town aligned. Now he's admitting to being a third-party? It's not like with AlmasterGM where his role can be a very powerful asset to town and can switch to being town aligned. If he is a lover to Twomz, that means both Toon Fighter and Twomz are third-party. We'll need to take that out ASAP. However, I'll need to think this more clearly before voting Toon Fighter.

Also, I highly doubt there aren't any townies in the game. While this game has been proven to be insane, the fundamation of Mafia is having a town. Without a town group, the game of Mafia wouldn't exist. A no-town game wouldn't make sense.

Sadly we keep finding 3rd parties instead of mafia.

Killing off third-parties (With the exception of AlmasterGM) is always better then townies death.

[CSL]

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If Mafuyu has a double-vote, then TF has been hammered.

[Toon Fighter]

I didn't design the game -.- As far as I know, my passion for twomz is one-sided. He doesn't love me

[Espeonage]

Dude. You're dead.

[CSL]

Hmm...

[Super Smash Bros. Fan]

Okay, so does anyone else have anything else to say in the case that Toon Fighter is already hammered?

[AlmasterGM]

Expect dead bodies in the mornin'.

PS SUCM U CANT ROLEBLOCK SO DONT EVEN TRY.

[AlmasterGM]

LOL I MEAN

ROLEBLOCK ME.

IT WILL MAKE YOU LIVE.

[CSL]

Ah. So we're just waiting on Kerrigan...

[SaintKerrigan]

Vote Count 3.7

(5) Toon Fighter: Seraphim, UncertainKitten, Twomz, CSL, Mafuyu
(2) Twomz: Espeonage, AlmasterGM
(1) CSL: Andrius
(1) Zazier: Super Smash Bros. Fan

Not Voting: Zazier, Toon Fighter

With 11 players alive, it takes 6 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Wednesday, September 8th, 2010 at 4:00 p.m. CST.

- A Lynch Majority has been Achieved -

"Is it that time again?"

"It is, sir."

"All right, then. At least we got rid of those Babylon [REDACTED]. They were such a pain in the [REDACTED]."

"Agreed. At least we got a goodly sum of multiversal cash out of the bargain."

"Thank Loki for that."

* * *

Once again, everybody is coming to a quick decision. You turned toward the one known as Toon Fighter, and Seraphim and CSL grab him.

"Lemme go!" he screams. "I'm not guilty of anything!"

"

Riiiiiiiiiiii

ght," UncertainKitten is answering sarcastically.

"We totally believe you," Mafuyu assured Toon. "Believe you're scum, that is!" he will add as he chortles heartily. "Oh man, I got you on that one! [REDACTED] yeah!"

The rest of you ignores him. "Let's toss him in a lava pit or something," Seraphim suggested, to the tune of murmurs and nods.

Suddenly, Toon Fighter flew straight up into the air, through the grip of both Seraphim and CSL. Everyone is going to look in shock.

"Aw, [REDACTED]," Seraphim groans.

"You've got it wrong!" Toon Fighter screamed. "You actually can't kill me, but I hate having people think I'm something I'm not! I'll just have to go away until you figure that out--"

"I'm sorry, dear Toon, but that just isn't proper." You look and saw Charles is going to amble onto the scene. "There are rules, you know. You can't violate those rules. The others have decided your fate, and now you must meet it."

"But I can't die!" Toon Fighter protests.

"Nothing is immortal. Everything isn't." Suddenly, Toon Fighter is being directed towards a giant lava pit. Virulently he is going to flail his arms and legs, but it was to no avail.

"Stop it!" he begged. "Just let me go!"

Charles is cocking his head. "Very poor choice of words, Toon Fighter," he said, a smirk on his face. Suddenly, Toon Figher is plummeting down towards the lava pit, as Charles cackles in a maniacal voice.

"Aaaaaaaah!" Toon Fighter is screaming, and then he will hit the lava pool. There is dead silence.

Charles looks at Mafuyu. "Now

that

, I believe, is what's called a proper burn."

Looking at the rest of us, he is going to say, "Now, if you'll look thataway--" He pointed behind you, and you turn to see an open door, leading to the movie theater. "--you'll see the way back to your resting places. Now get moving."

Toon Fighter, Smoke Monster,

Third Party

, was shoved down a lava pit (lynched) on Day 4.

It is now Night 4. Deadline is on Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 at 2:00 p.m. CST. (You get extra time because I'm busy with classes all of Thursday morning.)

[SaintKerrigan]

Night 4 is over. Day will break once actions are resolved.

[SaintKerrigan]

Actually, going to be longer than I expected, something came up. It'll be up by tonight at the latest, though.

[SaintKerrigan]

I sincerely apologize for the long delay, the event that came up took way longer than I had expected it to go.

Anyway, finishing things up now.

[SaintKerrigan]

"Rather ritzy place we got for them this time around."

"That's why the man upstairs wanted to bring in advertisers, so we can provide more...exquisite accommodations."

"Would you

please

stop doing that?"

"Doing what?"

"You know what I mean."

"Don't you get it? This is the perfect time for us to carry out our plan. He can't be rid of us while--"

"Shh! Are you

trying

to incur our demise?"

"That's the idea. It'll inspire us to work...with rapidity."

"But if we fail--"

"So what? Would the outcome be any better if we didn't try?"

(sigh) "Fair enough. It's past time for you to be going in the ballroom, though. We're late enough as it is."

"Right. Show them the clip while I'm en route."

"Aye, sir. And please...don't make him think we're more trouble than we're worth."

"As if we could do that."

* * *

When I slip inside your truth through suspicious little coughs
You sank your nails inside a key while the door you shut closed up
The black stockings you kept smell of wet cigarette torn of lust that you could not keep
I have slept inside your fault to have you keep me here on this--

The rambunctious music blaring in the ballroom abruptly ceased, and the wall TV, blank for so many hours, finally shows signs of life. Murmurs of gratitude travel amongst the people as a movie is going to play.

* * *

[CUE - VIVALDI

SPRING

]

[REDACTED]

stands in a dark alley with

THE INFORMANT

.

[REDACTED]

looks at some papers in a manila file folder.

[REDACTED]
Are you sure this information is accurate?

[REDACTED]

's eyes shift nervously.

SFX: Black Cat Howling

THE INFORMANT

Of course. When you're as good as I am, you don't make mistakes.

[REDACTED]

puts the folder in a travel case

[REDACTED]

is holding and turns away.

[REDACTED]
If your info is as good as you say it is, we might be able to do business again.

THE INFORMANT

draws an elaborate Japanese katana hidden under a trench coat.

THE INFORMANT

I'm afraid that's not going to happen.

[CUE: AEROSMITH,

SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE

]

THE INFORMANT

shoves the katana through

[REDACTED]

's torso, the blade jutting out through the gut.

THE INFORMANT

puts a hand on

REDACTED

's shoulder.

THE INFORMANT

Sorry, [REDACTED]. But business is business, and I'm under contract.

THE INFORMANT

yanks the katana out and swiftly decapitates

[REDACTED]

. After taking

[REDACTED]

's traveling case,

THE INFORMANT

sheaths the katana and saunters away.

[FADE TO CREDITS]

[GRAPIC: CREDITS]

For Elvis Presley

DIRECTOR

Charles

PRODUCERS

Charles
Marley

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER

[REDACTED]

CAST

[REDACTED] - [REDACTED]
The Informant - [REDACTED]
Accidental Extra in Shot 4b - Elvis Presley

EDITOR

Marley

MUSIC

Antonio Vivaldi
"Spring"
Copyright [REDACTED] by [REDACTED] Records

Aerosmith
"Same Old Song and Dance"
Copyright [REDACTED] by [REDACTED] Records

EVERYTHING ELSE

[REDACTED]

ONLY ONE PERSON WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. EVERY EFFORT WAS MADE TO ENSURE THAT PERSON WOULDN'T SUFFER ANY AGONY.

[FADE TO BLACK]

* * *

"Impressive movie, eh?" Charles queries as the lights turned back on. "Amazing what one can do with an increased budget, including these nice digs you're going to spend the day in--"

"GET ON WITH IT!" all of you are going to shout.

"Right. Anyway, do the headcount to see who died, and get to lynching people. That is all." Charles is turning to walk away when one of you is going to ask,

"How about some [REDACTED] information, here? After what we've been through, we deserve that, at least!"

"Oh, really?" Charles smirked. "You forget this this isn't a democracy. You aren't in charge. If you don't like it, kiss my [REDACTED]. Now, if you'll excuse me..."

Charles moseys on out the door, leaving the rest of you to the day's fate...

Twomz was remorselessly terminated on Night 4.

Elvis Presley,

Timeless Heartthrob

,

Unknown

, died for no apparent reason on Night 4.

It is now Day 5. With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Friday, September 17th, at 6:00 p.m. CST.

Zazier will be replaced unless he gets his computer issues resolved before I find a replacement.

[SaintKerrigan]

You may post now.

[UncertainKitten]

So WHERE WERE WE!? WE WERE LYNCHING CSL, RIGHT!?

VOTE CSL!!