Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[AlmasterGM]

DUN WORRY I WILL.

[AlmasterGM]

JUST WATCH FOR MY GIFT TONIGHT.

[Andrius]

OK. I AM EXCITED. I DON'T HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU THOUGH.

[Twomz]

Since we don't know what electing people does, we might be better off electing a less active player or someone who we're having a hard time getting a read on... if it turns into a kingmaker type thing, then there will be plenty of info on the player based on their actions. If it kills them, then eh, w/e, right?

[Espeonage]

ok

Unelect: Espeonage

[Toon Fighter]

Here I am! If I manage to get elected, I will change a lot of things in this town... For example, the people who are voted to get lynched will actually die! I will be a great politician!

I don't actually know what will happen to the person getting elected, but I think it is likely somebody's power to cause an election. Since Espeonage was the first to post after the election announcement, and he voted himself, I think he may have caused this election, and voted himself because it is good for him to get elected. After other people suggested electing someone inactive, then he unelected himself.

If you want to elect me, go ahead. I am actually curious about what will it do.

And, btw, VOTE: animorpher

[UncertainKitten]

Unelect, Elect: Toon Fighter

I approve of this plan.

[UncertainKitten]

EBWOP: WITH A WHOLE TON OF UNDERSTATED PASSION!!!! I DON'T EVEN NEED EXPLANATION POINTS ALL THE TIME TO EXPRESS MY MANLY SPIRIT!

[SaintKerrigan]

"Out of curiosity, why'd you choose to talk about power this morning?"

"Same reason we're doing this: [REDACTED]. At least it's entertaining along the way."

"And I suppose you had that part redacted because you're going to let the audience read this, right?"

"Mmhmm."

Vote Count 2.5

(7) animorpherv1: Super Smash Bros. Fan, Andrius, Seraphim, AlmasterGM, Twomz, CSL, Toon Fighter

Not Voting: Espeonage, caelum, Espeonage, manho, Zazier, UncertainKitten, animorpherv1, Mafuyu

With 14 players alive, it takes 8 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 at 4:00 p.m. CST.

Election Count ????!

(2) Super Smash Bros. Fan: Super Smash Bros. Fan, caelum
(2) Toon Fighter: AlmasterGM, UncertainKitten
(1) Andrius: animorpherv1
(1) animorpherv1: Espeonage

[CSL]

L-1. Hammer tiem?

[Mafuyu]

Sure.

Elect: Toon Fighter
Elect: Toon Fighter
Elect: Toon Fighter
Elect: Toon Fighter
Elect: Toon Fighter
Elect: Toon Fighter
Elect: Toon Fighter
Elect: Toon Fighter
Vote: Animorpherv1

[AlmasterGM]

I would have liked more Toon Fighter votes before hammer, but whatever.

[Seraphim]

Um, I was just going to post that we should [REDACTED] a little before hammering. I still have my [REDACTED]-[REDACTED] [REDACTED] so I could lay down some serious pain. But...whatever, whatever. I guess I can [REDACTED] it tomorrow or something.

[Andrius]

Elect: Toon Fighter

Hopefully the lynch doesn't prevent this, as we kinda' need the election results.

AlmasterGM,

I await the arrival of whatever goodies (preferable edible) you may leave tonight. <3

<3,

Andy

If Seraphim loses his DayKill/dies I will be a sad panda.

[Twomz]

Elect: toon fighter

Sera should nail mafuyu imo for ending the day like that.

[Andrius]

Yeah, that wouldn't be a bad shot...

BUT. We should kill Twomz now, before he and I are left alone again.

[Twomz]

Yeah, that wouldn't be a bad shot...

BUT. We should kill Twomz now, before he and I are left alone again.

do I have to try to get a wagon going on you now Andrius?

[Andrius]

Yeah, that wouldn't be a bad shot...

BUT. We should kill Twomz now, before he and I are left alone again.

do I have to try to get a wagon going on you now Andrius?

No, I was just trying to be funny.
Meanie.

[SaintKerrigan]

Vote Count 3.6

(8) animorpherv1: Super Smash Bros. Fan, Andrius, Seraphim, AlmasterGM, Twomz, CSL, Toon Fighter, Mafuyu

Not Voting: caelum, Espeonage, manho, Zazier, UncertainKitten, animorpherv1

With 14 players alive, it takes 8 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 at 4:00 p.m. CST.

Election Count ????!

(10) Toon Fighter: AlmasterGM, UncertainKitten, Mafuyu, Mafuyu, Mafuyu, Mafuyu, Mafuyu, Mafuyu, Mafuyu, Mafuyu

(2) Super Smash Bros. Fan: Super Smash Bros. Fan, caelum
(1) Andrius: animorpherv1
(1) animorpherv1: Espeonage

- A Lynch Majority has been Achieved -

"Yet again their decision is swift."

"They sure know who they want to kill, don't they? Very well, I guess I'll see to them."

"Don't forget about the election."

"As if I could..."

* * *

"Let's try to lynch Ani again," Super Smash Bros. Fan suggested. "Who's with me?"

"Aye," replies Andrius, Seraphim, AlmasterGM, Twomz, CSL, Toon Fighter, and Mafuyu.

"Okay, let's get 'im, then."

"This is a big mistaaaaaaaake!" animorpherv1 wails.

"Ani's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight," manho agrees.

"Oh, knock it off," Andrius is going to retort. "Spooky voices ain't gonna save ya."

Suddenly, a ruler materialized out of thin air, whacked Andrius' right hand, and disappeared again. "Yeowch!" he groans. "What was that?"

"The collective spirit of grammar teachers throughout many histories." You all turn to look as Charles stands in the classroom doorway. "I see you've made a decision. If you'll follow me..."

Turning around, I walked out of the classroom and entered the room across the all. I make sure everyone follows me in, and soon everyone will stand in a large white-marble room, with an electric chair on one end and a massive statue of a seated man on the other. Some of you recognized who this person was...

Suddenly, the statue is going to bellow, "I am Abraham Lincoln! Who is the one who has--"

"Too early!" Charles waves his hands. "You ruined the effect, you old piece of [REDACTED]!"

"Oops, sorry about that," Lincoln apologized. "Carry on." He falls silent.

Charles cleared his throat. "As I was going to say, strap animorpherv1 to the electric chair!"

Gleefully, people proceeded to do as Charles commands, and before long animorpherv1 was securely fastened to the electric chair, screaming and hollering pitifully.

Seraphim announces, "I get to--"

"Dibs," Toon Fighter cut in.

"--flip the switch. DANGIT, TOON! IT'S MY TURN!"

"On the contrary," Charles is responding, "one of the privileges of being elected means Toon Fighter gets to flip the switch. Hit it, Toon!"

"With pleasure," Toon Fighter replies while Seraphim gives Charles the bird and sulks quietly. Toon Fighter flicks the switch, and electricity arcs through animorpherv1's body, causing his already frenzied screaming to intensify. His body will try to spasm, but his binds are holding him tight.

"No!" manho screeches, and he dashes up to the chair to try and free animorpherv1. Consequently, he begins to be electrocuted, too. All of you are going to watch, but not do anything about it.

Finally, Charles will make a motion to Toon Fighter, and he turns the chair off. By now, neither animorpherv1 nor manho are moving. No Tiggers or Rabbits in their stead, either.

"Well, that was a bit unexpected," Charles will say. He gestured toward the statue. "Meanwhile, let me introduce you to a friend of mine..."

"I am Abraham Lincoln!" the statue said again. "Who is the one who has been elected?"

Charles nods to Toon Fighter. "That'd be me," he is going to answer.

"Step over to my throne!"

Excitedly, Toon Fighter does so. "Are you gonna give me some awesome powers, old statue?" he inquired.

Lincoln looks down at him. "Kneel, and receive your reward!"

Toon Fighter does so, and a couple tons of rotten tomatoes fall from the ceiling and squash Toon Fighter beneath them. "This is all that ever comes from politics and government," Lincoln will say sternly. "Anarchy for the win!"

"Thank you, Abe." Charles looked at everyone. "Now, if the rest of you will follow me, let's go back to the classroom and see who or what those two dead people really were..."

He is turning around and leaving Lincoln's room, with the rest of you (including Toon Fighter, who has dug himself out of the pile of rotten tomatoes) in tow. You enter the classroom, and are a bit alarmed to see a dead donkey lying on one of the desks, an ice pick shoved through his head.

"Please, take your seats, people." Charles looks up and to his right. "Marley, the board, if you please..."

animorpherv1,

Serial Killer

,

Third Party

, was barbecued (lynched) on Day 3.

manho,

Winnie the Pooh (and friends)

,

Third Party

, electrocuted himself (committed suicide) on Day 3.

Eeyore,

Eeyore

,

Unknown

, shoved an ice pick through his head on Day 3.

Toon Fighter won the

Election

, and consequently had a couple of tons of rotten tomatoes dumped on him on Day 3.

It is now Night 3. Deadline is on Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 at 3:00 p.m. CST

[SaintKerrigan]

Sorry for being late, something came up in one of the real worlds...

Anyway, Night 3 is over. Day will break once I've resolved actions.

[SaintKerrigan]

"Is everyone there?"

"No, sir, not everyone."

"Excluding the ones who suffered a terrible stroke of luck last night?

"In that case, yes, everyone's there."

"Then play the audio file and the movie, while I make my way there."

* * *

[REDACTED] woke up and decided to go for a walk. [REDACTED] overslept and missed most of the day's proceedings- not like anyone noticed [REDACTED] absence; after all, [REDACTED] was [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] first entered the meadows, and went about gathering flowers into a bunch. [REDACTED] then heard a loud rumbling noise, and looked down to see [REDACTED] was standing on railroad tracks. Leaping to the side [REDACTED] narrowly avoided a freight train from making contact with [REDACTED].

After the walk through the meadows [REDACTED] came across a lake. Sitting on the shore of the lake [REDACTED] admired the scenery, when a mermaid came up from under the water. She was the most beautiful woman [REDACTED] had ever seen, and [REDACTED] admired her beauty. She pulled a sword out from under the water and said in a soothing voice, "Have you come to reclaim your sword, [REDACTED], [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED]?"

Puzzled, [REDACTED] tried to speak but no words came out. The mermaid sighed and sank back under the waves, disappearing into the depths. As [REDACTED] mourned her departure, a shadow fell over the ground on which [REDACTED] stood. [REDACTED] looked up to see a giant wooden bunny flying towards [REDACTED].

The last thing that went through [REDACTED] mind was a two-by-four.

* * *

"What the [REDACTED] was that?" one of you whispered.

"Shh, they're putting a movie on!" another would have hushed."

* * *

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* * *

The movie is going to pause, and Charles walked in. "Enjoying the movie?" he inquires. "Either way, I'd like all of you to turn around."

Everyone would have done so, and you see an open door way, portraying a beautiful sight:

Spoiler: REDACTED

"I thought today would be a good day to have a break," Charles is going to inform all of everyone.

"Hot diggity!" you screams, and like bulls on parade stampede your way through the door. Once you get through, however, all that would greet your eyes was this:

Spoiler: REDACTED

"[REDACTED]" All of you groan.

"Just kidding!" Charles shouted as he stepped through the doorway, which is going to disappear behind him. He had a Cheshire grin on his face. "Can't believe you fell for that. Well, here's the deal: the quicker you lynch, the faster you can get out of here. Not that I expect any trouble with being quick."

"Who's dead?" one of you is shouting.

Charles will sigh. "Do a [REDACTED] head count!" He turned around and dives into a lava pool.

Sighing disgustedly, everyone is performing a head count...

caelum was remorselessly terminated on Night 3.

Day 4 has begun. With 11 players alive, it takes 6 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Wednesday, September 8th, 2010 at 4:00 p.m. CST

[SaintKerrigan]

You may post now.

[Andrius]

WELP.
That was interesting. :S

@ AGM: </3
No caelum flip makes me a sad panda.
@ Toon Fighter: Did anything else happen to you, besides the tomato dealio?
@ Seraphim: You stil have your DayKill?

[CSL]

Happy that ani and manho flipped Third Party.

caelum flip lacking.

[Andrius]

I forgot about them. lol
Its almost like we're on D2 again, after lynching them.