Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[UncertainKitten]

But you see! No townies have been killed yet! THEREFORE, we have TIME TO ELIMINATE YOU LIKE THE TRASH YOU ARE!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

[Andrius]

UK, YOU NEED TO VOTE MANHO.
BANDWAGON HO!

[animorpherv1]

You guys are not making it any better for me, but I refuse to have to give someone else this crappy spot ATM.

[UncertainKitten]

FIIIIIIIIIIINE! MANHO IT IS!

Unvote, VOTE MANHO!

[Andrius]

THERE WE GO UK.
THERE WE GO.

ONE SMALL STEP FOR UK, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR THIS TOWN!

[animorpherv1]

While I'm at it, could I get some tips on how to be more pro-town? Almost everything I do in every game is taken as anti-town. And no "just do the opposite of what you're doing now" that doesn't help.

[animorpherv1]

And most of you are probably going to end up on my list of people to never play with again, for constantly bashing me.

[UncertainKitten]

To be fair, I'm merely projecting my MANLY SOUL! I do not mean to bash the weak, but I CANNOT ABIDE by a foe who just ROLLS OVER AND GIVES UP! THAT'S AGAINST THE DAI GURREN WAY!

[animorpherv1]

Right now there are 3 things I'm not going to do in this game:

Self-Lynch/Self-kill
Rage (I'm likley to hurt as many people that hurt me. I DO NOT want this to happen)
Win (my only 3rd Party win was a loss for 98% of the game, so I consider it a loss most of the time, if it makes any sense)

[animorpherv1]

Oh yeah, a fouth. Replace out.

[Andrius]

And most of you are probably going to end up on my list of people to never play with again, for constantly bashing me.

I'm hating the role, not the player.

And life is rough ATM, so I apologize for being pissy, but it just plain

sucks

at times... major let-down last night...

[AlmasterGM]

And life is rough ATM, so I apologize for being pissy, but it just plain sucks at times... major let-down last night...

What happen, get rejected?

Animorph, nobody hates you as a person. You just happen to be scum, and we found you. A hole in the game setup was that people knew you had a preference for scum. Nothing can be done to fix that. And I certainly respect you for not being a douchebag and replacing out / self-killing. Perhaps you could try being more agreeable / trying to blend in more to appear more protown in the future? I'm not exactly sure, but you do seem to stick out a lot in general, though, and hiding in plain sight is pretty hard to pull off.

ALSO, CAN EVERYBODY STOP CAPS LAWKEING ALL THE TIME, IT IS ANNOYING EVEN WHEN FATE DOES IT, AND HE IS THE BEST AT IT. CAPS LAWKE RAGE ONLY WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING TO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE ABOUT. HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF SOMETHING WHERE CAPS LAWKE WOULD BE APPROPRIATE:

CAELUM, STOP LURKING AND GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND POST.

Here's an example of something not worth CAPS LAWKEING over:

@Everybody - Who is your top pick for scum other than the lover duo?

[UncertainKitten]

CAPS LOCK IS ALSO PASSIONATE AND COOL! AND I AM THE AVATAR OF MODERN COOLNESS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

ANYWAY, I...admittedly have not figured out who else is scum trying to infiltrate my DAI GURREN DAN! However, if I were to guess, it's SOMEONE PUSHING THE ANI/MANHO lynch! While it's TACTICALLY CORRECT AT THIS TIME, it DOES provide a convenient distraction from ACTUAL SCUMHUNTING!

[Andrius]

CAPS LOCK IS ALSO PASSIONATE AND COOL! AND I AM THE AVATAR OF MODERN COOLNESS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

THIS.

What happen, get rejected?

Not rejected persay.
I fell for her, but I didn't have the chance to say goodbye, and now I have no way of seeing her before I leave in 2 weeks, and there's not much hope I'll see her before then. So yeah. Last night was my last chance, but she wasn't there...

There's definitely scum/SKs on the manho/Ani wagon, no doubt about it. But given that the target is scum/SK, its even better, so.

[animorpherv1]

@All:

I may just be a little upset because in another game I was ejected from the game after failing to acheive my win con as a 3rd Party 2 Day Phases earlier rather then just changing alingments or something.

But I've never won as a SK. That's one of the reasons I like it. I really wanna win a game as that once. Also, I like killing roles (this includes Vig, so yeah)

@AGM:

Thanks for the compliments. I will definaltey think that over.

[Super Smash Bros. Fan]

Unvote

Vote: animorpherv1

HoS: manho

While I do think that Manho/animorpherv1 are not town, the manho bandwagon went

way

too fast. It's not even twelve hours and we put manho at L-1. Plus not everyone has gotten the chance to speak yet (Namely CSL, caelum, Espeonage, Nobody Special, and manho). We should not lynch until at least twelve people have given out at least one content-filled post in the game. I'm not saying we have to wait until the deadline to lynch, but let's give people a chance to speak.

Until then, my vote will be on animorpherv1. I will switch back to manho once he has the oppertunity to defend himself.

As for my other suspects, I'm not liking Nobody Special. He doesn't even attempt to justify his vote on Mafuyu and clearly said that he didn't have evidence supporting that he was scum. His reason for believing the claim is also incredibly poor with his only reason being "the game isn't normal.". He posts a lot, but said very little game-related contents along the way. If animorpherv1 is mafia and not third-party, I wouldn't be surprised if Nobody Special was his buddy.

I also agree with AlmasterGM in where caelum needs to stop active lurking as well.

[Mafuyu]

@SSBF: FYI, Mafuyu's last....every game (except one) has been with NS. He ALWAYS does a vague Mafuyu vote. So strike that off your tell list on NS, because it's getting to be habitual more than anything else.

[AlmasterGM]

SSBF, stop trying so hard to act like like town, you aren't fooling anybody.

Andrius, I feel you bro.

[UncertainKitten]

...WAIT! HE'S AT L-1!?

Unvote!

[UncertainKitten]

ALSO! No one else vote Manho! There's a possibility he's still at L-1!

[SaintKerrigan]

Vote Count 1.3

(7) manho: AlmasterGM, Seraphim, Mafuyu, Super Smash Bros., Twomz, animorpherv1, Andrius

(1) animorpherv1: UncertainKitten

Not Voting: CSL, Espeonage, Toon Fighter, caelum, Espeonage, manho, Nobody Special

With 14 players alive, it takes 8 votes to lynch.
Deadline is on Sunday, August 29th, 2010 at 3:00 p.m. CST.

- A Lynch Majority has been Achieved -

"It's over already?"

"Indeed."

"That was quick. Well, I guess I better get in character. How about distracting them while I prep up?"

"As you wish."

* * *

All of you was arguing, and the suddenly AlmasterGM stepped up and says, "Ani, you totally scum, dude, but we gonna lynch you lover first because we mean like that."

"!lord Good" animorpherv1 will gasp. "!wouldn't You"

"Meesa gonna die-die!" manho exclaimed.

"Wait!" protests UncertainKitten. "We must take time to think about this!"

THWOK!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"!manho" animorpherv1 cries.

Rush to look everyone will. In the middle of the floor is a secret trapdoor, which had just opened up. Down below is only blackness. "manho's gone," Super Smash Bros. Fan reports, after doing a head count.

"N-n-no I'm not."

Everyone whirls to look. Cowering under the conference table is...

"Aw, [REDACTED]," Seraphim groans.

"ARE YOU MOTHERLOVIN' KIDDING ME?!?" Andrius shouted. "HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!?!"

"Easy," said Charles, catching everyone's attention. "He never fell down there." I will point at the video screen. Everyone looks as an image is shown.

"No fajitan way, man," AlmasterGM moans.

"This is sick," Mafuyu is going to say, in reference to the mangled corpse.

"I'm sure the sight isn't pretty," Charles commented. "However, time is of the essence. Due to a *cough* unexplained *cough* phenomenon, the rotation speed of the planet just underwent rapid acceleration and deceleration, meaning it's almost the start of night. Please return to your sleeping areas immediately, and remember the curfew. Have a pleasant sleep."

Glumly everyone left the conference room.

* * *

"Shortest day ever?"

"You could say that. I even managed to botch one of my lines."

"Unfortunate. But they never noticed."

"True, but the boss doesn't like it when we accidentally reveal something we aren't supposed to."

"Like we're doing right now?"

"Wait, the audience vision is on? Sh-"

Rabbit,

Rabbit

,

Unknown

, was dropped into a ginormous pit (lynched) on Day 2.

It is now Night 2. Deadline is on Thursday, August 19th, 2010, at 10:00 a.m. CST. (You get extra time because I'm not resolving actions that late at night. )

And before you ask: yes, the vote count is perfectly correct.

[SaintKerrigan]

The deadline is being pushed to 1:30 p.m. CST because of work interference. You may continue to send actions until this new time.

[SaintKerrigan]

Night 2 is now over. Day will break once I resolve night actions.

[SaintKerrigan]

"And this is the part where I tell the audience that there is no ambiguous discussion going on in this scene."

* * *

A good number of you groan when you enter the new location.

"Yes," Charles is going to say, "this is a classroom. Today, you're going to learn about the concept of power.

"Hey, we know about that already!" someone shouted.

"But you've never experienced it. Not in true form." Charles glances upward. "Marley, the subject, if you please."

A door underneath the chalkboards will open up and two pigs walked in. "This is a pig," Charles announces flatly. "I am going to tell the first pig that I am going to kill him unless he runs to the back of the classroom. Observe closely."

He glared at the pig. "Onka, if you don't run to the back of the classroom, I'm going to kill you."

The pig oinked indifferently, and a few of you are going to giggle. Then Charles points his finger at the second pig, and a blue arc of electricity shoots from his finger, which caused the pig to explode in a gory, grotesque mess. This is going to cease your laughter.

Charles will turn back to the first pig. "Onka, do as I told you or you suffer Willibilli's fate." Immediately the first pig darted to the back of the classroom.

"As you can see, when I first threatened Onka, he felt that I had no power, and thus ignored my command. After I clearly demonstrated my power, Onka was much more interested in obeying my commands."

"So what's your point?" someone inquired belatedly.

Charles smiles. "That part, I leave for you to figure out."

"Cop-out!"

Charles is looking at the person who says that and will raise his hand. The offender cowered accordingly.

"Lesson's over," Charles is going to announce. "Time to get back to what you do best: exercising your survival instinct." He turns away from the lectern and walks toward the door.

"Hey, wait! Did anyone die last night?"

Charles sneered. "We don't need to take a math class, do we? Count the people who're here."

Everyone does so. "Fourteen!" A person announced. "We're all still alive!"

Charles will nod. "As you were, then." Calmly he is going to trot out the door and close it with a loud

bam!

One of you smiles. "Anyone wanna use the chalkboard and play Hangman?"

Willibilli,

Brutally Abused Pig

,

Unknown

, was explodified by alien weapons on Morning 3.

Day 3 has begun. Deadline is on Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 at 4:00 p.m. CST.
With 14 alive, it takes 8 votes to lynch.

[SaintKerrigan]

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