Scumstorm 2011: Fabio's Revenge (August 25-29, 2011)

[TheLonging]

It's not about the sack. I've got plenty of that.

That's what he said?

[Internet Stranger]

Our stripper neighbor has invited Xine to amatuer night at the club she works at, which happens to fall on the 21st.

/in

[Ythill]

That post goes very well with your avatar.

[ReaperCharlie]

And dont forget about the dancing girls.

Our stripper neighbor has invited Xine to amatuer night at the club she works at, which happens to fall on the 21st.

RC, I already sent you busking tips. The other option is hitchhiking. If you stay on I-5, there is no reason it should take you longer than two days to get here (probably it will only take 1) and it's

free

.

Yeah. Thanks for those, I may use them some day.

The other problem we had was that it'll already take so long to get there and back that we'd only be able to be there for about a day.

The cons just outweighed the pros. By a lot. Also, I couldn't convince SpyreX to come...

[Ythill]

The cons just outweighed the pros.

Hence me adding naked girls.

Anyway... I promised y'all an itinerary.

Friday:

From around 2pm until sometime in the late afternoon or early evening, we will be getting the guest suite set up, doing shopping, etc. Consensus seems to be that a bar meetup on Friday is good. I'm assuming we will leave for that between 4 and 5:30pm, be back a 3-4 hours later. Someone will be available at the guest suite if people want to show up and get settled in, or they can meet us at the bar. By mid-evening we should all be back at the suite having a good time.

The complex is repaving the parking lot on Friday, but will be finished by 7pm. So expect a lot of confusion if you expect to park a car here on Friday before then. Sorry.

Saturday:

In-house cooking. BBQ day. Lots of gaming. Saturday is the time to show up if you can only come one day. I'd rather not plan it too specifically, though I'd be interested in running a no-to-low stakes poker tournament in the evening if we have enough players.

Sunday:

Since Al isn't coming, we will not have a BBQ on Sunday. Some people will have burned out or headed home. The evening should be mellow. Probably a good time for a RPG one-shot, a movie night, or something that's more oriented to an intimate group.

Damn, I suck at making itineraries. Anyone planning on arriving between 4pm and 10pm on Friday and who wants to meet us at the bar should PM me a cell-phone number and I'll text mine back.

Parking:

Still haven't figured this out but we have the Park-n-Ride as a fallback and I have a couple of other ideas to check out. It may not be much of a problem because we're intending to move our van which means we can park two extra cars after 7pm on Friday. People who are arriving earlier or staying longer can be shuttled or take public trans.

Chairs:

We got it figured out. Miyu, you still might want to bring a couple, just in case. No harm in having extras.

[shaft.ed]

naked girls are missing form the itinerary

[Sudo_Nym]

Well, Xine could easily fulfill the weekend's naked girl quota all by herself, should she desire to.

[Ythill]

Stop underestimating my naked girl quota.

[Sudo_Nym]

I'm just saying. 72 hours of naked Xine ought to be enough naked girl for anyone. Of course, I keep forgetting your particular brand of sexual deviancy requires you to fuck somebody every 24 hours, lest your testicles explode, I imagine.

[Xine]

Ythill knows every squre inch of my naked body, no, I don't even count twords his naked girl quota...everyone else may get a kick out of it though. I somehow doubt it's going to happen.

[Sudo_Nym]

It's a nice thought, though.

[Thestatusquo]

the conversations that go on on this site in the threads I don't visit never cease to amaze me. Keep up the good work fellas (and ladies)

[Ythill]

Thanks, boss.

Are we going to spend the entire meet trash-talking Canadians and making lewd jokes about my wife?

(probably)

I got confirmations from a few of my MW friends. Though a poorly timed camping trip means that a few can't make it, some others are excited about the prospect.

[xRECKONERx]

I really wanted to come visit you guys for this, but Caffwagon depleted what little funds I had leftover.
Have fun, guys.

OH AND IF THERE ARE ANY AWESOME HOOKUPS PLEASE POST THEM IN GUYS PT 2 OR THIS THREAD THANKS

[SocioPath]

Logistically, Brandi could have theoretically gone to both, as she happens to be on the east coast until the day of this meet, where she is flying into the city of which this meet is being held.

[shaft.ed]

OH AND IF THERE ARE ANY AWESOME HOOKUPS PLEASE POST THEM IN GUYS PT 2 OR THIS THREAD THANKS

when did this site become swingers.net?

[xRECKONERx]

I don't think one hookup means it's swingers.net.

[ReaperCharlie]

ew gross. we didn't want to see that reck. (you/dram)

[Ythill]

I seriously doubt there will be hookups. Now, maybe if Nu was on the guest list...

I really wanted to come visit you guys for this, but Caffwagon depleted what little funds I had leftover.

Then I'll repeat two things I've said to others who couldn't make it. If all goes well, I will be willing to host one of these periodically. Maybe every year. If that happens, it will get larger and more fun with age, and I'll have a big house by this time next year. Secondly, remamber that I'm usually open to hosting out-of-towners whenever so... if you ever find yourself headed to the Pacific Northwest, drop me a PM to take advantage of free crash space.

Zorb will be here in about 25 hours! This is going to be so much fun!

[ReaperCharlie]

Take tooooons of pictures, Ythill!!!

[Sudo_Nym]

Zorb will be here in about 25 hours! This is going to be so much fun!

I could be there in 20 minutes, but I guess me visiting just isn't much fun...

[Xine]

Sudo, don't be such a whiner, you are plenty of fun to hang out with. when will you get here? are you going to the tugboat?

[Sudo_Nym]

I'm still trying to figure out my schedule; technically, I'm supposed to work a double shift tomorrow, one in the morning and one in the evening. I'm hoping to trade at least the evening one, though I'll probably still get stuck working two straight shifts then. Hopefully, I'll manage to work it to get off on time. Now that I'm trying to get into drinking, I wouldn't want to miss a guided tour, would I?

[Xine]

GL with that, and I guess the drinking would be a good(?) experience...btw, this is me getting some cleaning done before Scumstorm begins...

[Sudo_Nym]

I don't claim that drinking will ever be a good experience, or that I'll ever enjoy it like others seem to, but I figure it couldn't hurt to try it a few times. I can always go back to not drinking. And assuming that my shifts work out like I hope they will, I should be able to get to your place before 4, which is the time Scotty (that's right, I said it!) said you guys'd be getting ready to head over, so yeah.