Gears of War Mafia (Over!)

[Fate]

YEAH MPR SHOT ME AND GUESS WHO WATCHED ME?

SOCRATES.

WE FUCKIN QUICKLYNCHED HIM WITH A GUILTY ON SCUM.

FUCKIN ASS

[ReaperCharlie]

Ha, I can live with that. Jack deserved his win

This. Though I'm really not too disappointed in how it all ended up, actually...

But I do hope Fate, Reck, and DGB learn how not to be so scummy when town.

Ugh. This game was terrible overall but I am happy for Jack. Well played.

[Fate]

REAPER SCUMMY MY ASS. YOU THINK THE WHOLE SCUMTEAM PILED ON HAYLEN, YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE SECRET VOTER THAT WOULDVE HAMMERED HAYLEN, AND YOU LET ME GET HAMMERED AS BULLETPROOF WHO KNEW JACK WAS SCUM (ASK FUCKIN SHOTTY I GUESSED THE SETUP THE SECOND I DIED)

MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO L2READ PLAYERS LIKE US.

[ReaperCharlie]

<3 Fate

Good job Jack.

[Fate]

WHY DO YOU KEEP RETURNING MY RAGE WITH LOVE?

NOTHING YOU DO MAKES SENSE?

AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU CAN'T PACIFY FATE WITH WARM FUZZIES! HE HAS NO HEART

[MehPlusRawr]

HI GUYS I CAN PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON TOO.



ANYWAYS.


SCREW THIS GAME. IT WOULD BE OVER HAD WE SUBMITTED A KILL. WHY WOULD WE NEED TO SUBMIT A KILL WHEN THERE'S AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF SCUM AND TOWN? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. NOW I'M GOING TO BASH MY HEAD INTO A WALL, THANKS, SEE YOU ALL LATER.

[Jack]

WHY WOULD WE NEED TO SUBMIT A KILL WHEN THERE'S AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF SCUM AND TOWN?

you didn't know there was a serial killer? How? What?

Also if you'd killed reaper I would have won without the voting bit. Being double bulletproof and all.

WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL ANYONE THE WHOLE GAME? DID YOU LIKE TRY AND KILL FATE 3 TIMES IN A ROW?

[MehPlusRawr]

We attempted killing Fate twice, and I think Jack once.

http://www.quicktopic.com/44/H/SQWuVPjp9eV

[MehPlusRawr]

I thought Fate was a BP sk, but apparently not.

[ReaperCharlie]

Nuggets of gold from the scum quicktopic:

"Hiyalen. Basically, I'm busy being 50 pages behind and pretending to be a VI. Somehow I haven't been lynched or modkilled yet." - MPR

"Didn't deserve that win. I read less pages than you.
I think the only thing I was impressed with was that I managed to set up a good fake claim with only a name given to me." - Hayl

"Welp, I killed Fate, and it didn't work. Twice in a row. I think he's an SK. Dunno who to kill now though." - MPR

"Strangled using tentacles...kinky " - Hayl

[Shotty to the Body]

Night Actions

N1

MPR kills Fate (fails)
Jack kills Kise
BC gives Locust Detector to xRECKONERx
Socrates watches Fate
DGB and kunk give no action

N2

kunkstar7 protects Fate
BC gives BP Vest to Jack
Jack kills Sensfan
MPR kills Fate (fails)
DGB gives Locust Detector to xRECKONERx

N3

kunkstar7 protects ReaperCharlie
karma kills ReaperCharlie (fails)
Jack kills BC
BC gives Pistol to Jack
xRECKONERx investigates Jack (Non-Locust)

N4

Haylen kills xRECKONERx
kunkstar7 protects ReaperCharlie
Jack kills ReaperCharlie (fails)

N5

Jack uses the Pistol to kill MPR
No action from Haylen

[Shotty to the Body]

These are the templates for the Role PMs.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Dominic Santiago, Serial Killer

. During the war with the Locust you lost your wife Maria and when you finally found her you had to end her life… How could they do this to you? It isn’t fair! “You’ll show them how cruel the world can be,” you think to yourself as you rev your chainsaw.

Faction

Your own.

Abilities

Vote: You may vote for the player you wish to see lynched each day.
Chainsaw: Once per night you may PM me the name of a player to kill. Your kill method is

sawed

.
“Get up!” (Passive): The first kill made against you will fail.

Win Con

You win when you make up half the town or nothing can prevent the same.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Queen Myrrah, Locust Godmother

. You lead the Locust forces against the humans above and the lambent below. It is you who rule the Horde and will safeguard it from all threats, even if that means exterminating all human vermin.

Faction

Locust: Each night the Locust make one group kill determined by the Godmother. Please remember to specify which member of the group is making the kill and that active abilities and the kill are mutually exclusive in a single night. If necessary, the Godmother has the final say in the kill action.

Abilities

Vote: You may vote for the player you wish to see lynched each day.
Tentacle: Using one of your prehensile tendrils, you may perform the Locust night kill. Your kill method is

strangled

.
Honor Guard (Passive): The first kill made against you will fail.

Safe-claim

You know that

Dizzy Wallin

is not in the game.

Win Con

You win when your faction makes up a majority of the town or nothing can prevent the same.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

General RAAM, Locust Double-voter

. You are the Locust’s general in the field, commander of forces and deadly warrior to boot. You and your sword will serve the Queen to the death.

Faction

Locust: Each night the Locust make one group kill determined by the Godmother. Please remember to specify which member of the group is making the kill and that active abilities and the kill are mutually exclusive in a single night. If necessary, the Godmother has the final say in the kill action.

Abilities

Vote: You may vote for the player you wish to see lynched each day.
Secret Vote: You have an additional secret vote in addition to your normal one. You may move this vote by PMing me. This vote will be represented in the vote counts, but will not appear to have a source. For example:

Shotty to the Body (4) –

Bob, Steve, Joe
Sword: Using your sword, you may perform the Locust kill at night. Your kill method is

impaled

.

Safe-claim

You know that

Colonel Hoffman

is not in the game.

Win Con

You win when your faction makes up a majority of the town or nothing can prevent the same.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Sniper Drone, Locust Goon

. You are a foot soldier of the Horde, you serve your General and your Queen and you have never known anything else. With your trusty rifle in hand, you are ready to kill.

Faction

Locust: Each night the Locust make one group kill determined by the Godmother. Please remember to specify which member of the group is making the kill and that active abilities and the kill are mutually exclusive in a single night. If necessary, the Godmother has the final say in the kill action.

Abilities

Vote: You may vote for the player you wish to see lynched each day.
Sniper: Using your rifle, you may perform the Locust kill at night. Your kill method is

lobotomized

.

Safe-claim

You know that

Marcus Fenix

is not in the game.

Win Con

You win when your faction makes up the majority of the town or nothing can prevent the same.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Chairman Prescott, Vanilla COG

. As one of the few remaining politicians on the planet, you think you would have more influence don’t you? Unfortunately, out here status doesn’t seem to matter all that much.

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: You may vote for the player you wish to see lynched each day.

Win con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Cole Train, COG Doctor

. A famous thrashball player and now hardcore Gear, you are the badass of men and a life-saver, literally in this case. You better get pumped Cole Train because this game may be the hardest you’ve ever played.

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: You may vote for the player you wish to see lynched each day.
Doctor: Each night you may PM me the name of a player, they will be protected from the first kill made against them that night.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Daimon Baird, COG Inventor

. You’re known for your loud mouth and sarcastic wit, as well as your fantastic technical skills. Despite the general lack of gear around here, you’ve managed to scrounge up some parts and when you have time you can build something for somebody.

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: You may vote for the player you wish to see lynched each day.
Inventor: Each day, you may PM me the name of a player and one of your inventions for that player to receive the next night. You have the parts for a

Pistol, Locust Detector, Bullet-proof Vest, and a Tranquilizer.

Each invention has

one use

and performs the following actions, respectively: Kill, Cop, NK-Proof, and Roleblock. Objects with active effects will be used when the player who receives the object chooses.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Minh Young Kim, Vanilla COG

. As a Lieutenant in the COG, you serve your country with dedication and bravery. Without any confirmed orders you can’t go ‘by the book’ so you’ve agreed to let the group decide collaboratively who is the menace among them.

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: Each day you may vote for the player you wish to see lynched.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of Wars Mafia, NAME! You are

Anthony Carmine, COG Mason

. You and your brother, Benjamin, have both been assigned to a unit together for the first time. Being the only COG members deigning to wear helmets you can have private chats at any time!

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: Each day you may vote for the player you wish to see lynched.
Brothers-in-arms (Passive): You know NAME is Benjamin Carmine, COG Mason, and is town aligned.
Helmet Chat (Passive): You may converse privately with Benjamin here (link) at any time.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of Wars Mafia, NAME! You are

Benjamin Carmine, COG Mason

. You and your brother, Anthony, have both been assigned to a unit together for the first time. Being the only COG members deigning to wear helmets you can have private chats at any time!

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: Each day you may vote for the player you wish to see lynched.
Brothers-in-arms (Passive): You know NAME is Anthony Carmine, COG Mason, and is town aligned.
Helmet Chat (Passive): You may converse privately with Anthony here (link) at any time.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Tai Kaliso, Vanilla COG

. A veteran COG soldier and islander, you signed up for the military despite the bias against your race. No one who has seen you fought has ever brought up that bias again.

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilites

Vote: Each day you may vote for the player you wish to see lynched.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Jack, Bullet-Proof COG

. You are the robot assistant of Delta Squad, hacking computers, slicing doors, and generally providing support to the team. You’re also equipped with a cloaking device, how handy! Dispatched to this god-forsaken nowhere, even you can’t immediately pick out the enemies in your midst.

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: You may vote for the player you wish to see lynched each day.
Cloak (Passive): All kills made against you will fail.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Anya Stroud, COG Watcher

. As Marcus’ not-so-secret girlfriend and the handler of Delta Squad, you spend a lot of time monitoring various people and events. Being in the field is a bit new to you, but you’ll do your best to give the Gears all the support they’re used to.

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: Each day you may vote for the player you wish to see lynched.
Monitor: Each day you may PM me the name of a player, you will be informed of all players that visit your target that night.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Welcome to Gears of War Mafia, NAME! You are

Franklin Tsoko, Stranded 1-Shot Busdriver and Inventor

. A friend of Dom Santiago, you were one of the people helping him find his wife. Because of him, the COG have been around far too much for your liking. Still, better the fascists then the Locust. You’ve barely got your Junker fixed up from when Dom ‘borrowed’ it, hopefully it’ll hold together.

Faction

Human: COG or not, it’s time to band together for the sake of survival. You can settle your differences later, you’d rather live to argue about it than die here at the hands of the Locust, right?

Abilities

Vote: Each day you may vote for the player you wish to see lynched.
Each day you may perform one of the following actions.
Junker: During the game, you may PM me the name of two players. The next night any action targeting the first player will target the second instead and vice versa. This ability has one use.
Inventor: Each day, you may PM me the name of a player and one of your inventions for that player to receive the following night. You have the parts for a

Locust Detector and a Tranquilizer.

Each invention has

one use

and performs the following actions, respectively: Cop and Roleblock. Objects with active effects will be used when the player who receives the object chooses.

Win Con

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

[ReaperCharlie]

"Being the only COG members deigning to wear helmets you can have private chats at any time!" <-LMAO

Also, "(fails)" sums up both the kills and the game pretty well.

[MehPlusRawr]

I TOLD KARMA TO KILL JACK.

I TOLD HER.

SERIOUSLY? >_>

[ReaperCharlie]

Lmao both me and Fate cheated death twice.

*high fives*

[Mr. Flay]

Ooof. Most painful Mafia lose ever. Seriously, how did you NOT know there was an SK in the endgame??

[ReaperCharlie]

Thanks for rubbing it in, Flay!

While you're at it, why don't you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

[Mr. Flay]

I don't have any lemon juice, though... will a Diet Coke do?

Sorry, I'm just glancing at finished games today, and this endgame stuck out... compounded with the failed kills earlier.

[MehPlusRawr]

Ooof. Most painful Mafia lose ever. Seriously, how did you NOT know there was an SK in the endgame??

I thought Kunk was the SK, and I thought that we would win regardless of submitting a kill.

[Mr. Flay]

Ah, didn't notice it was Instantaneous Night (I hate that mechanic with the fire of a thousand suns). Still, what would it have HURT to have submitted a just-in-case kill?

However, this game shows the power of BP roles most explicitly. When you just CAN'T eliminate somebody from the game, as scum, you're really hampered...

[MehPlusRawr]

It wouldn't, we were both just lazy.

[Haylen]

I just forgot it was actions were instantanious ect, not used to that mechanic. It was stressful enough replacing into a game where I know nothing about the theme, without that :/

[MehPlusRawr]

I knew nothing about the theme either.

[Shotty to the Body]

I won't be running instant night again, I was running it as an experimental mechanic and found it's just annoying for both the mod and the players.

[MehPlusRawr]

It was something more than annoying when it cost us a win.