King Of The Hill

[Zang]

*does not understand anything just said*

The power of my nOObness comes back to life and suffocates you in your sleep.

My spirits hill

read team has retaken the lead

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

The hill becomes mine by default, as I have just discovered this game.

My Hill!

[magellan]

I shoot you. In the head. Then to make sure you're dead, I shoot you in the head again. I claim that hill.
Blue team has the hill

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

ZOMBIE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Magenta team has the hill. (I am the sole member of magenta team, unless there is already a magenta team, in which case, disregard.)

[animorpherv1]

*animorph enters, music blaring*

Zombies <3 dancing to music, quite obv.

During the Zombies Dance-fest,

Cyan

team has taken control of the hill.

[magellan]

I leave this game and Join a FFA where there are no teams. I take the hill there.

[animorpherv1]

I snipe your game.

I still have the hill.

[magellan]

Look, in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's Superman, and he punched out all your blood after eating half a sandvich. I then take the hill back.

[Kairyuu]

RPG ---------> your face

My hill.

[animorpherv1]

Kairyuu gets rolled over by a tank for not claiming a team.

CYAN TEAM TAKES THE HILL.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Cyan team makes uniforms, realizes cyan is a horrid colour, and resigns the game on principle.

Magenta team owns the hill.

[animorpherv1]

Orange team

Has entered the game!

Magenta team relizes that Magenta is for girls, and turn into weak girls. Orange team betas ehem easily.

Orange Team hill.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Magenta team sits and waits until Orange team, being comprised solely of men, die of heart attacks. Magenta team then walks in and claims the hill.

[animorpherv1]

*Ambluances arrive, and bring Orange Team back to life*

Orange team is alive again! Ornage team then plants a Grenade at the feet of Magenta team, and Magenta Team blows up.

Orange team take of it's Orange uniforms and is now

Cyan

Team again!

Cyan team takes the hill!

[magellan]

LAW ---------> Your face
My Hill.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Magenta team is made up of little girls, so Orange/Cyan team is denounced for unbearable cruelty and is forced out of the hill. Magellan's post is not counted because acronyms suck. Magenta team is brought back to life by the paramedics and owns the hill again, summoning demons to protect the hill from intruders.

[magellan]

A Light Anti-tank Weapon is fired at your face
I claim the hill.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Team Magenta is not a tank, all you did was destroy your own signature.

Team Magenta's demons eat you alive and reclaim the hill.

[animorpherv1]

Team Cyan brings out GOD!!!!!

God kills deamons.

Cyan team has the hill.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Magenta team shoots Cyan team and summons both demons and angels to protect the hill.

My hill.

[Zang]

Laughs because magenta team doesn't realize that magenta isn't a color.

http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/scien ... teams hill

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Laughs even more at Zang's broken tags. Blue team runs away in shame.

Besides, weren't you red team?

Anyway.

Magenta team still has the hill.

[yabbaguy]

*Overseer: yabbaguy (Rogue) has entered game

*Overseer: yabbaguy uses

Weapon: Mr. Nuke

on Hill

*Overseer: Mysterious Mystery Man (Magenta) is killed

*Overseer:

Team Magenta

eradicated

*Overseer: yabbaguy equips

Anti-Radiation Suit

*Overseer: ATTN: yabbaguy is now the owner of the hill.

*Overseer: ATTN: 99.99% chance of radiation poisoning to those unprotected on the hill.

[Zang]

I destroy yabbguys computer put on my old radiation suit and claim the hill in the name of the RED AVENGERS OF AWESOMENESS (aka red team)

[CSL]

I blow up your hill, and make a hill on top of the unforgiving snow mountains.

Our hill