The town woke up to a wonderful day. The sun was shining, the snow was falling. And KittyMo was screaming in the distance.
KittyMo: Oh my gawd. The town square, its awful.
ScorpionX walks over.
ScorpionX: Sup?
KittyMo: The village is in chaos. It's maddening.
ScorpionX: Maddness? This is Sp -
Starbuck: Now is not the time to be putting horrible pop culture references.
MrSuave: No it's hammer time.
Nikanor: This is fail flavor. The mod just revealed who the town hammer was in the previous scene. Also your segway skills are lacking.
DTM: I'm not an English major. Plus, it's quite obvious what happened last page.
The Town: Obviously, you failed at English.
DTM: ;_;.
The Town: Get on with it!
Various posters were strung about in the middle of the street.
Kitty: Isn't someone missing?
ScorpionX: Excuse me while I take these for
myself
to determine who could have done this.
Nikanor: There are magazines too!
MrSuave: Look, he's holding a hammer!
Starbuck: That's not a hammer.
DTM: .....
Strangercoug was found dead due to a sudden loss of blood to his brain. He was prominently forgotten as the town discussed hammers, and stuff.
Strangecoug - The Vanilla Townie - died from looking naughty pictures. This is a conservative village, so heads will explode. Among other things.