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Post #0 (isolation #0) » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:21 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
GAME RULES:
1. Rather that game days and nights, we have alternating structured activities and LOCK DOWN. The lock down periods are the equivalent of night.
2. Some days will have unusual voting mechanics. Please refer to the posted schedule and rules and regulations.
3. Do not bother outguessing the mod, including guessing alignment with power roles and flavor text. The flavor text is random and for your amusement only, and the power roles are pretty lame. There aren’t many of them.
4. Do not talk about this game outside the thread.
5. If you're dead, you're dead. Do not talk AT ALL until the game is over, not even a bah post.
6. If you have any questions, complaints, or comments, PM the Moderator, especially if you are unsure about any of the rules or about your role.
7. This a medium security facility, do not expect serial killers. We have heard that 3 idiots are trying to escape, but we don’t think they have the brains to pull it off, and the whole lot of you have pretty light sentences and shots are early parole anyway. This isn’t Alcatraz. We don’t think these rumors are credible at all. It would just so stupid, the guards and wardens would lose all faith in mankind.
8. If for some reason you have editing powers, do not edit any of your posts in thread for any reason.
This is a modkillable offense.
9. Lockdown will last 72 hours from the moment a mod ends the day and locks the thread. Get any night choices you have in before that deadline, or they will not take place.
10. You may all be petty criminals, but do not use profanity under penalty of being modkilled.
11. You are in jail. You are all guilty, all of you.
12. Your life in prison will be highly structured. Every day, or period, may bring a different lynch mechanic.
13. Participation. There will be a shiv circulating that will facilitate the murder of any inmate that fails to post for more than 120 RL hours, of 5 RL days.
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DAILY SCHEDULE
Any remaining periods, if any, are repeats of periods 7 and 8.
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ENDGAMED
Minineko aka Ray-Nathan Raleigh, #489648964N, 3 years for robbery.
SpyreX aka Bucephelus Charlton, #651974842B, sentenced to 2 weeks for Malicious Mischief.
Jimmy Bob "Cooter" Remington - 787484489L - Townie turned survivor and subsequently modkilled for quoting his role PM is now dead.
Hacker Huck, Warden's Pet, aka Claude Hopper, #598656872T, sentenced to 8 weeks for Grand Theft Auto, taken to the infirmary for excessive shoving.
Max, Warden's Pet, aka Gus Goomer, #456186175R, Prison Hooch Maker, sentenced to 1 year for DUI (fifth offense), failure to appear, violation of probation - overdosed.
Super Awesome Mega Pimp!, Warden's Pet, aka Colonel Rangelbone, #051972187S, sentenced to 3 weeks for Robbery, has been completely knocked out by repeated Nutriloaves blows to the head.
farside22, aka Dexter Steerhaul, #578457847Q, sentenced to 5 yrs for second-degree manslaughter, has overdosed while in lock down.
Slicey, aka Les Feelegm, #754974547Y, sentenced to 4 months for Assault, Elder Abuse and Robbery. Silenced Day 3
WINNERS
Cobalt, aka Hunter Hogg Switch, #846486486F, sentenced to 10 days for possession
.
Jahudo, aka Tucker Einberg, #318648996V, sentenced to 4 weeks for burglary, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and attempted burglary of an occupied dwelling
Ellibereth, aka Bubba Ray Larmey, #554987987W, a 14 day sentence for felony vandalism and disorderly conduct
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Last edited by DrippingGoofball on Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:44 am, edited 13 times in total.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #1 (isolation #1) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:09 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Drrrriiiiiiinnnng!
Everyone get up! I said, up! I want you all lined up get get down to the cafeteria.
Hurry up, we're gettin' old.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #15 (isolation #2) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:28 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Only shoves in the proper format count, see Minineko, Ellibereth, SpyreX and Max's latest.
At deadline, whoever is last may not make it to the cafeteria...
Last edited by DrippingGoofball on Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:04 am, edited 2 times in total.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #22 (isolation #3) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:45 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
pwnman wrote:
(Determined by random.org)Shove:
pwnman-1
UncertainKitten-2
Minineko-3
Ellibereth-4
Jahudo-5
SpyreX-6
Max-7
farside22-8
HackerHuck-9
Super Awesome Mega Pimp!-10
Cobalt-11
Grimmy-12
Stop shoving me 10th guys! I'm nice
Wrong order! Order players first, then assign a position. It has to fit nicely in my Excel worksheet. Try again.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #25 (isolation #4) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:02 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Max wrote:
Wrong order! Order players first, then assign a position. It has to fit nicely in my Excel worksheet. Try again.
I don't get you DGB. How is pwnman's wrong yet mine is right?
Gah! Yours is wrong, too!
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #26 (isolation #5) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:11 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Last edited by DrippingGoofball on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:28 pm, edited 5 times in total.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #28 (isolation #6) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:12 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Cobalt wrote:Wait, so we have to assign a position to every player every time? We can't just shove one person?
No. It's like a domino....
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #94 (isolation #7) » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:10 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Your position is the average placement from all the shoves you receive. I could show you my spreadsheet, but all it is, is your average position!
And stand up straight, maggots!
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #104 (isolation #8) » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:45 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Sample spreadsheet:
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #135 (isolation #9) » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:22 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
YOUR DEADLINE: March 1, 6:02 EST
- If you're late, your institutional porridge might get cold and set like cement.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #195 (isolation #10) » Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:10 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
Well well well we have an escapee!
Everyone stay calm, we have sharpshooters gunning for him in the courtyard. He's probably a bloody corpse in an orange suit as we speak.
What a dumb criminal! He only had a 4 month sentence, he might have been out in a couple of weeks with good behavior!
Jimmy Bob "Cooter" Remington - 787484489L - Townie turned survivor and subsequently modkilled for quoting his role PM is now dead.
Now why don't you geniuses try getting in line????
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #197 (isolation #11) » Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:19 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #202 (isolation #12) » Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:42 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
SpyreX wrote:
@Mod:
With someone removed, how do you want us to do it? 1-11 with them totally removed or?
Remove them please!
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #260 (isolation #13) » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:49 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Look who is getting hungry for Elmer-Glue-like Cream of Wheat!
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #295 (isolation #14) » Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:23 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
YOUR DEADLINE: March 1, 6:02 EST
-
A replacement is being sought for UKitten.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #312 (isolation #15) » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:07 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Slicey has just slipped into UKitten's uniform.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #327 (isolation #16) » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:15 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
YOUR DEADLINE: March 1, 6:02 EST
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Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #331 (isolation #17) » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:07 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
YOUR DEADLINE: March 1, 6:02 EST
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Note: I may not have computer access at deadline. If this is the case, no shoves will count beyond that time stamp, almost exactly 4 hours from now.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #353 (isolation #18) » Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:07 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
ENOUGH! What's wrong with you, can't you take rank properly, with discipline? Didn't they teach you that in reform school???
OMG who is bleeding in the back?
Alright, all of you, back into your cells, it's LOCK DOWN.
In the meantime I'll take the injured man infirmary, BUT NOT UNTIL HE'S DONE WITH HIS MAIL DELIVERY DUTY.
Hacker Huck, Warden's Pet, aka Claude Hopper, #598656872T, sentenced to 8 weeks for Grand Theft Auto, taken to the infirmary for excessive shoving.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #354 (isolation #19) » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:50 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Dang it. I send you animals for lock down to take an inmate to the infirmary (I forced him to distribute mail first, nerver mind the blood soaked letters), and I find one of you trailer trash criminals, dead of some overdose. You guys probably cut the contraband with cement crumbs. That's what happens. Deaths. Mind you, the roads are going to be this much safer because the dead dude is:
Max, Warden's Pet, aka Gus Goomer, #456186175R, sentenced to 1 year for DUI (fifth offense), failure to appear, violation of probation - overdosed.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #400 (isolation #20) » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:23 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Voting system:
The cafeteria staff slops one disgusting, stomach-turning, nausea-inducing portion of Nutriloaf on each of your plates.
If someone throws Nutriloaf at you, you can throw it back at someone else's head. Each Nutriloaf can be thrown only 3 times before it disintegrates in your hand, at which point you have to eat it.
When tossing Nutriloaf, please mention the name of the original owner of the Nutriloaf.
Ex:
catapult DrippingGoofball's Nutriloaf to <player-that-deserves-it>
Later, that player can throw it at someone else:
Ex:
launch DrippingGoofball's Nutriloaf to <player-that-deserves-it-MORE>
When that player throw it a third time, it reaches its FINAL destination:
Ex:
launch DrippingGoofball's Nutriloaf to <player-that-deserves-it-MORE-than-anyone-in-the-history-of-the-Universe>
That player is then stuck with DrippingGoofball's Nutriloaf until deadline.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #431 (isolation #21) » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:30 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #434 (isolation #22) » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:00 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #460 (isolation #23) » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:28 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
[area="As God is my witness, I didn't know Nutriloaves could fly" - NUTRILOAF COUNT #3]Minineko (1) - Minineko*2*
Slicey (2) - Slicey*2*, SAMP*1*
Ellibereth (2) Ellibereth*2*, farside*1*
Cobalt (1) - Cobalt*2*[/area]
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
Tomorrow's Post Restriction: Exactly 7 characters. Letters and Numbers, ONE space allowed.
DEADLINE: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:50 pm EST
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #547 (isolation #25) » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:19 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
[area="Nutriloaves are falling apart, the stench of Kibbles'n'Bits is horrifying" - NUTRILOAF COUNT #3]Minineko (1) - Minineko*2*,
Slicey (1) -
Jahudo*3*
Cobalt (3) - Cobalt*2*,
SAMP *3*
,
Slicey*3*
SAMP (3) - ,
farside*3*
,
Ellibereth*3*
,
SpyreX*3*
SpyreX(1) - . Grimmy(1) - Grimmy*2*[/area]
REMINDER: Tomorrow's Post Restriction: Exactly 7 characters. Letters and Numbers, ONE space allowed.
DEADLINE: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:50 pm EST
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #552 (isolation #26) » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:47 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Good grief, until I tried to pick one up, I never realized that Nutriloaves were as dense as cement blocks. Or as deadly when airborne.
Super Awesome Mega Pimp!, Warden's Pet, aka Colonel Rangelbone, #051972187S, sentenced to 3 weeks for Robbery, has been completely knocked out by repeated Nutriloaves blows to the head.
Into lock down, NOW, you losers!
You have until Sunday, March 21, 9:00 PM EST to submit lock down choices.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #553 (isolation #27) » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:14 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Drrrrrrrrrrrrring!
You worms didn't eat your Nutriloaves, well yur gonna have to do them license plates on an empty stomach.
I bet you bunch of sociopaths won't care one bit that...
farside22, aka Dexter Steerhaul, #578457847Q, sentenced to 5 yrs for second-degree manslaughter, has overdosed while in lock down.
Did you hear??? Just what I thought. You just don't care. Well at least you're consistent and thanks for reminding me why you deserve to be locked up.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #612 (isolation #28) » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:55 pm
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Today's lynch mechanism:
Suspicions work as if everyone has three votes.
Other than that, it's like voting.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #652 (isolation #29) » Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:28 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Faster! Faster! Punch them plates FASTER!
We don't pay you $5 a day to grab your donuts.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #723 (isolation #30) » Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:39 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
fixed error
Last edited by DrippingGoofball on Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:56 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #738 (isolation #31) » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:51 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #775 (isolation #32) » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:00 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #777 (isolation #33) » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:23 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Slicey has been lynched.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #778 (isolation #34) » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:36 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Slicey has been lynched.
He was Les Feelegm, #754974547Y, sentenced to 4 months for Assault, Elder Abuse and Robbery. He was not trying to escape.
RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT
Using only cafeteria-issue plastic spoons to dig up a tunnel though the prison's only unlocked door, three prisoners HAVE ESCAPED!!!
Missing:
Cobalt, aka Hunter Hogg Switch, #846486486F, sentenced to 10 days for possession
.
You got to wonder why this dummy risked getting shot to escape such a Mickey Mouse sentence.
Jahudo, aka Tucker Einberg, #318648996V, sentenced to 4 weeks for burglary, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and attempted burglary of an occupied dwelling
He got lucky with a lenient judge, now that witless criminal is lucky in jail...
Ellibereth, aka Bubba Ray Larmey, #554987987W, a 14 day sentence for felony vandalism and disorderly conduct
.
I believe someone overheard him say he didn't want to miss a appointment with his urologist for a routine prostate examination.
SCUM WIN!
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #780 (isolation #35) » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:45 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
Mail mechanism:
The first player lynched got to distribute the mail. There was only one mail distribution in the first lock down period.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
====================
Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
====================
An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!"
====================
A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.
The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"
The guy says, "Nah."
To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"
The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."
====================
Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama?
A. Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.
====================
An Alabama and an Auburn cheerleader where each late for breakfast at cheerleading camp so they had to eat cereal instead of a hot breakfast.
The Alabama cheerleader fixed her bowl of Cheerios and went to sit at a nearby table.
The Auburn cheerleader picked up the box and started to pour herself some, but suddenly stopped with a dumb look on her face.
The Alabama cheerleader asked her what was wrong, to which the Auburn cheerleader replied, "Nothing. I've just never seen doughnut seeds before!"
====================
Q: Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
Cobalt
Your group of plastic spoon tunnel diggers is: Ellibereth (Bubba Ray Larmey), Jahudo (Tucker Einberg), Cobalt (Hunter Hogg Switch) can whisper through the pipes during lockdown.
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Several years ago the city of Birmingham decided to lease several English style double decker buses to transport the Auburn and Alabama fans to the Iron bowl. On this bus, the Auburn fans were on the bottom level and the Alabama fans were on the top deck. as we started off to the stadium, all of the Auburn fans were making a lot of noise yelling "War Eagle" and having a good time. We noticed that the Alabama fans were quiet. Not a sound was coming from the upper deck.
I decided to go up top and see what was wrong. As I arrived up top , I noticed that all of the Alabama fans had their hands clasped on the rail in front of them and they all were white as a sheet. I was stunned. I asked them why they all were so frightened?
They replied with fear in their eyes, "WE DON'T HAVE A DRIVER."
Jahudo
Your group of plastic spoon tunnel diggers is: Ellibereth (Bubba Ray Larmey), Jahudo (Tucker Einberg), Cobalt (Hunter Hogg Switch) can whisper through the pipes during lockdown.
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It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa. The University's response was "Why do we need another phone company?"
Ellibereth
Your group of plastic spoon tunnel diggers is: Ellibereth (Bubba Ray Larmey), Jahudo (Tucker Einberg), Cobalt (Hunter Hogg Switch) can whisper through the pipes during lockdown.
====================
Q. What do you call a genius at Alabama?
A. Visitor.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
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Post #790 (isolation #37) » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:55 am
Postby DrippingGoofball »
I have to say I'm a but surprised that the Suspicions were used in blocks of 3 on the same player, rather than being spread out a bit, since we were so far to deadline, and communication was thwarted by the license plate stamping!
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
Just what I thought. You just don't care. Well at least you're consistent and thanks for reminding me why you deserve to be locked up.