King Of The Hill

[banana 563]

*Notices you've taken so many years to build your empire the Earth's tetonic plates have shifted until Farmenia is in the sea and the hill has no-one on it.*

My hill.

[banana 563]

I roast marshmallows over maskman, but then my marshmallow catches fire and then as a complete accident I drop it and the hill is on fire and we are as well, oh noes.

Our flaming hill with flaming people on it!

[banana 563]

The hill eats too much chenhsi and is sick all over SC. As it's a well known fact that hill vomit is highly corrosive, SC gets burned up to a melty melty death of ouch ouch acid.

My hill!

[banana 563]

That's just a normal hole that looks black. *Pushes chenhsi through the hole so he can see what's on the other side. In the meantime, I go and claim the hill.

My hill.

[banana 563]

*Grows hill but uh oh, a bit too much and now the whole world is on the hill. To solve this problem I tell chenhsi that his hole actually is a black one, and the hill gets sucked into the votex of doooom. But then at the last moment I quickly say "Oh wait, no, it was just a regular hole, and then the hole goes "Oh, OK" and there's enough hill left to be able to stand on the top so that's good. Now I stand on it and claim the hill, but it's our hill, right Yab? Yab? Ah, he probably got sucked into the black hole. Oh well, all the more for me!

My hill.

[banana 563]

I disguaise myself as SC and pretend to be bringing you a blender but it's actually a bomb haha you're dead now so there but if you think I should be dead too then actually I ran away really fast when the bomb blew up so there haha.

I claim the hill. My hill.

[banana 563]

In-response(to)Yab's"post", I /use #a *load[of] {punctuation}In:This=post!

Then I grab all the commas and dashes and whatnot, and throw them in a pile over him so he suffocates.

My hill.

[banana 563]

GG.

[banana 563]

I scored so low the mod took pity on me and let me live again.

Our hill.

[banana 563]

Our crater, then.

[banana 563]

*Creeps up behind saberwolf then pushes him really hard so he falls off the hill.

My hill.

[banana 563]

Shut up, crypto.

It's just a shame Saberwolf's sniper was actually me in disguise and the person you thought was me was a dummy.

*Gets a crane to lift up the "heavy object" on Yab's head then drops it on Saberwolf*

[banana 563]

I call for air support.

Now Ah is dead so I go and claim the hill.

[banana 563]

I drop acid on the hill from a helicopter and you all die.
I claim the hill.

Back from holiday!

[banana 563]

*Drops heavy crate of bananas on the hill from a helicopter, squashing Danix*

My hill.

[banana 563]

The hobitses turns against you.

I get my army of dwarfses to carry me up the hill.

My hill.

[banana 563]

...and mine.

[banana 563]

There is lots of weathering because of the hurricane. You get blown off the hill just as I, chained to my trusty anvil to weigh me down, reach the top of the hill.

My hill.

[banana 563]

When pulled under the flash flood I managed to drink all the water. Yes, all the water in the flood so that I did not drown. I then urinated upon you for exactly 43 minutes and 8 seconds and when I was finished you had been dissolved by all the acid and stuff and things.

My hill.

[banana 563]

I facestab the both of you epic n00bs.

Time has been added.

Now, go purple team, get CP #4!

Also my hill.