King Of The Hill

[mask man]

You just don't get it, do you?
You nuked the hill and DIED.
You jumped in the game and didn't score high enough. understand?
Stop posting or the mod will report you, you are already denied entrance to the next game when this one is over.

[StrangerCoug]

mask man realizes that I don't give a damn and he commits suicide unable to stand my resilience.

My hill

[banana 563]

I scored so low the mod took pity on me and let me live again.

Our hill.

[crypto]

The hill is now a crater.

[banana 563]

Our crater, then.

[StrangerCoug]

I eat banana 563 because I scored 563 points.

My crater.

[crypto]

I go to the moon and play golf. One golf ball goes flying off into the asteroid belt. All manner of rattle and ricochet ensue, and a massive asteroid comes hurtling toward our precious planet, landing point blank on the crater and annihilating all life on Earth. I'm out in space pimping my shuttle, so I survive. I then go to the point of impact and claim the rubble as my own.

I swear I will end this game if it's the last thing I do.

[mask man]

Good thing that was the earth's stunt double.

[StrangerCoug]

I move to Mars before the asteroid hits anyway and build myself a hill there.

My Martian hill.

[crypto]

You're all bastards.

[chenhsi]

All the bastards kill themselves in disgrace. My Martian hill.

[crypto]

Code: Select all

FATAL ERROR: Chenhsi was on Earth when the asteroid struck. Connection terminated.

[saberwolf]

*loses all of his stunt doubles left on earth*

gets off of the hubble telescope where he's been chillin all this time and joins the others left on mars, passes go, collects $200, and as the richest man on mars, buys the hill

MY martian hill

*shares it with mask man for a price of $5 a week*

[yabbaguy]

*lands a starship on Mars, hops out with 100 army men who immediately proceed to shoot saberwolf and mask_man*

My hill. Coming on our hill is a more practical suicide than the Golden Gate Bridge.

[crypto]

<the

Universe

multiverse (no mistakes this time!) ceases to exist>

[StrangerCoug]

Therefore, crypto ceases to exist

Nobody's hill.

[saberwolf]

*floats above the peak of his claimed hill on the etheral plane*

my alternate hill

[crypto]

NO. YOU ARE DEAD.

[saberwolf]

NO, I AM NOT (entirely)

you have no dominion over my soul, or any other etheral part of me

YOUR FAIL

MY HILL

*takes away crypto's keyboard*

MY keyboard

[crypto]

"Well damn you then," crypto muttered, staring balefully at the empty tray where his keyboard had once lain.

[saberwolf]

*God notices that his plaything died, so he goes to the cupboard and gets some fresh batteries, and starts the multiverses back up again*

I claim whatever hill is the best in whatever setting

MY hill

(lets say earth again)

*waits patiently for mask man*

[crypto]

Oh, screw it. I claim the deepest valley.

No point in waiting. When the Universe ceased to exist, mask man's soul went down, down.

[saberwolf]

*kicks a pebble over the edge of the hill*

the pebble falls down, down, down....increasing in speed and velocity...until unfortunately it's met by a resisting force...crypto's head. Crypto dies, a bloody mess in the valley

a dead man's valley

[crypto]

[StrangerCoug]

saberwolf is pushed into the same valley and I make a hill a safe distance away from the top.

Two dead people's valley and my hill.