Clap Board
"Mr. Grey!"
The actor going by the name "sottyrulez" pounds on the door to Mr. Grey's office. There is no answer. The actor doesn't want to make Mr. Grey angry - he has seen enough to know that that is a bad idea - but as he grows impatient he raises his fist to hit the door again.
There is an inhuman scream from inside the office which startles him, and the fist never hits the door. After a few more moments, the door opens, and Mr. Grey appears.
"Can I help you?"
"Uh... I want a bigger role in this movie!"
"Your role is just as important as anyone's."
"I want to be a star! And an internet poll which I had my viewers ballot-stuff says it's what the people want, too!"
"No."
"That's it. I'm putting you On Notice."
sottyrulez, walks over to his dressing room and pulls out a large board with a list of seemingly unconnected items on it, such as "Golf", "Chestnuts", and "The Isle of Wight". He takes a card reading "Mr. Grey" and slides it into the appropriate slot.
"There, what do you think of that?"
Before Mr. Grey can respond, another giant board, this one with the label "Dead to Me", comes rolling out of nowhere and crushes sottyrulez against a wall.
"That board... is surprising... ly heavy..."
And he dies.
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sottyrulez (Stephen Colbert, Innocent) has been murdered. It is Scene 6. With 4 Off Stage, it will take 3 to lynch before the end of the Scene.