The Library
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the Librarian Watcher
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The Library
The library is open.
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JDodge Accept it
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Alduskkel Jack of All Trades
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>break glasses and quote that one Twilight Zone episodeCLICK HERE FOR THE ALDUSKKEL APPRECIATION PAGE
"i've only known aldus for four and a half months but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself" -Datisi, March 28 2020
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mask man Goon
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>Use free WiFi and add unfunny alt to MafiaScum.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
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the Librarian Watcher
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THROW BOOK AT SMALL CHILD
You enter the library and reach for a fairly thick volume to whip at an unsuspecting child. Looking around, you notice only a couple others, none of them much younger than you.
Inspect the globes
You enter the library. The first thing that catches your eye is the sheer number of large, aged globes. There are five of them dispersed around the main room. Their dusty faces depicts the world as it must have been known nearly a century ago. They're crafted from some sort of wood and hand painted. Spinning them around, they emit a hollow klunking sound, as if something was knocking about within.
Break glasses and quote that one Twilight Zone episode
You enter the library. Thinking yourself clever, you take up a good book and put on a pair of reading glasses. Reading's not what's on you're mind, though. You casually let them slip of the bridge of your nose, hitting the ground with a clatter. For good measure, you flatten them under your heel.
"That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed..." You croon, looking around to see if anyone would applaud your performance. No one seems to have noticed, or perhaps they just ignore you.
check out a magic book for the transformatly obsessed
You enter the library, a book already in mind. There are a lot of rows of shelves, though. Where would you even find a book on 'transformat obsession'?
Use free WiFi and add unfunny alt to MafiaScum.
You enter the library, hoping it will have free WiFi for your stupid time-wasting online. In the main room, you see no computers, but there are a couple chairs. If you brought a laptop, you could try and access the network from there.-
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Cybele
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animorpherv1 Honey Trap
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Search the room
You enter the library and begin to look around the main room. The room is rectangular, with the east and west walls longer than the north wall, and the south, with you entered from. To your right, is the checkout desk, currently unmanned. All the walls are lined with shelves that reach high to the vaulting arches of the ceiling. On the far north wall there is a single door, and another on the east wall. In the center of the room is a row of globes. Five in total. There is already a boy playing with one of them. A couple others are either looking at books or exploring the room like yourself.
eat the laptop
I'm sorry but I don't know what laptop you're referring to. There doesn't seem to be any nearby. Furthermore, I can hardly imagine a laptop being even remotely digestible.
throw large book at adult
You enter the library and immediately rech for a large book from one of the many shelves. There are six others to throw it at, none of them seem to be paying you any mind, even as you cock your arm back to send it flying.[url=http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12665]Come visit my library! You may find more than you expected.[/url] :twisted:-
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Alduskkel Jack of All Trades
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>Find more than I expected.
>Status
>Before throwing the book, deliver witty one-liner.CLICK HERE FOR THE ALDUSKKEL APPRECIATION PAGE
"i've only known aldus for four and a half months but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself" -Datisi, March 28 2020
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Alduskkel Jack of All Trades
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>Be someone else.
>Ride shelves like a mechanical bull.
>Randomly go up to people and SHHH them. For maximum effectiveness do this to people who are completely silent.CLICK HERE FOR THE ALDUSKKEL APPRECIATION PAGE
"i've only known aldus for four and a half months but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself" -Datisi, March 28 2020
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Alduskkel Jack of All Trades
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the Librarian Watcher
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Alduskkel Jack of All Trades
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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> disregard all above statements and attempt to start a fire with whatever you can findShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
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Alduskkel Jack of All Trades
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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>burst into song while attempting to dance like MJShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
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