Recreation
"Well, what can I say? I was really hoping to make it to the end of the game, but if you've got your minds made up..."
"Wait, what? Game? What game?"
"Er..."
"Talk. Or we'll make the lynch unusually painful this time."
"Painful how?"
"Oh, I don't know. We're a creative bunch, though."
"Fine, fine. I'm not supposed to say anything, it's in the contract."
"Contract?"
"You know, the contract we signed to participate in this experiment."
"Oh. Go on."
"Did you read the fine print?"
"Of course not, it's 342 pages long."
"Right. Well, in there somewhere is a bit about not bringing up that this is just a game. I suppose if you didn't know it was a game in the first place, you wouldn't have any reason to go looking for that, though..."
"This is a game? And you knew all along?"
"I applied to be on a game/reality TV show. I assumed you all did."
"No! This was supposed to be about living in perfect harmony!"
"Wow, the casting for this show is excellent."
"So you mean to tell me that this is a TV show, and people are watching us try to figure out who is trying to kill us?"
"Oh, yeah, about that. I'm sure the killing is just a part of the game, too. It's not real. Couldn't be. They wouldn't be able to put it on the air."
"So it doesn't really matter if we lynch you, then?"
"No."
"In that case, you won't mind if we go ahead? After all, you might be lying scum."
"Completely understandable. No hard feelings. See you all after the show is over."
"Wow, that's some good acting. How'd they fake that, anyway? I mean, we tied the noose. We put it on him. We kicked the chair out from under him..."
"Well, he's innocent. So he must be telling the truth about the game thing. I guess we'll find out how they did it after the show is over."
"Hello. Is there a... Mrs. Thesp here?"
"Please, call me kristocker. What can I do for you?"
"Ah, well, you see, your husband..."
"Are you here from the show? I saw he got booted off... when will he be home?"
"Oh. So you... ah. Before we say anything more, could you just sign this... and initial here... and here... right. About the whole
faking death
thing..."
Thesp (Vanilla Townie) has been lynched. It is Night 6. Deadline is Thursday, October 15.