MtG: Parallel Universe Mafia (SSK's Subgame): Game OVER!

[Starbuck]

At least I'm not the only one noticing that.

[Zakeri]

Bogre and Starbuck both need to take debate class at some school of their own choosing.

I had just read like 60-70 pages of shit. I was telling ya'll my general feelings. My assertions were not drawn from anything specific.

So then why did you feel the need for sprouting baseless accusations against Honcho and I? Before someone claims I'm strawmanning here, a baseless accusation by definition is an accusation that has no supporting evidence. He accused us of being scumpartners, and accused me of being wishy-washy on the whoot-lynch, and after being asked what his reasons for thinking so are, he skirts the question until Honcho is basically screaming his head off and then admits to not having any evidence.

And what exactly is Head Honcho trying to distract everyone from? If you can't answer this, I have no reason to believe it.

I didn't notice Chenhsi claimed the same card Starbuck did. If it weren't for the fact that he seems to have admitted to being scum, I'd be convinced Starbuck was the one fakeclaiming. This makes this a little easier for us.

[Head_Honcho]

I'm sorry if you think I'm screaming Bogre. I guess I'm trying to get a point across, which is that it strikes me as fishy when I am asking you questions, and you respond with "why should I answer your questions when you don't answer mine", and then I ask you what your questions are and you won't tell me.

Do you understand? I am sorry if people think I am screaming. I don't know how one screams with text. The bold is so we can all be assured that you aren't just the worst at reading and are deliberately refusing to answer them.

I don't get you or Starbuck. Well, I get you because you are scum, Starbuck being a townie in this game is an enigma to me but I can not ignore the facts.

Bogre, this is the whole thing. This is it right here. I don't know why I'm addressing this to you but it feels appropriate. When I ask you the same thing several times and get no response I'm going to keep asking it because every time I don't get a response I grow more intrigued.

I tell you to back up your assertions because I mean... What is this game? Why would a townie just make stuff up instead of actually scumhunting? I was open to giving you a chance to convince me by asking what I felt to be very clear and reasonable questions which basically boiled down to 'is this in any way grounded in reality?'

In summation, don't bitch at me just because you don't want to play ball.

[Head_Honcho]

I don't know if I mentioned this earlier but I might as well now, I don't think Zakeri was ever wishy washy about whoot, I have read him and iso and don't see it, and I thought Bogre's accusation was funny because Zakeri was the one calling me out for appearing wishy washy on whoot.

[Starbuck]

@Tar - Animo has voted. He voted one page back right here.

[Starbuck]

So they do have majority.

[Starbuck]

And as I predicted chenhsi flipped scum and the town won Tar's game.

[Starbuck]

And as I predicted chenhsi flipped scum and the town won Tar's game.

[Starbuck]

Sorry for the double post, damn lag.

[Starbuck]

So here's who started where and what we know:

Our game

1) Sideney (replaced by Shotty to the Body)
2) Qwints
3) Starbuck

4) chenhsi, Acidic Sliver, Tempest Mafia B Sliver Shredder, Lynched Day 5 in Tar's game

5) Mr. Big (replaced by Whoot1234), Crovax the Cursed, Townie Miller lynched Day 2 in SSK's game

6) Zakeri

7) Percy, Metallic Sliver, Mafia Goon killed Night 1 in SSK's game.

8) semioldguy (replaced by Slicey, and then Bogre)
9) Sudai (replaced by Chamber)
10) Head_Honcho

11) Boxman

12) Zwetschenwasser, Cho Manno Revolutionary, Bulletproof Townie lynched Day 1 in SSK's game

FL's game

1) SpyreX, Marrow Gnawer, Vanilla Townie, was endgamed and lost by cult D4 in FL's game

2) Papa Zito

3) Zazier (replaced by Looker), Sakashima the Impostor, Townie Limited Doctor (originally Townie Copycat), Destroyed Night 3 in Tar's game

4) populartajo, Autumn-Tail, Kitsune Sage, vanilla townie, has been destroyed N1 in FL's game

5) Yosarian2, That Which Was Taken, Neutral Survivor, has been modkilled and autolossed for a violation of rule 1.

6) Debonair Danny DiPietro, Azusa, Lost but Seeking, Star-Crossed Lover, Fulfilled His Win Condition and Left the Game, N1 in FL's game

7) Mufasa, Yuki-Onna, Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 3 in Tar's game

8) Quagmire, Kami of the Crescent Moon, Cult Leader, Fulfilled His Win Condition and Left the Game D4 in FL's game

9) Porkens, Ink Eyes, Servant of Oni, Townie Limited Doctor, was endgamed and lost by cult D4 in FL's game

10) Flava Flave, , Myojin of Night's Reach, Hitman, lynched D1 in FL's game

11) SocioPath, Kiku, Night's Flower, has been lynched D4 in FL's game

12) jammer, Toshiro Umezawa, Awesome Serial Killer, has been lynched D2 in FL's game

Tar's game

1) Kinetic, Nicol Bolas, Nicol Bolas (modified Serial Killer), Destroyed Night 1 in Tar's game

2) veerus, Jhoira of the Ghitu, Townie Communicator, Survived in Tar's game

3) Benmage, Baru, Fist of Krosa, Star-Crossed Lover, Fulfilled His Win Condition and Left the Game, N1 in SSK's game

4) ChaosOmega (replaced by StrangerCoug), Mesmeric Sliver, Time Spiral Mafia Sliver Swapper lynched Day 3 in SSK's game

5) Budja, Venser, Shaper Savant, Neutral Planeswalker Survivor, has been lynched D3 in FL's game

6) malthusis, Telekinetic Sliver, Time Spiral Mafia Sliver Redirector, lynched Day 4 in Tar's game

7) Pyromaniac, Jasmine Boreal, Weak-Minded Townie, Destroyed Night 5 in Tar's game

8) Seraphim, Jaya Ballard, Task Mage, Neutral Survivor(formerly Townie Ass-Whupper) modkilled in Tar's game

9) Sajin, Rhada, Heir to Keld, Sparked Cultist, Fulfilled His Win Condition and Left the Game, D4 in FL's game

10) Mastin (replaced by animopherv1), Mistform Ultimus, Townie Shapeshifter (post restricted), Survived

11) Vino, Saffi Eriksdotter, Townie Slider Doctor, Lynched Day 2

12) Kairyuu, Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir, Townie Cop, has been destroyed N2 in FL's game

[Starbuck]

Going off of that list. We have at least 2 scum in each game, and maybe some kind of neutral survivor/SK.

I definitely am starting to think that Slicey may have been lying to us, and that role may be more than a "one shot vig". Obviously Bogre can't answer for Slicey's actions, but it's my thought process currently.

I'm also concerned about Zakeri, and I currently have a post I'm working on in Notepad about what I've found while reading him in iso.

[Starbuck]

My computer is being retarded.

@SSK - Can you delete the last post for me?

Done.

[Shotty to the Body]

Chenhsi's flip means we do have two mafiosos, Tempest Mafia A and Tempest Mafia B, how frustrating.

[Shotty to the Body]

Thinking aloud here, where the fuck is Qwints?

[Shotty to the Body]

His last post was SEPTEMBER 10th, like honestly? Lynch the lurker tomorrow IMO.

[Shotty to the Body]

Sorry for the quad post, but we might consider mass claiming tomorrow, putting that out there in case I die.

[Starbuck]

His last post was SEPTEMBER 10th, like honestly? Lynch the lurker tomorrow IMO.

How has he gone 25 days without being replaced?

[Head_Honcho]

GJ Tar's game

It's worth mentioning that he hasn't posted in any game since his last post in ours. Supposedly he was prodded not too long ago though so I'm sure we'll have a replacement soon. Qwints is a tough call, but if I could get my head around some scum explanation for the role juggling I would probably be down to lynch him.

Shotty I think tomorrow would be a great day for massclaim.

[Shotty to the Body]

<15> All players need to post at least once every 72 hours, or inform me if this is not possible. If you do not post for 72 hours, you will be prodded. If you are prodded, then you will need to post something (a simple "/prodded" will suffice if you're short on time) within 72 hours or you will be replaced. You will receive an Official Warning the second time you fail to post for more than 72 hours. The third time you fail to post for 72 hours, you will be replaced.

Not really sure how that happened either. He claimed Weak Slider Doctor http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/ ... rseid=4757 Eladamri, Lord of Leaves, so we can just keep that in mind.

[Shotty to the Body]

When he first claimed I thought he was town, not sure how to read the huge absence.

[MafiaSSK]

His last post was SEPTEMBER 10th, like honestly? Lynch the lurker tomorrow IMO.

How has he gone 25 days without being replaced?

Due to him picking up his first prod and me then ignoring if he made a post or not, then me not paying attention to my outbox this time. Seeking a replacement for Qwints now.

[MafiaSSK]

X_~ replaces Qwints. Night extended 24 hours for this replacement.

[Shotty to the Body]

You should probably post thoughts as they come X_~, we're in a night phase and your predecessor claimed already. Sorry to put you in a rough spot coming in.

[Papa Zito]

Well that's a weird name.

Vote Honcho, vote often!

[Starbuck]

Still nothing from the X_~/Qwints role. Unless he's working on reading up.