King Of The Hill

[saberwolf]

*I then dare Danix that he can't eat liquid cement. He takes the dare, and as he eats the liquid cement, I shove a hose down his throat and grin as the water combines with the liquid cement, causing his internal organs to rupture, killing him in the process*

MY and MM's hill.

[saberwolf]

BTW, round 3's KOTH is currently in the making and will be hosted right here in this thread, so for those of you just joining, stick around as you will get a fresh start at being round 3's KOTH. To ensure no biasness occurs, I will not participate in round 3.

if you have ideas for a KOTH round, feel free to PM me.

[mask man]

Such a silly post-post-post topic turned into Nomic somehow @_@

[saberwolf]

Such a silly post-post-post topic turned into Nomic somehow @_@

define "Nomic"

[RayFrost]

I come back, congratulate SW, and then extend my treaty with saber to include MM in the "no killy each othery, punishable by smiting"

my, SW's, and MM's hill.

[saberwolf]

*wonders if it also works if it was rephrased: "no killy ourselves, punishable by smiting our allies"*

[Danix]

God captures my soul and rematerialized me in a Super Mutant Behemoth and crushed saberwolf's head, picked up the body and throw down the hill

SUPAR MUTANT WINAAR

[mask man]

Turns out that God does not exist, and Danix wakes up from his silly dream alone and hilless.
Looks like Saber never died.

[Danix]

I wake up, eat my breakfast, and punch the hell out of mask man, and i become king of the hill

[mask man]

Why thank you, all my procrastination led me to disregard all the hell I had in me.
I set my desktop as a screenshot from Portal, so Danix is no longer "The King.". It is back to the treaty, and Danix is on the hill with everyone, and free to sign up as part of the treaty.

[animorpherv1]

I step on the hill, and join the treaty.

[saberwolf]

*I show off my newfound archery skills to RF and MM....using Danix as the target....one arrow through the left eye....one through his heart....one in his right kneecap...one in his testicles...and one through his jugular. I then put the remains of Danix in a garbage bag, and have the garbage men pick it up and take it to the nearest dump....which happens to be 500 miles away*

My, RF's and MM's hill.

[saberwolf]

EBWOP: My, RF's Ani's and MM's hill

[RayFrost]

No, it doesn't, SW. I don't accept Ani as art of the treaty and pull out a tazer, sticking it into Ani's eye socket and causing his entire body to explode and, due to this being so completely against reality, ani's existence reversed itself, preventing Ani's actual birth in this reality that we exist within.


My, SW's, and MM's hill.

[mask man]

OMG
tongue ->

[animorpherv1]

I call FAIL post on RF. It's impossible to un-birth someone.

[mask man]

Did anyone hear something?

[Shanba]

I rally the rebels against the evil federation dictatorship of the hill. Together with the moles and the grass, we unleash a daring and frankly suicidal plan which we only get away with thanks to the heroism of a precocious youth. Then, in the victory celebrations, I have him murdered and manipulate the chaos around his death to seize the hill for myself.

[saberwolf]

I take the crown off of Shanba's head, stick it through his throat, watch as all of his blood seeps out of him, and drop his lifeless corpse over the other dead bodies, and burn them in a giant pyre. I then clean the crown and restore it to its rightful owner...me.

My hill


Btw, FAIL post Shanba, for scoring negative points.

[mask man]

I take the crown off of saber, slit it into three pieces and give one piece each to myself, Saber, and RayFrost.

[RayFrost]

since part of my existence IS the grass, the attempt to destroy me failed and I used my leafy powers to reincarnate and take the third piece.

My, SW's, and MM's hill.

[mask man]

OMG
tongue ->

[RayFrost]

what about it, MM? >.>

[mask man]

OMG
tongue ->

[saberwolf]

*sticks a gun to RF's temple*

I swear to god, if you keep me from playing that new mish mash game....

[guess it's clear what I am if I make it in the game lol]

*sticks another gun to MM's temple*

I swear to god, if you don't raise the player limit to 15....