King Of The Hill

[RayFrost]

RayFrost's soul drifted in the world of the dead, seeing such strange characters that one could not describe them. Eventually, he came across the being known as... Akuza Kenyukura. This being was also known as the grim reaper. Akuza smiled softly at Ray. "So it seems you've finally died, Ray. Ready to cross over?"

Ray shook his head as he raised his left hand, all fingers but one extended. "I believe I have four lives left: one for beating you in a game of poker, one for managing to devour a dragon soul, one for killing master chief when you grew tired of him respawning, and another one for being who I am. Naturally, we have to come up with good excuses for my revival. In this case..." Ray clapped his hands, ringing gongs clammering and distracting Akuza before he could swing his scythe and reap Ray's soul. With this opportunity, Ray leaped forward, pimp slapped akuza, took the scythe, slashed open a hole back into life, crossed over, and threw the scythe back into the quickly vanishing hole.

With that, Ray dusted himself off, looking at his old, mauled body. He lightly picked it up and tossed it towards Mask Man. "You made this mess, you are gonna clean it up." The corpse impacted with MM as he turned around in shock, both corpse and mask man flying off the hill and into a nearby lake, which happened to be filled with hydras that proceeded to rip both MM and corpse to shreds.

Ray then sat down, nibbling on a completely pure, unpoisoned, and harmless apple. "So, Saber, what's up?"

[saberwolf]

*looks up to see RF standing where MM used to be*

"masturbating" Saberwolf said.

The answer was so unexpected that Rayfrosy started laughing really hard...while he was still eating his apple. Rayfrost starting choking on his apple. Saberwolf watched him gasping and wheezing for air, very concerned,but had no idea how to do the heimlich, and sadly watched as RayFrost slowly died...

*Buries RF in a nearby sand pit*

My hill :'(

[RayFrost]

(Am I allowed to fail you for mispelling my name? Also, I was nibbling, meaning there was not enough content within my mouth to cause choking. Nibbling = small quantities = no choke. Based off of that, I can fail you, right?)

[saberwolf]

I don't think something as trivial as mispelling is considered a FAIL, but you can attempt to get me for nibbling, although even a small piece going down the wrong path the wrong way can kill you, doesnt have to be that big of a piece. I also think that instead of a fail, you'd simply reply as a TWART post. I'll let others decide.

[mask man]

I am dead, but my heart was lucky enough to remain in one piece. And as everyone knows, the stomach acid of hydras have magical healing properties. My body is re-formed around my heart, and I the cut hydra open using a conveniently placed sword before exiting the lake and walking back up the hill.
Saber+mask's hill.

[RayFrost]

What is TWERT?

[saberwolf]

sorry, I meant THWART post, missed the H

[saberwolf]

I have held the hill for 29 hours now. MM has for 22.

(22*5)/2 = 55 + (7*5) = 90

I gain 90 points, MM gains 55

*waiting on RF to decide to take his THWART post or FAIL post, or simply come back to life*

[saberwolf]

woops, forgot time on here is one hour behind my time...if 15 more min go by, it will be correct.

[saberwolf]

RF also gets 25 points for his time holding the hill from pages 13 and 14

[RayFrost]

Ray ended up choking for a short amount of time before hacking up the small amount of apple he had accidentally engorged in his throat. He wheezed as he glared at Saber, muttering to himself as the surrounding plants around saber, who was on the ground, suddenly shot upward, raining poison needles upon saber and leaving a highly poisoned and penetrated corpse behind.

Ray then sealed himself deep in the newly created plant forest, casting a small enchantment that made the plants hard as diamond to cut without actually making them immobile (not to mention also making them fire-proof as a precaution).

"My forested hill of doominess!"

[saberwolf]

Points so far:
Saberwolf: 160
RF: 55
SKK: 20
Cobalt: 15
MM: 65

Cobalt: 2 FAIL votes for Post 280

Alive on hill: Saberwolf, Mask Man, (RayFrost?)

[saberwolf]

haha, there goes me....

I will take the -10 point deduction, and teleport inside the enchanted forested hill of doomness, where I proceed to beat RayFrost repeatedly with one of the many branches found in the area. I then feed the body to one of the many man eating plants, so that it is truly disposed of.

My and MM's hill.

[saberwolf]

Points so far:
Saberwolf: 165
RF: 70
SKK: 20
Cobalt: 15
MM: 65

Cobalt: 2 FAIL votes for Post 280

Alive on hill: Saberwolf, Mask Man

[RayFrost]

(I did a thwart instead of a fail by saying I was temporarily choking and not choking for an extended period of time to the point of death)

As Ray was devoured, this was one of the man eating plants that had another property: healing and numbing saliva. The saliva healed over his wounds from the beating and, as Ray came back to life from it, the man eating plant let him out, for Ray was its master. Ray then snapped his fingers, a swarm of wasps shooting from the branch Saber had used in a fury and stinging him with their deadly stingers (naturally pissed at being interrupted while having intimate interactions with each other). Unfortunately, there wasn't much left of saber's body after the bloating and eventual explosion of the body, maybe little bits and pieces that were devoured by assorted plants, but not enough for them to heal by.

Ray sat in the sturdiest tree, hidden from the senses, as he used meditation to maintain his control over the plants to avoid death while also continuing to supply the afore-mentioned enchantments.

Ray and MM's hill cuz MM is still alive.

[mask man]

I put all the pieces of saber back together again. He is revived.

[RayFrost]

The Above by MM is a Fail post for the following reasons: the pieces that actually did remain (not very many) were absolutely and completely devoured by plants. Not to mention they were very small pieces, which means the most of saber you'd get is not even the minimum requirement.

Unfortunately, there wasn't much left of saber's body after the bloating and eventual explosion of the body, maybe little bits and pieces that were devoured by assorted plants, but not enough for them to heal by.

Outside of that:

I control the plants, who have roots all around the hill, to rip open a rather large hole using their roots, burying MM deep, deep within the earth (say... five hundred miles below sea level) before resealing the opening, leaving MM to die of suffocation and/or whipping/poisoning/slashing by the assorted deadly roots of the plants.

[ah2190]

Just then, two rockets exploaded, opening a hole safe from the plants. Then, I dived through the hole, rocket launcher on my back.

"Excuse me, but I'm looking for the Hill of Kings," I ask. "Is it here?"

[RayFrost]

Ah destroyed the are large hole in the ground, into which he dove. The plants threw a bunch of dirt into the crater, suffocating Ah with the radioactive dirt and killing him. Since the rockets didn't destroy the entire forested hill, Ray still remained.

Still my hill.

[ah2190]

You didn't realise that I was wearing a suit of MJONAR VI armour, which means the dirt only made my visor a bit dirty.

"So... You want to play dirty? I can play dirty too!" I then slammed the ground with the Gravity Hammer I was holding.

[RayFrost]

The gravity hammer hit the ground, causing a small tremor that led to the fifty five ton trees falling upon Ah, naturally pinning/crushing him. In addition, these trees sent out vines that further pinned him while creeping into his armor and shooting a poisonous gas. Since Ray was quite a ways away, this didn't really affect him...

Still Ray's hill.

[ah2190]

"That's not nice!" Having respawned, Adam was really angry. He picked up a flamethrower, and lit it.

"Try and stop THIS!" He then shot jets of flame at the forest, while keeping his distance.

[animorpherv1]

I jump on adam's head. Untill he falls to the ground, dead.


My dead body.

[ah2190]

I get knocked down, but then I overloaded my shields, sending animorp sky high. I then slowly climb up the burning hill, pausing only to let my shields recharge.

My (and Rays?) hill

[StrangerCoug]

ah2190 gets lead weights tied to him and thrown in the river.

My hill.