King Of The Hill

[StrangerCoug]

I blow up saberwolf and take the hill.

[MafiaSSK]

The hitman happens to have been my EPIC BFF and has revival skills. So he then revives me. I then tell the hitman to carry out the task on SC and I will pay him. So as thus SC is dead and the hill is mine!

[StrangerCoug]

It rains knives on MafiaSSK.

My hill.

[saberwolf]

I blow up saberwolf and take the hill.

Nope, I got my bomb proof bunker, remember?

The hitman happens to have been my EPIC BFF and has revival skills. So he then revives me. I then tell the hitman to carry out the task on SC and I will pay him. So as thus SC is dead and the hill is mine!

Accepted. Actual kill on SC

It rains knives on MafiaSSK.

My hill.

Fail. rains knifes could wound, not neccessarily kill

and double fail, not your hill

*slits SSK's throat with a knife, then makes sure he's dead, then kills his hitman*

My hill, still

[banana 563]

*Creeps up behind saberwolf then pushes him really hard so he falls off the hill.

My hill.

[crypto]

Banana's momentum carries him off the hill.

No one's hill.

[StrangerCoug]

*magically appears on the hill*

Mine now.

[yabbaguy]

*gets scientists to prove magic impossible, SC's existence disintegrates in the wake of this paradox*

My hill.

[saberwolf]

*Creeps up behind saberwolf then pushes him really hard so he falls off the hill.

My hill.

As I fall over the edge, I garb a hold of a branch stuck in the side of the hill. I right myself, climb over to the hillside, snap off the branch, return to the top, where yabba is currently reigning, and shove the stick through his throat and out the back of his head, killing him. I then burn and dispose the body in a safe and hazard fre manner, then removing any signs of any activity.
I then get a sniper and make sure banana is truly dead at the bottom via headshot.

My hill

[crypto]

You commit suicide.

Nobody's hill.

[yabbaguy]

You missed my vital organs.

*steps back on hill, albeit with a hole in my head*

My hill.

*builds a huge fortress and hires 1000 armymen to guard it*

[crypto]

Army Men?



Fail.

You are killed.

[saberwolf]

I would never commit suicide, especially when i have a hill to keep me happy.

I sweep away the collection of army men and take the hill and fortress

MY fortress on MY hill with MY dead yabbaguy

*squishes yabba's head with a very heavy object*

[crypto]

A black hole smothers your entire planet, along with countless other star systems, into oblivion.

Bye, bye, hills and people.

[banana 563]

Shut up, crypto.

It's just a shame Saberwolf's sniper was actually me in disguise and the person you thought was me was a dummy.

*Gets a crane to lift up the "heavy object" on Yab's head then drops it on Saberwolf*

[crypto]

Too bad. The black hole killed you.

[yabbaguy]

MY dead yabbaguy

'_'

*builds a hill on heaven*

My heavenly hill.

[saberwolf]

Shut up, crypto.

It's just a shame Saberwolf's sniper was actually me in disguise and the person you thought was me was a dummy.

*Gets a crane to lift up the "heavy object" on Yab's head then drops it on Saberwolf*

heavy object is in "", hence implying it isnt really what it seemed...a box of balloons falls on top of me, I brush them off and get up. I plant a sticky bomb to the crane, and run to a safe distance as the crane blows up, killing banana inside.

Too bad. The black hole killed you.

stupid crypto, its a white hole trying to act black. *shoots both crypto and the hole in their vital areas,

'_'

*builds a hill on heaven*

My heavenly hill

killing them both*

...and on the 42387247th day, God commandeers the hill and gives it over to me, to be owned by me forever, and then yabba is condemned to hell, wher he is given a small anthill to rule.

My hill on heaven and earth,
Hallowed be thy name...

[StrangerCoug]

Hallowed

NOT

be its name. I kill you and everybody you personally know on the hill and leave the bodies to rot.

My bloody hill.

[animorpherv1]

You all eat to much unhealthy food and die of heart attacks.

my hill.

[StrangerCoug]

You get crushed by a piano.

My hill.

[yabbaguy]

How about an anvil?

*whistles through the air, CLUNK*

OOOOH!!! That's gotta hurt.

Hey wait a minute- *realizes I'm already standing on a higher hill*

Sorry about that SC!

[StrangerCoug]

But the higher hill is on fire. You burn to a crisp.

My hill.

[yabbaguy]

...even though you're currently unconscious from that anvil.

[AnkleLock]

-Rolls coug's unconscious body of the hill and takes it for himself.-