King Of The Hill
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Kairyuu Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 3646
- Joined: July 31, 2008
- Location: Somewhere boring
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chenhsi Goon
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- Posts: 634
- Joined: April 26, 2008
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Josephine Bateman Watcher
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- Posts: 0
- Joined: October 23, 2008
- Location: Disneyland, Magical Kingdom
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Reecer6 Goon
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- Posts: 158
- Joined: January 18, 2009
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 1617
- Joined: June 14, 2009
- Location: In your head
comes with a construction team and an assasin. The assasin kills reecer while the construction team levels the whole and builds a multi-million dollar condo, and I claim it.
My condoShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!-
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Josephine Bateman Watcher
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- Joined: October 23, 2008
- Location: Disneyland, Magical Kingdom
I've been speaking with my real estate agent, and she tells me you don't have the right permits for a full-scale condo. The fine: death.
My abandoned condo.[size=75][i][color=purple]i am the tower around which you orbited
i'm not proud i'm just taking orders
i fall to the groud within moments of impact
i hit back if hit and attack if attacked[/color][/i][/size]-
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
- crucial waukesha voter
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- Posts: 1834
- Joined: September 25, 2008
- Pronoun: he/him
- Location: crucial waukesha county
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 1617
- Joined: June 14, 2009
- Location: In your head
takes the show off the air
my white staticShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!-
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chenhsi Goon
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- Posts: 634
- Joined: April 26, 2008
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 1617
- Joined: June 14, 2009
- Location: In your head
*cuts chensi to pieces and uses his blood to make it even redder*
MY red staticShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!-
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chenhsi Goon
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- Posts: 634
- Joined: April 26, 2008
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yabbaguy (O)ptimized
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- Posts: 3175
- Joined: April 26, 2009
- Location: Massachusetts
*falls into the pit of darkness, then Shifts just like the online game of the same name and winds up on top*
My 1000-mile high hill.yabbaguy ~ Winning without actually winning.
Town: 10-21 | Mafia: 3-4 | Other: 0-1
yGDB(meta + commentary)
- On reruns at Sens-O-Tape!-
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Kairyuu Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 3646
- Joined: July 31, 2008
- Location: Somewhere boring
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mykonian Frisian Shoulder-Demon
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- Posts: 11963
- Joined: August 27, 2008
I pull a hair out of Kairyuu's head.
and another one.
and then a handful of hairs.
I start pulling on one of his fingers, until I pull it of his hand with a loud "pop"
I pull another one out. After I have finished with both his hands, Kai begs for death.
I give it to him, by making a whole in his belly by punching hard in it, after which I enter it again and let my hand move up his chest, so I can pull his heart out.
my hillSurrender, imagine and of course wear something nice.-
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 1617
- Joined: June 14, 2009
- Location: In your head
I climb to the top of the hill and sit down...mykonian feels uncontent, and leaves on an epic journey in the belief that somewhere out there is a bigger hill to control...I peacefully meditate on the hill, secure in the knowledge that I have already found it.
My hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!-
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mask man Goon
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- Joined: October 10, 2008
I climb the hill and meditate peacefully with saberwolf.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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chenhsi Goon
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- Posts: 634
- Joined: April 26, 2008
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mask man Goon
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- Posts: 489
- Joined: October 10, 2008
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || saberwolf has been killed. |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || saberwolf was a Retired Arsonist (town). |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || mask_man has been killed. |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || mask_man has returned to life! |||
/msg xylbot mafiakill chenhsiShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 1617
- Joined: June 14, 2009
- Location: In your head
*mourns the loss of his stunt double and rejoins mask man on the hill*
our hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!-
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mask man Goon
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- Posts: 489
- Joined: October 10, 2008
/me raises the axe from behind saberwolf....
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I can't do it...
*lays the axe down infront of saberwolf.
I proclaim this hill, Farmenia!
Hail Farmenia,
The hill of greatness.
Hail Farmenia,
Twas born hateless.
The bard Song, sharp as Athem.
Farmenia, a land of free.
With proclamation, this song shall be,
Our Anthem.
To those that enter,
Bring only peace.
Thee that regret her,
Thou art obese.
He who bring war,
We have no doubt,
You're a fucking whore,
Now GTFO!
With this song, I proclaim our country.
And with this axe, I proclaim our boardering of the ShadowLands.
*Throws axe to the foot of the hill*
The first Age of Farmenia has begun!ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 1617
- Joined: June 14, 2009
- Location: In your head
*shoots chenhsi with his shotgun before he can finish typing his next post*
MY pre-emptive strikeShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!-
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mask man Goon
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- Posts: 489
- Joined: October 10, 2008
*stops bullets with Elf Magix0r*
This be free land,
And besides that, you failed.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 1617
- Joined: June 14, 2009
- Location: In your head
awwes
*hits mask man with the shotgun....in his mind*
*puts the shotgun away and has a nice day on the hill with mask man*Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!-
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mask man Goon
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- Posts: 489
- Joined: October 10, 2008
Forever this great hill shall be rules by only the people,
however that does not stop equal roles of power with different meanings.
saberwolf shall become the shotgun guard. and I, the peace negotiator!
All are welcome to join our land, or get headshot'd.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Kairyuu Mafia Scum
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- Posts: 3646
- Joined: July 31, 2008
- Location: Somewhere boring
Calling upon my psionic prowess, I efortlessly force-choke both mask man and saberwolf from outside of shotgun range. I then take the conveniently placedplot deviceaxe and use it to chop them into little pieces staining the ground red with their blood.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
My hill!Because, no matter how you dress it up, that's what the world is. A community of idiots doing a series of things until the world explodes and we all die.
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