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Post Post #1700 (ISO) » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:46 am

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You are
A salsa dancer


You win if you get all the ladies in the game to say "yes" to dancing salsa with you.
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Post Post #1701 (ISO) » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:28 am

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zwetschenwasser wrote:You are
A salsa dancer


You win if you get all the ladies in the game to say "yes" to dancing salsa with you.
You are a
lady
and you hate to dance.

If at any time you answer "yes" to a request for a dance, you lose. Otherwise, you win with the town.
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Post Post #1702 (ISO) » Tue May 26, 2009 8:54 am

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You own the fancy dress shop in town, if the cop investigates you, he sees you dressed up as scum. If the scum roleblock or attempt to kill you you have to pm everyone else in the game asking if they are your scum partner, you die when the townie who dresses as a doctor tries to protect you or you are lynched

You think you are the doctor you might be able to protect one person each night (2 people get this message) one is the fancy dress shop owners best friend Roy, the normal doctor can protect people but the fake doctor knows the fancy dress shop owner is townie and if he protects him he really kills him.

p.s. the scum when they kill someone leave clues behind, the cop is just playing dress up and I choose according to how evil their names are to say if they are guilty or innocent. There are also 10 townies .... have fun
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Post Post #1703 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2009 4:46 am

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You are a
Suicide Cult Master
. Each night you may recruit another player into your Cult, regardless of their alignment. You and your recruits only win if
all
players are dead at endgame.

Notes: if they ever get into a position in which a regular Cult would win (e.g. Cult majority with no killers alive) everybody bar Survivors loses.
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Post Post #1704 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2009 6:52 am

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you are Tim Taylor. the world implodes if you don't completely screw up every action you do, including voting.

you are
"Chuck Norris
. you win when you feel like it. you will round house kick anyone who is stupid enough to attempt to lynch you, day kill you, or night kill you. said round house kick results in the entire milky way galaxy being completely destroyed, along with everything in it(except you of course).
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Post Post #1705 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2009 5:20 pm

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You are a Faith Healer. You win with the town. Target someone and there is a fifty-fifty chance you will protect them.
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Post Post #1706 (ISO) » Fri May 29, 2009 4:31 am

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You are
mafia
with X and Y.
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Post Post #1707 (ISO) » Fri May 29, 2009 4:50 am

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You are a
Compulsive Martyr
. Every night, you must submit a name to the mod to protect. You will die if that person is targeted for death, but they will be protected.
If you fail to submit an action, you will automatically assumed to have protected the mafia's target, and die.

You lose if you die.
You win if you are still alive in a town-win endgame.

Edited.
Last edited by molestargazer on Fri May 29, 2009 6:41 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Post Post #1708 (ISO) » Fri May 29, 2009 5:01 am

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molestargazer wrote:You are a
Compulsive Martyr
. Every night, you must submit a name to the mod to protect. You will die if that person is targeted for death, but they will be protected.
If you fail to submit an action, you will automatically assumed to have protected the mafia's target, and die.

You win with the town.
This is supposed to be a
bad
role?
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Post Post #1709 (ISO) » Fri May 29, 2009 5:09 am

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For the guy who gets it, yeah. Perhaps I should add he loses if he dies to make it more recognisable.
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Post Post #1710 (ISO) » Fri May 29, 2009 5:50 am

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molestargazer wrote:For the guy who gets it, yeah. Perhaps I should add he loses if he dies to make it more recognisable.
Without lose=die it's actually an okay role, better than vanilla townie. The change makes it bad yes.
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Post Post #1711 (ISO) » Fri May 29, 2009 6:16 am

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molestargazer wrote:You are a
Compulsive Martyr
. Every night, you must submit a name to the mod to protect. You will die if that person is targeted for death, but they will be protected.
If you fail to submit an action, you will automatically assumed to have protected the mafia's target, and die.

You win with the town.
Um, you refuse to send an action, and automatically protect someone the mafia doesn't want to see in-game. This is not a worst at all.
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Post Post #1712 (ISO) » Fri May 29, 2009 6:40 am

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Fine, fine, assume that edit I mentioned.
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Post Post #1713 (ISO) » Sat May 30, 2009 9:22 am

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11 exclusive survivors who have to be the last person left alive to win, at the end one would probably have to vote for themselves or they will lose.
3 vanilla townies, you win if all the mafia never equal or outnumber the townies.
2 Mafia, you win if you equal or outnumber the other players.
15 Jesters, you want to be lynched, you win if you are lynched, you lose if you aren't lynched.
Closed setup...please have fun trying to play this game.....especially if you are a survivor or scum.
Actually these aren't really worst roles it's just the context that makes them bad roles.
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Post Post #1714 (ISO) » Sat May 30, 2009 9:49 am

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You are Barney the Dinosaur. You only win if you get "..and they all lived happily ever after". You may not vote.
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Post Post #1715 (ISO) » Sat May 30, 2009 9:01 pm

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You win when rocks fall and everyone die.
We must embrace the pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
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Post Post #1716 (ISO) » Sat May 30, 2009 10:35 pm

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Xylthixlm wrote:
molestargazer wrote:You are a
Compulsive Martyr
. Every night, you must submit a name to the mod to protect. You will die if that person is targeted for death, but they will be protected.
If you fail to submit an action, you will automatically assumed to have protected the mafia's target, and die.

You win with the town.
This is supposed to be a
bad
role?
If there is already a doc in the set-up, if the doctor protects the mafia's target and so does the compulsive martyr, does the doctor's protection stop the compulsive martyr from dying?
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Post Post #1717 (ISO) » Sun May 31, 2009 5:02 am

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hp [leaves] wrote:You win when rocks fall and everyone die.
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Post Post #1718 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:48 am

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Mod wrote:
You're an Agressive Suicide Bomber Mafia Goon!! Youa always have a bomb strapped to you, you can choose day or night, when to explode yourself. When you blow up there is a 9/10 chance that at least one of your Scumbuddies will die too. 1/10 a Power role will die. Have fun.

You win when you make everyone so scared of you that they say !AH YOU'RE AN AGRESSIVE SUICIDE MAFIA BOMBER!"
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Post Post #1719 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:14 am

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You are
Xylthixlm with a daykill
. You must use your daykill within 72 hours of the start of the game. You win if you kill scum.
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Post Post #1720 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:37 am

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Mole: Nothing wrong with posting a good role in this thread. I've posted quite a few roles here I would actually use. :)

Mafiaplayer: That's actually a real role. Well, normally it's an "insane doctor" who kills everyone he targets; insane faith healer is even more evil, for obvious reasons.
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Post Post #1721 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:01 am

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you are a
chemist


one time only you may choose to poison someone. You must poison them at night. They will die the next night.
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Post Post #1722 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:52 am

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Chemist? Seems more like a terrorist..
They have escaped into the mansion where they thought it was safe.

Yet…
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Post Post #1723 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:54 am

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canadianbovine wrote:you are a
chemist


one time only you may choose to poison someone. You must poison them at night. They will die the next night.
Pretty sure this role (under some different names) has been used in more than one game here. Not a lot wrong with it.
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Post Post #1724 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:12 am

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You are a mafia counterfeiter.

Normally, your job would be to sit behind the scenes and make money (sometimes literally). However, it seems you've been sent out to the front lines this time, because the town has taken to checking people's identities before stringing them up and lynching them (the nerve!). As such, role PM quoting is allowed in this game. Your job is to submit, on night 0, 3 fakeclaims (with as much or as little detail as you like) and I will write three role PMs for you. On subsequent nights you may create more fakeclaims at a rate of a fakeclaim per night.

You win when the mafia wins yadda yadda.
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