Kyle: What?!
Cartman: Kids who have gingervitus cannot be cured. Ah sick! Gross! Yeck! Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun. Not unlike... vampires.
Class: Aaaah.
Kyle: That's not true, fatass! I have red hair, and I don't have to avoid the sun!
Cartman: I was getting to that, if you will let me. Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called "daywalkers."
Butters: Ho! Daywalkers!
Kyle: This is all a bunch of crap!
Cartman: Mrs. Garrison, I'm really havin' a difficult time with all these interruptions...
Mrs. Garrison: Kyle, let Eric give his presentation.
Kyle: It's not a presentation, it's a hate speech! People aren't creeped out by gingers!
Clyde: I am.
Mrs. Garrison: Kyle, if you wanna debate Eric, you can do so with your paper tomorrow!
Kyle: Fine, I will!
Cartman: Fine! In the meantime, shut your Goddamned daywalker mouth! Let's see, where was I? Oh yes! Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse, and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again.
ZazieR - 2 (Wall-E, mykonian)
Empking - 2 (Spolium, ZazieR)
Spolium - 1 (Empking)
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Debonair Danny DiPietro
With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!
Deadline is May 4th at midnight EST.
Happy Birthday Danny!