Lynch All Lurkers Mafia! GAME OVER

[Xylthixlm]

I've had it with arguig with dgb. Much her or don't. I'll be there to say I told you so after the lynch.

Meanwhile, I should put together some thoughts for you all to read after I die overnight.

[Yosarian2]

7 DrippingGoofball (Xylthixlm, roflcopter, ortolan, Empking, SpyreX, image, elvis_knits)
2 MafiaSSK (DrippingGoofball, populartajo)
1 ortolan (q21, )
4 Unvote (Antihero, BrianMcQueso, MafiaSSK, Stephoscope)

14 alive; 8 to lynch.

[DrippingGoofball]

Before "you're awesome scum who could lynch anyone with just chewing gum and a toothpick": no I'm not. If you were afraid of a two person wagon it's because you thought it was right.

Who's afraid of a two person wagon? Me? I'm begging people to vote me so that I can self-hammer. You are afraid of a wagon on yourself, that one one has even suggested, except me. I'm dying today, everything I wrote will be completely forgotten tomorrow (I've played enough games to know this). Why are YOU worried? Is it because you think a wagon on you would be right?

Before someone points out mind screw 3, the scum engineered almost no mislynches that game. We won through role powers and self-voting townies. (the towies did have reason in that game)

I believe that I have my own reasons,

valid reasons

, in this game. Some are strategic (ie, in light of a complete lack of actual scumhunting, or players paying attention to actual scumhunting efforts, I'd rather die as vanilla than the claimed power role).

BTW I have never, ever self-hammered while holding a power role.

[DrippingGoofball]

7 DrippingGoofball (Xylthixlm, roflcopter, ortolan, Empking, SpyreX, image, elvis_knits)
2 MafiaSSK (DrippingGoofball, populartajo)
1 ortolan (q21, )
4 Unvote (Antihero, BrianMcQueso, MafiaSSK, Stephoscope)

14 alive; 8 to lynch.

Oooo I didn't know I was at minus 1!

JOY

unvote, vote: DrippingGoofball

[DrippingGoofball]

<3 take care tajo.

I did it for you.

[DrippingGoofball]

Please remember to lynch MafiaSSK. The scum won't bus, it'll be an uphill battle.

[DrippingGoofball]

Xyl knows I'm town. He's scum.

[DrippingGoofball]

Elvis knows I'm town. Watch her. She's not scum hunting AT ALL.

[DrippingGoofball]

roflcopter will lead the town to its ruin AGAIN if he's town.

Worse still if he's scum. Which he almost certainly is.

[ortolan]

new theory: DGB is scum, tajo is town, Xyl is scum (assuming DGB actually does flip scum).

[DrippingGoofball]

ortolan is scum that tried to frame tajo. Lynch him. It will be hard.

[DrippingGoofball]

new theory: DGB is scum, tajo is town, Xyl is scum (assuming DGB actually does flip scum).

You're so scum. I just self-hammered.

[DrippingGoofball]

new theory: DGB is scum, tajo is town, Xyl is scum (assuming DGB actually does flip scum).

After I flip town you'll say tajo is scum again.

DIE

[DrippingGoofball]

SCUM

- from scummiest to least scummy
8. MafiaSSK
4. Xylthixlm
12. elvis_knits
17. ortolan
6. roflcopter

NEUTRAL

10. antiheroMastin
5. image
16. wolfcrierSpyreX
9. Empking
13. q21
14. Stephoscope

TOWN

2. BrianMcQueso
15. populartajo
1. Dripping Goofball

REMEMBER

[ortolan]

The benefit of WIFOMing your buddies (when you were obviously going to die anyway) by self-hammering and proceeding to flip scum is not to be underestimated.

[Xylthixlm]

Before "you're awesome scum who could lynch anyone with just chewing gum and a toothpick": no I'm not. If you were afraid of a two person wagon it's because you thought it was right.

Who's afraid of a two person wagon? Me? I'm begging people to vote me so that I can self-hammer. You are afraid of a wagon on yourself, that one one has even suggested, except me. I'm dying today, everything I wrote will be completely forgotten tomorrow (I've played enough games to know this). Why are YOU worried? Is it because you think a wagon on you would be right?

Before someone points out mind screw 3, the scum engineered almost no mislynches that game. We won through role powers and self-voting townies. (the towies did have reason in that game)

I believe that I have my own reasons,

valid reasons

, in this game. Some are strategic (ie, in light of a complete lack of actual scumhunting, or players paying attention to actual scumhunting efforts, I'd rather die as vanilla than the claimed power role).

BTW I have never, ever self-hammered while holding a power role.

By "valid reasons" I meant a townie-jester and a powerful info role that triggered on lynch.

[Xylthixlm]

new theory: DGB is scum, tajo is town, Xyl is scum (assuming DGB actually does flip scum).

You're forgetting that I don't bus. And if I did bus it wouldn't be dgb, I like her a lot better than the average scumbuddy.

[Yosarian2]

8 DrippingGoofball (Xylthixlm, roflcopter, ortolan, Empking, SpyreX, image, elvis_knits)
1 MafiaSSK (populartajo)
1 ortolan (q21, )
4 Unvote (Antihero, BrianMcQueso, MafiaSSK, Stephoscope)

14 alive; 8 to lynch.

DGB, Vanilla Townie, is lynched.

It is now night 2. The night will last 48 hours.

[Yosarian2]

SpyreX , Vanilla Townie, has been shot.

It is now day 3. Because of the early finish of day 2, 1 extra week carries over, so day 3 deadline will be 4 weeks from today.

[Yosarian2]

With 12 alive, 7 votes to lynch.

[image]

Tajo, any results tonight? Or were you RB'd again?

[ortolan]

hello

[Xylthixlm]

I am never playing with xtoxm or dgb ever again. I mean it. I've banned people from #mafia for stunts like that.

[Xylthixlm]

I want to lynch Tajo just to spite dgb, but I think I'll control myself.

[roflcopter]

I want to lynch Tajo just to spite dgb, but I think I'll control myself.

i want to lynch tajo just because dgb was wrong. are you going to refuse to do so because you don't bus?

vote: tajo