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Who would you rather work for?

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Post Post #200 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:35 am

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Excuse Me Animorpherv1, but if you look through your post history you have posted every day since 31 of March. Therefore it must mean you have another reason.

So tell us the real one
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Post Post #201 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:32 am

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Max wrote:Excuse Me Animorpherv1, but if you look through your post history you have posted every day since 31 of March. Therefore it must mean you have another reason.

So tell us the real one
Those days were BEFORE March 31st.
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Post Post #202 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:24 pm

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animorpherv1 wrote:I wasn't here for 2 days furing the challenge, so I didn't know about it, and I almost never upload my stuff on to the computer, before anyone blames me. Also, Not here on the 16th.
Excuse me Mr.Trump, but unless I am much mistaken, animorph posted 13 times on the site between the start and end of the challenge.
(11:04:10 PM) senspizzaline: That's actually my bold prediction for the year
(11:04:19 PM) senspizzaline: Miami finishes 2nd in the AFCE.
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Post Post #203 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:13 pm

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SensFan wrote:
animorpherv1 wrote:I wasn't here for 2 days furing the challenge, so I didn't know about it, and I almost never upload my stuff on to the computer, before anyone blames me. Also, Not here on the 16th.
Excuse me Mr.Trump, but unless I am much mistaken, animorph posted 13 times on the site between the start and end of the challenge.
I played the game when I got the time. I wasn't a big fan of uploading the picture, as it would only be used that once (altough it was a good idea on Mr. Trump's part).
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Post Post #204 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:17 pm

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animorpherv1 wrote:
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animorpherv1 wrote:I wasn't here for 2 days furing the challenge, so I didn't know about it, and I almost never upload my stuff on to the computer, before anyone blames me. Also, Not here on the 16th.
Excuse me Mr.Trump, but unless I am much mistaken, animorph posted 13 times on the site between the start and end of the challenge.
I played the game when I got the time. I wasn't a big fan of uploading the picture, as it would only be used that once (altough it was a good idea on Mr. Trump's part).
You are a liar and deserve to be fired immediately. When I was with Virgo, you did pretty much jack shit the entire time then too.
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Post Post #205 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:41 pm

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animorpherv1 wrote:
SensFan wrote:
animorpherv1 wrote:
I wasn't here for 2 days furing the challenge
, so
I didn't know about it,
and I almost never upload my stuff on to the computer, before anyone blames me. Also, Not here on the 16th.
Excuse me Mr.Trump, but unless I am much mistaken,
animorph posted 13 times on the site between the start and end of the challenge.
I played the game when I got the time
. I wasn't a big fan of uploading the picture, as it would only be used that once (altough it was a good idea on Mr. Trump's part).
Bolded parts are a direct contradiction.
Red parts are a direct contradiction.

Would you like to stop lying now?
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(11:04:19 PM) senspizzaline: Miami finishes 2nd in the AFCE.
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Post Post #206 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:18 pm

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SensFan wrote:
animorpherv1 wrote:
SensFan wrote:
animorpherv1 wrote:
I wasn't here for 2 days furing the challenge
, so
I didn't know about it,
and I almost never upload my stuff on to the computer, before anyone blames me. Also, Not here on the 16th.
Excuse me Mr.Trump, but unless I am much mistaken,
animorph posted 13 times on the site between the start and end of the challenge.
I played the game when I got the time
. I wasn't a big fan of uploading the picture, as it would only be used that once (altough it was a good idea on Mr. Trump's part).
Bolded parts are a direct contradiction.
Red parts are a direct contradiction.

Would you like to stop lying now?
I'm not lying. I didn't check right away, and my computer broke before I remembered to look. Once I saw the challenge, I played it, but didn't shoot, for multiple reasons (one of which was stated above).
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Post Post #207 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:06 pm

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Mr. Trump, as soon as I saw this challenge, you know what I said? I said "fuck this". I knew these jackasses were going to fuck shit up so I just went out for some fucking drinks and hot bitches. I got pissed drunk, but then some fucking bitch's pussy gave me a fucking allergic reaction and my eyes got fucked up. No one tried to get me up or organize this fucking task on their own, and in fact some of these retards actually submitted a score LESS THAN the original fucking $20 you start out with. And at one point I asked my team for Acacia chardonnay and they gave me A CASE of chardonnay. What the fuck do they think I am, some kind of fucking alcoholic or something?

Given my performance on the last two tasks and the utter lack of competence of the other members of my team, I think you should give me another round to prove myself. If not.... fuck this shit.

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Post Post #208 (ISO) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:13 pm

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If anything Animorpherv1 should be fired.
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Post Post #209 (ISO) » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:26 pm

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Task 3 Results


Eagle Eye
tripled pickemgenius' profit of $316.38, doubled Panzerjager's profit of $285.10, and gained $269.93 from JDodge and $234.50 from SensFan for a total of $2023.77.

Virgo
tripled animorpherv1's profit of $5, doubled dahill1's profit of $7.28, and Max sold $78.28 while pacman sold $70.96 for a total of $178.66.


This task was a complete blowout, much huger than the last one. Not only did Eagle Eye outsell you after two weeks of losing, they outsold you by 11 times. It appears that JDodge is an effective Project Manager.
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Post Post #210 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:11 am

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I think the scores were misinterpreted...
Did you put the number:
on the top of the results?
or the final one?

ANIMORPH AND DAHILL YOUARE TOTAL IDIOTS!!!
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Post Post #211 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:59 am

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pacman281292 wrote:I think the scores were misinterpreted...
Did you put the number:
on the top of the results?
or the final one?

ANIMORPH AND DAHILL YOUARE TOTAL IDIOTS!!!
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The top number is way inflated, its the amount of money you got through sales.
The second number is the amount of money you spend on supplies.
The third number is the ridiculously low liquidation value you get.
The fourth number, and the one below the line, is the net profit. How much more money you have now then when you started.

This challenge was about maximizing profit.
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Post Post #212 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:11 am

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I would like to make the following statement in the event I get taken into the board room:

We did not hear from our project manager throughout the task. Therefore + was not a good manager

Animorpherv1 should be fired, for obvious reasons, profit of $5 is really poor, in 7 days he should easily have been able to make a profit of $20

I should not be fired because I gave the highest score and because in the last few hours I tried to rally around to get as many additional entries as possible
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Post Post #213 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:11 am

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SensFan wrote:
pacman281292 wrote:I think the scores were misinterpreted...
Did you put the number:
on the top of the results?
or the final one?

ANIMORPH AND DAHILL YOUARE TOTAL IDIOTS!!!
http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p37/ ... tand-1.jpg

The top number is way inflated, its the amount of money you got through sales.
The second number is the amount of money you spend on supplies.
The third number is the ridiculously low liquidation value you get.
The fourth number, and the one below the line, is the net profit. How much more money you have now then when you started.

This challenge was about maximizing profit.
exactly.
wow you definitely beat us... good job.
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Post Post #214 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:12 am

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Max wrote:I would like to make the following statement in the event I get taken into the board room:

We did not hear from our project manager throughout the task. Therefore + was not a good manager

Animorpherv1 should be fired, for obvious reasons, profit of $5 is really poor, in 7 days he should easily have been able to make a profit of $20

I should not be fired because I gave the highest score and because in the last few hours I tried to rally around to get as many additional entries as possible
I agree with Max.
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Post Post #215 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:26 am

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ShadowLurker wrote:
Task 3 Results


Eagle Eye
tripled pickemgenius' profit of $316.38, doubled Panzerjager's profit of $285.10, and gained $269.93 from JDodge and $234.50 from SensFan for a total of $2023.77.

Virgo
tripled animorpherv1's profit of $5, doubled dahill1's profit of $7.28, and Max sold $78.28 while pacman sold $70.96 for a total of $178.66.
So yeah..Can't be too mad at me for missing the deadline >_> Clearly they didn't know what they were doing.
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Post Post #216 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:31 am

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i sent it in
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max and pacman said that they did, so i have no idea how i got in 2nd.
however, i'm not here to blame them. they both did good jobs during this challenge. animorph did not once contact any of us through the thread or OOT, to my knowledge. he just sent in a score without consulting us. although + was also absent, he has a much better track record than animorph so this choice should be obvious in my opinion.
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Post Post #217 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:45 pm

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Post Post #218 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:52 pm

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Max wrote:I would like to make the following statement in the event I get taken into the board room:

We did not hear from our project manager throughout the task. Therefore + was not a good manager

Animorpherv1 should be fired, for obvious reasons, profit of $5 is really poor, in 7 days he should easily have been able to make a profit of $20

I should not be fired because I gave the highest score and because in the last few hours I tried to rally around to get as many additional entries as possible
1. First task, you showed up and said "i'm not contributing." You then showed up and suggested the name "Juvenescense", citing that neither Growth nor Virgo were "good enough". I shot it down, citing that yours sounded like a shitty mainstream goth metal band. You spent the rest of the task whining.

2. Second task, you contributed jack shit and complained all the way.

3. Third task, you string together your best effort, which still fucking sucks. Hint: I hit that on my first 7-day game. You then spent the rest of the time complaining.

Animo I agree on.

+ is a terrible person to fire; there was not much to do as project manager this task except coordinate when things were sent in. He excelled and pretty much won the entire task for us last time single-handedly. You know, the one that you contributed jack shit to except changing your sig as if anyone gives enough of a shit to read your posts.

So yeah, two who should go are animo and Max.
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Post Post #219 (ISO) » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:54 pm

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Oh, and Max was the person that propagated and encouraged the use of the quicktopic I MADE FOR VIRGO during this task. Sheer stupidity.
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Post Post #220 (ISO) » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:44 pm

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K, I'm bringing back animorph for being retarded, drench for being incompetent/insubordinate, and dahill who volunteered to back me up.
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Post Post #221 (ISO) » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:49 pm

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, why should I not fire you after your clusterfuck on this task?

animorpherv1
, everyone pretty much says you're worthless. Why should you stay?

dahill1
, do you know who Bradford is? Why the hell would you ever volunteer to be brought back into the Boardroom?

Drench
, what have you contributed on this task or prior tasks? Do you think you deserve to be in here?
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Post Post #222 (ISO) » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:50 pm

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Mr. Trump wrote:
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I'm not aware of Mr. Bradford but I do know of a Mr. Herschel Walker. As for the second question, I'd like to point out that I did not volunteer per say, but was asked and I very grudgingly accepted. Plus, I want to make sure that Eteo isn't fired as he's a valuable asset to our team.
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Post Post #223 (ISO) » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:51 pm

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ShadowLurker wrote:
animorpherv1
, everyone pretty much says you're worthless. Why should you stay?
I should stay because, with my team, they seem to do more talking at night (aka I CAN'T GET ON BECAUSE I'M SLEEPING) then they do at day. when I read the post times, there are post at not even 1:00 AM.
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Post Post #224 (ISO) » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:51 pm

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animorpherv1 wrote:
ShadowLurker wrote:
animorpherv1
, everyone pretty much says you're worthless. Why should you stay?
I should stay because, with my team, they seem to do more talking at night (aka I CAN'T GET ON BECAUSE I'M SLEEPING) then they do at day. when I read the post times, there are post at not even 1:00 AM.
What? I'm in high school just like you are, so I know our hours are pretty much the same. You have no excuses.
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