Open 122 - Near Vanilla (Game over)

dejkha · Post Post #500 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:47 am

Is anyone (aside from Kmd) opposed to the hammer? I really want to do it.

hewitt · Post Post #501 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:49 am

Uh no it's not the pro-town thing to do if you get hammered and you're town. Then it just hurts us obviously. Empking somebody is going to hammer you and soon and unless you do something to show you're town.

Empking · Post Post #502 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:49 am

Hewitt and Dejhka are scum. 100%

Empking · Post Post #503 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:50 am

hewitt wrote:Uh no it's not the pro-town thing to do if you get hammered and you're town. Then it just hurts us obviously. Empking somebody is going to hammer you and soon and unless you do something to show you're town.

Active lurking and lies.

hewitt · Post Post #504 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:50 am

Not giving a reason as to why we're scum is scummy Empking. By your own logic you're scum.

Empking · Post Post #505 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:50 am

dejkha wrote:Is anyone (aside from Kmd) opposed to the hammer? I really want to do it.

Trying to get off responsibility for a hammer.

hewitt · Post Post #506 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:56 am

You didn't give a reason as to why I'm 100% scum Empking. That's scummy according to you so why am I 100% scum?

dejkha · Post Post #507 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:57 am

Oh boy, I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to. Man, I wish the hammer was a real hammer.

Empking · Post Post #508 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:57 am

dejkha wrote:Oh boy, I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to. Man, I wish the hammer was a real hammer.

Active lurking.

ac1983fan · Post Post #509 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:58 am

Empking wrote: I don't listen to wrong opinions - I listen to right ones though

You know what? you are honestly, the most arrogant mafia player I've ever played with. At first, I thought people were exaggerating about you. I guess I was wrong. You're playstyle is incredibly anti-town, because you assume you're right, you aren't claiming when you are at l-1, meaning that somebody might lynch you, thinking you are a power role. I'm so freaking ready to hammer. Please, are you a powerole? cause that is the only reason I'd want to keep you alive at this point.

zwetschenwasser · Post Post #510 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:17 am

Unvote

Now vote, Dejkha, and I'll hammer. Sheesh, you're all a bunch of sissies.

dejkha · Post Post #511 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:25 am

No way! Put your vote back on! Screw this, I'll just do it!

hewitt · Post Post #512 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:53 am

Okay, that's slightly annoying. If you think Empking is scum then vote for him.

dejkha · Post Post #513 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:58 am

But I want to hammer him! It's my dream!

hewitt · Post Post #514 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:03 pm

Okaaaay...I understand that but seriously if you think Empking is scum then you should vote for him. If you don't, then do not vote for him.

dejkha · Post Post #515 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:07 pm

Shit, fine.

Vote: Emp

Ok, Zwet. Go ahead and destroy all I have to live for.

hewitt · Post Post #516 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:11 pm

I know people are kind of treating this as a joke and all, but seriously I think Empking is scum in this game and if you don't think he's scum...don't vote. If you truly honestly believe he's scum then vote. I'm not sure if you're voting for him because you think he's scum dejkha or if it's just personal vendetta...

dejkha · Post Post #517 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:15 pm

Both. I mostly always think he's scum, except for one game I'm currently playing with him in. And if we're gonna get rid of him (which we will have to do if we hope to win), it's best that it's a day one.

ac1983fan · Post Post #518 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:22 pm

You know what?

vote: Empking

I think you are the most anti-town player in the game, and your refusal to budge on anything makes it impossible for us to try and find actual scum; if you are scum, it's just a bonus.

dejkha · Post Post #519 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:25 pm

At least it wasn't Zwet that hammered. I am really begging for him to be scum, because, if he is, I will be all over Kmd

hewitt · Post Post #520 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:30 pm

dejkha wrote:At least it wasn't Zwet that hammered. I am really begging for him to be scum, because, if he is, I will be all over Kmd

I think he is and that will be really interesting to hear what Kmd has to say.

maadneet · Post Post #521 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:04 pm

This post is a bit late, but whatever.

Unvote
Vote: Empking

Distracting the town prevents the town from finding scum. You have distracted the town multiple times - having to get a precise definition for OMGUS even when he stated what he meant by OMGUS, definition of bandwagoning, the "what am I?" grammar thing, being called a liar...

In addition, you have disregarded valid points against you by calling it active lurking.

Also:

Empking wrote:Idiots: Dejkha had admitted that his case is a complete lie.

Never did this happen. He only clarified what he meant by OMGUS. Hell, you never even addressed the other points he made.

Empking wrote:
dejkha wrote:You would know nothing about being good at this game. And if you do, then I'd suggest you start showing it.
I found scum.

Empking wrote:
dejkha wrote:Good god, you're stupid.
Yeah, now I'm certain.

...

Empking wrote:
Unvote:

I don't thin k he's scum any more.

You were so focused on him, then you drop your vote with nothing explaining why you don't think he's scum.

ac1983fan · Post Post #522 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:20 pm

L+1 then?

ZazieR · Post Post #523 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:22 pm

That's a lynch!
Kmd4390(0)
ac1983fan(0)
dejkha(0)
hohum(0)
maadneet(0)
zwetschenwasser(1) - Dejkha
Kreriov(1) - Kreriov
Rin Twisted(0)
Ztife(0)
hewitt(0)

Empking(7) - hohum, Kreriov, Ztife, mufasa, hewitt, ac1983fan, maadneet

AWA(0)
Mufasa(1) - Empking ('s alt)

Not voting(3) - zwetschenwasser, Rin Twisted, AWA

With 13 alive, you'll need 7 votes to lynch.
EXTRA: See rule 13

Dejkha: Gimme a hammer! A fake hammer won't do to get Empking killed. I REALLY want to hammer.
Zwet: Just do it. If you don't, I'll hammer him.
Dejkha: No, this is my dream!
The others:...
Dejkha: Fine. Just destroy my dream Zwet. Now I don't know what to do anymore *sniff*

Zazie: It seems that you have some trouble to decide who may free the world from Empking. So, I've brought someone with me to help you. He even brought a real hammer to please Dejkha. Bobo, go ahead:

(if somebody has some issues with a .gif, please PM me and I'll change it.)

Only Dejkha and Hohum are actually watching the things Bobo is doing to Empking. If you want to know what happened, you should ask one of them.

Empking - lynched day 1
He was a vannila townie.

Night will take some time due to the replacements I'm looking for. I also have to include Kmd's V/LA. So if you know someone who's willing to replace, please ask them.

ZazieR · Post Post #524 (ISO) » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:01 am

After a long night, the mayor was waiting for the suspects to come back. But he wasn't alone this time. He brought a special guest...

Mayor: Ah, it's good to meet you DrippingGoofball. After a terrible first day where a townie was lynched, we could definitly use some help from an experienced hunter.
DGB: Never let amateurs handle this. You should have asked me immediatly.
Mayor: We've learned our lesson. Well, here comes the first suspect already. Dripping, meet SpyreX.
DGB: Please, you may call me the Almighty One.
So SpyreX, why are you covered in blood?
SpyreX: Car crash, but I was the only one who got hurt...
DGB: Admitting that you tried to hit someone. Noted.
SpyreX: What are you talking about?! I was driving, saw a cute girl and due to paying attention to that girl, I hit a tree. She was with her boyfriend btw...
DGB: Liar! There was no car accident near me, and I don't have a boyfriend. See? You shouldn't let amateurs handle this. I've found scum already in a few minutes. And the town misused one day with such obvscum around.
Mayor:

Well done, I guess...

Kmd4390: SpyreX! I'm going to kill you!
DGB: Scum bussing already? That was fast. That you needed me here.
Kmd: Don't you dare to look at my girlfriend again!
SpyreX: Shoot!
DGB: So you're Kmd4390. Calm down. Tell me your story and we'll lynch you after your partner SpyreX has been lynched.
Kmd: He looked at my girl! And who are you and why are you talking about lynching me?
DGB: I'm the Almighty One. I'm the one who asks the questions here. So why are you using that as a reason to lynch him?
Kmd: It's not about SpyreX looking at my girl. It's about him looking my girl and then going with one hand down below!
SpyreX: I was grabbing my keys...
DGB: See he was grabbing his keys. You're assuming things too much, scum! And you don't have to bus him that obviously

Mayor: Dripping, perhaps you should know about SpyreX behaviour in this town...
DGB: It's the Almighty One! And you don't have to defend your buddy that obvious, scum!
Mayor: Perhaps you should investigate one of the other suspects who have just arrived...
DGB: You! Why are you covering your face?
VP Balter: Me? I'm covering my face, because I just had a plastic surgery...
DGB: If you don't want to be recognised as scum, you can just tell me. As if plastic surgery will save you from a lynch.
VP: No, I had plastic surgery, because ppl were calling me AWA the whole time...
DGB: Are you having some kind of MPS? So you've got Scum, Scum and Scum. Are you the scum man team?
VP: No!
DGB: Are you having a fase of denial?
VP: No.
DGB: See? You're denying.
VP: I meant yes.
DGB: So you are admitting that you have a fase of denial?
VP: I want to have a lawyer.
DGB: Then ask your scumbuddy VP if he want to be your lawyer. Otherwise you can still ask your other scumbuddy VP, VP.

DGB: I'm done here. The scum are: The mayor, Bobo and Kmd's girlfriend!
Enjoy your lynching. And you don't have to thank me. I know I'm awesome.

Everyone: ...

Mayor: It seems that all of you are here. That must mean that there was no kill last night! Also, you might have noticed that some players look different. AWA has had a plastic surgery (He wants to be called VP Baltar now) and Rin Twisted got into an accident which lead to a concussion. 'He' doesn't know anymore that he was a girl. He listens to the name SpyreX. That's pretty sad.
Anyway, have fun day 2.