Mini 757 - South Park Mafia (Game Over)

[charter]

South Park Mafia

I'm goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
Goin' down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night
People shouting 'Howdy Neighbor'
Heading on up to South Park.
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties,
I like girls with big vaginas.
Come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine.

Cartman: I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies... After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."
Scott: Oh my God! Oh my God!!
Cartman: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!
Stan: Jesus Christ, dude!
Scott: My mom and dad are dead! No! NOOO!!
[Radiohead arrives]
Thom: Uhm, excuse me?
Stan: Who are you?
Johnny: We're that band, Radiohead.
Scott: Jesus!
Ed: Jeez, what a li'l crybaby!
Colin: Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby??
Thom: You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.
Ed: Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool.
Thom: Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met.
Phil: Little crybaby!
Scott: No, wait! Waaiittt!! Oh my God, Oh my Gaawwwd!! Noooo!
Cartman: Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
Stan: Good call.
Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!

bold=confirmed

Alive (4/12)

fuzzylightning

Debonair Danny DiPietro

Xtoxm

nonny

Wall-E

Spolium

GhostWriter

mykonian

Dead (8/12)

Riceballtail (Mr. Mackey - Weak Doctor) Lynched Day One!

dejkha (Kenny McCormick - Dier) Dies Night One!

nicoliosgotpolio (Kyle Broflovski - Cop) Modkilled Day Two!

EsoMonty (Tweek Tweak - ??? Sixth Grade Wannabe) Modkilled Day Two!

RestFermata (Wendy Testaburger - Townie) Modkilled Day 2!

caf19 (Butters Stotch - Busdriver) Lynched Day Two!

ZazieR (Mr. Garrison - Reporter) Killed Night Two!

Empking (Chef - Jailkeeping Commuter) Sixth Grade Wannabe Lynched Day Three!

Rules

[01] Play nice and have fun.
[02] Bold your vote if you want it counted

Vote: charter

.

Unvote

is appreciated.
[03] Do not edit or delete any posts.
[04] Do not post in small, invisible, colored, or otherwise not normal text.
[05] Do not quote anything from me or anything not publically available in the thread.
[06] If you see a mistake I've made or have a question for me, post it in bold in thread or shoot me a PM or IM me.
[07] Bah post. Allowed.
[08] No talking outside this thread about this game with anybody unless your role PM allows it.
[09] Lynches require a majority of votes. At a deadline if there is no majority, there is no lynch. You may

Vote: No Lynch

.
[10] Once a person has been lynched, the game is in twilight until I post the death scene. Players may continue posting anything until then. The lynch cannot be undone.
[11] Players must post at least once every 72 hours or suffer a prod. Suffer enough prods and I will replace you.
[12] If you will be gone for 72 hours or more, let me know somehow.
[13] There are automatic two week deadlines, these can be extended if it is requested.
[14] If you do not send me a nightchoice by deadline, you will do nothing that night.
[15] Pretending to break a rule carries the same penalty as actually breaking it.

Here is a town win condition.

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone.

Kmd4390 is the fearless back up mod, so don't give him lip!

[charter]

Sending out roles now, confirm in thread. Gonna put flavor up in a bit too.

Ok, all the roles are out (took FOREVER). If you have any questions, PM me. Mafia may talk until day one starts. Day one will start once 11 people have confirmed, no need to wait for me to say anything.

[charter]

Sorry, I meant to say this before. Mafia can talk now until we start. You can continue to talk to for 48 hours from now (or until we start, whichever is later). I will let you know when you can't talk anymore.

[charter]

One more person needs to confirm and feel free to start immediately.

[charter]

Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Ah-ah-ah-are wooden desks all that are available? I usually prefer the plastic ones because these give me splinters.
Cartman: Ugh, ugh!
Ms. Choksondik: I'm sorry, Kyle. You'll just have to make do. Now let's get back to the lesson.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Is it cold in here? I realize we're in the mountains, but do we have to freeze to death?
Ms. Choksondik: Now Kyle, I need you to be quiet. In my class you need to be able to concentrate.
Cartman: Oh!
Ms. Choksondik: Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.
Cartman: Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp. AWGH! Damnit, damnit, damnit!
Kyle: CARTMAN!

Vote Count

dejkha - 2 (Spolium, caf19)
GhostWriter - 1 (Riceballtail)
Riceballtail - 1 (GhostWriter)
Empking - 1 (dejkha)
Xtoxm - 2 (EsoMonty, ZazieR)
caf19 - 1 (fuzzylightning)
EsoMonty - 1 (RestFermata)

Not Voting (3)

Xtoxm
nicoliosgotpolio
Empking

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

[charter]

nonny replaces Xtoxm

[charter]

Maury: Well, let's bring him out. Here's Eric Cartman!
Cartman: Wha'evah! Wha'evah! Maury, my mom can't control me, I'm tough! Go on, aks hurh!
Maury: Ms. Cartman, what does your son like to do?
Liane: Ooo, he loves playing with his Clyde Frog and Wellington Bear.
Cartman: Mom, we're pretending, remember? Sex and drugs.
Liane: Oh, I mean, sex and drugs.
Studio Audience: Oooohhh!
Cartman: What-evah! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Vanity: Oh, what-evah. You ain't tough, ho! I roam with gangs!
Cartman: Oh yeah?! I roam with twelve gangs! We only commit hate crimes! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Vanity: What Evah! You ain't bad! You ain't nothin'! I ditch class and go shoot heroin in the school bathroom!
Cartman: What-evah! I ran for Congress and won. Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body! What-evah, I'll do what I waunt!

Vote Count

dejkha - 1 (caf19)
GhostWriter - 1 (Riceballtail)
Riceballtail - 1 (GhostWriter)
Empking - 1 (dejkha)
nonny- 1 (ZazieR)
caf19 - 1 (fuzzylightning)

EsoMonty - 2 (RestFermata, Spolium)

ZazieR - 1 (Empking

Not Voting (3)

nonny
nicoliosgotpolio
EsoMonty

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

Also deadline is march 23 midnight EST. Can be extended if people request closer to deadline and I feel there's discussion to warrant it.

[charter]

Mr. Garrison: Okay, chlidren. Let's take our seats. We have something very important to discuss. Due to recent events around the country I've been instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school.
Kyle: About what?
Mr. Garrison: Now, does anybody know what sexual harassment means? Yes, Eric?
Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Vote Count

dejkha - 4 (caf19, Spolium, RestFermata, Empking)

GhostWriter - 1 (Riceballtail)
Riceballtail - 1 (GhostWriter)
nonny- 1 (ZazieR)
caf19 - 1 (fuzzylightning)
Spolium - 1 (dejkha

Not Voting (3)

nonny
nicoliosgotpolio
EsoMonty

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

This one is right, missed Spolium's vote before, sorry.

[charter]

Cartman: I'm gonna be on television, I'm gonna be on television.
Stan: We don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy.
Cartman: Egh, stop defending your little girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish.
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Stan: Dolphins are way smarter than you!
Cartman: If they're so smart, why do they live in igloos?
Stan: Dolphins don't live in igloos, that's eskimos!
Cartman: Dolphins, eskimos, who cares?! It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap!
Stan: Tell me what you wrote about!
Cartman: I can't. I have to go home and get in shape.
Stan: Yeah, right! You'll go and sit in front of the TV and eat cheesy poofs, ass-master!
Cartman: Screw you, hippie!

Vote Count

dejkha - 4 (caf19, Spolium, RestFermata, Empking)

GhostWriter - 1 (Riceballtail)
Riceballtail - 1 (GhostWriter)
nonny- 1 (ZazieR)
caf19 - 1 (fuzzylightning)
Spolium - 1 (dejkha

Not Voting (3)

nonny
nicoliosgotpolio
EsoMonty

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

I will probably quote the whole episode of Weight Gain 4000 by the end of this game. Such a good episode.

[charter]

There is no penalty for accidently forgetting a post restriction. Willful negligence of a post restriction will result in a modkill.

[charter]

votecount coming later

[charter]

So I've been really sick, so this is just a check in count.

Vote Count

dejkha - 4 (caf19, Spolium, RestFermata, Empking)

Empking - 1 (Riceballtail)
Riceballtail - 1 (ZazieR)
caf19 - 1 (fuzzylightning)
Spolium - 1 (dejkha

Not Voting (4)

nonny
nicoliosgotpolio
EsoMonty
GhostWriter

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch!

[charter]

Cartman: Sir, could you step out of the car, please?
Mr. McCormick: We're fine, officer.
Cartman: Anduuh who's, who's in here with you?
Mr. McCormick: Just me and my wife and my brother. And my wife's cousin and his son and my brother's girlfriend and our two kids-
Kenny: Hi, Cartman.
Mr. McCormick: -and my brother's girlfriend's mother, and this guy Bob who I met last year.
Cartman: [to the camera] Poor people tend tooo live in clusters.
Mr. McCormick: What? What did you say?
Cartman: Nothing- now, sir, is there some kind of uh-
Mrs. McCormick: I want him out of my house! He ain't worth a shit! He cain't even hold a fuckin' job!
Mr. McCormick: Shut up, bitch!
Cartman: Okay okay, let's try to watch the language: there's children present heuh.
Mrs. McCormick: He is a lazy-ass motherfucker!
Mr. McCormick: Look what she did to my fuckin' eye.
Mrs. McCormick: I'll do it again!!
Kenny and his brother: Eh-Mom hit Dad again!
Cartman: Now, thee first thing to do in domestic disturbance calls like this one is to just calm everybody down. Respect my authoriteh!!
Kenny: God-dammit, Cartman!
Mr. McCormick: Aagh!

Vote Count

dejkha - 4 (Spolium, RestFermata, Empking, nicoliosgotpolio)

Empking - 1 (Riceballtail)
Riceballtail - 1 (ZazieR)
caf19 - 1 (fuzzylightning)
nonny - 1 (dejkha)

Not Voting (4)

nonny
caf19
EsoMonty
GhostWriter

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch!
Deadline March 23rd.

@ Mod: prod fuzzylightning please?

Done

[charter]

Prodding EsoMonty and RestFermata.

[charter]

Looking for a replacement for fuzzylightning.

[charter]

...So I'm an idiot and accidently deleted this votecount. If anyone needs, ask in thread or PM me and I'll put it back up. Else, just try and work around my incompetence

[charter]

Cartman: I got a Christmas present! I got a Christmas present! …Maybe I can see what it is. I'll just open one little corner. Let's see here. That's good, I'll rewrap it later! [box reads, "LIFESIZED Blow-Up ANTONIO BANDERAS LOVE DOLL. WITH REALISTIC GENITALIA"] Oh, sweet! Life-sized blow-up Antonio Banderas love doll! With realistic geni-ta-lia. Oh, this kicks ass! What a cool Christmas present my mom got! [blows it up through the penis]

Vote Count

dejkha - 2 (RestFermata, nicoliosgotpolio)
Empking - 1 (Riceballtail)

Riceballtail - 4 (ZazieR, EsoMonty, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Empking)

nonny - 1 (dejkha)
nicoliosgotpolio - 1 (caf19)

Not Voting (3)

nonny
GhostWriter
Spolium

With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch!
Deadline March 23rd at midnight EST. If there is no majority at deadline, there is no lynch.

I will give one warning if I feel someone is neglecting their post restriction. If they don't shape up, they will be modkilled and I will take an action to hurt their faction.

[charter]

Phillip: Say Terrance, this body appears to have been moved since the murder. Look at the forensic evidence around the torso.
Terrance: I don't see anything.
Phillip: Look closer. Closer. Hunh-nh.
Terrance: I still don't see anything, Phillip.
Phillip: Waitwait. Hunh.
Cartman: I know what's gonna happen, Mom. You wanna know what's gonna happen?
Phillip: Keep looking, Terrance. The forensic evidence is right around here. [grunts long, farts, and cackles. The camera pulls back to reveal Terrance standing on a stool. Phillip looks to see Terrance ready to fart on him. Terrance lets loose…] Ah! […and Phillip is blown into a nearby wall, then falls on his side] Af!
Terrance: AAHahahahahahaaa!
Cartman: Whoa! That totally surprised me! I can't believe how the show manages to stay fresh.

Vote Count

dejkha - 2 (RestFermata, nicoliosgotpolio)
Debonair Danny DiPietro - 1 (Riceballtail)

Riceballtail - 6 (ZazieR, EsoMonty, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Empking, Spolium, nonny)

nonny - 1 (dejkha)
nicoliosgotpolio - 1 (caf19)

Not Voting (1)

GhostWriter


With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch!
Deadline March 23rd at midnight EST (about 28 hours from this post). If there is no majority at deadline, there is no lynch.

[charter]

[Randy is hauled off to a waiting Conifer patrol car, drunk and tattered. His pants are down to his ankles]
Randy: This is for what?! Arresting me for what?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America! Huh?! Isn't this America?! I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

Vote Count

dejkha - 2 (RestFermata, nicoliosgotpolio)
Debonair Danny DiPietro - 1 (Riceballtail)

Riceballtail - 7 (ZazieR, EsoMonty, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Empking, Spolium, nonny, GhostWriter)

nonny - 1 (dejkha)
nicoliosgotpolio - 1 (caf19)

Not Voting (0)

Riceballtail (Mr. Mackey - Weak Doctor) Lynched Day One!

Win Condition -

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone mkay.

Night choices are due to me in 72 hours. If you have one and fail to send me one, it will be randomized if you must perform one, or you will do no action if you do not have to perform one.

[charter]

Mr. Garrison: And so, we will all miss Kenny, his playful laughter, his innocent smile. But we will never forget that it was because of brave Kenny that stem-cell research was allowed to continue.
Stan: I let Kenny down. I'm his worst f-f-f-friend.
Cartman: You guys! Come quick!
Kyle: What, Cartman
Cartman: It's... Why, it's a miracle, you guys!
Stan: What, Cartman? What's happened?
Cartman: Look. I put the stem cells from all the fetuses I had next to a Shakey's, and they ARE replicating a new Shakey's! It worked!
Stan: This whole time, you were just using Kenny's illness to lift the ban on stem cell research so you could sell your stupid fetuses?
Cartman: Stupid fetuses? It's my own Shakey's!
Kyle: I actually hugged you. I held you in my arms and, and, cried with you.
Cartman: I think I only need a hundred or so more aborted babies, and I can finish up the kitchen.

dejkha (Kenny McCormick - Dier) Dies Night One!

Win Condition -

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone and you have used your night action and are dead.

Day Two begins. Deadline is April 12th. With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch!

[charter]

nicoliosgotpolio, ZazieR, GhostWriter, and EsoMonty prodded. Everyone else has posted in the last three days.

[charter]

Spoilum has been warned about breaking her post restriction.

[charter]

No quote this time, sorry.

Vote Count

Debonair Danny DiPietro - 3 (Empking, Spolium, RestFermata)

Not Voting (7)

Debonair Danny DiPietro
nonny
nicoliosgotpolio
ZazieR
GhostWriter
caf19
EsoMonty


With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch!
Deadline is April 12th at midnight EST.

[charter]

nonny needs to be replaced, looking for one now.

[charter]

Prodding everyone, this is ridiculous. Still looking for nonny replacement.

[charter]

Esomonty and nicoliosgotpolio and Zazier prodded again. If they don't post in the next 48 hours they will be modkilled unless I can find a surge of replacements.

[charter]

I haven't heard anything from them. I think nicoliosgotpolio has left MS, conveniently without telling anyone. Esomonty seems to have dropped off the face of the earth. Don't know what ZazieR's deal is.

I'm going to pm them all again. Any of those that doesn't post by the time I have time to check this tomorrow will be modkilled. It will remain day until deadline. Deadline will most likely be extended when I get a replacement for nonny (is happening now).

edit: none of them picked up the last prod I sent. nicoliosgotpolio picked up the first one but didn't respond.

[charter]

Ok, here's the deal. ZazieR pm'ed me back saying she has had bare bones internet access, but assured me that she will be back tomorrow. I heard absolutely nothing from nicoliosgotpolio or EsoMonty. ZazieR is going to stay alive, but nicoliosgotpolio and EsoMonty will not. I would normally try and find you all some replacements, but it just took over a week for one, so I don't even want to think about two more.

Speaking of which, Wall-E replaces nonny.

nicoliosgotpolio (Kyle Broflovski - Cop) Modkilled Day Two!

Win Condition -

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone.

EsoMonty (Tweek Tweak - ??? Sixth Grade Wannabe) Modkilled Day Two!

Win Condition -

You win when the Sixth Grade Wannabe's are the only ones left alive, or nothing can prevent the same.

It is going to remain day, with deadline extended by one week for Wall-E. The new deadline is April 19th. If you all feel you need more time, it can be extended. I am wiping the votecount clean, if you were voting someone, you need to revote them. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Vote Count

Not Voting (8)

Debonair Danny DiPietro
Wall-E
ZazieR
GhostWriter
caf19
Spolium
Empking
RestFermata


With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch!
Deadline is April 19th at midnight EST.

Also, I noticed the picture in the first post is gone. I will find a humerous one to replace it.

[charter]

Looking for a RestFermata replacement. I will give ZazieR 24 more hours to post since she actually replied back with the intent of continuing.

[charter]

Vote Count

Debonair Danny DiPietro - 1 (Empking)

Not Voting (7)

Debonair Danny DiPietro
Wall-E
ZazieR
GhostWriter
caf19
Spolium
RestFermata


With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch!
Deadline is April 19th at midnight EST.

[charter]

Yes, I'll extend the deadline by a week. ZazieR has a few more hours.

[charter]

Wall-E has been prodded.

[charter]

Cartman: Screw you guys. I am going home.

Vote Count

Debonair Danny DiPietro - 1 (Empking)
ZazieR - 1 (Debonair Danny DiPietro

Not Voting (6)

Spolium
Wall-E
ZazieR
GhostWriter
caf19
RestFermata


With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch!
Deadline is April 26th at midnight EST.

[charter]

Anchor: But who exactly is... Mysterion?
Cartman: What?!
Anchor: Curious crowds in the town of South Park, Colorado. They've brought binoculars and camera phones trying to get a shot of a mysterius superhero.
Man 1: Uh, he was dressed mostly in black with a kind of... cloak.
Woman 1: He jumped down from the fire escape stairs, and then he just ran off. We barely got a look at him.
Man 2: To me it looked like Mysterion to me. Everyone who's seen Mysterion, say yeah!
Crowd: Yeah!
Man 3: Well I, I think he's kind of a symbol for the town, you know? A, a a symbol.that everyone who's sick of crime can uh can rally behind.
Cartman: Fuckin' butthole!
Man 4: Well if you ask me, he's a menace. There's no room for vigilantism in today's world!
Reporter: This artist rendition of Mysterion has already generated thousands of copies.

Vote Count

Debonair Danny DiPietro - 1 (Empking)
ZazieR - 1 (Debonair Danny DiPietro

Not Voting (6)

Spolium
Wall-E
ZazieR
GhostWriter
caf19
RestFermata


With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch!
Deadline is April 26th at midnight EST.

STILL looking for a RestFermata replacement...

[charter]

Ok... It's been nearly ten days since RestFermata requested replacement. STILL haven't found one, Danny has been trying to help find one, but still nothing. I'll give it a few more days, but I might have to modkill her too. Sorry that this is getting out of hand, but short of keep the day going indefinately, there's not much else I can do.

[charter]

Is our deadline still in effect?

No, will extend it once the RestFermata issue is resolved.

[charter]

Mass proddage.
I will most likely be gone for the next few days, so I'm going to PRAY someone volunteers to replace.

New deadline for May 4th, Midnight EST.

[charter]

MOD: Any word from Ghostwriter?

No. The hunt for a RestFermata replacement is now the hunt for a Ghostwriter replacement...

Mod: What is your policy of confirming post restrictions?

I'm not going to.

Vote Count

Debonair Danny DiPietro - 1 (Empking)
ZazieR - 1 (Debonair Danny DiPietro)
GhostWriter - 1 (Spolium)

Not Voting (4)

Wall-E
ZazieR
GhostWriter
caf19


With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!
Deadline is May 4th at midnight EST. This will not be extended for any reason.

RestFermata (Wendy Testaburger - Townie) Modkilled Day 2!

Win Condtion -

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone.

Oh how I love modkilling people! I plead that no one else drop...

[charter]

To clarify, If I warn someone of breaking it, then they obviously have one. I'm not clarifying anything further than issuing warnings to people.

Don't really see how this is confusing, but I've gotten PM's about it.

[charter]

Stan: I don't care! We're going!
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel.
The Boys: Aaagh!
Cartman: Oh no, not Towelie.
Towelie: When goin' someplace new, you should always bring a towel.
Stan: Okay, thanks, Towelie.
Towelie: Do you wanna get high?
Cartman: No, we don't wanna get high!!
Towelie: You mean, you don't want Towelie around?
Cartman: That's right!
Towelie: So am I to understand that there's been a ...Towelie ban?...

Vote Count

ZazieR - 1 (Debonair Danny DiPietro)
Empking - 1 (Spolium)
Spolium - 1 (Empking)

Not Voting (4)

Wall-E
ZazieR
mykonian
caf19


With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!
Deadline is May 4th at midnight EST.

[charter]

ZazieR is V/LA for a couple of days.

[charter]

Jimmy: Wow, what a what a great audience. So apparently Martha Stewart is out of jail. Have you have you heard about this, have you seen this? She's very excited to get started on her new show, "Martha Stewart Living, with an electronic ankle bracelet." So it looks like the Vatican has finally chosen a new Pope. Have you seen this, have you heard about this? A-a-apparently they're going to call him New Pope, a-and refer to John Paul as P-Pope Classic. Uh,.. so it so it looks like Michael Jackson is having back problem in court. You know... huh... you uh you know what they say about b-b-b-b-back problems.... Uh, uh gee, what a terrific audience. What a fantastic audience.

Vote Count

ZazieR - 1 (Debonair Danny DiPietro)
Empking - 1 (Spolium)
Spolium - 1 (Empking)

Not Voting (4)

Wall-E
ZazieR
mykonian
caf19


With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!
Deadline is May 4th at midnight EST.

[charter]

Cartman: Thank you, Mrs. Garrison. My speech is entitled "Ginger Kids: Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles." We've all seen them - on the playground, at the store, walking on the streets - they creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs. I'm talking of course about... ginger kids. Aww sick! Gross! Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red hair, and freckles. Aw, nasty! Yuck! This disease is called Gingervitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls.
Kyle: What?!
Cartman: Kids who have gingervitus cannot be cured. Ah sick! Gross! Yeck! Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun. Not unlike... vampires.
Class: Aaaah.
Kyle: That's not true, fatass! I have red hair, and I don't have to avoid the sun!
Cartman: I was getting to that, if you will let me. Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called "daywalkers."
Butters: Ho! Daywalkers!
Kyle: This is all a bunch of crap!
Cartman: Mrs. Garrison, I'm really havin' a difficult time with all these interruptions...
Mrs. Garrison: Kyle, let Eric give his presentation.
Kyle: It's not a presentation, it's a hate speech! People aren't creeped out by gingers!
Clyde: I am.
Mrs. Garrison: Kyle, if you wanna debate Eric, you can do so with your paper tomorrow!
Kyle: Fine, I will!
Cartman: Fine! In the meantime, shut your Goddamned daywalker mouth! Let's see, where was I? Oh yes! Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse, and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again.

Vote Count

ZazieR - 2 (Wall-E, mykonian)
Empking - 2 (Spolium, ZazieR)
Spolium - 1 (Empking)

Not Voting (2)

caf19
Debonair Danny DiPietro

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!
Deadline is May 4th at midnight EST.

Happy Birthday Danny!

[charter]

ZazieR has been prodded.

[charter]

No quote this time, busy day.

Vote Count

ZazieR - 2 (Wall-E, Empking)
Empking - 3 (Spolium, ZazieR, caf19)
caf19 - 2 (mykonian, Debonair Danny DiPietro)

Not Voting (0)

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!
Deadline is May 4th at midnight EST. (12 hours from now)

[charter]

Butters: Bring the World Cup to South Park so the... a huge soccer riot can destroy the-
Dougie: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!
Butters: [flips to plan #125-E] Take all the beer cans in South Park and have them shaken up in a huge mixer at the paint store so that-
Dougie: Episode 9F17 entitled "So It's Come To This!"
Butters: Fine! Then maybe I'll just forget about destroying the town and just run away and join the circus!
Dougie: ...Simpsons did it.
Butters: Dwaah!!

Vote Count

Empking - 3 (Spolium, ZazieR, caf19)
caf19 - 4 (mykonian, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Wall-E, Empking)

Not Voting (0)

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch!

caf19 (Butters Stotch - Busdriver) Lynched Day Two!

Win Condtion -

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone.

It is now Night Two. Night choices due in 72 hours.

[charter]

Cartman: Hey guys. Good morning. You guys... hear that another rape victim got saved by a superhero last night? They say it was the Coon.
Stan: Who's the Coon?
Cartman: I know, right?? "Who is the Coon?" It's what everyone must be asking themselves. Somebody is dressing up at night and taking the law into their own hands. As for me, I certainly don't agree with the Coon's reckless ways. If you ask me, there's no room in this world for vigilantes. I believe the Coon is a menace.
Kyle: ...Yeah, and dressing up and running around at night is faggy anyway.
Cartman: You're a fag, Kyle! Fuck you!
Kyle: ...Dude, what?!
Cartman: He's not a fag!
Kyle: Why do you care?
Cartman: Oh. I uh... well I ah ah I'm just... I'm just mad 'cause you should never use the term "fag," Kyle. That's a hate word. And it's insensitive to butt pirates. Anyway, what do you think about the Coon, Stan and Kenny? Do you think he's the savior this town needs or do you think he's a dangerous vigilante? Kenny?

ZazieR (Mr. Garrison - Reporter) Killed Night Two!

Win Condition -

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone.

Vote Count

Not Voting (5)

Debonair Danny DiPietro
Wall-E
Spolium
mykonian
Empking

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch! Deadline is May 21st at Midnight EST.

[charter]

Wall-E has been prodded.

[charter]

Vote Count

Not Voting (5)

Debonair Danny DiPietro
Wall-E
Spolium
mykonian
Empking

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch! Deadline is May 21st at Midnight EST.

[charter]

Vote Count

Empking - 1 (mykonian)

Not Voting (4)

Debonair Danny DiPietro
Wall-E
Spolium
Empking

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch! Deadline is May 21st at Midnight EST.

Wall-E prodded. Sorry about my lack of quotes, have been busy.

[charter]

Randy: KoRn is sending their demon minions upon us!
Crowd: Aaaaaah!
Jonathan: Alright, gang. Looks like we're gonna have to use our special KoRn powers. KoRn powers, vitalize!
Munky: Munky!
David: David!
Fieldy: Fieldy!
Head: Head!
Jonathan: Jonathan!
KoRn: Form of… CORN! [final starbursts give way to various corn products: two corncobs, a tub of popcorn, a can of creamed corn, and one corn kernel. The tub of popcorn swells and spits out several popped kernels. The townsfolk just stare and the corn products stay still. The pirates are seen staring. Soon, the products revert to the band mates]
Jonathan: Alright! Great job, gang!

Vote Count

Empking - 3 (mykonian, Spolium, Debonair Danny DiPietro)

Not Voting (2)

Wall-E
Empking

Empking (Chef - Jailkeeping Commuter) Sixth Grade Wannabe

Win Condition -

You win when the Sixth Grade Wannabe's are the only ones left alive, or nothing can prevent the same.

Night choices are due to me in 72 hours.

[charter]

Looking for a Wall-E replacement for failure to pick up prods. Night will be extended to give the replacement adequate time to read.

[charter]

If there isn't a replacement in the next 10ish hours (before night deadline is up), then it will be day.

[charter]

Xtoxm replaced Wall-E. Time for some writing then opening this back up.

[charter]

Maury: Our next guest suffers from a rare birth defect which caused his testicles and scrotum to grow from his chin.
Cartman: Testicles and scrotum!
Maury: Please welcome eight-and-a-half-year old Napoleon Bonaparte from South Park Colorado. Thanks so much for coming on our show.
Butters: Huh, that's okay, I, I s'pose.
Maury: So, is it tough being ...different?
Butters: Uhhh, yeah.
Maury: And do all the kids at school make fun of you?
Butters: They sure do. They always say to me, "Butters, you're not Kenny." But I never said I was Kenny. They say Kenny would do this and Kenny would do that-
Cartman: Uh oh, we're losin' him.
Butters: I'm tired of it. You hear me, fellas?! Kenny's dead and you'll just have tuh deal with it.
Maury: Uh, yeah, but I mean, do the kids make fun of you because of your condition?
Butters: Uh what condition?
Maury: You have balls that hang off your chin.
Butters: I do?? Uh. Oh. I, I mean, yeah-ah I do. Uh. Yeah, the kids at school make fun of me for that.

Xtoxm (Stan - Goon) Sixth Grade Wannabe

Killed Night Three!

Win Condition -

You win when the Sixth Grade Wannabe's are the only ones left alive, or nothing can prevent the same.

Spolium (Timmy - Townie) Killed Night Three!

Win Condition -

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone.

mykonian (Towelie - Commuting Voteloser) Endgamed Day Four!

Win Condition -

You win when all threats to the fourth grade are gone.

Debonair Danny DiPietro (Eric Cartman - Serial Killer) Wins!

Win Condition -

You win when you are one of two people alive, or you are the only person left alive.

[charter]

First off, I'm very sorry for day two. I tried to find replacements, but no luck. I should have asked Kmd4390, he's better at it than I. When three people left at once, I feared the game would stall out and die. I do wish it had gone different and sorry if I ruined it for anyone. Very sorry about all the flakers, I'm going to have to figure out ways to avoid it in the future. It also robbed town of another night to see that there was another killing faction (Danny) which hurt town even more.

Night Actions

Night One

dejkha - dies - Works
GhostWriter - not smoking - Works
EsoMonty - kills Spolium - Fails
Empking - targets dejkha - Fails
caf19 - no action received
nicoliosgotpolio - targets dejkha - Fails
ZazieR - targets dejkha - Fails
Riceballtail - Dead
nonny - no action received
Debonair Danny DiPietro - kills dejkha - Fails

Night Two

Empking jailed spoilium - worked
Danny tried to kill spoilium - failed
WallE killed Zazier - worked
Zazier targeted mykoniam - ZazieR died

Order night actions resolve in
dejkha Kenny McCormick (Poor) Dier
GhostWriter Towelie (RG-400 Smart Towel) Commuting Voteloser
EsoMonty Tweek Tweak (Coffee Drinker) ??? Sixth Grade Wannabe
Empking Chef (Ladies Man) Jailkeeper Sixth Grade Wannabe
caf19 Butters Stotch (Professor Chaos) Busdriver
nicoliosgotpolio Kyle Broflovski (Moral Compass) Cop
ZazieR Mr. Garrison (Confused Bastard) Watcher
Riceballtail Mr. Mackey (Counselor) Weak Doctor
nonny Stan Marsh (Animal Lover) Cool Sixth Grade Wannabe
Debonair Danny DiPietro Eric Cartman (BEEFCAKE) Serial Killer
Spolium Timmy (Retard) Townie
RestFermata Wendy Testaburger (Slut) Townie

If you guys want to see all the role PM's, let me know and I'll dig those out to. I hope you guys had fun, a huge thanks for playing!