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Post Post #1625 (ISO) » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:27 pm

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This is more of a bad setup idea, but:

2 cult recruiters on the same faction, but don't know of each other's existence. If they try to recruit each other or another cult member, the recruit attempt fails (since they are already recruited).
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Post Post #1626 (ISO) » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:21 am

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Role PM wrote:You are a
DOG
. Your master is XXXXX. Every time your master votes, your next post must include a vote for the same player. All of your posts must end in an exclamation point. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
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Post Post #1627 (ISO) » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:00 am

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What's the point of the exclamation mark post restriction?
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Post Post #1628 (ISO) » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:00 am

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Alduskkel wrote:What's the point of the exclamation mark post restriction?
Dogs are energetic.

There was something else for the post restriction, but I don't remember it.
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Post Post #1629 (ISO) » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:51 am

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Kmd4390 wrote:
Alduskkel wrote:What's the point of the exclamation mark post restriction?
Dogs are energetic.
Dogs can't talk :roll:

unless they're loldogs
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Post Post #1630 (ISO) » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:17 am

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Jahudo wrote:
unless they're loldogs
Or in cartoons.
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Post Post #1631 (ISO) » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:14 am

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Jahudo wrote:
Kmd4390 wrote:
Alduskkel wrote:What's the point of the exclamation mark post restriction?
Dogs are energetic.
Dogs can't talk :roll:

unless they're loldogs
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Post Post #1632 (ISO) » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:17 am

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Post Post #1633 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:38 am

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You are a
Cop/Cop/Cop


You are a cop/cop/cop with 3 different personalities, each of which may or may not have a different sanity. Each night, pick both which of your three cop roles you want to use and pick who you want to target, and you may or may not get some kind of result.

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Post Post #1634 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:55 am

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You are a
Compulsive Weak Jack of All Trades
. You have a one-shot ability to track, jail, vig, watch, investigate, roleblock, and protect someone and you must use all these abilities on Night 1. You cannot use more than one of these abilities on one person. If you target scum with any of these abilities, you will die. You win when all threats to the town are dead.
^Role must be used in an 8 player game with at least 1 scum.
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Post Post #1635 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:07 am

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You are the
Neutralizer, aka Game-Killer
. Every night you must target a living player. If the action succeeds, the targeted player will become a Neutral Survivor. You win with the town. Good luck; you'll need it.
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Post Post #1636 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:40 am

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Plum wrote:
You are the
Neutralizer, aka Game-Killer
. Every night you must target a living player. If the action succeeds, the targeted player will become a Neutral Survivor. You win with the town. Good luck; you'll need it.
Target the same person every night.
Everything you say and do matters. People will respond in ways you may never see. May those responses be what you intend.
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Post Post #1637 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:20 am

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You are the Neutralizer, aka Game-Killer. Every night you must target a living player. If the action succeeds, the targeted player will become a Neutral Survivor. You win with the town. Good luck; you'll need it.

YOU CANNOT SELECT THE SAME PERSON TWICE YOUR ACTIONS NEVER FAIL
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Post Post #1638 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:31 am

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Max wrote:
You are the Neutralizer, aka Game-Killer. Every night you must target a living player. If the action succeeds, the targeted player will become a Neutral Survivor. You win with the town. Good luck; you'll need it.

YOU CANNOT SELECT THE SAME PERSON TWICE YOUR ACTIONS NEVER FAIL
Vi found a loophole and Max fixed it. Now I think it's a full-fledged Worst Role.
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Post Post #1639 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:51 am

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Plum wrote:
Max wrote:
You are the Neutralizer, aka Game-Killer. Every night you must target a living player. If the action succeeds, the targeted player will become a Neutral Survivor. You win with the town. Good luck; you'll need it.

YOU CANNOT SELECT THE SAME PERSON TWICE YOUR ACTIONS NEVER FAIL
Vi found a loophole and Max fixed it. Now I think it's a full-fledged Worst Role.
Not really, it's like a compulsive vig except it makes zombies.
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Post Post #1640 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:20 am

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Max wrote:
You are the Neutralizer, aka Game-Killer. Every night you must target a living player. If the action succeeds, the targeted player will become a Neutral Survivor. You win with the town. Good luck; you'll need it.

YOU CANNOT SELECT THE SAME PERSON TWICE YOUR ACTIONS NEVER FAIL
Day 1, post 1, of Worst Role Mafia XL:

Vote:Yosarian
Guys, my worst role is so bad, I think we need to lynch me today or the town loses.
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #1641 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:24 am

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shaft.ed wrote:
Plum wrote:
Max wrote:
You are the Neutralizer, aka Game-Killer. Every night you must target a living player. If the action succeeds, the targeted player will become a Neutral Survivor. You win with the town. Good luck; you'll need it.

YOU CANNOT SELECT THE SAME PERSON TWICE YOUR ACTIONS NEVER FAIL
Vi found a loophole and Max fixed it. Now I think it's a full-fledged Worst Role.
Not really, it's like a compulsive vig except it makes zombies.
I never thought of it like that.
THAT'S AMAZING

Or, wait, wait... Theoretically, couldn't the last Mafioso break from the team and win by claiming scum and getting Survivorfied?
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Post Post #1642 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:28 am

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Vi wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:
Plum wrote:
Max wrote:
You are the Neutralizer, aka Game-Killer. Every night you must target a living player. If the action succeeds, the targeted player will become a Neutral Survivor. You win with the town. Good luck; you'll need it.

YOU CANNOT SELECT THE SAME PERSON TWICE YOUR ACTIONS NEVER FAIL
Vi found a loophole and Max fixed it. Now I think it's a full-fledged Worst Role.
Not really, it's like a compulsive vig except it makes zombies.
I never thought of it like that.
THAT'S AMAZING

Or, wait, wait... Theoretically, couldn't the last Mafioso break from the team and win by claiming scum and getting Survivorfied?
Actually, the breaking strategy would be for no one to lynch or kill anybody until every anti town faction is turned into a survivor. This would be a really fun fakeclaim for a cult recruiter if the town were dumb enough to go along with it.
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Post Post #1643 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:02 pm

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You are a
Compulsive Super Game Killer
. Every night, you must target a living player and that player will become a neutral Jester Supersaint. You cannot target yourself. You also cannot target the same person twice. If you claim this role, or your night targets, the town will automatically lose. The town will also automatically lose if you die. You win with the town.
MOD NOTE: Town loses if a Jester is lynched.
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Post Post #1644 (ISO) » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:08 am

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As far as post restrictions go, how about a
Narrator
who is only allowed to post in third-person narrative, even when talking about themselves?
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Post Post #1645 (ISO) » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:21 am

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Iain wrote:As far as post restrictions go, how about a
Narrator
who is only allowed to post in third-person narrative, even when talking about themselves?
I'd rather call him
Bob Dole
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Post Post #1646 (ISO) » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:26 am

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You are the bulletproof cult recruiter.
You are the lightening rod sk.
You win. Congratulations!
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Post Post #1647 (ISO) » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:43 am

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You are a
lyncher
. You really hate [Person X] and want to lynch him/her. The only difficulty? Your lovers.
Also:
You are a
lyncher
. You really hate [Person X] and wnat to lyncher him/her. You win when you lynch this person.
Lyncher's Target:
You are
Unlynchable
You have protected yourself against the being lynched. Unfoftuntly, you can still be killed. You win when all scum have ben eliminated
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Post Post #1648 (ISO) » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:44 am

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Iain wrote:As far as post restrictions go, how about a
Narrator
who is only allowed to post in third-person narrative, even when talking about themselves?
I've had that PR. SUCKED.
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Post Post #1649 (ISO) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:16 pm

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You are a
Conversation Killer
. Each time no one posts for 36 hours immediately after your post (excluding mod posts and thread locks) you score a point. You win when you have five points.

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