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Post Post #900 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:56 pm

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Hmmm...I smell blood lust...lynch scene next post

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Post Post #901 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:56 pm

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After what happened with Sly during the last 2 lynches, the townsfolk don't want to risk another failure, for fear of being kicked out of the Angry Mob Union, Local 131. So they decide to do it right this time. With pitchforks and torches and all that jazz. Sadly, there are none to be found on the property. Just an old Lite Brite set and a couple of fondue forks. And still no rope for the lynching. Ah well. Time for more creative measures...

After a lengthy discussion about how the best possible death for Darox would be being stampeded on by a flock of Tajo's sex-crazed relatives, the townsfolk, realizing that Mirth's backyard most certainly is not Peru, settle for something far less interesting. They decide to poke Darox to death with the fondue forks. Poke him and hook him up to one of those mini vacuum sealers that keeps your cheese fresh. You know, so it would suck the blood out faster. Alas, the poor fools have not thought through the consequences of their actions, and, after having its motor ruined by all the blood, the machine dies before it can finish the job with Darox...what a shame...but wait! These fondue forks are pretty spiffy...and there was that large pot over in the kitchen...and Mirth hadn't fed them all day...

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Post Post #902 (ISO) » Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:16 am

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It was a short night, as the sunrise seemed to be conspiring with the the moderator's insomnia. It seemed as thought it had only been a short while since the poor unfortunate souls, now numbering 11, had wandered off to their own allotted shacks overnight. But there were noises. Strange noises. Noises that sounded like alpaca sex and crappy horror movies. Noises like squeeky toys and someone watching really bad porn. And then there were other noises. Noises of killing.

Destructor, alone in his house with it's collection of old records and shiny disco pants, tried to sleep. He really did. There were bottles of sleeping pills everywhere and he was wearing fuzzy ear muffs to bed to block out the noise of the alpaca sex next door. Well, he got his wish. In the morning, when gathering for roll call, Destructor did not show up, so his house was invaded by the curious townsfolk. They found him dead in the bathtub. What he was doing in the bathtub, none of them could tell. He was fully clothed in his regalia of turban, shiny vest, colorful, tight pants, and platform boots. Not the kind of attire to be taking a bath. Besides that, his rubber ducky was sitting up on the shelf, and what kind of sick freak takes a bath without Mr. Bubbles? Upon further investigation, the townsfolk noticed that his throat had been cut with what looked like a rusty ladies' safety razor, his eyes gouged out with cocktail toothpicks, his nostrils stuffed full of cabbage, and his liver removed to be sold on the black market. Buuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt none of that killed him. He obviously died from the toaster floating in the bathtub with him.

While poking Destructor's corpse with convenient salad forks, the townsfolk noticed that Dahill1 was also nowhere to be seen, so they rushed to his house to see if they could get even more entertainment that morning. Dahill's shack was horribly unclean and littered with pornographic memorabilia scattered between containers of preserved, supposedly alien, fetuses. There were also lots of stalkerish photos of a certain redhead taped up to his walls, which were covered with incoherent babble about Roswell and spirit possession. Dahill1's body itself was lying on a leaky waterbed, not moving. He appeared to be stung all over by bees, his mouth and nostrils bandaged over by barbie bandages, his wrists slit in the manner of a emo teen failing at suicide (damnit, kids, its down the street, not across the way!), and clown makeup was smeared all over him. He apparently died, though, of the Barney and Friends episode that was still playing on his television, his eyes having me superglued open to force him to watch it.


Destructor - Dschinghis Khan, Cop, Toastered Night 1
Dahill1 - David Duchovny, Lyncher, Barneyed to Death Night 1


Well, now the pragmatic townsfolk had plenty to eat for breakfast. And just as that meal was winding down, Hascow was about to ask for seconds, but not sound came out.


Hascow has been SILENCED for Day 2.
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Post Post #903 (ISO) » Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:16 am

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Well, that was quick. Day 2 begins. Hascow cannot post in thread today. Now get on with the lynching.


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Post Post #904 (ISO) » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:16 pm

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Well, Dschingis Khan makes sense with the Moskau song that occasionally came out from des - not sure what to conclude from that though. David Duchovny makes sense with dahill's alien fixation obv. Presumably dahill was trying to find an 'alien' and get them lynched. From dahill's behaviour yesterday, Kmd seems fairly likely to be the lynchee.

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Post Post #905 (ISO) » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:34 pm

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I had a feeling Destructor wasn't lying by what he had said. I guess maybe I was the only one who actually understood what he was saying. Well, I guess that's a moot point now. Puts a couple of his attackers into some interesting light though...

Dahill doesn't surprise me. He seemed fairly town.

Caf: No, lemonade didn't seem to do anything to me.

I am trying to decide what the kills say about the scum, if anything...
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Post Post #906 (ISO) » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:24 pm

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I'm goink to kill Dezh.
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Post Post #907 (ISO) » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:03 pm

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Glork wrote:I
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kill
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fixed.

unvote

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Post Post #908 (ISO) » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:21 pm

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Yum, Mirth's flavor text always whets my appetitie :P.

I'm going to have to do some sort of reread on the dead players before I can say anything with some surety that I'm not spewing nonsense. Obviously my read on Des was wrong. Beyond that I'm going to need some actual time, which I don't have in sufficient quantity right now.

In memorial for Des, though, a video. Ironically, I considered posting it yesterday after the Numa Numa stuff. I even know the dance - the Jewish version, that is . . .
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Post Post #909 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:04 am

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I <3 David Duchovny. It's odd that he was a lyncher, because I was getting the feeling that dez was a lyncher trying to lynch Glork.

I have some lingering suspicions about cow, but I guess I can't go there today because he's silenced.

I'll probably take a look at darox's posts to see who he could be connected to.
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Post Post #910 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:37 am

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So where to start.

Caf, I think the lemonade thing MAY be a wild goose chase...

Hascow being silenced... Did somebody do that or did he break a PR or what?

And I'm pretty sure Caf is right about me being the lynchee. Flavor doesn't match as far as aliens, but dahill's actions say otherwise.

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Post Post #911 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:02 am

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caf, do you still need meenimum 3 perzons to be drinkingk lemonsaft today too (and each day)?

Feorrry kvestion: in games on MS wif lyncher, is lyncher's target generally town-aligned player? or could be any of ozzer players, could be town or scom?

If meta is firrst, am suspecting if Kmd is qvik to agreeingk he is lynchee as onder zat meta, beingk lynchee makes him more likely zeem town. If meta is second, am fine wiz kmd's remark.

Eizer vay, is possible in zis bastard mod game dahill's target vas either not in game (no aliens) orr unlynchable (slysly), yes?
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Post Post #912 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:04 am

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imaginality, I've played 2 games with a lyncher. One had a town target. The other had a scum target in a game that was otherwise scum-heavy.
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Post Post #913 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:26 am

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Kmd4390 wrote:Caf, I think the lemonade thing MAY be a wild goose chase...
Yeah, I'm beginning to think the same thing. Still, it's the ol' buy-it-if-you-trust-me-enough scenario today.
imaginality wrote:caf, do you still need meenimum 3 perzons to be drinkingk lemonsaft today too (and each day)?
Yep.
imaginality wrote:Feorrry kvestion: in games on MS wif lyncher, is lyncher's target generally town-aligned player? or could be any of ozzer players, could be town or scom?
In a more normal game, I'd say the lynchee is more likely to be town - but in this game, who knows?
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Post Post #914 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:38 am

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Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc
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Post Post #915 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:33 am

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elvis_knits wrote: I have some lingering suspicions about cow, but I guess I can't go there today because he's silenced.
I would be willing to change my vote and support a cow lynch, silenced or not.
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Post Post #916 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:10 am

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SlySly wrote:
Glork wrote:I
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fixed.

unvote

vote:Glork
If I vere vigilante, I vood definitely have done so, so I see vere you're komink from.

I agree vith Caf's assessment of ze Leenchor'zh target. It's hard to "outguess" ze setup, so I kant say for sure zat I think he is protownzh or scomzh. I'm not sure I kood identify Dahill'zh target anyvay.
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Post Post #917 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:34 am

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SlySly wrote:
elvis_knits wrote: I have some lingering suspicions about cow, but I guess I can't go there today because he's silenced.
I would be willing to change my vote and support a cow lynch, silenced or not.
I agree in zat I tsink at ze leeest is vorth rerrreading cow's posts, razzer zan gif him free rride into day 3. (Though, I vill only votingk him eef I think he scummier zan ozzer players tovards end of thees day.)
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Post Post #918 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:42 am

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I don't like the idea of giving him a free ride either, but the alternative is to vote him without hearing any explanation for his play (which could help sway us one way or the other), and lynch him without a claim.

Hey, maybe we can lynch sly today?

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Post Post #919 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:02 am

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I have a case that I'd like to make, but I have to get ready for work. I'll put it up tonight.

More importantly though.

Kmd: Seriously? You're voting me?

Do you honestly think I would bus a scumbuddy day 1? You think I am scummy for trying to get Destructor killed: if so then, why did I try to push a Darox lynch in favor of a Dest lynch? You are suggesting that I am scum who had a good town target, but decided to convince everyone to lynch scum instead.
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Post Post #920 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:03 am

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elvis_knits wrote: Hey, maybe we can lynch sly today?

vote slysly
Not going to happen but if the we must, please get the attempt out of the way quickly so we don't waste the valuable time we wasted on me yesterday.
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Post Post #921 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:36 am

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Isacc wrote: Kmd: Seriously? You're voting me?

Do you honestly think I would bus a scumbuddy day 1? You think I am scummy for trying to get Destructor killed: if so then, why did I try to push a Darox lynch in favor of a Dest lynch? You are suggesting that I am scum who had a good town target, but
decided to convince everyone to lynch scum instead.
Isn't that the purpose of bussing?

I won't clear you just for being on a scum lynch. Not after Mini 628 (Llama bussed me Day 1 and our other scumbuddy Day 2 to get a free ride to endgame for the win).
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Post Post #922 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:21 pm

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Vrei sa pleci dar nu-mã, nu-mã iei
Nu-mã, nu-mã iei, nu-mã, nu-mã, nu-mã iei
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Mi-amintesc de ochii tãi?

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Post Post #923 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:39 pm

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Kmd: He probably bussed you Day 1 cause you were such a liability...I can deff see it as a possibility.

The point is, I made a case on what you claim to be my scumbuddy, when I already had a case on a townie that may have gotten lynched, had I pushed too. Call it WIFOM, call it w/e you want, but that just doesn't make sense -_-

Now, I have a more important case. I think I has found scum numero dos.

As most of you ought to know, EK has been pinging my scumdar since Day 1. Her actions have been a little off here or there, as I have pointed out before. Also, now I am noticing a suspiciously similar playstyle to another game where she has recently flipped scum. Meta is making me worry.

But here's a more interesting thing to note. Darox was scum, and prior to his lynch, I asked for his top three targets. He named, Destructor, myself, and Elvis_Knits.

This is interesting to me, as two of the three are confirmed town (at least to me...those two being Dest and myself of course).

The other, however, was already pretty suspicious in my eyes. So here's what I see: a scum going down would love to accuse a scumbuddy just before his fall, just so that people might loosen up on them after he flipped. So, if two of the three are town, but the other is suspicious...I say EK is probably another scum.

That said,
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Post Post #924 (ISO) » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:50 pm

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Isacc, thesame logoic works on you tioo. Im leavin my vrote.
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