Mafia christmas carols

[PokerFace]

Rudolph the Miller:

Rudolph the guilty-ed townie,
Had a very funny claim,
He said he was a miller,
Cop's investigation was in vain.

All of the other townies,
Began to vote and call him scum,
They wagonned on poor old Rudolph,
'til he reached "L" minus one.

Then the hammer vote was placed,
Mod locked thread to say:
"Rudolph. Miller. Lynched. That's right.
So the game proceeds to night"

Then the town's cop was murdered,
The mafia danced with glee,
Rudolph the guilty-ed townie,
You've handed us a victory!



(and I

know

that "scum" and "one" don't rhyme)

Best one so far.

[PokerFace]

After D5 of Christmas the mod revealed to me...five people want replaced, four scum factions, three dead townies, two confirmed masons, and a cultist vigilante.


EDIT More ideas:

Original

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

MS version

On D12 of Christmas,
the mod revealed unto me
Twelve scummers scumming,
Eleven players posting,
The deadlines a-creeping,
Nine lynches missing,
Eight ??,
Seven goons a-swinging,
Six ??,
Five people want replaced,
Four scum factions,
Three dead townies
Two confirmed masons,
And a cultist vigilante

[PokerFace]

D5 is definitely:

FIIIIIIIIIIIVE RE-PLACE-MENTS!

five gold-en-rings

ah yes that works out better syllable-wise than 5 people want replaced

[PokerFace]

OGML just kicked some ass. I think this is best of 12 days

Original

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

MS version

On D12 of Christmas,
the mod revealed unto me
Twelve scummers scumming,
Eleven players posting,
Ten days a-lurking,
Nine townies voting,
Eight hammer dropings,
Seven goons a-swinging,
Six newbs a-playing,
FIIIIVE RE-PlACE-MENTS,
Four scum factions,
Three dead bodies
Two town masons,
And a cultist vigilante

There rhymes and word schemes all solved! We are done here

[PokerFace]

at christmas time i would often ask myself, who is this daio, and why is he in egg shells, and why should I care?

We need a song that actually makes sence with scummers names in it.

in eggshells is dahill

[PokerFace]

The Mafia are coming to town

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:

The Mafia are coming to town!

There making a list,
They have checked it twice,
There gonna find out
who's got a good gun

The Mafia are coming to town!

They see you when you're sleeping,
They knows when you're awake.
They knows when you've been bad or good,
So be bad for badness sake!

So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.

The Madia are coming to town.

Very small guns,
Lots of ammo.
Click click click
and BAM BAM BAM

The Mafia are coming to town.

Little bit mad,
Lots of money.
They will find you
And then kill you to.

The Mafia are coming to town.

The kids in Girl and Boy Land
will be very angry
They're gonna build a fortress
all around there own house

Oh....You better watch out,
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.

The Mafia are comin'
The Mafia are comin'
The Mafia are comin'
To town.

Santa Claus IS coming to town.

Mafias is the the plural as to say more than one mafia group. mafia is singular so it should be...

The Mafia IS coming to town.

since that sounds better with the beat, lyrics, and gramatically