DEFCON 6.0 - GAME OVER!

[Roden]

Damn

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[WEEK TWO, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

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[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. MULTIPLE NUCLEAR LAUNCHES DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-9532, currently commanded by

Cephrir

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] MIRV Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Unowen

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 0834 Hours.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-5311, currently commanded by

PenguinPower

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Meuh

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 0851 Hours.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-1122, currently commanded by

Bell

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

NorwegianBoyEE

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 1803 Hours.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-15522, currently commanded by

Gamma Emerald

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Meuh

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 1917 Hours.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-1171232, currently commanded by

Meuh

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

NorwegianBoyEE

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 1922 Hours.

[Bell]

*ahem*

[Bell]

See you in 24.

[UNOwen]

gdi I should have read the small print

[Bell]

?

[Bell]

Will Owen and Meuh survive another volley?
Inquiring minds want to know!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

NorwegianBoyEE has been prodded

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[IMPACT REPORT]

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-9532, currently commanded by

Firebringer

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] MIRV Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Ircher & Meuh

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 1005 Hours.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile impact observed at 1005 - no nuclear detonation

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[IMPACT REPORT]

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-9532, currently commanded by

Cephrir

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] MIRV Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Unowen

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 0834 Hours.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile impact observed at 834 - no nuclear detonation

[Cephrir]

idk why my launch is considered a mirv which seems to be in direct contradiction to how the mod answered my question yesterday but w/e i guess

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Regina, Canada

Queen Meuh was very annoyed this morning. Yet again people were suspicious of her and launched another barrage of nuclear missiles in her direction. Honestly she didn't even get it - just because Marci kept bothering her about whether her newest outfit looked good or what the teacher said in class didn't mean she was like actually in cahoots with Marci.

Sometimes people just didn't understand the bond of trust between soul sisters and how she needed to have Marci's back even if she fell in with a bad crowd. Someone needed to help that girl with her fashion sense because KPOP was so 2025.

Sighing as she walked down into the bomb shelter for the fourth time this week, she wondered if she'd ever get some peace around here

Penguinpower -> Meuh; Meuh has been eliminated - she was a

Vanilla Townie

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

idk why my launch is considered a mirv which seems to be in direct contradiction to how the mod answered my question yesterday but w/e i guess

that was a mod error - it should not be marked as an MIRV missile - it was not resolved as one

[Gamma Emerald]

@pooky

what happens now since you missed my missile when I posted it

[Bell]

Rip Meuh! Keep dancing.

[Bell]

You fired it before they died so I guess it flops into the ocean.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

@pooky

what happens now since you missed my missile when I posted it

apologies for missing your launch - I have added it to the main sheet and it will resolve and you can make sure Meuh is extra dead

[UNOwen]

Nuclear schmuclear

Clearly Meuh was not quite townie enough

[Bell]

That sure was a combination of words Owen.
I don’t mean it as a criticism, but as an open question.

[UNOwen]

It’s a compliment if anything, thought provoking posts are the best kind of posts after all

Don’t worry though - everything is clear in my mind

[Roden]

Meuh's luck ran out

[Roden]

It really is just a waiting game now huh

[Cephrir]

Zzz

[PenguinPower]

I regret nothing and remain all powerful.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[IMPACT REPORT]

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-1122, currently commanded by

Bell

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

NorwegianBoyEE

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 1803 Hours.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile impact observed at 1803 - no nuclear detonation


[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-1171232, currently commanded by

Meuh

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

NorwegianBoyEE

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[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 1922 Hours.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile impact observed at 1922 - no nuclear detonation