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Post Post #25 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:31 am

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it's me
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Post Post #26 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 7:48 am

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I want Post to get the fox give him the fox

Why is the fox on a beach
"Let us say that you are right and there are two worlds. How much, then, is this 'other world' worth to you? What do you have there that you do not have here? Money? Power? Something worth causing the prince so much pain for?'"
"Well, I..."
"What? Nothing? You would make the prince suffer over... nothing?"
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Post Post #27 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:54 am

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this one made me think of king solomon

i don't think that solution is applicable here tho
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Post Post #28 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:56 am

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simply cut the injury in half
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Post Post #29 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 11:58 am

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I'm not saying Isis is immortal but
if
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there is a 100% chance she was King Solomon before deciding Pokemon TCG was more fun than running civilization
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Post Post #30 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 1:33 pm

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i want that to be a caricature but it's been less than 20 minutes since i touched a card

and more than 20 centuries since i pressed my ring against a proclamation
"Let us say that you are right and there are two worlds. How much, then, is this 'other world' worth to you? What do you have there that you do not have here? Money? Power? Something worth causing the prince so much pain for?'"
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"What? Nothing? You would make the prince suffer over... nothing?"
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Post Post #31 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 2:47 pm

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is cakez scummy or is he cakez :thinking:
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Post Post #32 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 2:58 pm

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I've got some quotes that are always relevant for this dilemma
In post 2489, Faker wrote: An atavistic urge has awakened in my veins. The blood is pumping violently, a burning sensation spreads up the arms, a paroxysmal wave crashes through this mortal body and I write in the forces of violent malice.

It calls me to vote Cakez out, to pound the ground with my bare knuckles around the fire and watch his blood down the stake a verdant green before evaporating in the flames, the same color it always is. It calls me to bear witness just as my ancestors before me did so many years ago.
In post 4332, Faker wrote: There is limbait and there is Cakez. The man radiates scum pheromones, it's uncontrollable and it's overpowering.

Players like Gamma Emerald, Not_Mafia, and Enchant are limbait. None of these players are worthy of the tier Cakez resides on, it is another plane of existence completely.
In post 4334, Faker wrote: It's like some freak genetic accident, where instead of naturally giving off townvibes or a mix the man inherited some long-locked away recessive gene that just draws every town member in a 100 mile radius to vote him, even ones from other games hop over and join in.

He's a legitimate case study, it's like he just wakes up and bathes in pure scumjuice then walks out onto a street lined with fans without drying off. Then he does it two or three more times a day.
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Post Post #33 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:19 pm

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here's my predictions for this game

- in like 2 or 3 irl days catboi does this big push on GL or elle and then backs off after a bit. i think GL bc he can probably make GL townread him in response, less sure for elle
- ydra gets surprisingly close to being in contention for the d1 elim, and maybe it even happens, but it probably lands on like town meuh or dunn. tiny chance scum successfully push through elle but that's probably for a later day
- pooky leads the charge on town elims going single focus tunnel after tunnel expecting that he has to die eventually but never actually does
- bell dies n1 even though he isn't obvtown at that point yet (due to covid, get well soon bell) bc he will be unlimmable later
- town cakez gets elimmed day 2. scum probably don't touch him d1 but if town pushes him through there then maybe they go for elle here
- GL dies n2 bc he is starting to get close to the solve but hasn't quite put all the pieces together bc he wanted to flip cakez first. or they kill some PR claim
- scum win in 5p because they simply refuse to die

if any of these are wrong it's cause of some PR shenanigans and definitely not because i am sticking to my page 6 solve
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Post Post #34 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 3:58 pm

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See skitter, Datisi?

This is what it's like to BE BRAVE AND SHARE YOUR OPINIONS YOU COWARDS
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Post Post #35 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 4:00 pm

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I'd really like to offer up a prize for anyone that can get two mafia in a pool of 4 players, but I don't know what a good prize is. I don't post enough outside of modding to make controlling my icon that appealing
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Post Post #36 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 4:19 pm

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In post 34, Prism wrote: See skitter, Datisi?

This is what it's like to BE BRAVE AND SHARE YOUR OPINIONS YOU COWARDS
bestie if i wanted to read the game and have opinions on it, i would've signed up for it
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Post Post #37 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 4:40 pm

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If reading the game were a prerequisite to forceful advocacy and stonewall conviction on scumreads we'd have to ban three quarters of the website including half of this playerlist
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Post Post #38 (ISO) » Mon Aug 28, 2023 4:57 pm

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In post 36, Datisi wrote:
In post 34, Prism wrote: See skitter, Datisi?

This is what it's like to BE BRAVE AND SHARE YOUR OPINIONS YOU COWARDS
bestie if i wanted to read the game and have opinions on it, i would've signed up for it
just read the first 6 pages thats all i needed :sunglasses:
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Post Post #39 (ISO) » Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:21 am

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fuck you i'll solve the game in 1 page

the mafia team is pooky/meuh
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Post Post #40 (ISO) » Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:28 am

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okay so judging by vote counts, neither pooky nor meuh are getting pressure. which is wild to me because like, mere 3 years ago, when baby tanner was playing his first game of mafia, two miller claims day one resulted in 50 pages of shitshow with everyone going "zomg 2 millers impossible there MUST be scum within them kill kill kill kill kill"

but nowadays? people are like

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Post Post #41 (ISO) » Tue Aug 29, 2023 2:47 am

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Who could have possibly contributed to or created this wild meta where players refuse to treat setups like solvable puzzles or even suggest the mechanics have to make a modicum of sense?

Who could it have been...if they're still out there...we must find this culprit without delay...
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Post Post #42 (ISO) » Tue Aug 29, 2023 2:51 am

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the only correct number of mafia doctors for a mini normal is 3 and you will never convince me otherwise
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Post Post #43 (ISO) » Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:39 am

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Legend has it that one day a hero will appear to save MafiaScum in its darkest hour, a beacon of light to vanquish the darkness.

The paragon of paragons, we shall know them by their greatest triumph. They will always be able to read SirCakez.
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Post Post #44 (ISO) » Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:41 am

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luke!!
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Post Post #45 (ISO) » Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:57 am

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catboi chainsaw incoming
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Post Post #46 (ISO) » Wed Aug 30, 2023 2:18 pm

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Aight 1 week's choice of my icon if you get 2 scum in 4 names before any flip
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Post Post #47 (ISO) » Wed Aug 30, 2023 2:27 pm

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meuh pooky luke catboi
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Post Post #48 (ISO) » Wed Aug 30, 2023 2:50 pm

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now if you're wondering "datisi, what brilliant deduction must you have used to figure out the scumteam"

well, you see?

those are the only 4 people that i could remember being in the game
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Post Post #49 (ISO) » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:27 pm

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pooky catboi ofc

hmm

GL dunn

i would guess it probably is more likely to be one of the first two and one of the latter two, but it's more fun to stick with my initial read

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