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Post Post #1550 (ISO) » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:52 pm

Post by Yosarian2 »

You are the
selfish cop.
You can investigate someone and find out if they attempted to kill you last night. Note that you are vulnerable to nightkills.

You win with the town.

(Actually, it'd be a pretty funny role, trying to make sure you get both targeted for a night kill and doc protected...)
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #1551 (ISO) » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:57 pm

Post by Lord Gurgi »

Yosarian2 wrote:You are the
selfish cop.
You can investigate someone and find out if they attempted to kill you last night. Note that you are vulnerable to nightkills.

You win with the town.

(Actually, it'd be a pretty funny role, trying to make sure you get both targeted for a night kill and doc protected...)
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Post Post #1552 (ISO) » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:44 pm

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You are the
Message Sender
. You know the roles and alignments of all players. Any post you make may only contain spaces, and up to twenty periods (.). You may not vote or quote anyone. Good luck!
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Post Post #1553 (ISO) » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:59 pm

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RandomGem wrote:You are the
Message Sender
. You know the roles and alignments of all players. Any post you make may only contain spaces, and up to twenty periods (.). You may not vote or quote anyone. Good luck!

... . . . ...

... . . . ...


(2 to 1, all I have to do is say that, and someone'll figure out it's moorse code. Once town gets that, th rest is easy. Town wins, day 1.)
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #1554 (ISO) » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:57 am

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You are a
Skeptic
. Your cunning arguments easily defeat the various hokey cult preachers about, but the difficulty is getting to the "converts" while they're still willing to listen to reason. You cannot be recruited. Anyone you target at night is also immune to recruitment for that night. You win with the town.
Mod Note: There is no cult.


All the paranoia-fun of a cult without the changed win-conditions. :D
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Post Post #1555 (ISO) » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:59 pm

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You are
quiet.


You can only post once. Ever. But you are a quadruple voter, and your multiple votes can cause multiple lynches.

You win with the town.


This would be very interesting in a game with daytalk.
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Post Post #1556 (ISO) » Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:13 am

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You are an
Attention Seeker.
You were the kid that threw temper tantrums, flirted with everyone, and bought cars you could never afford all for the love of your peers. Your goal is to have everyone at one point vote for you, but never be lynched as a result (this means you win when the last person votes for you, yet someone else gets lynched). If someone dies without voting for you, you commit suicide.
You might extend this to FOSes, but this is pretty damn hard. :D
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Post Post #1557 (ISO) » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:49 pm

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You are a Firestarter.

You must attempt to start a bandwagon or make sure 1 occurs (at least 3 people vote for the same person all with 30-minutes of each other) every single day.

If you are not able to so, you die at the end of the Day.
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Post Post #1558 (ISO) » Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:58 am

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You are the
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Post Post #1559 (ISO) » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:58 am

Post by Vi »

You
can't touch this
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Any attempts you make at mini-modding will result in me laughing at you.

gl, homie.
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Post Post #1560 (ISO) » Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:04 am

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Yosarian2 wrote:
RandomGem wrote:You are the
Message Sender
. You know the roles and alignments of all players. Any post you make may only contain spaces, and up to twenty periods (.). You may not vote or quote anyone. Good luck!
(2 to 1, all I have to do is say that, and someone'll figure out it's moorse code. Once town gets that, th rest is easy. Town wins, day 1.)
You could be lynched before that.
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Post Post #1561 (ISO) » Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:06 am

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How would one differenciate "-" from ".", though?
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Post Post #1562 (ISO) » Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:25 am

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'..' = '_'
'.' = '.'
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Post Post #1563 (ISO) » Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:31 am

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urielzyx wrote:'..' = '_'
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Post Post #1564 (ISO) » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:24 am

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(SOS)

...
. . .
...

So ... = dot dot dot
. . . = dash.

a dot could be red and dash could be black, who knows?
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Post Post #1565 (ISO) » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:40 pm

Post by Puta Puta »

You are a
Carmudgeon


You have no special abilities. You win when the Serial Killer wins. (of course there must be a SK in the game)
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Post Post #1566 (ISO) » Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:32 pm

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You are
Da Bully
. If anyone casts a vote on you, you may choose to
strangle
(kill),
beat-up
(limit speaking), or
kidnap
them. You cannot claim, nor can you make any valid points of any sort. In short, there is no way you can help the town or the Mafia, except by having them vote for you and using your abilities. You win with the Town.

When someone votes for you, you may
A) Strangle them (day-vigged), directly afterwards, the Day ends.
B) Beat-up said player, they will no longer be able to vote for you, cast suspicion on you, or even look at your shoes. They will remain on their previous side, however, and will be unable to inform their teammates of their new condition.
C) Kidnap said player, they will be unable to post for the duration of the game or contact any of their players at all. They are protected, speech-blocked and roleblocked. Said player may speak to da Bully without limitations. The player is no longer in the status of kidnapped when either da Bully releases them, or da Bully is lynched or night killed. The town will be informed that said player was kidnapped/disappeared the next day.
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Post Post #1567 (ISO) » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:42 pm

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SilverPhoenix wrote:You are an
Attention Seeker.
You were the kid that threw temper tantrums, flirted with everyone, and bought cars you could never afford all for the love of your peers. Your goal is to have everyone at one point vote for you, but never be lynched as a result (this means you win when the last person votes for you, yet someone else gets lynched). If someone dies without voting for you, you commit suicide.
You might extend this to FOSes, but this is pretty damn hard. :D
Mod note, the game starts with a full kill night
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Post Post #1568 (ISO) » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:23 am

Post by PokerFace »

Mafia Absolute Traitor
- You are a part of the mafia. But you don't know who your scum buddies are and you can't talk to them at night. You win the game if you are the last mafioso alive and your side equals or exceeds the number of other players left. You can not kill at night and the scum group you are aligned with can target and kill you if they try to. They have no idea who you are or even that a role like yours exists in the setup.

Find and Lynch your scum buddies and then survive to the end by yourself. Good luck, you'll need it!
A combo of the Usurper and Traitor role that I have seen before and it sometimes gets the power to kill or investigation immunity once it has bussed all its friends.
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Post Post #1569 (ISO) » Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:32 am

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You are
the God of <game thread title>
Your decree is law in <game thread title> (with a few exceptions), and a violation of your decree is a modkillable offense. You dream of starting your own religion and being worshiped. To that end, you will subvert the other players and make them your servants, and dispose of the heretics. Players may declare their worship for you by saying "Worship: XXXXX" in the game thread. You may want to entice them to your cause with your godly powers. You win when all other players either worship you or have been erased from existence (killed).

Exceptions: You can't affect who players vote for. You can't change other player's roles. You can't vig (except through the mod, even then your decrees shall not mandate a player's death directly). You can't change those ubiquitous administrative rules given by the mod at the start of the game, but you may petition the mod. Your decrees are not retroactive.

Other caveats: You can't be killed, you are the God of <game thread title>, damn you. Votes on you must be unanimous (excepting yourself) to get you lynched. You choose whether non-kill abilities affect you, and what the result will be if they do.

Beware, for there is another way for you to be overthrown.
Optional: God is required to have worshipers by the end of day 2.
Optional: God must win by day 7. Game starts on day 1.
You are a
Townie
. Normally you would just be a voter who wins with the town when all non-town players have been eliminated, but apparently you can stand defiant as a night-action for some reason. What purpose this may have is unknown to you.
You are
MafiaScum™
. Normally you, XXXX, and YYYY would seek to deceive the town during the day and murder them at night in pursuit of a victory requiring all non-mafia players to be eliminated, but you also have the ability to stand defiant at night for some reason, which does not prevent you from making nightkills. What purpose this may have is unknown to you.
Mod note: If all non-God players stand defiant, God disappears.
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Post Post #1570 (ISO) » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:03 am

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You are mafia, together with <list team mates>. During the night you can talk and choose someone to die. You will have to choose who will be the killer. in addition to this, you are very ambituous. Your goal is to be the sole survivor of the game. You have an optional night kill in excess of the mafia kill.
family members get:
You are mafia, together with <list team mates>. During the night you can talk and choose someone to die. You will have to choose who will be the killer. However, there has been talk about a traitor in the family, one of you who is willing to take over the town for himself.
Basically a serial killer that operates from inside the mafia group
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Post Post #1571 (ISO) » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:25 am

Post by mykonian »

Does this belong in the worst roles? In a large game, this could be fun.
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Post Post #1572 (ISO) » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:04 am

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You are
toast
. You must quote this role as your first post. This does not exempt you from any rules.
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Post Post #1573 (ISO) » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:45 pm

Post by animorpherv1 »

You are
noone
. You were always that kid that none liked, and noone listened to. You started to huddle up into a corner. You may never post. You die if you post once.This extends to PMing. You win when the town or mafia win, or by being that last player alive.

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Post Post #1574 (ISO) » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:29 pm

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A lyncher/lynchee where the lyncher must survive to win as well as lynching and the lynchee is a vengeful townie whose shot ONLY effects the lyncher.
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