Worst role ideas?

[M4yhem]

A psychic who can detect whether a player has 'the blood of innocents' on their hands.

Scum who haven't nightkilled yet give a 'no blood' result; vigs who've shot townies and anyone who was on a townie lynch gives the result: 'their hands are dripping with the blood of innocence'.

[xyzzy]

That's a good role. It would be very interesting in a no-reveal game.

[Dragon Phoenix]

You are a post-restricted lurker. For the first seven real life days of the game you are not allowed to post. Every time the mod prods you at the request of a player, you again cannot post for seven real life days. Good luck. You'll need it.

[Booker]

You are a

Vanilla Mafiate

. Your powers are your vote and your word. Figure out who the scum are and stop them being killed. You win when no threats to the scum remain.

Modnote: The scum don't know he exists.

You are a

Scorched Earth Aspirant

, and have figured out the ultimate loophole to victory in Mafia. When the win conditions read "You win when all threats to your faction/the town are eliminated" or "You win when everyone other than you is dead", when

everybody

dies, everybody wins. Being as benevolent as you are, this is your objective. If you post

Daykill: X and Y

, they will both die, as well as you. You win when all threats to anyone are eliminated.

[Mr. Flay]

You are a post-restricted lurker. For the first seven real life days of the game you are not allowed to post. Every time the mod prods you at the request of a player, you again cannot post for seven real life days. Good luck. You'll need it.

[Alduskkel]

You are

Mr. Flay.

You absolutely

must

get the last post in the thread, else you'll lose. Furthermore, you must compete with the actual Mr. Flay. Good luck.

[Korts]

You are

Mr. Flay.

You absolutely

must

get the last post in the thread, else you'll lose. Furthermore, you must compete with the actual Mr. Flay. Good luck.

Actually, that depends on the subforum you're playing in. I'm not sure Flay even closes threads.

BTW, I'm sure someone else posted something very like this ITT with MeMe.

[Pentadragon]

You are

The Good Samaritan

. It is a pleasure to help people. It is why you have been helping people your entire life. Unfortunately for you, some people have taken advantage of your helpfulness and gotten you in trouble. You are sure it won't happen now though. You have just moved into this lovely Sicilian village and everyone seems so nice.

Each night, you may send me the name of one of the players. If that player has a night action, they will be able to select an extra player to target. Should you be the target of an investigation, the cop will recieve the alignment of the last person you helped. You win with the town.

[Tarhalindur]

You are a

Vanilla Mafiate

. Your powers are your vote and your word. Figure out who the scum are and stop them being killed. You win when no threats to the scum remain.

Modnote: The scum don't know he exists.

You are a

Scorched Earth Aspirant

, and have figured out the ultimate loophole to victory in Mafia. When the win conditions read "You win when all threats to your faction/the town are eliminated" or "You win when everyone other than you is dead", when

everybody

dies, everybody wins. Being as benevolent as you are, this is your objective. If you post

Daykill: X and Y

, they will both die, as well as you. You win when all threats to anyone are eliminated.

We've had the Vanilla Mafiate for ages. We usually call him the Mafia Traitor.

It still belongs in the Worst Role Ideas thread, though.

[PokerFace]

But Tar, a mafia traitor is usually told who the scum are.

Mafia spy is not told but can role cop at night to find them.

Vanilla Mafiate is like traitor in a sence they have to vote and keep mafia alive but since they don't know who mafia is they'll have a fun time pulling that off. That's at least the impression i get from Booker's role listing.

[Mokina]

BTW, I'm sure someone else posted something very like this ITT with MeMe.

Yep, pretty much. ;)

[kuribo]

You are a post-restricted lurker. For the first seven real life days of the game you are not allowed to post. Every time the mod prods you at the request of a player, you again cannot post for seven real life days. Good luck. You'll need it.

But, once the seven days are up, no one will want to prod him because he will be able to post.

[SensFan]

You are a post-restricted lurker. For the first seven real life days of the game you are not allowed to post. Every time the mod prods you at the request of a player, you again cannot post for seven real life days. Good luck. You'll need it.

But, once the seven days are up, no one will want to prod him because he will be able to post.

There's no way the Town will wait 7 days to ask for a prod.

[flashstorm]

They will if after 5 or so prods he isnt replaced

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[M4yhem]

Great Cthulhu- Anyone who targets you at night sees your true form and goes insane.

Roleblocks for the night and screws up power roles; Cops get changed to a random insanity, docs become killers, vigs shoot themselves, etc

Players are also given a heavy post restriction.

[Max]

Evil Twin

You are twins with X, unfortunately you're the evil twin, which means if someone doesn't roleblock you kill everyon but yourself, because you are manic. You win if everyone dies.

Good Twin

You are X's twin, luckily, you're the good twin, you require to role-block your evil twin every-night, unfortunately, for you, you're suicidal, and die N1, enjoy.

Bastard Mod Note

The Evil Twin must kill all players, but in the rule set suicide is forbidden.

[PokerFace]

That'd be over a month into the game without posting once. How much incentive would you have to keep plying by that time?

Pretty much none. I would have lynched the guy by then.

[dahill1]

You are a post-restricted lurker. For the first seven real life days of the game you are not allowed to post. Every time the mod prods you at the request of a player, you again cannot post for seven real life days. Good luck. You'll need it.

aka Gimbo's Worst Nightmare

[Lord Gurgi]

You are a post-restricted lurker. For the first seven real life days of the game you are not allowed to post. Every time the mod prods you at the request of a player, you again cannot post for seven real life days. Good luck. You'll need it.

aka Gimbo's Worst Nightmare

Hmm?

[dahill1]

Gimbo was always continually prodded by request of the players

[Lord Gurgi]

Gimbo was always continually prodded by request of the players

Nah, I meant look at Korts' signature.

[Korts]

Gimbo was always continually prodded by request of the players

Nah, I meant look at Korts' signature.

Someone call me?

Oh, and I have a role.

You are Captain Subtext. You have the special power of being able to translate every phrase into a literal meaning.

In every post you make, you must quote at least one phrase from every player to have posted since your last post and give it sexual innuendo.

You win with the town, and if you survive.

Good

fuck

luck, you'll need it.

[IH]

You have become a moderator.

You automatically get mod powers in the real forum.

[kuribo]

Oh, and I have a role.

I'd rather give you a ROLL, if you see what I mean.