Micro 1008: Burdened by Secrecy 2 (Paragon + Town Win)

[Lila Pitts]

test post please ignore

[Lila Pitts]

oh my god you are so c-yute!

[Lila Pitts]

im bored can we all check in plz tyvm ^_^

[Lila Pitts]

pls guyz i can go to ur profile and it says when you last visited the site all you gotta do is post once i wont judge u i promise but u gotta do what u gotta do you know what i mean type beat yeah yeah yeah thats right mmmh yeah anyways

[Lila Pitts]

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[Lila Pitts]

vanya kinda sus didn't do reactor

[Lila Pitts]

whatsup allison

[Lila Pitts]

we should all find a time to live post and collaborate cuz im kinda zoomer energy and liveposting sounds fun for a secret alt game

[Lila Pitts]

not that im a zoomer

or am i?

[Lila Pitts]

utc - 0, 7 PM or 30 minutes from this post everyday should be our designated meet time maybe idk. not necessary, we can have multiple meet times. we just should have a check in time or something where we can synchronize multiple people meeting up you guys know what i mean itd be really rad like super radical dude like hypothetically speaking it could theoretically be maybe awesome bro

[Lila Pitts]

lads. mateys. acquaintances. MY FELLOW ZOOMERS.

[Lila Pitts]

we could also do like every 12 hours so it hits basically every time zone you know what i mean

[Lila Pitts]

WASSUP VANYA

[Lila Pitts]

damn meeting with 30 minute notice that's pretty radical you, i think u have to be town now you basically showed up to do oxygen with me wow just wow

[Lila Pitts]

so uhhh, the weather's been nice today right

[Lila Pitts]

you see vanya you and I are geniuses and alike in many waveforms perhaps in a previous incarnation we were secret lovers or the sort or perhaps we were one and the same its all the same in the grand scheme of things as the eons of universes pass by but ultimately the grand plan, the grand scheme, the grand collaboration of my magnificent genius was to gather you all today in order to make a difference, a great difference mind you, and it is still a significant difference, yes. mmh the best difference, some say the greatest difference of all time

[Lila Pitts]

we may meet again many times in the future or perhaps we may meet one more time or no more times but the the grand plan, the grand scheme, the grand collaboration of my magnificent genius is one and the same with your desires, we must continue chugging along, pushing the rock of sisyphus because unlike sisyphus there is a pot of gold at the end of the hill, at the top of the hill, and there is a heaven, ive imagine there was not heaven and i will say there is a heaven, some say the best heaven, but a heaven nonetheless and the game will become spice, become great, become fantastic, become glorious

[Lila Pitts]

but for this grand plan, grand scheme, grand collaboration of my magnificent genius to truly operate, to truly function, to truly impact the space time continuum and warp it, requires the energy of three living beings, and with only two, well what good can two do when three is what we need - sun tzu art of mafia

[Lila Pitts]

indeed we must stop malding and start vibing because to stop malding is to simultaneously stop being in the state of mad and to halt the function of balding, two processes that runs contradictory to the nirvanaesque state we must reach to ascend the bounds of mankind, to break the chains of mortality and ascend into the echelons of immortality, to perfect oneself. because ultimately that is what vibe is, to become nirvanna, to become one with the universe and rescind the sins of mankind and become the greatest beings known to all

[Lila Pitts]

two great people may be great, indeed they may be the greatest duo of all time, better than michael jordan and scottie pippen, better than batman and robin, better than adam and eve.

but for the grand plan, grand scheme, grand collaboration of my magnificent genius to undertake requires three, not two, three. why three? because 3 > 2, mathematically we can prove that three is greater than two. but to do so we must define what greater means, and to me greater means ascension into the vibestate to become the three musketeers, the three stooges, the holy trinity. power comes in three they say

[Lila Pitts]

reject scumhunting embrace probability

[Lila Pitts]

who am I?

IM JEAN VALJEAN

[Lila Pitts]

CAN I CONCEAL MYSELF FOREVERMORE?

[Lila Pitts]

AND MUST MY NAME UNTIL I DIE

BE NO MORE THAN AN ALIBI

MUST I LIE?

[Lila Pitts]

[Lila Pitts]

who am I?
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
none of your business

[Lila Pitts]

see yall in 11.5 hours you know what i mean we can cycle cycle cycle baybee

[Lila Pitts]

im hurt vanya, i thought you had understood meeeee

[Lila Pitts]

but alas, i suppose that ♪ i'm ♪

♫

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone

♫

klausy pooh i said utc - 0

[Lila Pitts]

although it was only 30 minutes, but utc 0 7 am. / 7 p.m. we just target if we can, be online to do a grand plan, a grand scheme, a grand collaboration impervious to the hijinks of the outsiders

[Lila Pitts]

wait do we have 3 online rn?

[Lila Pitts]

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[Lila Pitts]

evertiem i post ill be online for the next 5 ish minutes

[Lila Pitts]

reset the timur

[Lila Pitts]

clearly its vanya + five or klaus + allison friendos

[Lila Pitts]

maybe vanya + allison hmm !>?@# 36head though

[Lila Pitts]

okay im ready to speedrun still need 3 people online

[Lila Pitts]

paragons be like:

[Lila Pitts]

have you watched the office (us edition) (season 8 i believe)

[Lila Pitts]

good one all the homies be laughing

[Lila Pitts]

YO DO WE HAVE 3 PEOPLE ONLINE

[Lila Pitts]

clearly this alignment juggling must mean its vanya and klaus asfsadfdaer

[Lila Pitts]

not alignment, timing*

[Lila Pitts]

also klaus defending me weirdchamp

[Lila Pitts]

off by 5 minutes D:

[Lila Pitts]

from your point of view there is a 50% chance im scum and not much is happening so defending me is a little weirdchamp

[Lila Pitts]

wait r u saying its five/allison

[Lila Pitts]

tbh i dont feel like ive been townie in fact i feel like ive been scummy in fact ill say its somewhat intentional that ive been a little scummy in fact ill say my engagement in thread has served a singular purpose which is truly galaxy brain but as it stands still weirdchamp

[Lila Pitts]

ur right vanya i dont care i literally don't care also uhh you online klausy

[Lila Pitts]

YO 3 PEOPLE ONLINE?

[Lila Pitts]

okay

i have a fantastic idea but i need all of you to trust me

[Lila Pitts]

if you don't trust me that's fine, ill pick someone to pick the person we should coordinate the lim on?

[Lila Pitts]

ur voting klaus i think and klaus is voting allison i think

[Lila Pitts]

alternatively, ill pick someone to pick someone to pick who to lim

[Lila Pitts]

the very act of picking people should give us some info to work with if it fails but also we should have decent odds to hit it

[Lila Pitts]

klaus? vanya? yall there?

[Lila Pitts]

i need a third person to do this

[Lila Pitts]

klaus where tf did you go

[Lila Pitts]

well you ruined it maybe i hope the paragons submitted a guess lol

[Lila Pitts]

*grumpy noises*

[Lila Pitts]

i pick vanya

[Lila Pitts]

im still sad tho this couldve been a great gambit if u trusted

[Lila Pitts]

whatever the heart desires dear i am too sad

[Lila Pitts]

we were this close to greatness i could feel it vanya

[Lila Pitts]

well if i explained then it ruins the gambit thats why you had to trust me

[Lila Pitts]

yes

i just wanted paragons to blow their load

[Lila Pitts]

r u choosing to lim me or for me to pick who to vote

[Lila Pitts]

koba was/is online there is a chance they just submitted to have that marginal edge

[Lila Pitts]

okay no more moping for me

did we just go full circle playing hot potato

[Lila Pitts]

klaus thinks its allison/five

vanya you think its klaus/allison ?

[Lila Pitts]

this is hard i just read allison's iso because its the common factor between the both of you and uhh

[Lila Pitts]

i think this means its vanya + klaus or allison + five lol

[Lila Pitts]

(those are my solves for possible scumteams)

[Lila Pitts]

vanya whats ur read on five

[Lila Pitts]

actually vanya who is the better carry out of alli and five

[Lila Pitts]

the fact that we kinda passed the baton around the table means that the scumteam should be completely within us or outside of us

[Lila Pitts]

ehh i think i can outtown both of you and im pretty confident in this dynamic lets be safe
VOTE: five
so nobody gets paranoia'd if five/allison are town

[Lila Pitts]

( i pick 5)

[Lila Pitts]

klaus?

[Lila Pitts]

imagine if klaus just dipped on us

[Lila Pitts]

thatd be really bad i think i pretty much outted myself in the last like 5 posts

[Lila Pitts]

klaus + five maybe?

[Lila Pitts]

so we need allison to show up before paragons submit lol

[Lila Pitts]

hype?

[Lila Pitts]

maruchan online and no thread lock means ?

[Lila Pitts]

maybe this is all a fever dream and paragons already won

[Lila Pitts]

yeah, i felt like even though i had less knowledge than most of yall on each other's meta, i was pretty sure on like 3 slots this game

[Lila Pitts]

lets hope so lmfao

[Lila Pitts]

i tried gimmick posting to hide myself but u guys didn't like so when i regressed to the mean i realized that wow im being really obvious

[Lila Pitts]

what was the paragon guess tell us koba (did yall guess)

[Lila Pitts]

does maru have disc

[Lila Pitts]

it sounds like paragons guessed lolololol

[Lila Pitts]

i just realized

maru-CHAN

[Lila Pitts]

im okapoka if it wasnt obv

[Lila Pitts]

actually i claim morning tweet now poggers im the best

[Lila Pitts]

not over till its over

also not a throw either

[Lila Pitts]

im okapoka its fairly obv

with nobody wanting to pick who to kill in the trio (and basically playing hot potato with the pick), i feel like scum would've seized the opportunity to go for a kill or would've been complacent knowing that they couldn't have been picked so basically it led me to the idea that it was five/allison or vanya/klaus and well vanya/klaus were online to yeet five and i did feel like time was a bit pressing since i felt fairly obvious, vanya felt fairly obvious, and allison im pretty sure outted themselves before they even posted

[Lila Pitts]

hectic supposedly has a secret way of reading me that never fails so all you need to do is find the third townie :^)

[Lila Pitts]

but also its vanya/klaus

[Lila Pitts]

thats a bad argument vanya, using probability is not a reason to towncase yourself i mean when was the last time scum was like yeah let's coinflip

[Lila Pitts]

thank u for towncasing me bb

[Lila Pitts]

i like never see scum take serious risks even if its probabilistically correct

[Lila Pitts]

does klaus/allison seriously make sense to you? does allison/vanya seriously make sense to you?

[Lila Pitts]

this is a bad setup to bus in

[Lila Pitts]

what does being obv about things have to do w anything

[Lila Pitts]

im pretty sure klaus was scumreading them because klaus locked both of us town

[Lila Pitts]

which is something to be considered for any combinations of klaus scum, they'd probably not be paired with five/allison because klaus locked both of us town

[Lila Pitts]

also klaus defending me weirdchamp

y tho

you and Vanya have actually been engaging in the thread and are pretty townie to me.

[Lila Pitts]

i voted out five over allison because i was worried that you might argue an unflipped five would mindgame/paranoia us and tbh i didnt want to deal with that

allison should be easier to clear themself, they seem like a pretty transparent type of player that people wouldn't get worried about

[Lila Pitts]

i think arguably allison might've had more equity than five but i think flipping five wins more games because they can probably carry harder as a flipped townie than a theoretically allison flipped townie

of course this banks completely on vanya + klaus but im reasonably confident enough to go with it

[Lila Pitts]

vanya ur flea right?

[Lila Pitts]

how do you not know the flipped player can talk

[Lila Pitts]

are you really not flea

[Lila Pitts]

I thought you meant which one was better at scum when you asked >.>

i meant both ways

carry = town but i took into consideration that five might be more paranoiable as unflipped

[Lila Pitts]

i mean the typing style meant you were clearly roleplaying flea

[Lila Pitts]

LMAO

[Lila Pitts]

u had knowledge of last game and typed like flea and allison was well - bugspray i was like sigh... but if allison isn't bugspray haha

[Lila Pitts]

yeah i was the only other person who was in the last iteration so i was like yep hectic already has two people if i slip up its a 50/50

[Lila Pitts]

well hmm

[Lila Pitts]

i dont know if it changes anything tho tbh

who did you think five was?

[Lila Pitts]

is flea a scary scumplayer?

[Lila Pitts]

yeah meta knowledge is limited in this list

ehh my theory about scum is completely devoid of meta so i mean i think i still stand by it but ill reconsider i guess if i might've assumed anything

[Lila Pitts]

flea lolcatted the last game as scum and everyone knew flea was scum in secrecy

[Lila Pitts]

maru got away with an insane gambit basically is how scum won

[Lila Pitts]

they self voted themself and asked to be yeeted

[Lila Pitts]

i suppose yes, but i think its different because the gambit maru pulled was due to an actual error and maru was trying to salvage it

[Lila Pitts]

tweet you play/played league right?

[Lila Pitts]

im going to be honest vanya, klaus voting alli to me matters a lot less than the dynamic of passing the kill selector around

okay league metaphor

if you are up 10k in gold, do you go for a 50/50 baron smite fight?

vs if you are down 10k in gold, do you go for a 50/50 baron

[Lila Pitts]

wait why am i trying to convince you that you are scum especially when you dont even make the decisions lmfao what am i doing

[Lila Pitts]

i guess if you used the kill selector on alli/five id say it'd be still indicative of you being scum because i'd think you would always pick klaus

[Lila Pitts]

but also i guess we wouldn't have been able to pull off a lim necessarily if you picked klaus huh and we were all kinda cognizant of that too

okay this is getting warpy

[Lila Pitts]

its so wifomy lmfao

[Lila Pitts]

whats ur solve then?

[Lila Pitts]

yeah ive given up on team solves

[Lila Pitts]

if ur town ur absolutely hilarious but right now im lost

[Lila Pitts]

i feel like your either super obvious town and someone with exp with you would be slapping me for not realizing it or you are just scum trolling me because like i dont know what you are even saying

[Lila Pitts]

u spent all this effort trying to disprove my theory to the point where i, a very stubborn individual, bent. but now when pressed to come up with something about ur actual reads ur like asdfasefdsfasdf

[Lila Pitts]

u better post that post game

[Lila Pitts]

i guess u could be stronger on your alignment, but you were being logical and then now ur being so messy which is just idk what to make of it

when im being a messy player it usually means ive been and will be messy the entire day for extended durations

[Lila Pitts]

tbh this is a problem for the paragons

either u have completely townspewed yourself with this behavior, its definitely AI but i don't know you enough to know what alignment it is in which case its klaus and allison

or you have scumspewed yourself in which case i think id be sure its on you + klaus although my logic for why would be wrong with how you broke apart my argument, but you put a lot of forethought into it so /shrug it means something

[Lila Pitts]

maybe snaileybailey is like nsg or something and ez clap

[Lila Pitts]

tbh not my problem unless its vanya and allison in which case my bad guys

[Lila Pitts]

yeah so anyways this was actually definitely my intended plan i definitely planned to get vanya to spew themselves yep yw

[Lila Pitts]

every adc needs a support

[Lila Pitts]

but alas, i suppose that ♪ i'm ♪

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n my own

P

retending he's beside me

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k

lausy pooh i said utc - 0

love your little song by the way Lila! (´ω｀*)

oh Lila meant to ask, was this intentional?

yes,

strokes beard

, ahh you have indeed have a sharp eye young one, finding the hidden clues and deeper meanings of my posts. mmh.

[Lila Pitts]

wait

koba

do you not know that five is town?

[Lila Pitts]

why is nancy alt guessing

HECTICCCCCCC

[Lila Pitts]

look i could address ur speculation about me being scum but i think its fairly evident that going down that path requires too much tinfoil

the very creation of the baton passing should be evidence enough im town, ive created a plot device for all of us to analyze, if i were to make a religious metaphor, im basically God because I've created meaning out of nothing.

now im not that arrogant to think im god, but i think jesus is apt for me.

@vanya you should watch les mis

@klaus ur identity was poe 50/50 for me

[Lila Pitts]

with that being said i never expected to get 'u' analyzed wtf

[Lila Pitts]

i think this is as simple as

is vanya town? if yes its klaus/allison, if no its klaus/vanya

[Lila Pitts]

i know a 50/50 isn't 'simple' but i think if ive played with tweet a lot id be fairly confident in their alignment by now

[Lila Pitts]

snaileybailey post more plz im bored tbh and i want to guess ur identity

[Lila Pitts]

hectic i hope you realize who was who last game

[Lila Pitts]

okay if u know i don't understand ur point about wim

[Lila Pitts]

depends who you think i was last game

[Lila Pitts]

i know neither george nor bugspray nor their collective meta, so /shrug

to me this game is just about whether this is tweet!town or tweet!scum and the rest of the game falls into place

[Lila Pitts]

yes

[Lila Pitts]

i dont think id describe my allison play as low wim

i was pretty high wim

[Lila Pitts]

i am lila

[Lila Pitts]

if u decided to vote maruchan for that insane gambit id reported you to the authorities

[Lila Pitts]

pretty good plot twist

[Lila Pitts]

im saddened u scumread me hectic ive toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooown

[Lila Pitts]

also if u scumread me can u tell me what ur secret tell on me is

[Lila Pitts]

u might as well tell me since i tripped it up or something and ur going to need to find a new one

[Lila Pitts]

okie good talk

[Lila Pitts]

thats unlucky

also what command and conquer game

[Lila Pitts]

lmfao

pedit: oh

[Lila Pitts]

i will say the poetry is pretty accurate but usually when im making poetry im on tilt and decided to screw around instead of playing

[Lila Pitts]

hectic is just giving me something to be happy about cuz he's submitting me for scum

[Lila Pitts]

[Lila Pitts]

i dont believe you hectic that's a fake tell i was tilted for half of dark waltz and u put me as town

[Lila Pitts]

more tells give me the dossier

[Lila Pitts]

roses are red
violets are blue
im so town
this is true

[Lila Pitts]

ok i have a good joke:

im scum

gottem boys

[Lila Pitts]

apparently isis was checking up on chiptune mafia on this account

[Lila Pitts]

i wont lie i remember nearly nothing about that game lol

[Lila Pitts]

actually are all old games autoread

[Lila Pitts]

look hectic that poem was not my best work here's a better one:

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[Lila Pitts]

now that hectic is pocketed

@koba yeah wow i really agree with you, yeah just wow yeah yeah yeah, mmh yes yep *nods head* i understand

[Lila Pitts]

pocketing nancy time

nancy i think ur obvtown in fact anyone thinks ur scum is bad at the game just bad, this is your obvtown meta

[Lila Pitts]

me to snaileybailey

[Lila Pitts]

pocketing nancy time

nancy i think ur obvtown in fact anyone thinks ur scum is bad at the game just bad, this is your obvtown meta

lol

Nancy at least 1 person who calls you obvtown is scum, it always happens

i retract my statement until someone else calls you town sorry about that it was a miscommunication within the pr department

[Lila Pitts]

this is cyberbullying

[Lila Pitts]

Yes im town

I feel pretty justified in limming five read game pls

[Lila Pitts]

Why do you think koba

[Lila Pitts]

Lila why was your reasoning to elim Five better than Klaus/I thinking Alli was scummier (ノ_<、)

was basically what i was mentioning earlier but doesnt hurt to ask

Because i thought all worlds of alli n five were the same scumteam

[Lila Pitts]

Nancy ive directed the game u just weren't active at the same time to experience it

Why im not going full dictator, well after dark WaltZ im never playing like that again because not worth

[Lila Pitts]

Koba its a rhetorical question lol

[Lila Pitts]

Not expecting any answer except one

[Lila Pitts]

I might be able to better explain tmr im playing games rn

[Lila Pitts]

Its not me tho, i think if u read the game youll see ive been pretty high energy

Im not dark waltz style but you were in that game, you should understand why i dont ever want to play like that again u know

[Lila Pitts]

Ok give me until tmr ill address things

[Lila Pitts]

Okay I'm going to explain this once, kinda just choked an 8 round lead in valorant lmfao

If I understand correctly, the core reasons for suspecting me are I chose five over allison when allison was scummier, I blitzed out the lim, and I sound tonally different.

I picked five over allison because at the time, I was decently confident in the idea of it had to be either five + allison or vanya + klaus, I don't entirely agree with that reasoning anymore but its why I did it at the time. I reasoned if I was going to pick five vs allison, then I would theoretically want to pick the person who was both better at scum and better at carrying town as an IC and I got second opinions so I decided to go for five. I didn't want it so that if allison flips town, people were going to argue that five was a deepwolf and try and throw it off that way and I basically wanted the ic do replicate what I did in the last BoS game which was drive the lines of questioning basically and allison apparently was less likely to do that. That's why five over allison felt right.

Why I blitzed out the lim.

I thought that the alt identities were quite obvious for 3 of the 5 slots of the time. Bugspray pretty much outted themselves upon creating the pfp, setting the pronoun field, and making their first post. So that's one. I was very confident in vanya being flea because well, they seemed to have knowledge of last game, posted in the style as well. And I felt like I was pretty obvious with how post heavy I was getting and I felt like my aims at coordinating activity was bleeding my own identity because I like to coordinate things and play like a sweatlord. Also I didn't know hectic didn't realize I wasn't allison last game, and like if you compare this game to last game's allison, as time progresses the style just converged. I felt that as soon as I started to

obviously

coordinate things and design plans etc. it would be me, because I recall hectic commenting about me being a tryhard and I was like yeah, I can only lolcat for so long before my true intentions show themselves, and with what I was basically doing, my true intentions showed themselves and designing/coordinating things are not easy things to replicate imo. So basically I was incredibly confident that hectic would know 3/5 slots. (of course, tweet being vanya is a plot twist but I was sure of it). Then both tweet and george were in the remaining two, I didn't really know them that well, to me it was a 50/50 and hectic can do better since he knows them well. Of course I first intended to coordinate a fake blitz hammer to try and edge the paragons into blowing their load, but also I kinda felt like vanya outted my strategy before it had time for them to submit a guess and well, I felt like the lim had to happen no matter what because a small % is better than 0%.

Tonally different, idk, sorry. I don't really pay attention to how I post tonally. I will say though, if you are drawing on doubles and dark waltz, I don't know if those are exactly the best games to pull from because of all my games I've ever played, those two games were probably the most frustrating games I've ever played as town. Like I've never replaced out ever, but those two games and maybe baton pass were the only games I've ever considered replacing out in my 7 years on this site because of conflicts (and baton pass was because enter decided to use some very choice words). For doubles I had the benefit of being in a hydra so I kinda just mentally checked out and dark waltz I got myself killed. Of course, I'm not going to match those two tones in this game because simply put, I don't have a quarrel with anyone here. Like nobody is saying "you are the worst player of all time for scumreading me" (doubles) or "you will be the sole reason town loses because you scumread me" (dark waltz), comments like those tilt me to another dimension and when they keep hammering me I just can't really ignore it. But like nobody is saying that this game, and that's a good thing. But it's why you won't see a doubles/dark waltz game from me this game. Also a third thing is doubles and dark waltz were also very mechanical games, not in the sense of pr coordinating, but there were mechanical ways of optimizing DAYPLAY (WHICH IS OH MY GOD THE BESTEST MECHANICS). Doubles had the wincon of only needing to win one game, and that was a game with RadiantCowbells and NSG, of course I'm going to try and direct people to play correctly. Dark Waltz had me going on for multiple days trying to crusade everyone to play correctly and use the first lim as a death pool rather than a normal dance game. Of course if I see such a simple optimization, I'm going to want to direct people to play correctly. This game, the only optimization I can really push is forcing us to play it assassins in the palace or coordinating a fast hammer, I did the latter this game. I cannot really push the first style because it outs me since I tried it last time and if I argue with people to play it AITP I'm going to out myself again and by virtue of arguing over playing it AITP it's not AITP anymore.

[Lila Pitts]

those r my 2 cents id feel bad if we lost this because i was guessed as scum but effort wise that's probably the most ur going to get from me in a single sitting since i mean i don't really make the decision here

[Lila Pitts]

flea what was ur reaction to being impersonated

[Lila Pitts]

im not going to lie i was like jesus flea why are you being so obvious sigh this game is doomed bugspray and flea outted themselves in 2 pages

[Lila Pitts]

holy crap this setup is so bad why did maruchan decide to mod it agaign and why did we join?

you were scum last time... are you the scums again?

Lemme think about it.........

NOPE!

I am chaos! Doing the same thing twice would be boorrrrinnggg!

HOW ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU THE SCUMS AGAIN?

read this post and remember that the avatar was the elliot page avatar at this point

i was like

sigh

[Lila Pitts]

i make big post to be ignored sadge

[Lila Pitts]

i trust u on vanya being town

being fearful on identities is in response to koba being annoying and prodding me on why i thought i had to blitz the lim, i wouldnt make the post if i didnt want to because its quite self evident and shouldn't require an explanation. tilted in other games is also something i didn't want to make but nancy wants to compare my tone from this game with my two most tilted games. adsfasdfadsfasdfasdf

[Lila Pitts]

u guys are going to submit me as scum aren't u ;-;