, and being headless sucks. You've spent decades wandering the wilderness hoping someone will kill you and put you out of your misery. Unfortunately, you've failed thus far. When you found out about a town practicing mob violence, you headed that way immediately. Sadly for you, they are lynching people. With a rope. You have no neck. Do the math.
However, you can still at least satisfy your urge for suicide by evoking the town's wrath against you despite their lack of means to dispose of you. Each day, you MUST be the target for the day's lynch. Always. Of course, you're unlynchable, so day just ends without a death. But it's imperative you get 'lynched' every day. If a day goes by without you getting 'lynched,' you'll be modkilled and lose (despite actually wanting to die... nevermind). Also, getting NK'd is too dishonorable a death for you, so you'll lose if that happens too. You win if you get endgamed. Good luck, and have fun.
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
. Not only are you a football superstar, but you're concerned about the infestation of Mafia in your favorite place to play-
Green Bay
New York! Seeing as these characters don't seem willing to go quietly, you are going to deal with them
Packer
Giant style!
At any point in the game, you can post Action: Retire, in bold text. This means that for the rest of the day, you will be unable to post, but any night actions that are targeted to you (IE- Cop investigations, Mafia kills, ect.), will be targeted to a different, randomly selected, player. The next day you will retur, and since you are such a big star, all attention is attracted to you for the 3 nights after you return. You are alligned with the town. Good luck!
Congratulations! You are the
Indecisive Scum
! Your scum partners are
x
and
y
. But you know, only having two players to talk to every night could be a drag, mightn't it? I mean, perhaps. So, you can possibly maybe choose two different players to have night conversations with for that night by maybe PMing me the usernames of the players that you want to talk to that night. The drawback is that you may not post definately while you're talking to anybody during the night perhaps. Should they ask you a question, your only answer can be "Maybe", "I Don't Know", ect. The only questions you can answer directly are "Are you Mafia?" and "Who are your scumbuddies?" (Or variants there of.)
You win when the Mafia outnumber the town or nothing can be done to prevent this. Good luck!
Mod Note: All three scum players recieve this PM. All non-scum players are Vigilantes/SKs. Should the player choose two players to talk to during the night that are not their scumbuddies, the players the scum selected do not get alignment or win condition shifts.
Congratulations! You are the
Hated Survivor
. I hate your guts and you need to die, so if the killing roles do not choose you as a target, I will ModKill you once Day 1 starts. You win if you are the last player standing. Good luck!
Congratulations! You are the
Loved Jester
. You are just so cute looking scummy in an attempt to get lynched! Yes you are! Yes you are! No town could ever be complete without you! Therefore, you get to experience the joy of not being able to get lynched. If you are the town's planned lynch target, the player with the second most votes at the time gets lynched. (Deadline rules apply if there s a tie.). If you claim at any point during the game, you will be modkilled instantly. You are NK immune. You only win if you get lynched. Have fun!
Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity.
"Metadiving DGB is like playing Roblox" - T3
"She's sort of like a quantum computer, her reads exist in multiple states at once. u have to take into account the other dimensions." - Morning Tweet
to kill a player without ending the day you may use this power as many time a day as you wish. you win when you are the last player alive.
beat a game with this in it lasts 1 day at most.
you are a
necromancer
every night you may revive 1 player who has been kill thus far as a zombie. zombies cannot be lynched.
you win when only zombies are left alive err... undead.
every night you may revive 1 player who has been kill thus far as a zombie. zombies cannot be lynched.
you win when only zombies are left alive err... undead.
Actually, if the zombies know who raised them and keep their old role, that has a lot of potential... You'd probably need Partial Role Reveal on Death, though.
The entire time I was trying to get my voodoo doll to work. The closest I got was slapping someone with it. -Snix, Haunted Mansion 5
. This name is only for flavor, though. You taste nothing like the Vanilla Townie you are.
Incidentally, the theme for this game is Computer Mafia - this role is just designed to make you look like a moron in the event of a mass roleclaim.
You are
That Guy
. Who is everyone talking about? It must be That Guy. Is That Guy innocent? That's what
they
are trying to decide right now! So who did that
other
guy just vote for? That Guy, obviously!
All Day and Night Actions are immediately redirected to you, ignoring everything that would say otherwise. This includes votes, investigations, protections, and night-kills. You are self-aligned and only win if nobody has died by Day 3. If you win, the game is considered a draw for the Town and Mafia.
You are
"Protected" by the Mafia
. Every day that you are alive in this game, you must PayPal the mod $10, which will then be sent to the living scum players as a "fee" for their "protection". Note that this has no bearing on whether you are lynched or NK'd.
You win when all who threaten the Town are dead. But you had better be careful about it. You cannot replace out of this game. And you
certainly
shouldn't tell anyone about this.
Mod note: The part about sending the money to the Mafia players is a lie.
You may not type your posts, but must let an animal in your home randomly step on or push the keys of yor keyboard. You win if you can successfully post the full works of Shakespeare.
. Every day that you are alive in this game, you must PayPal the mod $10, which will then be sent to the living scum players as a "fee" for their "protection". Note that this has no bearing on whether you are lynched or NK'd.
You win when all who threaten the Town are dead. But you had better be careful about it. You cannot replace out of this game. And you
certainly
shouldn't tell anyone about this.
Modnote: The part about sending the money to the Mafia players is a lie.
I lol'd. And that's something I rarely do.
"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Korts wrote:Neither of those looks like a "worst" type role, since in both cases, winning is pretty much inevitable.
That makes them pretty bad roles, heh. "Worst" in the sense of "terrible role design", I think is the idea of this thread.
I always took the thread title to mean "worst" from the player's point of view, i.e. impossible or very challenging to win or otherwise not break role PM's requirements.
This is a perfect example of my meaning:
Iron Man wrote:You are
Monkey Pounding on a Keyboard
You may not type your posts, but must let an animal in your home randomly step on or push the keys of yor keyboard. You win if you can successfully post the full works of Shakespeare.
Lord Gurgi wrote:I dunno, I don't think it's that hard to type:
The full works of Shakespeare.
It's only five words.
tuhqwet uasfgnsd ; aowerghpa haw
damn
rtaibgv aiogh , liauwfz bf sdfu h
damn
rgjaal;s;jawlhalweruig ;oaer uh arg
damn
jjhmjkfjkjkjkhlj;l;sdkjhnb cm,loiuyjhgb sedrghjn
damn
This is harder than it looks
oh, that was easy
g ;dbn;cvjiaweovn sd
damn
"It's not a logical inconsistency. B can't be correct because then C would be, but it doesn't go the other way - there's nothing wrong with C being correct. Aside from Twomz saying otherwise." --Mith
DAMN!
.
.
.
meh, I read that the probability of writing it is like an atom against all the atoms in the universe (the approximation).
Still if you restrict the monkey...
You may not type your posts, but must let an animal in your home randomly step on or push the keys of yor keyboard. You win if you can successfully post the full works of Shakespeare.
Just keep it on your clipboard and hope the animal hits Ctrl-V. It might actually work .
"Never have I seen anybody glorify their own lynch."
-StrangerCoug
TTGL Mafia is over. Going to mod [b]Umineko No [color=red]Na[/color]ku Koro Ni[/b] Mafia. Pre-/ins, as always, are accepted.
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