Open 82: Texas Justice Mafia (Game Over!) before 626
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Crazy Mafia Scum
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ClockworkRuse Goon
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Vote Count:
No Lynch 6<-- Crazy, ashmite84, Iron Man, Light-kun, ClockworkRuse, Tom
dcorbe 2 <-- farside22, The Fonz
The Fonz 2<-- dcorbe, Sun Tzu
Linehouse 1 <-- somestrangeflea
Not voting 1 <-- Linehouse
To end your speculating, If dcorbe does not pick up his prod by tomorrow, he will be replaced.-
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ashmite84 Goon
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Iron Man Goon
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starkmoon Mafia Scum
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Hi guys, read up before I PM'd Mirth about the role, but just to check....
We are going to No Lynch, then use the one shot vig thing to each kill one person, chosen for us at random? (The list being... somewhere back there *points at start of thread*)
One small point.. can we make sure that everyone is going to check in to agree to this before proceeding.Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.-
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farside22 Mafia Mum
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somestrangeflea Mafia Scum
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starkmoon Mafia Scum
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Crazy Mafia Scum
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(Replace Dcorbe with Starkmoon on that list)
Activity check...
Last posted today (Thursday)
-Crazy
-Starkmoon
-SSF
-Farside
Last posted yesterday (Wednesday)
-Iron Man
-ashmite
-Clockwork Ruse
-The Fonz
Last posted Tuesday
-Light-Kun
Last posted Monday
-Tom
Last posted Sunday
-Linehouse
-Sun Tzu
Fortunately, everybody in the game has confirmed the pairing system plan, so I'm sure it's safe to vote at this point.-
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starkmoon Mafia Scum
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No Lynch 7<-- Crazy, ashmite84, Iron Man, Light-kun, ClockworkRuse, Tom, Starkmoon
dcorbe 2 <-- farside22, The Fonz
The Fonz 1<-- Sun Tzu
Linehouse 1 <-- somestrangeflea
Not voting 1 <-- Linehouse
Well, ah see y'all are nothin' but a buncha peacenik hippies not in the least bit interested in avengin' Bobby Ray. Ah guess we'll all just have to sleep with our guns under our pillows tonight, in case those no good Eyetalians decide to shoot any more of my farmhands.
Night Deadline: Tuesday, July 15, 12:00 AM EST
If y'all have any night choices you feel like makin', make sure you send them in before then.-
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Mirth Congratulations! You are ...
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As night falls on El Hacienda Nuestra Señora de la Virgen Santa Que Tiene Gust de Aparecer en Tostada del Desayuno, the worn out, smelly tourists head back to the bunk house after a long day of trying to learn how to ride and baking in the hot sun while the crazy proprietress mumbled to herself in some incomprehensible prattle and refused to serve them anything but bacon and baked beans for lunch or dinner. Exhausted, smelling of horse manure and sweat, and wishing the crazy cow lazy would share her potent hell brew (they assumed it was some sort of whiskey strong enough to be used as embalming fluid), most were just about ready to hit the hay (yes, literally hay...this crazy dude ranch did not have mattresses...just straw...), one of them, a rather oddly dressed and out of place fellow,The Fonz, suggested they try their own hand at vigilante justice by shooting each other. Whether his horrible taste in leather made him suicidal or he thought his helmet of hair gel would make him immune from flying bullets, he supposed the only way to avenge poor Bobby Ray's murder was to just have everybody shoot each other and hope the Italians would be too busy arguing mafia honor to respond fast enough. Why the rest of them thought this was a good idea, this humble narrator cannot say, but the greenhorns decided to pair off and give it a go, expecting, by some sort of miracle, to be able to hit something sizably harder than the broad side of a barn.
StarkmoonandClockworkRusedecided to go first, perhaps thinking if they got it over with and happened to miss, some merciful soul would come by and put them out of their misery.Starkmoonlet loose with a fatal shot toClockworkRuse'sspleen from the rusty old Colt that Lulu Mae had lent her, whileClockworkRusereturned fire with his borrowed Glock, hitting her in the left nostril. Both, poor, misguided tourists, fell over dead.
Farside22, who had always wanted to be Annie Oakley ever since she was a little boy, decided to go next, setting the sights of her Mauser rifle onCrazy, an 80's era Weird Al-look-a-like certainly living up to his name in more ways than one, while he trained his antique Browning pistol in her general direction. Of courseFarside22couldn't hit an elephant even if it was standing right in front of her, 2 feet away from the muzzle of her gun, but luckily her ill-directed shot blew out the overhead light fixture and the falling shards of glass sunk their way deep intoCrazy'soddly-shaped skull, ending his life prematurely, but not before he trained his tommy gun (why they even bothered giving him a tommy gun with one bullet, is beyond this humble story teller...something must have been not quiet right in those Texan minds...what a tommy gun was doing on a dude ranch is another issue entirely...I personally would just rather not know...) inFarside22'sgeneral direction and somehow managed to hit her in the jugular, squirting blood everywhere. Lulu Mae was definitely not up for the task of getting blood out of the kitschy drapes. Sadly, two more tourists were dead...the travel agency was not going to like this...
Light-kunandIron Manstepped up to the plate next, these boys a little too eager to play cowboy.Iron Mantrained his bazooka inLight-kun'sgeneral direction and let the missile fly...so this is what those crazy Texans meant by "one bullet." Ducking out of the way to avoid the main blast but getting trapped under body-crashing rubble,Light-kunhad just enough time to let a shot fly out from his authentically Amazonian blow gun, hittingIron Mansquare in the buttocks with a deadly dart. Alas, more dead tourists.
With just six misguided city folk left,The Fonz, Ashmite84,andLinehouseturned to each other, each flashing the international Elks Lodge "help, help, I'm about to be shot by crazy Italians craving cannolis" sign. Before the mobsters had a chance to roll their dice or scry in a bowl of spaghetti, or however else Italian mobsters decide their hits, our threeintrepidabsolutely insane tourists came at them.The Fonzfired first, shooting his widow's companion atSun Tzu. Since a direct hit did no damage what-so-ever,The Fonzpulled out a lighter and his back-up can of hairspray, and set the unsuspecting mobster on fire.Sun Tzuproceeded to run around flailing and screaming like a little girl until he eventually succumbed to death by smoke inhalation.Linehousestruck next, aiming his slingshot inSomestraneflea'sgeneral direction, and letting loose with a shot right to the groin. Stumbling around in pain,Somestrangefleafell into the wheat thrasher and was heard of no more. Alas, it is a shame the mob hadn't thought of that one.Ashmite84, the last of the Elks, lifted his peashooter, and let it rip, sendingTomflying backwards into a large pile of cow manure (yes, this was in the barracks...). Sadly,Tomwas deathly allergic to cows (why he agreed to stay on a dude ranch is beyond me...) and died instantly from anaphylactic shock. And that was that. The three mafiosos had been killed, and Bobby Ray had been avenged, but at what cost?
Miz Mirth says: "Well ah hope y'all city folk are proud of yourselves, now Lulu Mae and ah got to clean up the whole ranch! Why couldn't y'all avenge Bobby Ray's murder like normal people and string the Eyetalians up to a tree? Y'all better be payin' for all the property damage y'all caused!"
The Dead
Starkmoon - One Shot Vig
ClockworkRuse - One Shot Vig
Farside22 - One Shot Vig
Crazy - One Shot Vig
Light-kun - One Shot Vig
Iron Man - One Shot Vig
Sun Tzu - Mafia Goon
Somestrangeflea - Mafia Goon
Tom - Mafia Goon
The Living
The Fonz - One Shot Vig
Ashmite84 - One Shot Vig
Linehouse - One Shot Vig[/b]Last edited by Mirth on Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:31 pm, edited 2 times in total.-
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Modnotes: -Thank you, Fonz, for breaking the game I shall be informing Thesp and the other Powers That Be that this set up needs work.
-The Mob did not send me a night kill
-How I randomized: I alphabetized y'all and numbered that list 1-12, and then I went into random.org and random ordered the numbers 1-12, setting 1,2,3 as scum. This is the setup it gave me.
Congratulations town. I am, however, a bit dissapointed nobody noticed my little rip on Cormac McCarthy'sAll The Pretty Horsesand Walker Percy'sLancelotin the flavourtext.-
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ashmite84 Goon
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Light-kun Goon
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starkmoon Mafia Scum
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somestrangeflea Mafia Scum
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My fellow mob members seemed to vanish, not that it mattered anyway...Mirth wrote:-The Mob did not send me a night kill
Serious kudos to The Fonz for working out a semi-game-breaking strategy. This setup needs work.
Thanks to Mirth for the great flavouring and moddering!
Now...
Let's try and fix this game!-
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Linehouse Goon
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Well, it actually might have. In case one of the townies assigned to kill one of you guys didn't send in a night kill. Fonz came within 12 hours of that actually. (I had everyone else's choices Thurs/Fri, so I wasn't sure if he was going to send me a choice. Then he did.)somestrangeflea wrote:
My fellow mob members seemed to vanish, not that it mattered anyway...Mirth wrote:-The Mob did not send me a night kill-
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The Fonz Jack of All Trades
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farside22 Mafia Mum
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Sun Tzu complained about it. So I knew he was scum. Other then that SSF and Tom was a no clue for me.The Fonz wrote:I was V/LA- put the kill in with some haste when i got back, and saw the deadline.
Was kinda hoping that the mob would give themselves away by bitching about the unfairness of the setup and save us actually having to use the multikill procedure...
still, I'm sure this game will make Pie very happy.Sarcasm is just a way of saying how stupid you think someone is but in a more polite way.-
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Crazy Mafia Scum
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Thestatusquo He/HimSheaHe/Him
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