Team Mafia 2020 (YOADSG Wins!)

[Farkran]

For the record i just checked what "coasting" actually means and it's... not what i intended to say, lol. I meant to say "stay close but not abide to", which is the wording i would use in italian by saying "costeggio", literally translated to "stay close to something without touching/landing on it".

[popsofctown]

I think the English word for that is "skirting"?

[Iconeum]

to be fair though, reading and understanding what other people are saying takes SO LONG

honestly it's not that important
it's not like anyone else does it, TBH

you just need to write how you feel
especially if it completely contradicts the way you were feeling twenty minutes ago

and ESPECIALLY if it contradicts legitimate reason

To be honest I don't know what I'm spazzing about anyways
Communication isn't an important part of mafia, reads are the only thing that matter. You should just abuse the game state and write what you feel so that you can get the best reads you're capable of. Who cares what anyone else is doing, am I right? If they were better mafia players, they'd take control of the game first. All that matters is that, win or lose, your reads were right so you can justify spending all game spamming the thread with why town should listen to you in your next game. Doesn't matter if your reads were only right because there was only one time when you called the universal townread scum (and were right about it) because you were paranoid and you never actually voted or pushed for that player. Definitely doesn't matter if you had a chance to vote that player in Lylo and win the game for town but lost because your

actual

reads don't match the ones you think you had in hindsight. All that matters is that at some point in the game you were right and your goal for next game should be to shout more and listen less because you're better at this game than anyone else. And if anyone tells you you're playing badly, just say that it's your play style and other players just need to get over it. That's how meta works anyways, and mafia is a game about learning how to play around everyone else, so everyone should learn how to play around you while you completely ignore anything and everything anyone else might be doing. There's no such thing as a bad play style, right? Just call yourself lynchbait and your play is automatically acceptable anyways - your play isn't bad, it's just the whole site needs to learn how to change to accommodate you!

wow salty

[Enter]

If you weren't, Icon, you wouldn't have made that comment

[Dannflor]

i am rubber you are glue

[Iconeum]

i love your title, Dann

[Llamarble]

Aw, I missed it! I am ferociously tempted to offer myself as a replacement but life is too exciting right now. Is there a spectator-place?

[Gamma Emerald]

Hello again!

[implosion]

y'know i never ego'd this and rly should have.

[Eddie Cane]

ego

[Kmd4390]

Lego my ego

[xRECKONERx]

get excited

or don't

it's your life!

[Pine]

[Formerfish]

If I were any hyper I'd be prescribed Adderall.

[Ankamius]

for a lot of hyper maybe, probably not for a very low amount of hyper though

[CheekyTeeky]

Ego.

Good luck teams! I predict that a team will win coz I'm psychic like that.

[CheekyTeeky]

Is there a spectator-place?

[Hopkirk]

Ego.

Good luck teams! I predict that a team will win coz I'm psychic like that.

When Team 'team' Team is involved everyone is going to be too busy wishing the pain would end. Can you really call that winning? That's why I'm betting on the second most underappreciated group, the mods. Think about it, they can just declare themselves the winners whenever they want. Isn't that ridiculous? I for one think all of us teams should band together and start our own team mafia free from their tyrannical gaze.

If you started your 'Anti-team mafia' I'd be right behind you Cheeky. We could all post about 'why Ayn Rand was so right about absolutely everything' and post nothing but horrible anti-team arguments: ad hominum, meta from one game you didn't even play in, and attacks on each other's mothers in law.

[PenguinPower]

they can just declare themselves the winners whenever they want.

[Nancy Drew 39]

Ego.

Good luck teams! I predict that a team will win coz I'm psychic like that.

Sure, whatever you say Miss Cleo.

[Hopkirk]

Ok, this is getting scary. I've made about a dozen posts in the last hour or so as I connected the dots and the mods have removed or edited all my posts except the ones that make me sound like a raving conspiracy theorist. The clues are all there, look at page one:

Announcing Team Mafia 2020

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vent will begin on January 2nd, 2020. This gives everyone am

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le time to get team

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ther and for those who wish to part

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cipate to wi

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d down their current commitments.

Team Mafia is a site

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ide event sp

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nning five game

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. Teams of four players will be given the opportunity to choose four out of the five ga

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es t

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be place

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in, and will wor

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together to w

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n their chosen games. Scoring, based on whether or not your team was in winning games, wi

ll

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termine the overall winners of the event. The winning team will receive a banner for their accounts that will be

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isplayed until the next Team Mafia event or the next Scummies, whichever comes first. The tentative plan for the five games will be

1. A large theme, run by Lizard people
2. A mini theme, run by the Illuminati
3. A mini normal, run by The Masons (fuck masons)
4. A white flag open, run by Lizard people
5. Assassinations of anyone who worked out what we're really up to, run by Micc

[CheekyTeeky]

You alright Hopkirk?

[Alisae]

I hate you

[Pine]

Ok, this is getting scary. I've made about a dozen posts in the last hour or so as I connected the dots and the mods have removed or edited all my posts except the ones that make me sound like a raving conspiracy theorist. The clues are all there, look at page one:

Announcing Team Mafia 2020

This

e

vent will begin on January 2nd, 2020. This gives everyone am

p

le time to get team

s

t

og

e

ther and for those who wish to part

i

cipate to wi

n

d down their current commitments.

Team Mafia is a site

w

ide event sp

a

nning five game

s

. Teams of four players will be given the opportunity to choose four out of the five ga

m

es t

o

be place

d

in, and will wor

k

together to w

i

n their chosen games. Scoring, based on whether or not your team was in winning games, wi

ll

d

e

termine the overall winners of the event. The winning team will receive a banner for their accounts that will be

d

isplayed until the next Team Mafia event or the next Scummies, whichever comes first. The tentative plan for the five games will be

1. A large theme, run by Lizard people
2. A mini theme, run by the Illuminati
3. A mini normal, run by The Masons (fuck masons)
4. A white flag open, run by Lizard people
5. Assassinations of anyone who worked out what we're really up to, run by Micc

A-

Docked credit for using the lizard people twice

[Korina]

Is it bad this made me laugh for like three minutes straight?